"What a kind man, I almost burst into tears."

"Since ancient times, I have said that I must repay my grace by being given a drop of water. At that moment, I secretly swear that I must repay my captain."

"However, unfortunately, the facts are so impermanent..."

"I was about to express my gratitude with my eyes and secretly vowed to repay the captain, suddenly, I felt a sense of anger in my stomach in horror."

"And, this time it became even stronger, giving me the urge to pull it out."

"But I have enough confidence. I believe that the loyal and honest headmaster will fight me. Although I feel that I am likely to get diarrhea, I still decided to take the initiative to take a gamble."

"Isn't it just a fuck?"

"The headmaster will definitely fight for me."

"Hey, I really shouldn't have bet that day..."

When Pugu Huaien said this, his face turned extremely pale, and everyone present was scratching his heart, holding his breath and did not dare to interrupt his memories.

Only Li Guangbi couldn't help but ask, guessing, "Did you make another louder fart?"

It would be fine if you didn't ask, but Pu Gu Huaien started crying after asking.

In front of everyone, the young man cried to the sky and said loudly: "It would be great if it was a fart, and I hope it was a fart too. But when I opened my butt door, I heard a squirting sound."

"I pulled it."

"I pulled it."

...

Pugu Huaien burst into tears, suddenly squatted on the ground and cried, holding his head and said, "This time, the headmaster finally couldn't hold on. He was no longer willing to help me fight, but shouted at me on the spot..."

"Damn it, you guys are gone, right? If it's just a bullshit, I'll accept it. But you guys are so kind, you just squirt."

"This is too much of a blame, I choose not to take it."

Everyone present stood there, and the air around them was calm.

Guo Ziyi took a deep breath several times, and barely held back her smile and comforted her: "Little brother, let's take a look. Although this matter is weird, it's over. By the way, the matter should be over here, right?"

This question was what everyone thought, so they came over to hear the ending.

But when he saw Pu Gu Huaien crying, he suddenly stood up and said loudly, "End? How can it be so easy to end?"

"If it can be over so easily, how can I be considered unlucky..."

uh-huh?

Everyone present was stunned.

Is there a more bizarre follow-up to what this said?

Guo Ziyi took a breath slowly and said solemnly: "Little brother, first of all, I would like to express my thoughts. I don't want to hear your jokes, but I want to make sure whether I should let you out. But until now, I don't know what your crime is? So, you have to continue talking."

After thinking about it, I then said, "No matter what happened to you, I promise you that I will never laugh."

"Okay, that's what you said!"

Pugu Huai'en really took his time and said loudly: "Then I will continue to tell you to see if you can really hold back your laughter. If you can really hold back and never laugh at me, then Pugu Huai'en swears to heaven that I will be your pawn for the rest of my life."

Guo Ziyi was aroused by him, and he stretched out his hand and clenched his fists heavily, and said loudly: "As long as you have not committed the crime of killing, then I will take over you as a pawn. No matter how weird your affairs are, Guo swears not to laugh. If I laugh, let you be your brother."

Pugu Huaien wiped off his tears and said, "Okay, then listen carefully."

He continued to tell his past.

...

...

On the first day of work, I got sparse in the lobby.

Originally, I thought that this job was going to be gone, but what I didn't expect was that the county magistrate did not expel me.

Later I learned that the county magistrate was due to the favor of recommending someone. So even though he hated me, he still chose to keep me.

However, this is not fortunate. Although I was kept, I was unable to continue to participate in the station shift. The county magistrate asked me to get out quickly and wash the public uniforms that had pulled my crotch.

I ran out of the lobby with shame and found a basin to wash my clothes. Since it was midsummer and it was hot, I put on my corvee soap robe again in less than half an hour.

Coincidentally, the case for the court was over.

I saw the headmaster bringing a group of yamen runners, and everyone walked out of the yamen hall happily, with joy on their faces, as if something good happened.

I wanted to meet and talk to everyone, but I felt very embarrassed, so I could only watch from a distance, and I felt envious and uncomfortable in my heart.

As a result, the headmaster found me, waved at me, and laughed: "Boy, I almost killed you just now. You really have a habit, just pulled it in the lobby."

My face was flushed and my head lowered.

At this time, the headmaster pondered, as if he was making a decision, and suddenly asked me: "Are you still pulling your crotch now?"

I quickly looked up and replied urgently: "I took advantage of the time I was drying my clothes and ran to the toilet four or five times in a row. Now I have lost my stomach. I can guarantee that I will never pull it again."

"It's very good!"

The headmaster slapped his hands and said, "Since your stomach is fine, let's go with us. Although you are the first day working, since you are here, you will be considered your own brother. It just so happens that you have a wealthy job today, and brothers will take you to make some money together."

I was very surprised and moved, and asked quickly, "What is the errand? Can you actually make money?"

The captain and the yamen runners all laughed and said with a gaze: "There are two villages outside the county town, which started fighting because of water irrigation. The fight was very fierce and had lasted for three or four days. The old man on both sides was worried that it would cause death, so he asked to come to the county government."

As the headmaster said, he twisted his fingers and signaled to me: "Now you understand, we are going to pull the squad. And the squad has been a bit squad since ancient times. Besides, we are not just going to pull the squad, we have the right to divide the water sources for the two villages..."

I understand!

This is indeed a fat man.

The headmaster is so kind, he is willing to bring me such a good thing.

In the next time, all of our yamen runners prepared a little, and everyone had a meal with laughter, and then went out of the city with full energy to do the business.

And things are bad because we shouldn't have eaten that meal.

...

When everyone heard this, they looked at each other and guessed: "Is there any danger in this meal?"

Guo Ziyi said, "Is it poisonous in the food? You were falsely accused."

But Pugu Huaien shook his head and said, "That's the food provided by the county government. How could the rice be poisonous? But it's a big pot of boiled beans."

Damn it!

Guo Ziyi subconsciously took a breath and said incrediblely: "It's such a coincidence that it's another pot of beans."

Pugu Huaien suddenly looked up at her face, her face showed a deep sadness, and said, "But at that time I didn't know that eating too much beans would cause bloating. I just thought I had drunk raw water by the river in Chang'an, so I had diarrhea in the lobby of the county government."

"Since I don't know, I don't doubt it. As a result, I've eaten the most beans in the pot."

"And this second time, the captain and the yamen runners also ate the beans. Along the way, my bad luck broke out again."

"This time the bad luck is too strong. It is no longer as simple as diarrhea. It has become my lifelong nightmare and the reason why I became a prisoner in death."

Guo Ziyi's face gradually became solemn and she said in a deep voice: "You continue to talk, this is the reason I want to listen to."

To release the death row prisoner, you must find out the root cause.
Chapter completed!