"Brother, I really kneel down for you. I was playing the ball. You actually went to pee. How bad is your prostate?"

Casley said to Valdi with an exaggerated expression.

Although Vardy felt relieved, she felt embarrassed when facing the surprised, contemptuous and ridiculed gazes of tens of thousands of people.

Everton fans despise him and have nothing to do with others because he is so funny.

Just when Vardy felt a little ashamed, the referee suddenly came over and gave him a yellow card!

Well, I didn’t say hello in the middle of the game and ran to pee. A yellow card was really considered to be a mercy for my subordinates!

Vardy humbly accepted the punishment, so let this yellow card take away his embarrassment!

The booed in the stands, all of which were aimed at the referee!

Our own players, if we want to laugh at him, it’s okay, but you can’t give a yellow card!

If you have three urgent needs, you won’t be able to hold your urine?

It's really inhumane!

The game continues, but there are really thousands of horses galloping by in the hearts of Chelsea players, all of which are beeping their dogs.

Vardy stabbed them three times in the first half, making them irritable;

In the second half, Chelsea finally accumulated a little fighting spirit and momentum, and was directly drained by Vardy's urine...

No more...

No more...

No more...

They want to cry but have no tears. What kind of world is this?

Is this still the passionate world football world?

Why is it so difficult to play a good game?

On the other hand, although it was embarrassing, it was not like an ostrich that he felt nothing was gone if he buried his head like an ostrich.

He has little time left in life, so what is it necessary to think so much?

Let yourself contribute your last remaining energy and attack another wave!

So Vardy once again started the invincible sprint mode amid the cheers of Everton fans!

Not to mention, Chelsea, which was completely gone, made a mistake. The pass from Marklele to Thiago was directly intercepted by Vardy in the middle of the journey, and then dribbled the ball towards the Chelsea goal!

The fans are going crazy. After putting the water, Vardy is possessed by a god again. Could he still have a great big four-year joy against Chelsea?

However, they obviously thought too much!

Vardy had just completed speeding up, and a figure appeared from the diagonal thorn and directly slipped the shovel and knocked down Vardy.

When Vardy was churning in the air, at that moment, he realized it!

Is this the legendary unknown terrible event that the system punishes itself?

The severe pain from his feet made him believe it!

Although he knew that he might have been injured, he felt excited about surviving the disaster, and even wanted to laugh loudly without restraint!

Felling heavily on the ground, Vardy was really a little confused!

The neatly angered and cursed from the stands, fans cursed all the eighteen generations of Galas' ancestors, and even traced back to the Hemudu era!

Everton's teammate rushed up in anger and wanted to settle the score with Galas. This bastard is simply an executioner. It is not an exaggeration to even sentence him to five minutes of his bad actions!

Chelsea players quickly helped Galas protect them. They knew they were in the wrong and did not dare to be as good as Everton's players on the court.

The referee quickly ran to the scene of the incident, separated the players on both sides with continuous whistles and actual actions, then checked Vardy's injuries, and quickly signaled to enter the stretcher!

Galas escaped, and the referee just gave him a yellow card.

But now everyone's mind is on Valdi, and no one cares about others at all.

Vardy was lifted onto a stretcher. Although he covered his ankles with his hands, his expression was very relaxed, and even a careful person could see a hint of joy?

What is the situation?

After being examined by the team doctor on the sidelines, it was not a serious injury, but I definitely couldn't play this game, and I guess I would need to rest for at least two to three weeks!

After receiving this bad news, Moyes wanted to rush to the court and ko Galas hard and beat him out directly!

The league is easy to deal with. Everton can afford to lose, but it will be the final of the League Cup. If Vardy cannot play, what will Everton use to compete with Liverpool, the city's arch rival?

At this moment, Moyes really collapsed!

But what Vardy shows now can't see any depression or sadness. After covering up his smile, he looks calm!

In fact, his heart was already surrounded by huge surprises!

I'll go, I don't have to die!

Very good!

I just said that although the system is unscrupulous, it is still a bit human.

At least it didn't take his own life!

Although you may have to recuperate for a while when you are injured, at least you don’t have to die!

Moreover, the system store may have a recovery acceleration card. If you take one, the injury will heal quickly, and it is not a big problem!

"System prompt: Please pay attention to the distinction. Injury is not an unknown terrible event that the system punishes you!"

The prompt sound from his mind made Vardy confused in an instant!

What?

Isn’t this the system’s punishment for itself?

I'm going, haven't I escaped from my life yet?

System, you are too cruel!

"System prompt: Please rest assured that the punishment for the host has been completed! Please keep good expectations for life!"

Vardy widened her eyes, opened her mouth wide but couldn't speak.

Is it done?

When will it be done?

Why don't I feel it?

"System prompt: Isn't it a terrible punishment for you to suddenly run and pee while the game is going on?"

Vardy was stunned for a moment, and he felt that he was really broken by the system!

Damn, this is the terrible punishment you mentioned about the unknown?

I always thought you were going to kill me!

This scared me!

You are a loss of color!

Vardy breathed a sigh of relief, and ten thousand divine beasts roared past in his heart.

There is nothing more joy and sorrow than life, and Valdy felt it all today!

The despair and struggle before death have survived the disaster and seen a wonderful life again!

OK, system, I'll kneel down for you!

Now thinking about it, if the shadow of death was not over my head, then peeing on the court would be a terrifying thing!

The system is right, the wrong thing is that I think too much!

Now Vardy is in tears. In this game, he performed like a god descending to earth. He defeated Chelsea alone. It should have been a great classic battle.

But everything ended abruptly when I ran to the player's passage and peed in front of everyone!

I transformed from a god into a funny guy, a funny guy that everyone is familiar with!

This is really the greatest sorrow in life!
Chapter completed!