Chapter 697
When all the naughty children saw Wen Xu standing aside, their faces collapsed one by one. The main reason why they found such a remote place to set off firecrackers was that they were afraid that the adults in the village would find out. Although the village allowed firecrackers to be set off during the New Year today, it was only a few times, which was like worshiping ancestors, a reunion dinner on the thirty night, and a countdown on the Lunar New Year, etc. There was no opening for naughty children to set off firecrackers randomly.
Secondly, Wen Xu is an adult, and they are all elders of everyone. Instinctively, these children are a little afraid of Wen Xu. Seeing Wen Xu, they subconsciously thought that they came to collect the firecrackers in their hands.
"What are you watching me do? Why don't you play?" Wen Xu said with a deliberate face and looked at a group of naughty kids.
When it comes to realizing mistakes, these naughty children learn from them by themselves. No matter whether they have money or not, these little guys immediately lower their heads and look ashamed. In fact, they don’t know what they are looking for. As for whether to change after realizing mistakes, it is even more shady.
It's probably because I admit my mistake here, but then I turn my face and make it again for you.
"Whoever has a cannon in your pocket? Take it out and I'll take it out and see?" Wen Xu didn't say anything when he heard this. After thinking for a while, he was the first to walk in front of Da Leizi, looked up at the boy and asked all the children at the same time.
When Dalei saw his uncle standing in front of him, he quickly put his hand in his pocket honestly, took out three big firecrackers and held them in his hands, and mourned him deliberately: "I have only these left!"
Wen Xu picked up the firecracker in Dalei's hand and looked at it. The cannons were very thick, each one was almost as thick as an adult's thumb, about five or six times thicker than a normal firecracker, and nearly twice as long as it was covered with white plastic paper. The edge of the firecracker was about one-third of the body and the plastic paper was replaced with color, and the workmanship was quite exquisite, which was much better than the ordinary red-clothed cannon.
After grabbing the firecracker in Dalei's hand, Wen Xu stood in front of Dalinzi again. The little thing looked at Wen Xu with a look of reluctant. Seeing Wen Xu hooking his fingers at him, he had to put his hand into his pocket and touched it for a long time to take out two cannons.
"It's gone?" Wen Xu looked at the two little cannons in his hand and looked disbelief.
Dalinzi said guiltily: "No more!"
He didn't dare to look at Wen Xu's eyes when he spoke, and he obviously lie again. Wen Xu took away two small firecrackers and was willing to end. He shook his hand: "Do I search or do you pay for it yourself?"
Dalinzi could not let Wen Xusou, so he immediately reached out to take out a firecracker from his other trouser pocket. Once it was real, the firecrackers were all the same as Dalei gave them just now.
Then Wen Xu went to Yuanbo and took a walk around. After this round, Wen Xu had a lot of firecrackers in his pockets, and there were about thirty. Wen Xu just asked the leading children to collect them. Wen Xu didn't collect them, because he knew that there were no more than a dozen or twenty on them, so he might have put a lot of them in front of him. If he collected them, he would probably wipe his tears.
"Xiao Yao, let a few children make snow." Wen Xu stood beside him and reached out to pull the cannon and said to Xiao Yao at the same time.
Xiao Yao thought Wen Xu was going to deal with him in disguise, so he immediately said with a slander: "Uncle, no need, look at this New Year, everyone is still waiting to go home to set off firecrackers. It's the New Year soon, and we've been out for a long time. It doesn't matter if I'm so big, they may be worried at the small family."
"Yeah, yeah, my dad is looking for me."
"My mom asked me to go back and eat melon seeds"
The naughty children immediately nodded like pounding garlic, saying that my mother was looking for her, and there was a little bit of a slight person who was only five or six years old. I don’t know which line I saw in a TV series, saying that the soup was being cooked on my own stove and wanted to go home to check it out. The little thing was obviously nonsense. Even if Wen Xu had never heard this, he shouldn’t say this from a little thing that was even taller than the pot. If he believed it, he would make people laugh out loud!
Wen Xu said loudly: "Stop talking nonsense! It's only the time to set off firecrackers when you go home. It's not yet arrived at nine o'clock. There are still three hours to set up firecrackers when you go home! Xiao Yao, find someone to make snow!"
When Xiao Yao heard this, he immediately raised his hand and greeted him: "Hurry up, make snow quickly! Make snow!"
Xiao Yao was worried now. He had a deep understanding of Wen Xu's "perversion". If anyone among these children knows Wen Xu's "dark side", it's Xiao Yao.
Several children and Xiao Yao began to pile up the fried snow again. They didn't hear Wen Xu shouting to stop and dared not stop. They just continued to pile up in just a handful of praises.
"Okay, okay, let Erhuaguo strengthen it," Wen Xu said.
Xiao Yao called Erhua over again.
Erhua went to the side and looked at Xiaoyao with her mouth open, standing next to the snow pile, and her two small eyes stared at Xiaoyao. After being nervous, Xiaoyao forgot to feed Erhua. Without anything, Erhua's enthusiasm for working for Xiaoyao fell sharply, and she held the wooden pestle and remained motionless.
"Feed things, you're not going to work if you don't feed things!" Wen Xu looked at it for a few seconds and found that Xiao Yao was still standing with a frown, so he spoke out and reminded him.
Hearing this reminder, Xiao Yao remembered it, took out a handful of things from his pocket and put them in Erhua's mouth. Erhua immediately started to work happily when he had the food.
As soon as Xiao Yao took out the thing, Wen Xu glanced at it and saw it clearly. It was either the homemade candied dates at home, or the black candied dates made from black honey. Now Wen Xu understood why Erhua was so happy to beat the snow dumplings, and she was still waiting to beat it after the beat. It turned out that there was delicious food to eat.
Everyone knows how bear resists Mi with his butt.
The smile on Xiao Yao's face was even worse than crying. He looked at Wen Xuxiao and explained: "I brought it from my great-grandfather!"
Wen Xu glanced at him: "I'm afraid it wasn't brought, but stolen? Tell me, how many dates did you stolen from your great-grandfather's place?"
"Not many, just two or three." Xiao Yao saw that Wen Xu's face was not too ugly, so he felt a little relieved.
"It's all!" Wen Xu gently pushed Xiao Yao away, squatted on the snow pile, reached out and gently pressed the snow pile, and found that Erhua's strength was indeed quite strong. Xiaoxue Duozi became tight after being beaten a few times.
"Here, here!" Wen Xu stretched out his finger and pointed at the snow pile.
When Erhua heard Wen Xu's words, she immediately took the wooden pestle in her hand to beat the snow pile. Although the place where she beat was a little bit off, this was not a meticulous job, and it didn't matter if it was more or less.
After pounding for two or three minutes, Wen Xu reached out and shook it at Erhua: "Okay!"
When Erhua saw it, she immediately hugged the wooden pestle and walked to Xiaoyao again. Xiaoyao had to throw a few black candied dates into Erhua's mouth.
Wen Xu reached out and wiped the snow pile, almost smoothing the flat top on the snow pile. Then he turned around and brought a few handfuls of snowflakes from a few steps away, wiping the flat bottom into a spire, but some of the snowflakes on the spire were naturally loose.
Wenxu pressed a small nest on the spire, put the three firecrackers in his hand into the nest, and then buried the three firecrackers again, revealing only one fuse. Under such a temperature, the fuse would not have to worry about whether the snowflakes were tide or not. Now, even if Wenxu had water, it would freeze in a while.
"Battery!"
Seeing Wen Xu waving for a basin, Xiao Yao immediately came over, and the price was naturally two small handfuls of candied dates.
"What are you doing here? Run farther away, I'm going to fire. I'm definitely higher than all of you!"
Hearing Wen Xu say this, the group of naughty children were stunned for a second or two. After waiting to understand, they immediately cheered.
Dalei, Dalinzi and others immediately turned bitter.
Da Leizi said, "Uncle, let's give us a few more. You have taken away our firecrackers, and we can't compete with you."
"Do you think I don't know what you guys are? They have more little ideas than ghosts." Wen Xu stretched out his finger and poked the foreheads of the little guys one by one.
"If you say that you gave me all the firecrackers, then I will take you to see your uncle now, and then I will send you home as soon as possible," Wen Xu said with a smile.
"hey-hey!"
Wen Xu was told to the point, Dalei and others immediately touched their heads, scratched their waists, and looked ashamed that you had discovered.
Wen Xu immediately said when he saw the bear look of several children, "Why are you still standing there? If you don't have any in your pocket, go to the hidden place to get it!"
When Dalei heard this, he immediately said, "Okay!"
After saying that, he turned around and was about to run back. After running for two steps, he remembered something and continued running without looking back, "I will let it go when we come back, if we don't admit it!"
Seeing Dalei move, the remaining few naughty kids ran back immediately.
Wen Xu doesn't think that these naughty children would hide firecrackers at home. For example, when Wen Xu was a child, the place where he hid things was the last choice. Generally speaking, he hid in tree holes the most, and there was also bird nests. He hid them according to the importance of things. Wen Xu liked the most, but when Wen Xu was in junior high school, the old tree that Wen Xu loved was dug up.
After waiting for more than three minutes, several naughty kids ran back, and each of them's pants pockets immediately became bulging.
“It’s all spread out!”
Wen Xu saw that a group of children had left five or six meters away and stopped moving, so he signaled them to retreat again. When he was almost ten meters away, Wen Xu was satisfied. He turned his head and scratched the match in his hand and lit the fuse.
As soon as I saw the fuse, it made a hissing sound and sparked quickly. The warmth never stopped for a moment, and I stepped apart and ran in the opposite direction.
When Wen Xu had just run to a safe place, he immediately heard a loud bang in his ear when he turned his head. This sound was too much than the two sounds just now. Moreover, because there was a steel-impermeable basin on it, Wen Xu's eardrums suddenly hurt a little.
The impermeable steel basin also made Wen Xu's face, and the height of flying straight up was more than twice that of Da Linzi.
"Wow!"
A group of naughty kids were stunned and thought it was so high this time.
"Uncle, it's so awesome!"
Wen Xu smiled and said, "You silly boys, the entire snow pile was beaten so tightly by Erhua. When the firecracker explodes, the snow will consume some of the energy. It is naturally better to be so high if the basin is pushed up. If you don't want to see the snowflakes splashing, the highest snowflakes on it will be removed. Of course, the explosion points are different, and the direction of the basin flying is also different!..."
These naughty children think that it will be very exciting if they hit it tightly, but they have never thought about it carefully. Once they tighten, they will consume a lot of snow. If they press the basin, how can they be fried without much needing to explode the snow?
"Uncle, what is energy?"
"Isn't it just what is said on TV, your energy is beyond your imagination, so stupid!"
When Wen Xu heard that even the advertising slogan came out, a black line immediately hung on his forehead, but Wen Xu was not easy to explain the word energy.
"It's the power!" Wen Xu's explanation is a bit vulgar, but the children understand it. It's far less simple and intuitive to understand the word energy than the power.
"Who is here?" Wen Xu asked directly.
"I!"
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Just like that, Wen Xu and a group of naughty children were bored on New Year's Eve night, so much that they felt so painful that they didn't watch the Spring Festival Gala. They ran to the countryside and started to blew up the basin to play.
Chapter completed!