Chapter 23 [This black pot is too big, I choose not to carry it]
"You said something tragic happened?"
Li Guangbi interrupted suddenly and said curiously: "What a tragic thing?"
As a result, Pu Gu Huai'en ignored him and continued to talk about it on his own.
"The journey from Chang'an City to Jingyang County is about thirty miles. Since I wanted to report early, I walked quickly and urgently. It took only an hour to reach the Jingyang County Government."
"Thinking about it now, I really regret it. If I weren't so anxious that day, the next thing would have happened."
This time, Guo Ziyi couldn't help it and asked, "What happened next? Could it be that Jingyang County Government is unwilling to accept you?"
As a result, it was fine if he didn't ask, but he asked Pu Gu Huaien and cried.
I saw a young man with tears in his eyes at this time and cried, "If there is another next time, I would rather not accept it. However, on the contrary, I reported it very smoothly."
"Especially the clerk of the county government office is such a good person. He only took half a cup of tea to help me get the documents, then took me directly to the soap room and handed me over to the head of the county government office."
"The headmaster is also very good and is very happy with my arrival. Not only did he express his intention to use it, but he also decided to let me go to work directly."
Li Guangbi suddenly interrupted again and said with a deep meaning: "This must be because of the introduction, otherwise your registration will not be so smooth. From this, it can be inferred that the person who arranged the errands for you was a big shot."
Guo Ziyi waved her hand and said, "Second brother, don't interrupt him, let him continue to talk."
Li Guangbi nodded and signaled that he would not interrupt.
But he saw Pugu Huaien as if he was trapped in memory and murmured: "Yes, my introducer is very powerful. And it is precisely because of his ability that I can go to work without an assessment."
"Coincidentally, there was a case that was going to be promoted that day. So the captain asked me to change into the soap clothes I just received and follow everyone to the station to the lobby."
"To be honest, I was very excited at that time. I was in a state of decline for a long time and finally made a living, so I especially wanted to show off and show all my energy."
"I hurriedly changed my soap clothes and followed the yamen runners straight to the lobby. However, the moment I stepped into the lobby, I suddenly shivered all over."
"I felt a little bloated in my stomach."
"But I didn't take it seriously, but I was anxious to show myself. In addition, my stomach was not too bloated, so I continued to follow the yamen runners into the lobby..."
"After entering the lobby, we stood in two rows. Not long after, the county magistrate and the county magistrate also came. The two yamen runners quickly raised their heads and chests, and said hello loudly under the leadership of the headmaster."
"Everyone's voices were very loud, and the county magistrate and the county magistrate were obviously satisfied. It was precisely because of the satisfaction of the two officials that I suddenly realized what competition is."
"So I decided that I must win a good start. I will be louder than everyone and make the two officials feel the most satisfied..."
"I have been practicing martial arts with my father since I was a child, and I know the importance of chest and lung qi. If I want to make the loudest sound, I have to take a deepest breath."
"I took a deep breath, ready to make the loudest greeting. However, just as I was about to exhale, I found that the breath was drilling into my abdomen."
"At that moment, my face changed drastically."
"However, it's too late."
"Just hear a puff!"
"The whole lobby seemed to have a thunderclap."
"I did succeed, making the loudest sound, but this sound is damn, it didn't go the right way as I meant."
“It took another road that shouldn’t have taken…”
"And I could clearly feel that the force it sprayed was so powerful that it not only lifted my yamen runner's robe, but also made my asshole numb."
"A scent of indescribable smell filled the surroundings in an instant."
"And the entire lobby was in a daze. Especially the two great masters, the county magistrate and the county magistrate, were even more surprised with disbelief. After a long time, the two great masters woke up from the sluggishness."
"Immediately afterwards, the two big guys' eyes were sharp, and their eyes kept looking around, obviously looking for someone to speak out."
"At that moment, I was extremely scared. My body couldn't help but tremble, trying to hide my panic. But the more I wanted to hide it, the more I felt very panic in my heart. Involuntarily, a breath appeared in my stomach again."
"It appeared so suddenly, with a strong urge to erupt, it was so unbearable that it rushed to my back door in an instant."
"God, what should I do? This is just the first day of work, but I did this in the lobby..."
"If the county magistrate and county magistrate find out, I'm afraid I'll have to get out immediately."
"But there is nothing we can do, the feeling of erupting is even stronger. It can't bear it anymore and can't bear it anymore."
"At that most critical moment, I suddenly seemed to have a quick mind, suddenly looked at everyone present, and then my eyes fell on the head-in-chief with a honest face."
"He was standing closest to me and was looking at me with caring face. Obviously he was nervous because he saw me trembling and thought I was working for the first time."
"His caring gaze was so kind and warm, but I suddenly made up my mind and suddenly leaned towards his position."
"I'm sorry, my captain. I'm just working on the first day, and I want to keep this job, so I'll take the blame."
"I felt guilty and quickly leaned over, pretending to be very nervous on my face, looking like a newcomer."
"I deliberately stuttered and pretended not to understand, "Catcher, how should I stand at the position?"
"And just as the captain wanted to answer, the breath that was held in my back door finally came to an end, so it burst out viciously."
"Bang!"
"This time the sound is no longer a puff, but a buff..."
“It became louder than last time.”
"It's more energetic than last time."
"Everyone was shocked. The two adults even subconsciously rushed back, as if they wanted to scold them, but their faces changed drastically."
"vomit!"
"The county magistrate bent down and his face became retching with purple and swollen eyes."
"vomit!"
"The county magistrate bent down too, and he retching even better than the county magistrate."
"There's no way. The smell just now was so fast that it spread out too quickly. It spread out almost instantly, directly covering the two adults."
"As for me and the captain, we were the first to be attacked by the smell. Because it was too strong, we were stunned by the smoke, so we did not react as strongly as everyone else, and it looked like we were fine."
"But I can't be like nothing, I have to act like everyone else. Only in this way can I take away my suspicion."
"I quickly covered my nose, frowned vigorously, and then deliberately looked at the captain's head, pretending to express his dissatisfaction."
"At that moment, I saw the headmaster's face change. He was shocked at first, then shocked, but finally he turned his eyes into a daze and nodded at me with thought."
"Obviously, he chose to fight the blame for me."
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...The old rules, 2 chapters are released in succession, followed by the second update.
Chapter completed!