Chapter 594
Wearing these glasses, Zhang Wei seemed to have opened the door to a new world.
With a blue color of science fiction in front of me, the local lawyer Zhang Dapao felt that he was now high-end.
In addition to one of the glasses Zhang Wei took, Yifei also got one from Xiao Hei.
But Yifei didn't put it on immediately, she wanted to write a look at the reaction of the jealous mouse Zhang Wei.
Zhang Wei smiled freely and slowly turned his head to look at the others, saying, "Let me see what the so-called average face looks like. Hehehe."
Turning his head, Zhang Wei wanted to look at Dali's face first.
In Zhang Wei's sight, "Da Li" was looking at him curiously: "Zhang Wei, do you look quite excited? Does the average face have such a stunning effect?"
Yes, the person in front of him was Dali. Zhang Wei judged it by the seat just now, the angle of his turn, and the clothes on Dali.
But this face is not Dali? It is clearly his face!!
And not only "Da Li", but also Yi Fei and others in the same field of vision! They are all his faces!!
Among them, "Yifei" was still pressing his face and speaking in Yifei's voice: "Zhang Wei, speak. Tell us about our feelings."
A terrifying possibility appeared in Zhang Wei's mind.
However, Zhang Wei didn't want to admit it and didn't dare to admit it. He was so busy that he turned 180 degrees and wanted to confirm the authenticity.
Sitting on the other side of Zhang Wei were Xia Yu and Qiao Jia.
‘Zi Qiao’: “What does the average face look like?”
‘Mika’: “Are you handsome?”
Zhang Wei no longer has the intention to answer the questions of these two people.
Just like before, the faces of these people are the same - Zhang Wei's face!
[Zhang Wei: I don’t want such a professional team!!!]
"Ah!! What the hell!! I won't play anymore!!!"
Zhang Wei collapsed, and his glasses were swung in his hand and fell to the sofa.
I gged without giving any consultation - death with a head-sending death.
Xia Yu was quick-eyed and quick-handed and quick-handed, and received glasses falling from the air. He looked at Zhang Wei strangely: "What did you see? I just saw an average face, how did you react like watching a horror movie?"
Zhang Wei had no answer, so Xia Yu decided to put it on himself.
"Is it possible that the average face of the world's population is ugly?" The little murmured with his forward.
After putting it on, Xia Yu understood why Zhang Wei was so frightened. Even he was frightened. Yu Mo, who looked at Zhang Wei's face, couldn't speak for a moment.
Until Yu Mo was stared at, he couldn't help but ask, "Hey, why are you the same as Zhang Wei?"
Mika: "That's right, is the average face so scary?"
Yifei couldn't wait any longer and cursed, "I have to do it." She put on her glasses without any delay.
Xia Yu had recovered at this time, and after being shocked, he wanted to laugh!!
However, after hearing Yifei's words, Xia Yu held back his smile. After professional training, he couldn't help laughing so hard that the corners of his mouth kept twitching and even laughing out loud.
Yu Mo & Qiao Jia: "mdzz"
Yifei's reaction was much faster than Xia Yu and Zhang Wei. After putting on her glasses, she was shown off by the scene in front of her, and she closed her hands and took a breath.
"Hiss!! Why have you all turned into Zhang Wei's face?!!"
Hearing this, Xia Yu could no longer hold back and burst into laughter: "Hahahahahahaha!! Zhang Wei actually has an average face!!"
Seeing and hearing differently. When everyone who heard Xia Yu and Yifei said such explosive information immediately ignited the urge to snatch glasses from Yifei and Xia Yu.
Teacher Zeng thought about Yifei's military power and let go of his hands that were about to be sinful.
In contrast, Yu Mo took the glasses over with a greeting, and after putting them on, he also had the same shocked face: "It's really Zhang Wei's face!"
"Let me see it!!" "I want it too!"
Everyone wore both glasses one by one, and experienced the feeling of Zhang Wei's face all over the world!
Xiao Hei explained seriously: "To be precise, it is not Zhang Wei's face. It's just that my face calculated through big data is highly similar to Zhang Wei's face."
Zhang Wei said angrily: "The boy's face is swallowed. Even if it's me, why is the girl's face also me?"
"Time is limited, I only calculated the average face of men. So I used your face both."
Xia Yu chuckled and said, "Xiao Hei, your average face was not Zhang Wei's face, and now he said to use Zhang Wei's face. Have you exposed something?"
Unexpectedly, his mouth was almost let go, and Xiao Hei smiled awkwardly at Zhang Wei.
However, after hearing Xiao Hei's truth, Zhang Wei's mentality exploded even more. He pointed at Xiao Hei and showed a series of professional lawyer words: "You are a fake product that defrauded consumers. I solemnly ordered you to destroy the product immediately as a lawyer, and send an apology letter to apologize!"
Yifei reached out to Zhang Wei and pressed it down, and smiled and said, "Hey, I advise you to turn things into small things. Now we only know that you have an average face. Once you send an apology letter, the whole world knows that you have an average face!!"
Zhang Wei's face turned green. It was really the case when he thought about it.
"No, don't Zhang Wei have many face-like monsters? Folkang, a golden armored warrior." Guan Gu listed it one by one with his fingers and said to Zhang Wei: "Maybe this average face is their face."
Youyou's words revealed the essence: "Isn't it still Zhang Wei's face?" Guan Gu Jian introduced.
Originally, Guan Gu wanted to comfort Zhang Wei, but now when Youyou talked, the two of them seemed to have become a duo of final attacks.
Zhang Wei felt his heart was bleeding.
One of the two pairs of glasses was worn on Haitang's eyes. Haitang's eyes were everywhere for fun, pointing to the inside of the bar and laughing: "Look! There! There is a maid wearing a maid, Zhang Wei pouring wine!!"
When everyone heard that there was such a powerful combination, they immediately turned their heads and looked at the direction of Haitang's gaze.
Although Haitang and Dali are wearing glasses now, everyone with very strong brain-replenishing ability looked at the male waiter and automatically prank Zhang Wei's face.
Zhang Wei was anxious and walked quickly towards Dali: "Oh, don't even look at it! Dali, you can't watch this!"
This is Teacher Zeng’s store, and everyone is more or less restrained, so as not to be considered as a neurotic to affect the turnover.
Although Zeng Xiaoxian was originally a mental illness (Yi Fei language), he also went to see a bald psychiatrist and Narnia Nursing Home.
Seeing that the trial was very effective, Xiao Hei went back to report to the other six brothers. He left two glasses for them to play with.
After Xiao Hei left, Yifei suppressed Zhan Bo and Teacher Zeng who wanted to play with glasses, and said, "It just so happens that everyone is here, I will announce something. The bar will hold a small animal play mobilization party tomorrow night. Those who are interested can come and participate."
Curry Sauce said excitedly: "It's so good! Are there many handsome guys?!"
"There must be a lot of handsome guys and beautiful girls. But that's not the point."
"Handsome guys and beautiful girls are not the point, so what is the point?"
Yifei raised her brow and signaled the direction of Mika and Ziqiao.
These two party madmen will definitely be so excited when they hear the party.
Ziqiao would immediately call to make an appointment with groups of girls, and then go to the party with tens of thousands of horses galloping.
Mika would shout: ‘Handsome guy! Handsome guy! party! party! you all cheer me up!!’
Now they were sitting in their seats and were very calmly eating melon seeds.
Xia Yu frowned slightly and asked, "You two party madmen are so calm when they hear the party?"
Mika said: "We are all married, okay? This kind of party that young people find a partner has nothing to do with us."
"Yes, Meijia and I listed and classified various parties on the night we got the certificate, and divided them into which parties we could attend and which were the parties for the rejectors." Ziqiao followed closely and responded to Meijia.
Yifei said a long time, expressed her clarity, and asked, "Do you miss the life of flirting with girls now?"
"I don't miss it." Xiao Bu nodded.
Chapter completed!