With England leading Trinidad and Tobago in a big score, and on the World Cup, the highly anticipated peak stage, if you give up the opportunity to be funny, you will definitely be ashamed of the training of the funny system for so long.

In fact, Vardy sometimes feels that he may have mistaken the funny system.

Before, I always issued tricks to myself, and there were all kinds of strange punishments if I didn't complete them. Even such a terrible punishment as Ding Ding's shortening was almost real.

However, after I killed the active task system, I realized the difficulty of growing my strength, so I am now struggling.

It seems that I am a little narrow-minded. Now when I think about it, maybe the task is a scam, but the purpose of the system is actually very clear.

The system said from the beginning that its task is to cultivate the best stars on earth, but to cultivate the most funny ones on earth.

This means that the system will not care whether you win or not, it is only responsible for making you funny, that's all.

For Vardy, if you want to become a superstar, you must largely improve your strength through the system.

And how does the system improve your strength?

Of course it depends on your funnyness!

In the final analysis, we still have to rely on funny people to improve our strength!

There is nothing wrong with the system!

There is no free lunch in the world. If you want to improve your strength without paying a price, then you are so naive.

Although the control over the system is a little stronger now, it is impossible to make a leaps and bounds as before, unless the system updates something good again!

By the way, will the system be updated again at the end of this season?

It’s not innovative to always follow the steps like this!

Even if you get infected with the virus again!

No matter if you have foot-and-mouth disease or hand-foot-mouth disease!

But now on the court, Vardy has no time to think about it. Let's think about it carefully when he turns around and calm down.

So, funny, please start your performance!

Who should I choose a funny target?

Your own teammate?

Looking at his teammates who were playing in a hurry to attack his opponent, Vardy felt that it would be a bit too much if he regarded them as funny targets.

People are working very seriously, it’s fine to paddle on the side, but then they drag their backs, and it’s inappropriate to think about it.

Moreover, some teammates have no relationship with them. If they get angry, they will start chasing you on the court. Is this really good?

With Rooney, Ferdinand and others, they can be funny friends at will, but they have already brought them to the point where they went astray. When they went to the national team, they would harm them again. Vardy himself felt sorry for them.

So target the opponent's players?

Looking at the opponents who were lost because of the big score, they are still fighting to avoid losing more balls.

People are already having a hard time, do you really have to continue to do it?

Well, it seems that there is only one goal left!

Turning his head to look at the referee on duty in the middle of the stadium, Vardy smiled maliciously, and the light revealed in his eyes was profound...

The referee was following England's attack toward Trinidad and Tobago's penalty area, and suddenly shivered. Under the halo of Vardy's funny aura, the referee had an unfair premonition.

When was the last time I had such a bad premonition?

It seems that when I was a child, I was peeking at the girl next door to take a bath, and then unfortunately I was discovered and almost interrupted...

But I am in a law enforcement game now. I can’t dodge as much as being bored by the ball. What’s the big deal?

But just as he was thinking, he turned around and saw Valdi not far away looking at him. The referee shuddered and stopped.

I'll go, I forgot about this guy!

Even though I have never enforced the law before, I am so funny that I am so well-known!

Since Valdi debuted, his game has never stopped...

Not to mention how the players are during the game or how the fans are, just referees, I don’t know how many of them have some inexplicable accidents!

Someone who fell out of the air for no reason and was directly stung by a serial cannon. What's even more incredible is that some people fell asleep during law enforcement competitions...

All incredible things have come out!

Although this may not necessarily be related to Vardy, it seems that it appeared with Vardy.

When it came to the World Cup, it was not calm. Even a famous coach like Eriksen started running naked. What else could not happen!

And all these strange and embarrassing things happened when Vardy was present. Even if it was analyzed from the perspective of materialism, these had nothing to do with him, but from the perspective of superstition, they were all brought by Vardy!

It seems that there has been no accident in this game, which is very abnormal. Will the accident come to me next?

The referee was almost crying, I just came to make a soy sauce, I don’t want the protagonist’s treatment!

Death is not terrible. When something unexpected happens, you don’t know anything and go peacefully!

What’s scary is that you know that death is coming, but you can’t do anything, so you can only wait quietly for death to come!

The referee now is in such a state. He feels something is going to happen, but he can't stop it because he has no idea what will happen!

Could he still be able to directly punish Valdy, the pollution source?

Maybe there won’t be any trouble like this, but then he will get into a big deal!

If a player plays football well on the court, you will send someone off. The dictator is not as domineering as you!

Now the referee only hopes that he is an illusion and it is best not to happen to nothing!

But at this moment, Vardy walked straight to the referee. In the referee's creepy and surprised eyes, he looked up and down, and then showed a secret smile. This smile made the referee think of those horror movies that scared him...

For Vardy, the referee profession is actually a profession that deals a lot, and at least both sides have to spend 90 minutes in each game.

However, most of the time, Vardy had no good feelings for the referee, and some even made him feel angry.

Is it true that I am funny?

Is the funny guy going to be targeted on the field?

So many times, Vardy regards referees targeting him as a battle target.

Although the referee in this game did not do anything too much to him, but the world is as dark as a crow, just think that you are being shot!

Of course, Vardy didn't want to do anything too much to the referee, it was just a spoof!

In the referee's nervous gaze, Vardy smiled slightly, raised his lips and whistled.

Of course, it is not the loud whistle that the fans blew, which means the same as the booing sound, but the whistle that comes with a little melody, the tone is not high, and the brisk whistle that blows when you are in a good mood.

The referee was a little stunned. What does this mean?

I thought it would be a thunderous blow, but I didn't expect it to turn into a gentle breeze and drizzle.

Why did Valdy suddenly change her sexual intercourse?

He never thought that Vardy did not directly put him in the oil pan, but used a method of boiling frogs in warm water.

Don't you think this whistle sounds familiar?

How did your mother coax you to pee when she was a child?

Have you found memories of your childhood?

Is there a sudden chill under my crotch?

Want to release yourself happily?

That's right, Vardy is just holding it back!

The referee just felt a little awkward at first, and was blowing a whistle beside him, feeling like he was teasing himself.

Wherever he went, Vardy followed him like a shadow, and the whistle kept hovering in his ears.

But slowly, the referee felt something was wrong.

Suddenly I felt like I wanted to pee. Valdy's whistle sounded like a command gun. The liquid stored in the bladder seemed to be ordered. It gathered in large quantities and was ready to gush out at any time...

Can you stop blowing?

The referee wants to cry.

Fortunately, his teammates suddenly passed the ball to Vardy. Vardy gave up competing with the referee for a while, and shot a heavy shot, threatening Trinidad and Tobago.

The referee let out a long sigh, and finally felt that he was not that anxious.

But the next second when he saw Vardy return to him, pouting and preparing to whistle, he felt bad.

The brisk whistle sounded again, and with his own urge to rush down the court and run towards the bathroom.

If there is a calm sea in front of you, then you can definitely cause storm waves after urinating!

The legs were unnaturally closed together, twisted, and slowly moved their hands down, trying to find a position that would make you less impulsive.

Turning around and glaring at Vardy, I wish I could just take out the red card and send this bastard off. I have never seen such a bad person...

But there is no rule that players are not allowed to blow whistle on the court, and they don’t blow at themselves, and there is no sarcasm. What should you do?
To be continued...