Chapter 510 Teacher Zeng's Outbreak
Nuolan is married, but she had a divorce with her husband two years ago. She refused to sign.
According to the legal procedures, she and her husband have been separated for two years and are almost here.
She was under a lot of psychological pressure and was even afraid of loneliness at night, so she took the initiative to apply to transfer to the late night to do a program.
Her husband was going to come back to discuss the divorce with her, which made her feel a little breathless, so she signed up to participate in this stress relief class.
However, when downstairs, Nuolan had already seen Xia Yu swaying with Huang Huifeng and funny.
When I got to the class, I saw Xia Yu and Teacher Zeng sitting together. There was also one of Zeng Xiaoxian's nannies, "Youyou",
As smart as Nuolan, he saw through Teacher Zeng from the beginning. The disguise made by Teacher Zeng became useless.
Even on it, I was treated with Internet addiction treatment machine, men had pain experience machine, pressure therapy instrument became like this——
"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Asiba!! Asiba!!"
Nuolan looked at Teacher Zeng, who was confused by the electric shock, with some concern.
Teacher Zeng didn't even care about the fake beard and sunglasses on his face, and shouted like a hell-style baby: "Asiba! I'm really under a lot of pressure! Teacher, I have had a arch enemy since I was a child. His name is - someone else's child!! He has a good temper since he was a child, and he knows that he is very handsome every day! Every time he takes the first place in the grade, he takes the first place in Siba..."
The teacher asked, "Then why don't you study hard?"
"i do it !but no use!! Woooooo hahahahahaha!"
Teacher Zeng smiled tragically: "At first, I thought I couldn't understand the mathematics class because I didn't listen to the class, because I bent down and picked up the pen a few times and looked at the female classmate's legs a few times! As a result, after I took several math classes seriously, I realized that I was really stupid, Siba!"
Xia Yu was so excited about the shooting. In reality, Teacher Zeng is more exciting and more handsome. He really wants to shout out loud and press the sound to the decibels that Gu Youyou heard: "Wow! Teacher Zeng is the long-accumulated anger and mp value that he has exploded, and he will save a big move. Go back and show Yu Mo Yifei and the others it will definitely be very exciting."
"Is this really good?"
"It's okay Nuolan, our love apartment is often like this. Alas, Nuolan? When did you sit here?"
"Uh..." Nuolan was speechless. She thought to herself that she didn't look like a public face. Could it be that she could not compare to Zeng Xiaoxian on the stage?
If it were Yifei, Xia Yu might have been rewarded with 10,000 yuan and rolled his eyes. But Nuolan has a good heart, but she laughed: "Maybe you just focused on shooting and didn't notice it?"
[Nuolan: I can't compare to Zeng Xiaoxian. Xiaoxian is so funny now. [Whispering giggles〗]
Guan Gu turned his head and asked Nuolan: "By the way, Nuolan, why did you participate in the stress relief class? I heard from Teacher Zeng that you are invulnerable to all poisons."
"This, I have something to do at home, so I feel a little stressed, so I come over to adjust. Are you all Xiaoxian's friends?"
Youyou said to Nuolan enthusiastically: "Oh, I'll introduce you to the road bar. This is my boyfriend Guan Gu, I am Tang Youyou, I saw it last time."
"Yes, long time no see. By the way, did Xiaoxian really go back to suck gas later?" Nuolan blinked lightly and joked with a little interest.
Youyou smiled and said, "No, but he sucked lemons. Because he seduced someone from that sports channel and was having a great time talking to you."
"Is that so? Hahaha."
Nuolan smiled happily, picked up his phone and wanted to take a photo of Teacher Zeng. Looking back at the radio station, he could tease Teacher Zeng.
"Ah Yeh!!Ah Yeh!!"
Teacher Zeng cried so much that his face was full of tears, and then he accused the other person's child loudly: "After growing up, the other person's child quickly found a beautiful, sexy and rich girlfriend! He passed the graduate school and civil servants all tm! And what about me?! My ex-girlfriend and I have been in love for eight years! She has cheated on others for six years! Ahhahaha┗( t﹏t ).
I was bullied by my leader in the unit! I was bullied by my roommate in the apartment! I was bullied by my fiancé at home! I was simply redundant! They all abused me! I was simply a sauerkraut fish! Sour and vegetarian, and redundant! Siba (Oh my God!)!!!”
His hands were pounding the table hard, and Teacher Zeng shouted at the strange ceiling with hissing.
He was so excited that he turned into a baboon, pounding the table with one hand while pounding his chest with the other.
Xiaoxian's reaction was so strong that the teacher was a little scared. He was worried that there was something wrong with the electric shock equipment. He asked Xiaoxian: "Is the voltage just now too high? Why don't we pause it first?"
Xiaoxian waved his hand to the teacher and said, "No, keep coming! This is really great!"
The teacher put his hand on the button of the current meter and gently rotated it to increase the current.
With the current input, Xiaoxian felt as if he was kissed by an electric fish, and his body shivered and praised the teacher.
Then fell to the ground.
"Hey hey! Teacher Zeng! Are you okay!!" "Dear, don't touch it, there will be electricity!!"
Youyou, who was sitting in front, immediately rushed up to help Teacher Zeng up, but fortunately Guan Gu reacted quickly enough to stop Youyou.
While stopping Youyou, Guan Gu shouted to the teacher: "Doctor...ah...no, teacher. Teacher Zeng won't have any problems. Let me tell you! If Teacher Zeng is stunned by the electric shock, I will definitely commit suicide by septum!"
"No, I'll let Sister Yifei come and use a whole set of flashes on you, and then commit suicide by separating the stomach."
"Two guys calm down. This gentleman is fine, maybe the current is too strong. Don't worry, the current and voltage used by this instrument are at the maximum that the human body can accept! It is even less than half."
Sizzling sizzling sizzling
Putting the camera away and walking forward, Xia Yu bent down and poked Teacher Zeng. The current on the latter's body surface was indeed an electrician.
Youyou said in surprise: "Wow, Xia Yu, you really dare to touch it with your hands. What if Teacher Zeng electrocuted you, wouldn't Yu Mo and Sister Yifei become enemies?"
"This current is OK. I have also been electrocuted and I have antibodies."
[Xia Yu: I used to play games all night, and I was too sleepy to take a shower and wake up. When I was too sleepy when I was taking a shower, I accidentally fell asleep. My head just finished washing just hit the switch of the light. Then, I woke up completely. The switch of the light was also broken and there was still electricity leakage. So, children, go take a shower when they are sleepy ( ̄y▽ ̄)╭......]
In order to ensure safety and keep the classroom going, Xia Yu borrowed a set of plastic gloves from the passing cleaning lady and then dragged Teacher Zeng to lie down.
Guan Gu Youyou Nuolan also came out. But after a few minutes, Teacher Zeng's eyes were not opened.
Nuolan said worriedly: "Are you sure the current is small? Why is Xiaoxian still motionless?"
Hearing Nuolan's voice, Teacher Zeng's fingers moved, but soon stopped and pretended not to move.
However, the sudden movement of someone who had been still was very obvious, and all four of them saw it.
Xia Yu smiled and said, "Why do we spray Teacher Zeng to death with a sip of salt soda? In this way, Teacher Zeng will not have to be tortured by electric currents. I happened to buy Coke, which can replace it with salt soda."
A few seconds later, the sound of someone drinking Coke and the sound of holding it in his mouth and waiting to go sounded in Teacher Zeng's ears—
Gulugulugulugulugulugulugulu......
Chapter completed!