Chapter 58 1 The Philippine family has a younger brother who needs to grow up
Yifei and Yu Mo came back from shopping and saw Zhan Bo pouring tea and water for Xia Yu.
Yifei picked up her bag and landed it gently on Zhan Bo's head, and said angrily to Xia Yu: "Hey! I bully my brother when I was!"
"I promise I am definitely a good citizen."
Xia Yu raised his hands and said with a smile: "This is all done by Zhan Bo voluntarily. If you don't believe me, please ask him."
Yu Mo smiled and said, "Xia Yu, you have learned to fool you from Ziqiao."
"I'm wronged, unjustly." Xia Yu said: "It was Zhan Bo who asked me how I could improve the attractiveness of the opposite sex. This is to help him improve his ability to serve girls in the future."
Yifei shouted with her waist on her waist: "So you want Zhan Bo to be a maid for you? Just look at the owner if you beat the dog!"
Female, maid, dog, Zhanbo: QAQ.
Everyone cleaned up the scene, and Yifei said to Zhan Bo: "What the hell is going on, Zhan Bo?"
Zhan Bo held Yifei's strong arms hard and asked, "Sister, I'll ask you a question very seriously. Am I really bad?!"
Yifei naturally would not attack her fragile brother, so she spread her hands and said, "How could it be?"
Zhan Bo, who received encouragement 1, immediately became famous: "Haha! I said! Sister, you are the person who understands me the most in the world! They are all a group of stupid people on earth!"
Seeing Zhan Bo start a pleasant freestyle on the sofa, Yi Fei immediately changed his words: "I was wrong. Those people on earth may be right. You really have a problem."
Zhanbo is encouraged - 1. Current pleasure value: 0.
"Even you feel this way!!"
Yifei did not continue to admit that she was going to stimulate Zhanbo and changed the topic: "How come you start to get into trouble with this kind of problem?"
Zhan Bo said like a resentful young wife: "I invited Wan Yu to watch a movie yesterday."
"Good boy, I finally started to take the first step! What type of movie? Horror movie or romance movie? All night or couple seats?"
Yifei excitedly landed her palm heavily on Zhan Bo's back, and slapped Zhan Bo and died.
Xia Yu whispered to Yu Mo: "Yu Mo, if I invite you to watch a movie, what movie do you least want to watch? A, science and education film. B, science and education film. C, science and education film."
Yu Mo rolled his eyes and said, "Are you choosing what you said?"
After hearing what Xia Yu said, he recalled Zhan Bo's usual character, Yifei already had a bad premonition.
After rescuing, Zhan Bo said: "It is the Russian science and education film screening of the Science and Technology Museum - Explore the life of Saturn!!"
Yu Mo was so big that he nodded to Xia Yu and whispered: "Okay, there is really no other choice."
Yifei: "OMG! She should take you to see it!"
Zhan Bo, who received encouragement 1, said excitedly: "You think so too! But Wan Yu refused! I said that if she was not interested in Saturn, I could change Neptune. But she still refused! Do you know how popular this money is?!"
"Zhan Bo, which planet Wan Yu rejected is focused on, but on the type of science and education films." Yu Mo said speechlessly: "Zhan Bo, after being with you for a long time, I really feel that my requirement for choosing a boyfriend will decline. As long as he won't send me Transformers, I won't take me to see science and education films."
Zhanbo, received encouragement-1.
Yifei slapped her forehead and said, "Zhanbo, what I said was not taking you to the movie, but to take you to the doctor!"
Zhanbo, received encouragement-1.
Just like those poets who wrote poems and said they were demoted by bored, Zhan Bo, who was incompatible with the world, said in wonder: "Take a doctor? If I don't get zinc or calcium, what disease will I see?"
Yifei is now very despised Zhan Bo's stupid brain that "the unspeakable" and shouts loudly: "You are lacking in mind! Most of the world are more important than the one you lack! How can you take girls to watch science and education films! This is not your university, but a love apartment. Wan Yu is not the girls in your dinosaur association. She is a... normal person!"
Turning his head to look at Xia Yu, Yifei said, "Xia Yu, let me tell Zhan Bo, what kind of movies will a normal male hormonal ejaculation boy take a normal girl to watch?"
"Aren't girls supposed to ask this kind of question?"
After complaining about this first, Xia Yu replied: "It depends on what type of girl is. If it is Meijia, take it to watch romance movies, and if it is Youyou, take it to watch horror movies. Wan Yu... she should like to watch Hollywood blockbusters or some weird little movies."
After the last incident, Youyou also became familiar with everyone in the apartment and added a QQ. So they also knew what kind of girl Youyou was.
Yu Mo smiled and said, "Hey, where is Yifei and I? You haven't said that yet."
"I don't know Yifei." Xia Yu smiled at Yu Mo and said, "But you and I know, you like movies you watch with your boyfriend."
Without replying, Yu Mo just smiled and turned his eyes away, looking at Yifei.
Xia Yu, who was not answered, blew his breath in his mouth and bulged his face, got up and walked to the refrigerator to get a bottle of Coke. He was happy after taking a bite of it.
Yu Mo asked, "Yifei, what movie do you like to watch?"
"Me? I like making movies by myself!" As he said that, Yifei looked at Zhan Bo.
[Yifei: As long as I match Zhan Bo and Wan Yu, our family will be revitalized! That's it!!]
After listening to everyone's words, Zhan Bo thought about it, and learned from it and tried to add points: "Hollywood blockbusters? Then I can take Wan Yu to watch Transformers! I'll book tickets now!"
Yifei: "Sit down for me!!!"
Three people: "Hiss!!"
Yifei turned her head and took a few deep breaths into the air.
Calm down, Hu Yifei, this is your unlovely brother. You can't be angry to death by him.
Turning back, Yifei put his hand on Zhan Bo's shoulder and said to Zhan Bo earnestly: "Zhan Bo, it's my fault. I really make things difficult for you. I shouldn't instigate you to chase Wan Yu. Your level difference is too big. Let's not talk about your lack of intelligence, not good at socializing, etc., etc.! Wait for the congenital shortcomings!!"
Yifei paused his stiff face and squeezed out a smile: "Let's just say that you haven't upgraded your acquired level. Take your time, you need to upgrade."
"upgrade?"
"The game needs to be played one level at a time, and the level must be upgraded one level at a time. You can't play the NBA just after you learn how to shoot a ball, right? To conquer a girl like Wan Yu who is beautiful, knowledgeable, and can marry a girl who can fight for two lifetimes less, you still need to spend some time to upgrade."
“How to upgrade?”
"This is the same as playing games. The best way is to hunt near the novice village during your novice protection period, and accumulate experience points to upgrade."
Zhan Bo pointed at himself and said in disbelief: "Newbie Village?! Is my level really low?!"
Xia Yu smiled and said, "Zhanbo, it is important to have self-knowledge. Let's put it this way. If Wan Yu is Frieza, you are the brother Ratitz of Sun Wukong who came to meet with a combat power of 5. If Wan Yu is the Navy General Kizaru, you are the principal of the kindergarten of Crayon Shin-chin; if Wan Yu is…………………”
"Stop!" Yifei said, "It's not that exaggerating!"
Yifei's eyes were seriously warning Xia Yu: I will crack down on Zhan Bo again, believe it or not, I will cut you off!
"Hmph!" Zhan Bo, who received encouragement 1, pulled Xia Yu a wave and looked at his sister in anticipation.
Yifei thought for a while and said, "If Wan Yu is Tathagata, then you are......oh, what's the name of the one who locked Sun Houzi in the alchemy furnace?"
"Taishang Laojun!!"
"Yes, yes! You are just the coal ash in the alchemy furnace of the Taishang Laojun! It's basically the same level!"
Zhanbo: Encouraged -10086. Remaining pleasure value:-ID card.
Yu Mo looked at Zhan Bo's face gradually becoming sad: "Wow! Sichuan has changed its face."
"Sister, the level gap between me and Wan Yu is even bigger when you say this!"
Zhan Bo ran out with a sad face.
"Hey! Don't run! Xiao Bozi! Xiao Bozi"
Yifei shouted a few words to the direction of the door, and after Zhan Bo's footsteps were completely gone, he said depressedly: "Oh, how could I have a younger brother who even needs me to teach me how to date a girl? Is there any way you can?"
"Let Zhan Bo become a disciple. I, Zi Qiao, can do it."
"You?" Yifei's contemptuous little look stared at Xia Yu and said, "Have you taken off the order?"
Xia Yu did not comment and smiled at Yu Mo and said, "Yu Mo, how about I invite you to watch a movie? What do you choose to see?"
Yu Mo smiled and said, "When did you become interested in watching movies? Why not play games more fun?"
"I knew you would say that!"
Xia Yu took out two handicap machines from his four-dimensional pocket under the table with both hands and said with a smile: "This is my newly bought game console! I also have all the game cartridges for the Mario series in my room! Do you want it tonight?"
Listening to the whisper in front of his ear, Yu Mo smiled and said, "It seems that I have no way to refuse."
Without further ado, we will set out now.”
Chapter completed!