Chapter 364: The wedding

The fat man was sleeping soundly, and was woken up by a knock on the door. He put on his clothes and pushed open the door. He screamed and a black shadow threw himself into his arms, which scared the fat man.

After a closer look, it turned out to be ugly. The fat man couldn't help but mutter: "I am a groom today, so you can't tell me to rest for a day!"

Chou Chou obviously didn't know what was going on with the groom. The main reason was that he was still too young now, so he didn't let go of the fat man's trouser legs in his mouth. The fat man had no choice but to lead him to run two laps in the village.

People who get up early all quarrel when they see fat people: "Look at how beautiful the fat people are, they will be happy to get up in the morning-"

The mat was flowing during breakfast, and everyone who came to eat. When the wedding was held, the people who came to help did not eat at home. The fat man was not an outsider, and the food was very good. Who would he eat if he didn't eat it?

At seven o'clock in the morning, the sky was just bright and the sun was not out yet, and the large bride was ready to go. Two small jeeps and three liberation vehicles were all sitting on it. Together, they just formed a hundred and eight generals in the Water Margin. Such a bride welcome team can be called a mighty one.

There is a big red flower in front of each car, which is two circles larger than a sea bowl. You can tell at a glance that it is a vehicle for weddings.

The owner of the car arranged all the people, told the family to prepare firecrackers and other things, and pasted the couplets, and then he called the fat man to set off.

The fat man also looked particularly energetic today. He wore a processed Zhongshan suit and made an exception to wear a pair of big leather shoes. The young man looked pretty and very generous. Everyone said that the fat man would be blessed to bring him.

When he sat in Ye Haibo's car, the fat man saw three little girls sitting in the back row, each of them shiny, with little red flowers on his head and his face as bright as flowers.

The fat men pinched their faces one by one: "There are virgins, why don't there be virgins?"

The three little girls didn't give in and stretched out their small slaps to touch the big red flower on the fat man's chest. Qiqi smiled and said, "Fat Uncle, I'm happy today!"

"Hehe, of course, you little girls will feel it on the day you get married."

Five cars rushed at lightning, and in more than an hour, they arrived in the county. They parked at the entrance of the alley where Dapianzi was all the time, and more than a hundred people jumped out of the car, making a huge crowd.

The fat man walked in front with his head held high and his chest was trembling. When he arrived at the door of Dabizi's house, he saw that the door was closed. The fat man opened his throat and howled: "Oh my God, open the door!" This is the rule of receiving brides, and he had to change his words before he could open the door.

As soon as the courtyard door opened, Ye Ying stood behind the door with a spring breeze on her face, looked up and down at the fat man, and then laughed: "Brother Fat is the most energetic today!"

"You are so excited when you have happy events." Before the fat man could speak, the young man Huang got up and got close to Ye Ying.

The fat man pulled him aside: "I don't know who gets married!"

When they entered the house, there were also people in the room, and only the fat car owner, Wang Sanpao, Ye Haibo and more than a dozen people squeezed in. The other teams of men who were sending off their brides could only wait in the courtyard or outside the gate.

Qiqi and the three little girls finally squeezed in, and Qiqi kept muttering: "If I had known, I would have brought Benben here, it would be the best to squeeze."

After the fat man entered the house, he first met with his aunts, uncles, and second uncles, and then he turned his eyes to his braids.

I saw the big braid sitting in the kang, blushing and lowering my head. It turned out that the big braid had spread out, wrapped around my head, with a red plastic flower on it. The most beautiful time for a woman was the day she became a bride. The feeling of happiness from the heart is definitely what people like the most.

A thin layer of rouge was applied to his face and a little red lips, which made him look more beautiful than his pure appearance in the past.

"Put your shoes for the bride!" The car owner shouted loudly. According to local customs, when picking up a bride, the groom should put shoes for the bride. In order to add a festive atmosphere, the shoes are usually hidden, either under the quilt or under the kang piano, and the groom must find them out.

The fat man searched for a long time but couldn't see where the big braided shoes were hidden, and there was a little sweat on his forehead. Looking at the big braid, she saw that her eyes looked like a kangqin. The fat man immediately opened the kangqin door and pulled out a pair of red leather shoes from it.

He carefully put his shoes on the big braids, and the car owner also put the family members who went to see him off. Neither Secretary Wang nor Aunt Wang could follow him. A total of thirteen people were there for the others, including the big braids.

The fat man took out a Shanghai watch from his pocket. It was a Kun watch, specially designed for women. It was small and exquisite, and it cost nearly 200 yuan.

Gently pulling up the big braid's white wrist, the fat man solemnly put the watch on the big braid. The big braid also took out a watch and put it on the fat man's hand and neck to be considered as a formal exchange of gifts.

The owner of the car said something again, and this was what made the fat man go on the kang and hug his big braids. According to local customs, the bride and groom have to hold him when he gets in and out of the car.

Of course, the fat man couldn't be afraid. He raised his legs with one hand and placed them on the back of her neck with the other hand, and picked them up lightly. The big braid had long been so embarrassed that he had a tight face into the fat man's broad chest.

Holding the big braid, the fat man was also excited and couldn't help but lower his head and shouted at the ear of the big braid: "Wife." But someone next to him still heard it, and the girl Ye Ying kept giggling.

From Dapianzi's house to the entrance of the alley, there was also half a walk on the street. The fat man walked along the way with his big braid, and his face remained unchanged. Everyone praised: "It's because he has a good physique."

"Haha, even if the two of them are turned upside down, they can still hold them. The groom is very energetic at this time!" Li Suozi shouted beside him, causing everyone to burst into laughter.

Putting the big braid in the jeep, the fat man sat happily side by side, and next to him was a little fat man, the uncle and nephew of the big braid, who was a sedan chair. On the other side of the big braid was Xiao Qiqi, with a small face like a red apple.

The big braid put the little hand into the fat man's big hand. The fat man could feel that Xiaoyu now has shyness and expectation in her happiness. This feeling is really wonderful.

In this way, the two of them held hands all the way back to Kaoshantun. Before the bride car could stop, the two firecrackers carried on the door of the fat man's house were lit. The crackling sound was like a burst of beans, and the light blue smoke flew with the red paper confetti.

There are two kicks on both sides of the gate, and they are held with their hands, and pinch them quickly with their thumb and index finger. The first sounds are heard on their hands and explodes. Then the medicine works, causing the second kick to collapse into the sky, and another explosion occurs.

After the firecracker was put out, the door was surrounded by people, with grains in their hands and fragments cut from colorful paper. Most of them were half-aged and liked to join in the fun.

Seeing this posture, the fat man didn't dare to get out of the car and whispered inside: "No one can beat him, he will raise him up!" Grains, sorghum, millet, etc. If he beat him hard, it would hurt to hit him on his face.

Seeing that the little arms outside were not put down, the fat man had to shout again: "Tell you these things, who dares to fight, and wait for the future to go to school!"

When the wild boys heard this, they put down their hands obediently. There was no way, who said Dapianzi was their teacher?

The owner of the car rushed over from the car behind, holding a red envelope in his hand, and handed it to the fat boy. When the fat boy came, he was also taught: I would not get off the car if I gave a red envelope.

He mixed a red envelope from the owner of the car, and the fat boy handed it to Qiqi. Qiqi was not polite, so he accepted it happily, and then jumped out of the car with his hands in hand.

The fat man got out of the car, then picked up his big braid, and slowly moved into the house as everyone welcomed him. The wild boys were quite obedient, no one dared to fight, and they all raised the grains high and then fell freely.

The fat man and the big braids were immediately covered with colorful paper, which made them look festive.

There are at least two or three hundred people watching the fun on both sides. On the one hand, it is because the fat man is popular, and on the other hand, it is because Dapianzi is a teacher in the village and is deeply loved by the villagers.

When he arrived at the door of the house, Captain Li held a jar of white wine in his hand and sprinkled it into the brazier. Blue flames immediately emerged from the whole brazier, but the flames were not high.

The fat man stepped over the brazier and entered the house, and put his big braid on the kang, which was called sitting on the blessing. This real kung fu was a whole day when the bride was not allowed to go to the floor and could not even go to the toilet.

However, fat people don’t pay attention to these things when doing weddings, and it’s lively. Therefore, big braids don’t have to be like other people’s new wife. They don’t dare to drink water in the morning and can only eat a few eggs to fill their stomachs.

My mother's family invited her to the house, and they were very satisfied when they saw that there were TVs and tape recorders inside. When they arrived, Secretary Wang had already explained to them: No one could come and find fault with them.

Then, my mother's family moved the bedding, twisted the light bulb, etc. The car owner pinched a handful of red envelopes and spread the bills with the people.

Quanhe Ren is a person with an old man and a young man. The sister-in-law of big feet is used as the one who sprinkles first. The big red dates and chestnuts are used as the homonym of "jujube chestnuts" and "Zhaolizi". While sprinkling, she also recites the happy song in her mouth: "A handful of chestnuts, a handful of dates, and the small ones follow the big ones..."

My big-footed sister-in-law sprinkled the jujube and chestnuts. It was the owner of the car that sprinkled grains. There was also a set of chewing here, which has been passed down from the old age:

The curtains are spread deep, the candle shadows are red, the beauty is lush and long, and the painting hall is full of spring breeze every day.

When the tent was spread west, the four corners of the brocade belt tassels hung. When they were uncovered, they saw Chang'e's face, but the immortal man lost to catch the branches.

It is so good to be happy and indulge in the mood. The cool moon is so good that the house is happy. The village is so cool. The village is so beautiful.

The tent is spreading north, and the color between the eyebrows is relished. The lotus tent is warm to spend the spring night, and the moon-eune invites guests from the toad palace.

I spread the tent and crossed my neck and turned my mandarin ducks into pairs. From now on, I dreamed of Ye Weixiong, and saw pearls coming into my palm.

In the tent, a pair of jade lotus in the moon seemed to meet a goddess tonight, and the playful clouds surrounded the Wu Peak.

When I was scattered under the tent, I saw that the golden light shining on the society. I would follow my dreams tonight. I would like to have a boy in the next year to set a price.

Before scattering the tent, the deepness is neither fog nor smoke. In the fragrance, the golden dragon hides and hides fast, and the literary flute meets the colorful phoenix fairy.

After the tent was thrown, the couple was harmonious and conservative. They always followed each other, and they did not roar like a lion in the east of the river.

After he finished singing, even the fat man tickled his tongue: Uncle Boss doesn’t know how to read it, why did he write down this!

(Haha, it’s so easy for a fat man to get married, it’s really not easy to get into a bridal chamber)
Chapter completed!