Chapter 696: The Bear's Game
Wen Xu smiled and picked up a handful of snow and gently hit Dongliang's dog's face. Dongliang was stunned for a moment and shook his head, swaying the snow on his face. When Dongliang shook, Wen Xu immediately flew into his mouth.
"Ph! Ph!"
Wen Xu smiled and spit out the snow foam that had been eaten into her mouth. At this time, the snow had already been spent, so what she vomited was naturally not the snow foam, but it was saliva.
After vomiting, Wen Xu held Xue with both hands and covered Dongliang's head. Dongliang shrank his ears and waited for Wen Xu to finish covering him. He just pressed a stick of Xue on his forehead, and his face was full of confusion. Looking at Wen Xu, he couldn't figure out what his owner was going crazy today, and he pressed Xue on his forehead.
At the beginning, Dongliang thought he was unintentional, but now after thinking about it for a while, Dongliang thought Wenxu was going to do something. It didn't really believe that his owner would do such a boring thing and put a handful of snow on his head to play, so Dongliang kept in this posture, waiting to see Wenxu's next move.
Wen Xu looked at it for a while and found that Dongliang had no reaction. He was clear that the honest Dongliang was not a scum, so he stretched out his hand and gently wiped off all the snow piled on Dongliang's forehead. He stretched out his armpit and gently leaned against his armpit. He touched Dongliang's head with his other hand.
"I used to be the only one of them. Later, I had you during the Chinese New Year, and this year I had a family. Next year, there will be three more small things at home. I really didn't expect that in a blink of an eye, there will be more and more people in the family, and it will be more and more lively." Wen Xu sighed and stroked Tongliang's hair while saying to Tongliang, as if he was talking to himself.
Although Dongliang couldn't understand people's words, he felt the fluctuations of his master's emotions and erected his ears and listened carefully. When he felt that his master's mood was low, he screamed twice. When his emotions were high, he would scream twice, but some screams were low and some sounds seemed excited and loud.
After chatting with Dongliang like this, it took about twenty minutes, and a lot of things that could not be said to others. Wen Xu started to talk to Dongliang in such a long time.
Wen Zhao was communicating with each other, and suddenly heard the sound of firecrackers sounding from afar. The sound of firecrackers was not the kind of cannons that people set off, but the sound of sounds. It was obvious that someone lit a single cannon.
When Wen Xu heard this movement, he knew that there were naughty children setting off firecrackers. Wen Xu played this way of playing very much when he was a child.
When Wen Xu was still a naughty child, the happiest thing during the Chinese New Year was not to wear new clothes, but to set off firecrackers. A group of naughty kids got together and would blow up whatever they caught. Once, Wen Xu tied a small string of cannons to the tail of Wen Guangsong's big cat cat. After lit it, it scared the big cat. If there was a ladder in the sky, it would have jumped to the sky.
What's more excessive, a group of lawless naughty kids gathered together, lit the cannon and threw it into the septic tank in the toilet, so bored that they exploded the shit!
When Wen Xu was young, the cesspools in rural areas were quite simple. Who had a toilet? Not to mention that they had one, they had never seen any toilets.
Most toilets are buried with a broken tank on the ground, and then a brick builds a feces path leading to the tank with a slope. People stand on both sides of the feces path to relieve their hands, and then use bricks to surround the feces path to form a small house and become a toilet.
If you throw a firecracker in the septic tank in such a toilet, the blow-up will definitely be a spectacular scene of "smoking and pee flying everywhere". If there is a person in the toilet and is still naked, the flying shit and pee will naturally splash his butt.
I feel disgusting when I think about it now, but Wen Xu and my friends still knew about it when they were naughty children? They were so naughty that they couldn’t do anything stupid? And every year during the Chinese New Year, there are always one or two adults who have butts complained from door to door, and then a bunch of naughty children were beaten up.
The adults were angry, but after they got angry, they had no choice but to deal with the naughty children in private, because maybe they just "make a fool" when they were young.
Since the improved sanitation conditions in the countryside, such toilets have disappeared and have become buried in underground septic tanks. Although they are a little smaller, they have a cover, which is like Wen Xu's heartlessness and lack of fun when they were young. Later, the children can't play with them.
There are no conditions for committing evil!
So Wen Xu knew what was going on when he heard this. However, it was obvious that after life in Wenjia Village improved, the naughty children had money in their hands. In the past, the small cannons that were unraveled from the cannons when Wen Xu was a child were no longer playing. The cannons these naughty children were probably much larger than Wen Xu's when he was a child.
"Go and go and have a look!"
The warmth of the childish heart aroused by the sound of cannons immediately stood up from the snow, reached out and patted the snow on his arm alternately, then stood up and jumped twice, shook off the snow on his body, and finally patted his butt twice, then immediately took Tongliang and ran towards the place where the cannon sounded.
The place where the firecrackers came was not close. If it weren't for the sound of firecrackers that sounded from time to time as a guide, Wen Xu would almost have nowhere to touch.
When they arrived at the place, Wen Xu saw a group of naughty children in the village. Dalei and Xiaoyao looked at the heads of all naughty children in their teens, because they were almost there. They seemed to be playing competitions, shouting and shouting at the sky. What is the competition? Whose cannon exploded with snow and the snowflakes were bigger!
This game that looks very boring for adults is very interesting for these children, and they play happily one by one.
Wen Xu had just arrived at the place and had not seen who and whom he was very clear, but he saw a small figure rushing towards him.
"Uncle!" Dalei screamed in surprise.
Dalei stuck out his butt and pointed the firecrackers he had inserted into the snow. His firecrackers this time were different from the previous few times. This time he twisted the letters of four or five big firecrackers together, then lit them together and ran back. He ran back too fast and didn't hold back. His body rushed to Wen Xu's body, almost hitting Wen Xu's butt.
The little guy's words were accompanied by a loud noise. Not to mention others, Wen Xu almost didn't hear anything Dalei said, and was completely covered by the loud bang of firecrackers.
With this loud noise, not only snowflakes flying all over the sky, but also a dark thing that was also shining backwards from time to time.
Before Wen Xu could see what it was, he saw the thing flying towards him. He instinctively took Dalei into his arms, then protected him and fell to the ground. As soon as he lay down, he felt a cool breeze swept over the back of his head, and suddenly felt a cold sweat burst out.
The thing did not fly too far, and fell to the ground two or three meters away from Wen Xu's head, and stopped with a clang. When Wen Xu looked up and saw the thing, he couldn't help but be stunned, because it was not other than a stainless steel basin. Wen Xu also knew this basin because it was still a basin of Wen Xu's own house. The reason why Wen Xu knew it was because there was a steel poke on the edge of the basin. This thing was a prize he won for participating in the sports meeting in college. In this village, it was a scorpion shit, and it was the only one with no other number.
Wen Xu looked up and looked around. After looking at this thing, he saw a fat figure walking over, picking up the stainless steel basin and holding it in his hand. Who else isn't the big flower?
Since becoming a new laborer at home, the sisters Dahua and Erhua seem to have found new toys. Dahua holds a basin all day long, holding it in her mouth when she walks, and either holding it or holding it when she doesn't walk, just like a bear version of beggar Huazi.
Now Erhua cannot live without the wooden pestle. Except for dragging her wherever she goes when she eats, she has to pick her up and slam it on the ground every time she goes to a place. No matter where she is, she has to beat her even in the house.
In short, after basketball, these two things became the new favorites of Sister Bears. However, they were still a little more advanced than basketball, that is, at least everyone has one, and there is no competition, so it makes the family go noisy.
These naughty kids who were in high spirits couldn't see anyone else at all. In addition, the sky was not bright here, and the street lights and other street lights could not be seen outside. The naughty kids used only to illuminate a few strong light flashlights and battery mine lamps, and they were all facing the snow pit in the middle, so they didn't even notice Wen Xu when he arrived here.
Before Dalei got up from the ground, Yuanbo had already rushed to the original place where Dalei fired the cannon. At the same time, Dalin and a few children also came up. A few hands were handily and feet together, quickly gathering the nearby snow. It was almost thirty or forty centimeters high. After hammering it hard, the naughty kids stopped and dispersed around.
Now only Xiao Yao's voice sounded in the field, shouting loudly: "Erhua, Erhua!"
In front of Wen Xu, Erhua walked to the snow pile with a wooden pestle and started to snatch it. Erhua held Xiaoyao and was still commanding. In a short while, the snow pile was shrunk halfway and became a grave that had been smaller, which naturally means that the snow was tighter than before.
It was a little dark, and Wenxu didn't see what Xiaoyao took out from his pocket and put it in Erhua's mouth. However, Wenxu probably ate because Erhua couldn't help but chewing her happily.
After feeding Erhua, Xiao Yao lay on the ground, took a small steel spoon and started digging holes in the snow pile that was compacted by Erhua. He dug a hole two or three fingers wide, and the depth was about the same, so he stood up with his fingers.
After shouting Dahua, Dahua came over with a stainless steel basin and handed the basin to Xiaoyao. After Xiaoyao fed Dahua a little more food, he took the basin and put the basin on the snow pile.
"Who is next?"
"I!"
Dalinzi immediately raised his hand high, took two steps and shrank his hand back and started twisting the fuse in a hurry, for fear that he would not twist it tight enough and dissipate when the time was a little longer, which would affect the order of firecrackers explode. For children, their cannons could only be able to exert their maximum power when they exploded at the same time. Push up the basin on the snow. The higher the push, there would be no substantial prize, but for children, being able to show off in front of their friends is probably the greatest reward.
Da Linzi walked to the snow pile with a trot, inserted the cannons twisted together in his hands into the snow pile, and then bent down and quickly lit the fuse. When he saw the sparks on the fuse flashing, Da Linzi retreated quickly like Da Lei just now.
Before the little guy could run out five meters, the stainless steel basin and snow slag that were buckled on the snow pile were blown up together.
Dalinzi was lucky this time. The stainless steel basin flew upwards and fell down after flying three meters high. The snow slag naturally splashed in four, but most of these naughty kids kept a sufficient distance and were not splashed.
"Wow! I'm the first!"
Dalinzi immediately jumped and turned around happily, but when he turned his face, he saw Wen Xu's face suddenly collapsed.
Chapter completed!