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Five hundred and twentieth chapters no taste

Chapter 524: No human taste

"There are many wild animals around our village. The people in our village are used to it, so they are not surprised; but you big men are probably frightened, so why don't we see this?" The fat man saw Li Shuren's gaze wandering, so he used a trick to retreat as an advance.

Before Li Shuren could speak, Li Xiaohu roared viciously: "There is nothing to be afraid of. Can there be any man-eating beasts?"

After saying that, he took a big step and continued to walk towards the deer. The soles of his feet were quacking, like a bamboo board.

The fat man grabbed the back of his head and said to himself: I am afraid that you will pretend to be a bear and stop the troops in a hurry. The good shows arranged by our commander will not be on the stage.

The deer was eating grass on the ground leisurely, and most of the male deer had their antlers removed, and their heads had just popped up. After the horns fell, these guys became much more honest and no longer supported each other, so there was a harmonious scene on the hillside.

The most comfortable thing was Erzhuzi, the general manager of the deer. He lay on the grass, covered with a sheepskin coat and a hat on his face. He probably fell asleep.

"There are many wild deer in the mountains?" Li Shuren couldn't help feeling itchy when she looked at the deer antler that had just sprouted.

"It's not too many, leopards, tigers, wolves, etc., often prey on deer, the elderly, weak, sick and disabled, are basically eaten by those wild animals." The fat man said slowly.

"There are beasts on the mountain, are you scaring people!" Li Xiaohu thought the fat man was exaggerating and sneered inside his nose.

As soon as he finished speaking, he saw the leisurely deer scattering, like a bombing camp. Then, two figures running at high speed rushed towards him, carrying the thunderous momentum.

Their bodies are spots, looking so beautiful and noble, and their tails are freely maintained by the balance of their bodies. While running, the muscles, bones, skin and flesh on their bodies are so coordinated, full of beautiful rhythm.

However, except for the fat people, these people are not interested in watching the sports beauty reflected by the leopard. They all run wildly and run away to escape.

It is definitely a stupid thing to compete with the leopard, but by nature, even Li Shuren, who is nearly 70 years old, wants to give birth to four legs.

The fat man was far away, his legs were like a hot wheel, and he was running lightning, leaving the others far behind; the few people behind him were exerting their strength, but they couldn't catch up with him.

The worst thing is Li Xiaohu. The sole of the shoe opens his mouth and it is very inconvenient to run, so he lands at the end, a few steps slower than his grandfather.

Erzhuzi, who was lying on the hillside, took off the hat on his face and muttered: "The fat man runs so fast", and then covered the hat on his face again.

The sole of Li Xiaohu folded over and threw himself on the grass. He rolled twice. He was about to get up when he was pressed on the grass by a big claw.

Then, he saw a pair of yellow crystal eyes, with fierce light flashing and looking at him. There was really a beast that ate people. In the midst of great fear, Li Xiaohu couldn't faint, so he could only close his eyes and prayed wildly in his heart: Don't eat me, I eat me-

Feeling the leopard's hard beard tugged on his face and the hot and fishy smell penetrated into his nostrils, Li Xiaohu felt that the god of death was about to come.

A few dozen meters away, Li Shuren also stopped and looked back at his grandson being pressed on the grass by a leopard. Life and death were uncertain, so he also rushed to sit on the ground: "It's a sin--"

The fat man also came back and squatted beside Li Shuren: "The leopard seems to have no words. I guess your grandson will be saved. I just said that there are often beasts here."

Li Shuren had long lost that kind of high attitude: "Little brother, find a way to save my grandson, please!"

The fat man scratched his head hard: "Even if the dog is anxious, he can't get close, let alone the leopard - look quickly, the leopard ran away!"

The two leopards suddenly ran away for no reason and arrived near the deer, and then they all lay on the grass. The deer didn't care about them and continued to lower their heads to eat grass, as if these two guys were shepherd dogs guarding them.

Li Shuren hurriedly ran over, but saw that his grandson was still tightly closed his eyes, with no blood on his lips, and he kept trembling: "Don't eat me--"

"This guy is probably unmannerable, and the leopard doesn't eat him." The fat man muttered. Li Shuren didn't bother with him, and grabbed his grandson's hands, only to feel cold in his hands: "Xiaohu, it's okay, open his eyes and see, I'm your grandfather!"

His shouting did not have any effect. Li Xiaohu was as if he had been possessed by evil spirits, and still shivered in a ball, and he was still muttering words in his mouth.

The fat man poked Li Shuren from behind: "He was overly frightened. If he didn't understand quickly, he would probably go crazy in the future."

Li Shuren felt that her grandson might be mentally confused, so she was also numb: "This - what should I do?"

"You always slap him hard, you will probably wake him up." The fat man gave a move. Although this move is a bit bad, it should be effective.

Li Shuren raised her slap, but couldn't do anything. She was just such a precious grandson who was spoiled and never touched a single finger.

"Little brother, you can hit me a few times." Li Shuren saw that there was only fat man left beside him, so he had to beg him.

The fat man shook his head with a frown and said, "I can't beat people for no reason. If I fight with someone, my wife will ask me to kneel on the washboard when I go home. No, no——"

"This is for you!" Li Shuren took out a wallet from her pocket, pulled out a stack of great unity from it, and stuffed it into the fat man's hands.

The fat man pinched the money with one hand, spitted a little in his mouth with one finger, and then started counting the money: "Ten, twenty..."

"Let's check after the fight!" Li Shuren was almost in a hurry.

"Okay, this money is not worthy of nothing. I'll help you with work!" The fat man put the money in his pocket, then he swung his big slap fiercely and shouted: "Wake up for me!"

With a crisp sound, several finger marks appeared on Li Xiaohu's face immediately, and it quickly became swollen. He also screamed and jumped up from the ground: "You, how dare you hit me - the leopard?"

"Hehe, it was your grandfather who asked me to beat me!" The fat man did not forget to act like a good person when he got the advantage. He felt so happy: Haha, grandfather spent money to hire someone to beat his grandson, what's the matter?

"Little Tiger, you were frightened by the leopard just now. If you hit you a few times, you will be confused and crazy. How can you tell grandpa to live?" In front of his grandson, Li Shuren showed his nature first and burst into tears. Li Xiaohu also hugged his grandpa and screamed.

The fat man coughed twice: "Old sir, let's go back quickly. You'd better not come to Koushantun in the future. This place is too dangerous."

After hearing what the fat man said, Li Shuren and Li Xiaohu stopped crying at the same time: "No, this is the mountain where we belong to our Li family!"

At this moment, their greed and desire overwhelmed their fear again. Li Xiaohu gritted his teeth viciously: "Wait until I come next time, find more hunters and kill them all!"

Looking at his crazy appearance, the fat man curled his lips: I wanted to let you go, but I never repent. OK, let's continue playing!

Looking at the leopard lying on the grass in the distance, Li Shuren waved his hand: "Let's go back first today."

After saying that, he pulled his grandson, who was still gritting his teeth, and then the two drivers and the follower came up. Li Shuren glared at him a few times and returned to the village together.

The two drivers thought to themselves: It seems that they are pretending to be sick. This place is too dangerous, so it is better to come less.

The fat man took out the stack of RMB from his pocket, counted it one by one, and shouted without raising his head: "Old sir, come to my house for a meal before leaving."

Li Shuren didn't look back: "No, we'll come again tomorrow."

"I'm here tomorrow. I'm probably going to go to the commune to bring reinforcements. Haha, we can even handle the hunting team of thirty or forty people, and we will never refuse everyone!" The fat man threw more than a dozen big cards in his hand and rattled it.

"It's time to finish work-" The fat man arrived at the deer farm and shouted loudly. Qiqi stretched out his little head from the room: "Fat Uncle, they are retreating now, it's so boring!"

The fat man touched her little head: "The battle is still behind. Let's withdraw the troops and return to the camp first!"

"Weiwei and the others are here, so you can't tell them to go back hungry, right?" Qiqi muttered.

"Mercenary?" The fat man touched his bag and then pulled out two fat sheep. This was brought by Burigude's grandfather last time: "Even if it's a reward for the three armies-"

The fat man has figured it out, but he won't lose money anyway. This Li Shuren is really rich and generous enough to take action. I guess if he spends money, he really can't make him lose money. He must do some small violence and let him give up completely!

He carried Qiqi on his shoulders and walked all the way to home. The fat old man finished sleeping in the afternoon and was planting a garden. He was holding a pickaxe in his hand, which was no different from an old farmer.

"Report, we're back!" Qiqi shouted crisply.

The fat old man wiped his sweat with a towel on his shoulder: "I know the results of the battle. You performed very well. Please reward me tonight."

"It was Brother Xiaoying who told me, where are others?" Qiqi asked with a big eye blinking.

“It’s time to school.”

The fat man slapped his thigh: "Qiqi, you should go to school quickly, it's delayed two classes!"

Qiqi took his credit and was proud: "It's almost over school, so don't just mess around!"

"After you finish your work, if you don't go, you will be skipping school. It would be strange if you don't hit your span if you don't hit you!" The fat man was righteous and looked very serious.

Qiqi stuck out her tongue and ran to the school. The fat man then said twice: "I have been busy for the afternoon, so I have to go into the house to rest."

"Fatty, don't be idle either, come and turn the floor quickly!" The fat old man shouted again.

The fat man also stretched out his tongue: "I am of the same level as Qiqi." After that, he opened the garden door, picked up the four forks, and flipped them up one after another.

Suddenly, a small thorn ball appeared in front of the fat man and almost stabbed it with a fork: "Hehe, the little hedgehog has also finished hibernation. What's the matter? You think you have a thorn, so you want to fight against the fork."

The little hedgehog bit the insects that the fat man had turned out with his sharp mouth, and then ate them openly. It seems that it is time to replenish them after sleeping for a winter.

The fat man saw that the female hedgehog was also looking for food not far away, and he couldn't help but slapped his thigh: "How come you two have forgotten about this big battle today? You all have a full meal. I'll go to battle too!"

The fat old man looked at him and laughed: "Fatty, I'll dig out an earthworm, so you can just come in handy."
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