Chapter 523: Opening Battle

"Qiqi, do you have those troops that can be used under your command?" The fat old man looked bright, as if he had returned to the battlefield where war was raging, but now he only has a fat man and a little girl under his command.

Qiqi pushed her breasts straight: "Report, there are four badgers, eagle little white, two golden leopards, big snake black eyebrows, and a few tigers and a nest of wild wolves in the mountains!"

The fat man scratched the back of his head and smiled in his heart: The fat old man followed us to make a fuss, which was a bit unexpected. Then he saw the fat old man's sharp eyes sweeping over. The fat man quickly put down his hand and hit him at attention.

The fat old man nodded with satisfaction, and couldn't help but be surprised by Qiqi's combat power. It's okay to deal with a single person. Not to mention a few unarmed ordinary people, you can win this battle without fighting. The key is how you fight beautifully.

"How to contact the tigers and wolves in the mountains?" The fat old man deserves to be a general, and he grasped the key issues as soon as he first took advantage of it.

"I'll ask Xiaobai to summon them now." Qiqi replied crisply.

"What's the matter with the enemy?" The fat old man glanced at the fat man and found that he was using his feet to crush the soil on the ground. There was an ant in the soil, which was pulled by the soles of his shoes.

The fat old man coughed and expressed his dissatisfaction: he was about to go to the battlefield and was still careless.

As a result, the fat man was shocked and crushed the ant to death: "I have asked Captain Li to stabilize the enemy, and time should be done - the report is over." Seeing that the fat old man didn't say anything, the fat man had to add a solemn sentence "Report over" again.

"Then let's arrange the heavy troops around the deer farm, start from the wooden bridge in the north of the village, set up ambush everywhere, the first batch..." The fat old man sent out one order after another, and the fat man could only nod and admired in his heart: He is worthy of being a military strategist.

After the deployment was completed, the fat old man ordered again: "Action immediately", and then he lay on the kang and took a nap.

The fat man grabbed the back of his head and pulled Qiqi out of the house. Burigoud also followed him to join in the fun, but the fat man rushed back: "You are a scout and report the situation to the headquarters at any time."

Burigod blinked: "Fat Uncle, where is the headquarters?"

"It's the head of our kang!" The fat man muttered, and then disappeared.

More than an hour later, the fat man wandered back to the wild vegetable factory and saw Captain Li chatting with the group of people at the base of the wall. Li Shuren had a strong conversation, but his grandson Li Xiaohu next to him looked bored.

"I'm back." The fat man ran a few steps, then lifted his clothes and smuggled his sweat: "My wife searched her body after she got home, confiscated all the money, and tried it for more than an hour. I'm really sorry."

Li Xiaohu snorted inside his nose, looking down on this fat man who was greedy for money and afraid of his wife. Li Shuren took out two more great unity: "Little fellow villager, you have to hide it this time."

Of course the fat man would not be polite. Lele took it and stuffed it into the sock stake. The whole thing was a mystery. Even Captain Li secretly despised him: "Fat man is really good at pretending. I guess he has to thank you for selling these two men."

"Let's go to the chicken farm and deer farm in the north of the village first, and there is also a winery. The main industries in our village are all there." The fat man happily led the way in front, making gestures in his hands, introducing the situation.

After entering the village, I was strolling on the street with a few big stupid dogs. When I saw the stranger, I started to hum. The fat man picked up a few trash on the ground and threw them over: "The dog looked down on the people, but he didn't see the God of Wealth coming!"

Li Shuren nodded slightly: Money can help the gods. It seems that the people in this village are all jealous of money, so this matter is easy to deal with.

There are five people in their ranks, two drivers, Li's grandchildren, and one follower. These people basically live in the city. Now they see thatched huts and willow sticks, and branches have just been drawn from them, and they really feel a little fresh.

"How are everyone's income? Haven't you seen bricks and tiles?" Li Shuren asked while walking. The poorer the place, the easier it is to win people's hearts. But he was also a little puzzled: I'm afraid that that wild vegetable factory can generate a lot of income for the village. Could it be that it is private?

Gradually, I walked to the wooden bridge at the entrance of the village. As soon as the water in the river was in full swing, a few young wives couldn't wait to wash clothes by the river, holding sticks, spreading clothes on the stones and knocking them. The sound of puff seemed to have echoed for thousands of years.

"What a quiet little mountain village!" Li Shuren held the railing with his hands, squinted his eyes and exclaimed.

The fat man secretly contempts him: "Then you don't need to destroy the tranquility here."

Li Xiaohu was a little impatient and slapped the bridge railing with his hands: "Grandpa, let's have a walk." But immediately he felt the railing he sank down suddenly.

"The wood is rotten by this broken bridge." Li Xiaohu muttered, looked down and immediately let out a strange cry. The place where he slapped just now was not wood, but a big snake. No wonder he felt a little soft just now.

The snake was beaten a little, and seemed a little unhappy. It rolled up and put it on Li Xiaohu's arm. Then it quickly wrapped around him for a few times, wrapped both arms around him, then stared at his eyes, spitting out a long core, and confronted Li Xiaohu.

The people next to him were frightened and spread out with a huh. Li Shuren grabbed the fat man's arm tightly: "Save my grandson quickly, I'll give you more money!"

Li Xiaohu looked very fierce, but in fact he was a coward. Before the black-eyed core could lick his face, he sat on the ground with a gurgle, then rolled his eyes and fainted.

"Bear bag!" The fat man gave him an appropriate evaluation in his heart, and then he laughed: "It's okay, don't be afraid, this is a black-eyed brocade snake, it's not poisonous, it's just a big stupid person. We all keep it at home to catch rats. Captain, is this one from your family?"

Captain Li waved his hands repeatedly: "It's not my family, it seems to be from Master Li, I'll be able to recognize Master Wu." After that, he ran away and laughed: Fatty, his snake is still hiding from someone else's house!

"Can you get it down first?" Li Shuren fainted when he saw his grandson. He was just a single seedling and suddenly became in chaos.

The fat man walked up to the front, turned his big head with black eyebrows, and circled around Li Xiaohu: "The snake that just hibernates has a bad temper. You guy, be honest, don't give me a mouthful."

Li Shuren was really grateful for this: the money is really not spent in vain. When he left, he would definitely throw some at this fat man.

The fat man held the big snake in his hands and placed it at the bridge: "Go home quickly, otherwise you will be skinned and eaten!"

The black eyebrows swam and gradually moved away. Its mission was completed. It was time to go back and ask for advice from the fat old man in command.

The fat man turned around and saw that Li Xiaohu had been awakened by several other people. He gritted his teeth and wanted to chase the black eyebrows. But the fat man hugged him in the waist: "It's cheap if you didn't bite you just now. That guy is so powerful. Can you strangle the person to death alive?"

Li Xiaohu cursed a few times, but did not dare to chase after him. After being disturbed by the black-eyed snake, he was not interested in watching the scenery. He quickly crossed the bridge and continued to move forward.

After leaving the village, the hillside in the distance was green and you could even see a few horses eating grass leisurely and running a few steps from time to time. There were hundreds of livestock next to them. At first, they thought it was cattle and sheep, but when they looked closely, they were sika deer. The spots on their bodies were really eye-catching.

"You still raise deer?" Li Shuren asked the fat man in surprise. He knew the value of sika deer and his whole body was full of treasures. Think about it, it is the most suitable place to raise deer in such a place.

"This is raised by someone, it has nothing to do with our village." The fat man said nonsense.

"Look!" Li Shuren was so excited when she saw that the deer was very close. Li Xiaohu fell in love with the horses, especially the two tall horses inside, which looked very majestic.

When he walked down the hillside, Li Xiaohu suddenly saw a pile of soil in front of him and couldn't help but stop: "Is it a fox hole?"

As soon as he finished speaking, four hairy guys emerged from the hole, two big and two small, smaller than dogs, with three white strips on their heads, which looked very funny.

"It's a badger!" the fat man screamed.

When he heard that it was a badger, Li Xiaohu was excited and rushed forward and kicked his right foot in big leather shoes. Unexpectedly, these badgers looked fat and clumsy, but they were extremely flexible when moving, and they were spinning around Li Xiaohu in front and behind, and they couldn't kick them at all.

"Come and help me quickly. I heard that the badger's meat is fat and fragrant!" Li Xiaohu shouted. Everyone was about to rush up, but he heard him yelling and fell on the grass.

When I came up and saw that Li Xiaohu's pants were covered with big holes, and even his leather shoes were bitten to pieces, as if they had been eaten by hundreds of rats. Only when they were worn on their feet could they recognize that they were shoes.

The badgers were pulled into a horizontal row, staring at their little eyes fiercely, revealing their sharp front teeth. If Qiqi hadn't told them not to hurt anyone, the family would probably have bitten Li Xiaohu's feet off.

"Is there a gun? I want to kill these damn guys!" Li Xiaohu just had just worn a little skin on his face and shouted in anger.

The fat man shook his head: "Last year, the crackdown was cracked down and the gun was put away. Do you think this is OK?" After that, he took out a fireworks gun from his pocket and handed it over.

Li Xiaohu jumped up from the ground, picked up the dirt blocks and threw them over. Several badgers were calmly entering the hole and returned home.

"Haha, let's see where you are going this time!" Li Xiaohu was overjoyed and rushed to the entrance of the cave: "Hurry up and find a shovel for me and give these damn guys a bunch of worries."

"Badgers are masters of hole digging, and you can't dig them even if you are so tired." The fat man kindly stepped forward and advised.

"Then use water to fill them, and see if they dare not come out!" Li Xiaohu couldn't swallow the anger in his heart.

"The Badger Cave is caught in the underground maze, just like a castle, unless there is a water pump, it will be useless." The fat man's words once again called Li Xiaohu desperate.

He kicked the hole twice, and with a creaking sound, the front tip of the leather shoes cracked a big hole, opening and closing, and it seemed to be ruthlessly mocking the incompetent master.
Chapter completed!