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Chapter 593

More than a month later, the bar.

Zi Qiao swept around all the members of the Love Apartment that had been collected and asked Xiao Hei: "Xiao Hei, it's rare that you can be so big in the market once. What's the matter?"

Xiao Hei disliked Zi Qiao's urging and said in that accent: "Oh, why are you anxious? No patience at all."

Ziqiao's face drew a large row of black lines. In recent days, Meijia has always slapped him with no patience.

Now Xiao Hei's words are undoubtedly a divine sword hitting the knee with an arrow.

"Puchi!" Mika smiled when she saw Ziqiao being defeated. This smile made Ziqiao's face darker three times, and she was almost catching up with Zhang Wei.

Dingdong! Everyone's WeChat rings.

Xiao Hei took his phone back into his pocket and said to everyone: "Everyone, please check out the trailer before the main film begins. I have sent the trailer to the newly formed WeChat group."

One of the most slutty people is to build a WeChat group without anyone agreeing to.

Just now, Xiao Hei used this group to make them all come together. But it was thanks to Xiao Hei's good luck, so he just picked a time for everyone to have free time.

Xia Yu glanced at the trailer for fifteen seconds in the WeChat group and smiled and said, "Wow, there are also main films and trailers. It seems that this time it is your big production, Xiao Hei."

Xiao Hei usually likes to show off some of the small things he invented.

However, because there are too many things and most of them are useless, they have no presence and no space.

Xiao Hei said confidently: "Yes. This time it is my great work, a confident work, but not the last one. balabala..."

No one listened to the bunch of bragging nonsense behind Xiao Hei.

Yifei clicked on the WeChat group and waved her to attract everyone to her. She played it out on Douyin.

[Xiao Hei's voiceover: "A long time ago, there was a beautiful princess. She had been sleeping in the castle for a hundred years. The warriors continued to fall in front of the evil dragon until a prince defeated the prince and rescued the princess. Is this all for justice? Or for true love?"

Liu Xing's ghost girl voice: None. It's because I have a beautiful face. Those warriors are just greedy for my body, and they are slutty!]

The video ended in just fifteen seconds.

The older friends who watched with their parents were also burning and tender inside by the thunder.

Yifei's mind was a little messy after reading it and angrily called Xiao Hei: "What kind of story are you disconnected from the three views?"

Xiao Hei smiled and said, "I've watched the trailer. Who can give me a review after reading it? Just simply summarize the main theme of the video."

Dali answered in seconds: "The main theme of the text usually appears at the beginning and end of the story. The first chapter of the story generally does not talk about any serious content, and the main theme should be in the last paragraph. Are you trying to tell us not to look at the face and figure?"

"I am worthy of being a classmate Dali! A top student is a top student! The function of my black technology this time is to let you get rid of the era of looking at faces! Congratulations! You are all lucky ones from thousands of times! I have obtained the opportunity to use my new invention for free!!"

Yifei: "I picked one in a thousand? Did I pick us out of ten thousand people? Or did I choose one in a row?"

"Are you happy?" Xiao Hei asked Fei with great sincerity.

Fortunately, Yifei is in a good mood now, so she sneered silently and did not give any other answers.

If he was in a bad mood, he would flash and teach Xiao Hei to be a human being.

Xiao Hei snapped his fingers and took out two science fiction glasses from his fourth-dimensional pocket. Doraemon said tone: "Average glasses for appearance! As long as you wear this, no matter it is a young and old bacon, everyone's face looks the same! Average! Face!"

When Zi Qiao heard this, he immediately raised his ears. This time it was his turn to diss Meijia: "Meijia needs this the most. It saves her from sucking young meat every day. Every time she finally gets Yu Mo's salary, you will use it to feed young meat."

"Me?! Where do I have it!"

"Haha, everyone can prove it. Also, Katan Kogoro, take out the physical evidence!"

Pointing at the bag of fried steamed buns on Guan Gu's hand, Zi Qiao said, "One hundred steamed buns are the food we have been eating these days."

"Yes, we have eaten steamed buns and fried steamed buns and buns soup these days. Now when I see the steamed buns, goosebumps fall all over the floor." Even my favorite curry sauce was uncomfortable.

Speaking of this, Haitang's face turned dark: "Yes, we have seen a million ways to die in steamed buns these days. What mistakes did steamed buns make? What mistakes did our stomachs make?" He is a rich second generation. He has never tried steamed buns since he was a child, and he has eaten them for several days in a row!!

Mei Chiayi retorted with righteous words: "The steamed buns are discounted, the more you buy, the more you pay!"

"How cost-effective?" Zhang Wei got excited as soon as he heard this.

Meijia patted her hard chest and said vigorously: "Originally, a steamed bun is two pieces five, but now one hundred is only two hundred and five!"

Mika said it with this momentum. Even Dali couldn't help but wonder if he was wrong.

Ziqiao was also so angry that she didn't know what to say by Meijia's attitude, so she simply stopped being angry. Her wife still needs to be in love with her.

At the same time, I also want to diss: "She is not looking at steamed buns, but face. Xiaohei, I'm very interested in continuing to introduce your new invention!"

Ziqiao appreciates this so much, Xiao Hei admires Ziqiao for a little look of praise, and then says: "Looking at faces has caused many tragedies, and the war between Troy and Mawei Slope mutiny. With this pair of glasses, the relationship between people will become more and more harmonious. So this is an epoch-making invention."

Teacher Zeng said inexplicably: "Isn't it just a face, it has such a big impact?"

Yu Mo was a little funny and asked back: "Teacher Zeng, did you ask what men's lipstick are more useful last time?"

"I asked Yifei." Of course, I couldn't admit it. Teacher Zeng subconsciously threw the blame.

Yifei hung up a little, showed a very kind smile, and swept around.

Everyone who was curious about the sight being hit turned their sight back and pretended not to see anything. At the same time, they lit wax for Teacher Zeng in their hearts.

Dali looked at Yifei and said, "The American Economic Review once published a scientific research report on appearance and labor market. Data shows that people with high appearance are 5% higher than those with average appearance. People with low appearance are 9% lower than those with average appearance. Together, people with high appearance are 1.5 million more than those with low appearance."

Xia Yu said: "...Ma Daddy Ma was unable to pull this data down. It's so terrifying."

Zi Qiao realized: "Oh no wonder Sun Yizhou is more handsome than the Li family." It seemed that he said some truth.

Yifei said: "You are good-looking but can't be eaten as a food. No matter how good-looking you look, you have to be capable."

Zhang Wei asked: "Yifei, if you are asked to choose again, would you choose Teacher Zeng's face or Juan Fu's face?"

Yifei glanced at Teacher Zeng next to her, and the latter immediately put on a self-deprecating eyebrows.

"What's the problem? Can I choose Dou Sen?" He covered Teacher Zeng's face and pressed her far away.

It's stuck......

At the same time, everyone heard the sound of heartbreak.

Wan Yu spent some time fully absorbing what Xiao Hei said just now and asked: "Xiao Hei, what does the average face mean when you just said?"

Xiao Hei explained: "The average face is calculated by me using countless faces with big data, that is, the average appearance. You all know the Internet celebrity faces, a bunch of high looks, and if you see too much, everyone will feel the same. My average face is a low-end version of the Internet celebrity average face. Internet celebrity faces make you excited, average faces, and calm you down. Do you think you should try it first?"

Zhang Wei immediately snatched the first place: "Oh, it's free for me anyway, I'll try it first!"

Seeing that Zhang Wei was the first to experience it, Xiao Hei was happy. He naturally knew what this average face looked like.

So he took the initiative to hand over the glasses in his hand.

Zhang Wei took the glasses. Free things have always been a baby of great love for him.
Chapter completed!
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