Chapter 340(1/2)
The song "Tenius" is like a tragedy on earth, causing the referee to encounter force majeure and his lower body is gloriously lost!
Speaking of age, most men have prostate problems, and the referee is no exception.
It is difficult to swear normally, but when people reach middle age, they rarely experience the feeling of pleasure.
But the problem that he had always hated became a life-saving straw today, making him feel extremely grateful.
Even though it lost, the dripping speed was very slow, giving the referee a chance to brake in the middle.
After all, he is an experienced referee with strong psychological qualities and controls himself...
I believe that everyone who has experienced this feeling knows how painful it is...
Vardy, funny, wait for me!
The referee felt that his shorts were slightly wet, and he was extremely angry and shy. Fortunately, there was no such thing as Wawa, and no one else could see it, otherwise he would have to say goodbye to the green field in the future!
However, Vardy next to him was very surprised. The song "Tradition" just now had already made the referee climax, how could he still control himself in the climax?
I couldn't help but aim at the referee's lower body. Isn't this guy peeing?
I couldn't help but respect the referee. Men who can control their lower body are all good men...
But do you think this is over?
Please listen to the next song - this feel is so cool!
What?
Not OK yet?
That can only be "The Most Displeasant National Style"!
Under the offensive of songs, the referee's face turned red and he still stood firm. The tragic expression in his eyes moved the whole world.
However, the fans watching the football team were puzzled at this time. It was obvious that the game was on the court, so why did the referee start to attract attention with strange movements and emoticons?
Vardy was also a little anxious. Her lips were almost blowing bald. You are not peeing yet?
You are a pure man!
The fourth official on the sidelines raised the stoppage sign, and four minutes of stoppage time were set to be held in the first half due to England's three goals.
But at this moment, the referee suddenly blew his whistle and ended the first half.
The fourth official was stunned before he could put down the sign and stood on the sidelines. He quickly put down the sign and took a look. He thought he had already made the stoppage time to 0 minutes!
And in everyone's puzzled eyes, the referee rushed into the player's passage and disappeared from everyone's sight.
Vardy looked at the smoke and dust all the way and couldn't help but sigh. It turned out that this referee was an underrated sprinter. His speed probably made many professional players envious.
If you didn't know why the referee ended the game in a hurry before, you can see the referee's running method and probably understand why!
The referee has been holding his urine to enforce the law during the game, but he has never seen it before, but he has never seen it on the World Cup, a big stage that is attracting attention worldwide.
Sure enough, there was a funny Vardy game, anything could happen!
So strange!
It is clearly a matter of referees, why should Vardy be counted on?
However, the players in Trinidad and Tobago were very grateful to the referee for their wise decision. They were behind in the big score and didn't want to continue to suffer on the court.
But at this time, Vardy was not idle either, and he wanted to go to the bathroom too!
After blew the whistle for a long time, do you think that Vardy himself would not be affected by the referee alone?
In the bathroom, Vardy and the referee stared at each other.
The referee looked at Vardy with a sad look, like a resentful woman, which really made Valdison unable to stand it.
I looked at the referee with comfort, don’t I hold it in, don’t complain!
But after a casual glance, Vardy couldn't help but show his contemptuous look - you are too young!
The referee looked at the referee's eyes and collapsed instantly, feeling that he had suffered 10,000 critical damage in his heart.
This is even more hateful than Vardy's whistle blowing and causing him to be incontinent. This is a matter of man's dignity!
Vardy felt that he should not tease the referee's fragile heart. If he really causes trouble for himself in the second half, he would be very upset!
A stunning and bizarre first half made all those who were not optimistic about England's future collectively lose voice.
However, at the beginning of the second half, Trinidad and Tobago had already begun to shrink all players. They knew that they were not England's opponents, and the only thing they could pursue now was to concede as few goals as possible. You should know that although 3:0 and 7:1 both lost, they were completely different concepts...
England also began to control the rhythm at the request of the interim coach. After all, the game has been won, so there is no need to continue wasting physical fitness. If you insist on killing all the people, God knows whether the opponent will lose his can. If someone is injured, it will be less beautiful.
However, even so, at the last moment of the game, England still headed the ball in a corner kick, rewriting the score to 4:0.
At the end of the game, the English players hugged each other and celebrated the victory. This big victory really boosted the spirit, allowing England, which was in the storm, to find the direction of progress and return to the right track. Everything is moving in the best direction.
Vardy walked towards the referee with a smile, and stretched out his hand in the referee's somewhat terrifying eyes.
Blowing the whistle at the referee during the game was nothing more than a joke. After all, he and the referee did not have a deep hatred, and it was not even considered a smile to eliminate their grudges!
Now that the game is over, shake hands and show your politeness!
However, the referee's thinking is not that simple.
He unswervingly felt that Vardy might have to attack him again!
Thinking about how I almost incontinented by Vardy's whistle in the game, I felt a sense of shame and anger. When did I ever feel so embarrassed on the court?
And now the game is over, and Vardy is not letting himself go?
It seems that he wants to shake hands on the surface, but who knows what he is going to do behind his back!
Holding your hand and then falling quickly over your shoulder?
Or is it that he has applied a severe poison on his hand to kill him?
Anyway, it won't be a good thing!
Looking at the referee's cautious look in fear, Vardy knew that the referee might have misunderstood him!
Don't worry, I'm not a good person!
Pooh!
I am not a robber and I won’t do anything to you, after all, you are not a princess!
I reached out my hand. If you don’t shake hands with me, I’m very embarrassed!
In desperation, Valdy sighed, stretched out his other hand and pulled the referee's hand, held it with his own hand, and then shook it hard, giving the referee a satisfied smile before letting go and turning away.
The TV broadcast screen captured this scene, and the fans almost got fucked!
If the referee doesn’t shake hands with you, you force the referee to shake hands. This is the logic of a robber!
"The referee was resistant inside, but Valdy was too proactive, there was nothing he could do!"
"Vardy said that if you don't shake hands with me, I will continue to blow the whistle. The referee is timid, otherwise he can resist!"
"I'm quite sympathetic to the referees. I advise all referees who enforce the law Vardy game to buy accident insurance, otherwise there will be no compensation if they die!"
......
The referee stood there with a confused look on his face, with disbelief on his expression.
Vardy didn't do anything to himself!
It turns out that praying for God’s blessing is useful!
I'm starting to believe in God again!
But it seems that Vardy is not that scary either.
He is like a naughty child, always trying to kill and attract everyone's attention. This is a typical naughty child mentality!
I smiled with a self-deprecating smile, the more I think it becomes more and more funny, and I am too fussy!
"Hey, Mr. Vardy!"
The referee called Valdi from behind.
Vardy turned his head unexpectedly and found that the referee was looking at him with a smile, completely different from the way he looked like he was dead.
The one who did not come was shocked.
No way?
Could it be that I forced my hand to make the referee bend?
Otherwise, why would he look at himself with a smile?
It's so scary, I'm going home!
"I always wanted to tell you that your whistle was really not very good!" The referee didn't care about Vardy's expression, but instead joked with Vardy.
Vardy breathed a sigh of relief, as long as you were normal!
But you started to be arrogant at this time, and did you forget how you almost became incontinent in the first half?
Besides, I haven’t appeared in "Little Apple" and "Gangnam Style" yet, what are you so proud of!
To be continued...