Chapter 59 Xia Yu, I'm Very Good
"Ouch! Go over! Go over again! Ah! Why is there a pit here!"
"Ah! I'm dead again!!"
Yu Mo put the handheld machine with the black screen aside and became autistic: "Why is Mario still so difficult to play? That company can't reduce the difficulty."
Xia Yu walked in with the fast food downstairs he had just delivered. He heard Yu Mo's complaint and said with a smile: "It's the difficulty of Mario that is fun. Otherwise, what's the difference between going through the road and passing through the road? Are you the second master Guan passing through five passes and killing six generals?"
Seeing that Xia Yu had only one lunch box in his hand, Yu Mo said angrily: "Hey! Where is my portion?!"
Xia Yu smiled and said, "Hmm? Yu Mo, don't you stop eating fast food, do you say it's unhygienic?"
Yu Mo said, "Brother, it depends on the actual situation. I am too lazy to go out to eat now, so I want to pass Mario first." Cooking? It doesn't exist.
Well, Mario Games is obsessed with severe patients.
Yu Mo lowered his head and pressed the [Start Restart] button. When he looked up, he found that Xia Yu was still in this room and did not go out to buy one for her.
Yu Mo was thinking in his heart: "This guy is not a piece of wood, it doesn't look like it."
After a few seconds, Xia Yu was still stuck in the spot. Yu Mo couldn't stand it anymore, and the wood was not as big as this!
He shouted, "Hey!"
Bang.Click.
Xia Yu raised his head, smiled at Yu Mo, and snapped his fingers at the same time. A mysterious man in black wearing a black mask walked in with two black bags containing unknown items.
When Yu Mo was about to explode, Xia Yu revealed everything that had been secretly arranged.
Yu Mo looked at the mysterious man with a dark face and said, "Zhang Wei, don't think that I can't recognize you if you dress like this."
Zhang Wei, who saw through his identity in one second, almost fell down.
but..
Recalling that he was wearing this Tianba outfit, Zhang Wei coughed seriously a few times, handed the two black bags in his hand to Xia Yu, and said in a solemn tone: "This is the confidentiality given to you by the organization. Please keep it well."
But Xia Yu was too lazy to play with this guy. After taking two black bags, he pushed Zhang Wei out of the door: "Okay, you can leave, Mr. Zhang Yida, the extras."
[Zhang Wei: I should cooperate with you in the performance, you will turn a blind eye to me]
With a bang, Xia Yu smiled at Yu Mo mysteriously and put two big bags on the table that he had just emptied.
"What's this?"
"It's the restaurant downstairs."
Yu Mo was surprised.
Knowing that she doesn't like fast food, she actually goes to a restaurant to pack food. This operation gives 99 points, and he is afraid that he is proud of his lack of full marks.
"You are ready! You are still pretending!"
"Give you a little surprise. How about it?"
"It's not bad, there are surprises and joys."
Xia Yu smiled and took out the packaging boxes from the black bags one by one and opened them. The aroma of meat and vegetables suddenly filled the entire room.
Yu Mo was frightened by the dazzling array of meat and vegetables, and said amused and crying: "We are only two of us, why are you buying so much?"
Xia Yu opened the lids of each packed box and smiled and said, "I don't know what you like to eat. So, buy more. Shooting randomly will always hit a few."
Yu Mo counted his fingers and said, "The only food I hate is green pepper, eggplant, loofah, and... all kinds of fish, because I don't like thorny things, including people."
When I said the last sentence, I narrowed my eyes.
Xia Yu smiled and said, "That's a problem. My nickname in college was called Xianyu, because the name starts with x and y. But it doesn't taste like a thorn. You can feel at ease."
Pressing the key to pause the game, Yu Mo stood up from the sofa and bent down on the table full of food to watch.
After sweeping around, Yu Mo said in confusion: "Strange, why are they all dishes? Is there no food?"
"The rice is here." Xia Yu held the lunch box in his hand and opened it. It was a white rice inside: "The rice is almost the same, so I ordered it directly at the fast food restaurant."
As he said that, Xia Yu used a spoon to dig the rice from the lunch box into a specially requested empty packaging box.
Yu Mo looked at Xia Yu, who had everything done, and smiled in his heart.
He thought to himself: "I didn't expect that I would throw all my work to Wan Yu, and I can only play games and think about things so thoroughly."
If Xia Yu knew that Yu Mo called him "Ran Mud" behind the scenes, he would probably not be very strange (comfortable).
After estimating that the amount of food was about the same, Yu Mo reached out to block the spoon that was about to be transported, and smiled and said, "It's enough, I don't need that much. I'm losing weight recently."
Gently cleaned some rice residue on the side of the lunch box with a spoon. Xia Yu took the lunch box back in front of him and smiled at Yu Mo and said, "One of the three major illusions of women: I'm fat again."
"Tsk!" Yu Mo shaved Xia Yu and asked afterwards: "What are the other two illusions?"
"The second illusion: I successfully lost weight. The third illusion: I don't have clothes suitable for going out."
Yu Mo smiled and said, "There is no cosmetics, one-star bad review."
"Well... I'll consider it."
Eight! Eight!
He broke apart the two chopsticks and handed one to Yu Mo: "Start eat. I have asked Zhang Wei to scald it with boiling water outside."
When he touched the end of the chopsticks that were a little hot, Yu Mo smiled and said, "Thank you."
Meanwhile, outside the door.
I entered the dinner time, so I entered the urine point.
Yifei made a gesture to the other two, and the three of them sneaked out quietly, quietly, quietly.
3601 Living room.
As the host of this voyeurism, Yifei first said: "Before this conference, we must first thank you very much for the 3603 insider Zhang Wei for providing us with such explosive information. Don't applaud, so as not to alarm the enemy. Zhang Wei, you can make some polite words."
Zhang Wei could only smile awkwardly: "Ah, haha..."
Teacher Zeng crossed his legs and said, "I didn't expect that Ayu, a kid, wanted to soak Yumo quietly. When did he get up? I didn't notice it!"
Yifei said, "Xia Yu's tricks just now are a bit awesome. Where did you learn them? I have to ask him for one or two moves in the future."
"You!" Teacher Zeng sneered: "What are you trying to please girls?"
"Of course it was the church to celebrate the game, and then let him use these tricks to win Wanyu. Then it happened naturally and our family was revitalized!!"
Say Cao Zhanbo is here.
"Sister, you lied to me!" Zhan Bo came back with the shame pillar cake given to him by the bar and said to Yifei with anger: "Why are some people peeping at me and some people fascinated by me? I waited for three hours, but no one came at all!!"
"Ah! How is that possible!" I obviously spent 800 yuan to hire that actress!
Teacher Zeng had heard Yifei say that Yifei spent 800 yuan to help Zhan Bo play girls. At this time, he saw that there was no girl next to Zhan Bo but only a piece of cake, and he laughed and said, "Hu Yifei, you spent 800 yuan to get such a cake."
"What, this is given by the bar!"
Zhan Bo realized the problem: "What is 800 yuan? Oh! Sister, you said you can help me explore the limelight of that woman. In fact, it was deliberately spending money to let the girl let me go and prove that I am low, right!"
Yifei heard that she was misunderstood by Zhan Bo, so she hurriedly made up for it: "I am your sister! Even if I spend money, I will hire someone to encourage you!"
As soon as he finished speaking, the situation became worse. It was too late for Yifei to cover her mouth.
"What! You said I have admirers that you hired for money!" Zhan Bo was about to collapse: "I asked you to pay 800 yuan if I treat someone to dinner! Even so, that woman would break the appointment! Am I really that bad!!!"
QQQ. Xia Yu and Yu Mo stood at the door.
"It seems that it's very intense here too." Xia Yu smiled.
Zhang Wei was shocked and said, "You guys finished your meal?"
Yu Mo smiled and said, "I've finished eating."
"Wow! Light Speed Man, you guys! You can still calculate in seconds until you have dinner!"
Zhang Wei smiled and rubbed forward, saying to Xia Yu: "Xia Yu, I haven't eaten yet, you probably haven't finished it. I..."
“It’s on the big table in the dining room of 3603.”
"Hey hey hey hey hey hey!!! You still understand me, thank you!!!"
Xia Yu walked up, patted Petrochemical Zhanbo's shoulder, and said, "There is good news and bad news. Which one do you want to listen to?"
“Bad news.”
Yifei shouted: "No! Good news!"
"The good news is that I was at the scene and saw the woman you hired in Yifei. Because you identified the wrong point, I found Zi Qiao next to Zhanbo at that time."
Yifei burst into anger: "What!!"
Zhan Bo: "Oh! I remembered it! Zi Qiao said that the woman who came to find him likes aliens and Transformers!"
Teacher Zeng laughed even louder: "Oh, so that's the case. Those 800 yuan are not white! Evil hahahahaha!!"
"It's true that there is no waste." Xia Yu said with a tsk: "The bad news is that the woman stuffed the 800 yuan back to Ziqiao, and then this scene was seen by Mijia. So Ziqiao was misunderstood by Mijia to think she did that kind of thing. So..."
Teacher Zeng figured it out and pointed at Yifei and shouted, "Oh, I understand. In other words, the quarrel between Ziqiao and Meijia just now was caused by you Hu Yifei!"
Yifei also understood that she had caused trouble, so she didn't say anything about Teacher Zeng, and rushed to 3602.
[Guan Gu: Later, Yifei took the responsibility and explained everything about tonight to Ziqiao and Meijia.
Mika's misunderstanding of Ziqiao was self-defeating. But Mika and Ziqiao still did not reunite and returned to their state before what happened today.
One thing is amazing, that is, when Mika and Ziqiao quarreled, Xia Yu and Yu Mo were in Xia Yu's room. How did Xia Yu know that they were quarreling?
There is only one truth! All of this is blamed on that man with scripts!
I, the diver of 3602, Guan Gu Shenqi, came out at the end of this chapter. I begged for additional play!]
Chapter completed!