Chapter 365: The Bedroom

After finishing all the ceremony that should be held, we started to serve. The first wave was to entertain my mother's family. Because there were only two tables, we were at Fatty's house, with a table on the kang and a table on the ground.

Erfeizi and the others brought the table and then brought the pressed table plate. There were four plates in total, one plate of cigarettes, one plate of peanuts, one plate of persimmons, and one plate of pear blocks, with tags on it. Because the dishes had to wait for a while, they could not talk idle.

Captain Li and Wang Sanpao accompanied the table, Ye Haibo and Hou Jianxi accompanied the table. According to local customs, they must be accompanied by alcohol, and the alcohol capacity must be large. Otherwise, they will have a problem with their mother's family.

These mothers with big braids were particularly interested in Shandu persimmons and snow pears. It was rare to eat fresh fruits in winter at that time.

At this moment, the sound of suona outside sounded, accompanied by the sound of croaking boards. The trumpet and the chanting songs came together.

My mother's family had never seen such a formation before, so they went out to see it. The trumpet craftsman was excited at first sight. He blew a flower with his cheeks and swung his hair. The trumpet sounded loud and loud, as if it was a triumphant warrior, and it was festive.

After the song was blown, the owner of the car took out a red envelope and handed it over to give it to others, and even teased him: "Can you brag about Sun Dasheng?"

The person who sang Shuanglaibao also spoke: "Play the bamboo board, come in, the God of Wealth is lined up; the God of Wealth is blessed to send you home, and the God of Happiness is blessed to give birth to a fat baby this year--"

The fat man listened to the hilarious song. The one who sang Sinabao was the one who came last winter when Old Li's granddaughter got married.

The owner of the car took the red envelope in his hand, deliberately not giving it to him, and the person who sang the Counter Libao started to quarrel again: "Play the bamboo board and take big steps. The fat man got married this year--"

When the fat man heard this, he felt so beautiful. Last year, he wrote a gift account to others and talked about when the fat man would get married. Unexpectedly, the wish would come true after a year.

So he quickly snatched the red envelope from the car owner and stuffed it into his pocket. Before his family could hear it enough, the trumpet blower blew another representative bird to pay homage to the phoenix.

When you blow to the proud part, pull down the trumpet beak and hold it in your mouth, it can still simulate various bird songs, and it is also a folk skill.

After watching for half an hour, the car owner shouted: "It's time to start the meal-" Then, half-boys came over with big wooden square plates, carrying white towels on their shoulders, just like those in ancient times.

Everyone hurried into the house and sat at the table. The person who accompanied the guests was responsible for pouring the white wine and fruit wine. Eight cold dishes were already on the table. The owner of the car wanted to do some work, so he didn't sit here to accompany the guests. However, he took the lead in organizing a few words: "Today we are all relatives of Teacher Xiaoyu. We are in the countryside. If there is any place to take care of, everyone will give more advice. The wine and food are all rural characteristics. Everyone can eat it with the quantity. We will take care of it and try our rural skills."

The uncle with big braids, Ye Ying's father stood up and spoke on behalf of his mother's family: "Today I came on behalf of Secretary Wang and my sister-in-law. Seeing Xiaoyu's family look good and the couple are loving, we are happy from the bottom of our hearts. The villagers are all busy with this matter. It's really hard. On behalf of Xiaoyu's parents, I say thank you!"

Then I started to eat chopsticks. Everyone rarely eats these special foods in the countryside, especially the various cold dishes, each with its own characteristics, and they were quickly clipped.

The two fat men and the iron pillars next to them will do things, and they will add them all, especially the powdered squids, which are the most important things to store. This thing is made of flour, put some alum in it, boil water in the pot, and put the powdered squids in the pot on the other side in a basin, add less water to dilute it, then pour it into the pot, stir it vigorously with a large rolling pin, and finally it becomes a vigorous powdered squid. When eating, it is so satisfying.

Because the fat man does not lack soybean oil at home, before stirring the powder, he scooped a spoonful of soybean oil in the pot. The soybean oil was yellow and looked even more appetizing.

When the sixteen dishes were served, my mother's family quarreled: "It's enough to eat!"

Wang Sanpao stood up and said, "What's the thing? I tried hard to make it yesterday and didn't get it yet." He was familiar with both sides, so he had the most say.

The owner of the car waved his hand and immediately brought two large plates, including a plate of smoked rabbit, a plate of beggar chicken, a plate of fish jelly, and a pot of flying dragon soup.

"This is the most characteristic of our Kuoshantun. It is specially prepared for our mother's family. Others can't eat it even if they want to. Since the fat man came here, we have eaten less wild game on the mountain!" The owner of the car emphasized that these dishes were hard-earned.

Everyone rarely tastes this kind of wild game, especially the processing method is very special, so they all eat it very smoothly and praise it while eating it. Wang Sanpao feels that his face is always ashamed.

Because the fat man gave instructions in advance, no one of the comrades of the drinkers dared to drink too much. Everyone could drink as much as they could. In the end, they drank a lot, but no one could drink too much.

After finishing the meal, my mother's family chatted for a while, and then went back. In addition to leaving her big braid, Ye Ying was also left behind by the young man Huang.

The owner of the car caught a look and shouted: "No, leave another one, it must be even when you go back."

As a result, the little nephew with big braids stayed, and the little guy was fooled by Qiqi and the others. He fought with Maomao, Benben and the little birds, so he didn't want to leave.

Hou Jianxi drove the great liberation to see off his mother's family. On this side, the villagers in Kaoshantun started to serve the table one after another. The wedding ceremony was full of water, and they were usually three or four.

The first ones came up were those little kids, and they were holding on to this meal. When the fat man saw that most of them were little people, he told Tiancai: "Everyone is watching, you can add whatever you want on the table of these stinky brats."

Oh——The wild boys cheered and praised the fat uncle for being open-minded. In addition, the trumpet craftsman and the Shulaibao also served on the table. Those who came from all the way were rewards, but the food had to be paid.

The fat man’s task is to carry wine bottles and pour wine on each table. Others joked with him: “Fat man, let’s have a drink together.”

"Hehe, I'll be happy if you drink." The fat man had already received a warning from the owner of the car, so he didn't drink any wine.

There were three restaurants in total, each of which was ten tables. After eating three groups, they cleaned the guests well. The last group was all the chefs and the ones who were busy, and they ate a few tables. At this time, it was already past three o'clock in the afternoon.

The fat man was greedy for a day and finally stopped and sat down to eat. Seeing others drinking, the fat man was so jealous. Especially Li Suozi was the worst. Every time he took a sip, he squeaked his mouth, deliberately greed for the fat man.

"Just wait. When you get married, see what I will do to you!" The fat man was so angry that he gritted his teeth and became cruel.

This group was also the most lively. The three Maomao brothers, including Benben and Dudu, and Huabiao, actually occupied a table alone.

The three old men of Maomao got a lot of small red flowers from where they used red silk to tie them to their heads. The most ridiculous ones were Benben and Dudu, who were black and black, and they used their heads to get the little red flowers, which looked like a pair.

After the meal, the guests began to retreat one after another. If they could not go back that day, the owner of the car was responsible for arranging a place to live. Every household in the countryside has a large kang, so it is no problem for a family to sleep a few more people.

Anyway, in the end, the fat man's house did not arrange a single accommodation, and even Miss Qiqi was arranged to go to Captain Li's house and sleep with Erya.

At this time, it was already dark outside, and Li Suozi led a group of young men to start the most entertaining traditional program - bridal chamber.

As the saying goes, if you don’t have enough time to get married for three days, no matter who is younger than the fat man or older than him, you all go into battle together. When the fat man saw this posture, he couldn’t resist: “Little Yezi, Cheng Lei, Brother Yueming, why are you joining in the fun? There are monkey-playing people? You are so old, why are you having sex with the young people?”

The monkey-good guy smiled: "Don't care about his age, I'm not married now, so it's normal for you to mess with your bridal chamber."

When the fat man heard this, he was speechless and could only feel nervous: Wait until you get married...

Li Suozi had the most tricks. He first tied an apple with a red head rope, and asked Fatty and Big Braid to chew on both sides. After eating the apple, he changed to Shanli Red, and finally, he changed to candy cubes.

Da Braidi has never experienced such a scene, even his ears are red. Fortunately, there is a fat man who has a big face, and no matter what it is, he will take it all by himself.

When Li Suozi saw that it was not the case, his eyes turned and he had a bad idea. He brought a bottle of wine, filled it with water, and then stuffed a chopstick in it, asking the fat man and the others not to use their hands to pick it out.

This trick is the most annoying. If you can't use your hands, you can only move your mouth. You have to use the tip of your tongue to hold the chopsticks before you can lift it up.

The big braid was shy and couldn't even spread his tongue. When the fat man saw it, he puffed up his cheeks and blew hard into the mouth of the bottle. The chopsticks suddenly jumped up and were held in his mouth and pulled out of the bottle.

Everyone was so dizzy: Can this be done?

It was noisy until after eight o'clock, and then I stopped. Under the protection of the fat man, the big braid was not teased by these things at all.

In the end, Li Suozi and others were in trouble and said fiercely: "Tonight, you must lie down at the window!"

The fat man didn't care about this: "It's cold and cold outside. Whoever you want to squat, squat, is not afraid of the cold."

What does a dead pig not afraid of boiling water? It’s about people like fat people. Li Suozi and the others have no choice but to leave the house in disappointment.

When the fat man and Da Braida were left in the house, the fat man began to churn. He carefully searched the kang zither, under the cabinet, and the outer room. After confirming that there were no lurking spies, he inserted the door.

The big red cup on the kang has been laid, and the big braids sit on it, with a shy face, like a budding flower.

The fat man stretched and said, "I've finally gotten busy this day and went to bed!" After that, he threw his shoes and climbed onto the kang.
Chapter completed!