A shocking burst shot seemed to have caused this time dimension to stagnate and even flow backwards!

In an instant, the ball completed the jump in space, from Vardy's feet to the goal, and arrived instantly!

Cech knew that Vardy was going to shoot and was ready to save, but he didn't even make a save until the ball flew into the goal.

The ball was too fast, and he didn't even have time to judge the direction and save it, and the ball had already flew into the goal!

Looking from the front, there was only Cech's incredible terror expression, and the ball that was hissing and spinning on the net behind the ball...

Tonight, Goodison Park Stadium has become the most terrifying place on the entire earth. The cheers here can break through the atmosphere and even cause the earth to deviate from orbit.

All the fans were so excited that they were speechless. The only thing they could do was yelling in love and release them. They were the happiest people in the world!

The expressions on the faces of Chelsea players have changed color without realizing it. It is really hard for them to believe that the defense they have always been proud of was beaten by Vardy in a short time!

Even if Vardy defeated the entire Chelsea alone, it would not be an exaggeration!

Mourinho's expression was already dull, and he even began to wonder whether his defense was so good, why Vardy poked three big holes on Chelsea alone!

And Everton's players didn't care whether Vardy was abnormal or not. They rushed forward and pressed Vardy under them!

At that moment, the whole world seemed to be boiling!

After scoring this goal, Vardy seemed to have been hollowed out, and the whole world was also taken away, and she became depressed in an instant!

In the game against Chelsea, stabbing the Blues three times in a short period of time should be considered an unparalleled achievement. I should be able to be recorded in history and remembered by everyone, right?

Then, I can die without regrets!

After completing the task, it seemed that he had lost his goal and direction all at once. Vardy became confused, and the only thing left was to go with the flow!

So in the next game, Vardy suddenly changed from a state of descending to a state of depressedness after descending to a state of depressedness after being defeated by countless lustful women, and his courage no longer existed.

Although everyone is surprised by this strong contrast, no one thinks he should blame Vardy.

Who can defeat Chelsea in such a short time?

No!

This is not the game you can play!

Besides, Vardy had already burst out such a terrifying energy just now, which is equivalent to pre-promoting life in advance. It is also worth dying now!

It’s like a rechargeable battery, it’s used up and needs to be charged, and it can’t be used during the charging process!

Everton didn't play high-pressure pressing this time. Even without Vardy's sudden sluggishness, they should retreat. The team is so essentially so no one can change it!

So the game went from being passionate and ups and downs, Everton, who had a huge lead, shamelessly defended his life. Chelsea's morale suffered a severe blow at the opening and the attack was not firm. How could such a game look good?

Vardy has begun to ignore the game, and he just wants to know how he will die later!

Director, where am I dead?

Could it be that a dog suddenly rushed into the field and gave him a bite. Then the dog carries a deadly virus on it and bites it into a zombie?

No, this is the plot of Resident Evil!

No, death may not be scary, but what is scary is that I don’t know how to die!

Just as he was nervous, until the end of the first half, Vardy was still lively and nothing happened!

Well, I successfully survived the first half!

Taking advantage of the break, Vardy entered the system and found that the system was operating normally. However, when talking to the system, the system ignored him!

Isn't this guy brewing some conspiracy?

With the tomato-head shape, Vardy fell into deep thought.

Let yourself die soon, it’s so tormenting!

After spending the halftime in a daze, Vardy followed his teammates back on the court.

Looking at Dehua, who was covered in muscles and tendons not far away, Vardy was instantly shocked.

Could it be that he was killed by this human-shaped tank?

Is it okay to stay away from him?

Thinking of the system's omnipotence, Vardy gave up this idea.

I guess even if he hides in the stands, if the system wants Drogba to kill him, Drogba can have ten thousand ways to go to the stands and kill him!

OK, the system is great, I'm convinced!

Continuing to paddle on the court with anxiety, Vardy invisibly helped his teammates defend with his eyes. This was the limit he could do!

Hey, why did I suddenly feel a strong urge to pee?

Crack, I was just in a daze during the intermission and forgot to go to the bathroom!

But what should I do now?

You can't be in public in front of tens of thousands of fans in the audience and hundreds of thousands of fans in front of the TV?

Although I am a dying person, I don’t care about my face and must not ruin this great game.

He didn't want future generations to mention this great game. The first thing he thought of was not his three goals, but his booing on the court!

what to do?

what to do?

Vardy looked around, hoping to find the safest solution.

No, I can't help it, my urge to pee is getting stronger and stronger!

No matter what!

Let you go!

Vardy's explosive power completely exploded and instantly activated. With everyone's screams, he rushed all the way to the player channel.

That's right, in his opinion, this is the closest hidden place!

After rushing into the player passage, Vardy carried the fans opposite and the camera in the player passage, and quickly untied her pants.

Wow!

A big river flows eastward!

It's really comfortable!

At that moment, Vardy fell in love with this feeling.

After a trembling, Vardy lifted her pants with satisfaction, left the player passage with a spring breeze on her face, and returned to the court.

At this time, the on-field game has stopped!

The players on both sides looked at Valdi who was letting water in the player's passage, looking confused.

The fans in the stands were also drunk and almost fell from their seats with laughter.

It was the first time they had met them!

"No wonder this guy just now just now just now, it turned out that he was urinating!"

"This guy doesn't tie his shoelaces, but he can untie his trousers very quickly!"

"The stadium staff must have cried to death now. They will clean up later!"

"I just said how could Vardy not be funny in this game? It turns out that they are all accumulating here!"
Chapter completed!