Chapter 509 Decompression Training Class
"Um...um...um...um...um..."
Huang Huifeng touched Xia Yu's pulse carefully
"So are you looking for your life or a doctor? How can you see a scammer in the world take your pulse and see your life?"
"Oh, I said I am not a liar, I am a licensed intellectual." Huang Huifeng emphasized again: "It integrates modern medicine, so I innovate fortune-telling. This is more convincing."
"Haha, don't you believe it for free or not?"
"Nonsense!" Huang Huifeng said: "If you don't believe it is 40. When did I raise the price to 80?! You can't eat or talk nonsense. This is going to smash my signature when it is spreading!"
Oh, and then the price rose to 80 in the fourth quarter...it doubled. This inflation is so terrifying.
You should know that the end of season 3 and the beginning of season 4 are only one day apart. Now the plot is almost at the end of season 3.
"Haha, fortune tellers use the hospital's trick. But now even the hospital is starting to pray to God and worship Buddha, do you know?"
"Shh, I'm telling you fortune. Don't bother me."
Huang Huifeng frowned deeply and slowly inquired about Xia Yu's life: "Young man, you have to be careful recently."
"Do you want to tell me I'm in a bloody disaster?"
Huang Huifeng let go of his hand and said to Xia Yu seriously: "There is no blood disaster, not so serious. But there is probably something big that will surprise you. So, be careful when doing things. Don't be too lazy."
"Can I be stolen from the tower if I play King?"
Xia Yu took his hand back and recorded Huang Huifeng's mobile phone number while retracting it: "No massage is needed for the time being. I will contact you in a few days when my wife and I have time."
Older single dog Huang Huifeng: "Young man, you are married! You are so young that you are buried in the grave of your marriage."
"An, I'm 27, so young? But I haven't gotten married yet, I'm just proposing."
"Since you have proposed, I can tell you with certainty! The careful work I told you just now is related to marriage." Huang Huifeng said.
"Oh, it turns out that it's not related to the game. That's fine."
Xia Yu muttered and left Huang Huifeng's stall.
The last sentence before leaving made Huang Huifeng want to hit someone a little.
Xia Yu: "How is it possible to do marriage? Safety measures have been taken. Although we prefer taking medicine, and every time the next day, I watch Yu Mo take medicine. I never give up treatment. It turns out that I am a brick intellectual."
[Huang Huifeng: Who said in the last chapter that I believed in my fortune telling?!]
After buying a bottle of Happy Water, I went to the compression training class and sat down to the position that Youyou and the other two helped him take.
He and Teacher Zeng sat in the back row, and Youyou and Guan Gu sat in the front row.
"Why did you come so late? Class is about to start."
"At the entrance of the supermarket, I met a cake seller who insisted on pulling me to tell me fortune."
Youyou asked in confusion: "The one who sells cut cakes? Fortune telling? What is this combination? Which one is a part-time job?"
"God knows, he also sold me a bottle of sleep-enhancing aromatherapy, and he also had massages and a cell phone mask."
Guan Gu said in surprise: "Si Guoyi! Is this what Chinese people often say about experts among the people? A fortune teller can have so many skills!"
“Emmmm…………”
Teacher Zeng asked the three of them: "Are you sure you really saw Nuolan? You haven't seen her here now."
Youyou said, "Maybe it's just that something is too late. But why are you wearing this look, Teacher Zeng?" A gray hooded hooded and fake bearded and sunglasses. Walking on the street, you will be considered a bad uncle.
Teacher Zeng said, "Don't you understand this? I'll wear it in this way and she won't recognize it. After all, you know, my handsome face is very recognizable."
"Shh, Teacher Zeng, your Nuolan is here."
Teacher Zeng glanced at the back door and found that it was really Nuolan. He instantly turned around and covered his hat.
The teacher in the blood pressure training class saw that the classroom was almost full of people, so he started to give a lecture: "Hello, everyone. Let's start the class next."
As if a magic button was opened, more than half of the people in the classroom entered a drowsy state.
The atmosphere in the classroom quickly became depressing.
Youyou yawned a big yawn and said, "I'll go, the essence of the poor student is exposed. I'm sleepy when I hear about class."
Guan Gu: "Dear, cheer up, the teacher (Japanese) is about to start teaching."
Teacher: "I believe everyone must have encountered various pressures in life. I have summarized that people's pressure mainly comes from people around us, such as colleagues, friends, former colleagues, old classmates. The ex-girlfriend's current boyfriend, the ex-girlfriend's current girlfriend, the girlfriend's best friend and her boyfriend, and the children of parents and friends. As the pressure increases, we may even lose ourselves, deny ourselves, and escape ourselves!"
Teacher Zeng felt a little pain in his waist when he heard it, and murmured disdainfully: "Just blow it."
"For example, that classmate!"
The teacher handed forward and pointed directly into Teacher Zeng's direction: "He hid himself under the sunglasses and baseball cap! It can be seen that his heart was full of inferiority complex! He was eager to escape from reality!"
Teacher Zeng suddenly became the focus of the audience. He looked back at Nuolan in a panic. Sure enough, he saw Nuolan also watching him. He immediately pressed his hat down a little further.
"This classmate, the best way to relieve stress is to talk loudly! This classmate! Please come up and talk to everyone about your troubles!"
Xiaoxian shook his head and waved his hands wildly. I don’t want it, I don’t want to get out of here.
"Come on! Applause and encouragement!"
All the students in the classroom listened to the teacher and applauded without bothering.
Guan Gu said to Teacher Zeng excitedly: "Congratulations to Teacher Zeng! You have been interacted! Come on, fucking dad!"
Teacher Zeng laughed dryly and walked up to the podium with his body bent.
"Teacher, I have no worries at all. I just went to the wrong classroom." The voice was like a duck being pinched with his neck.
The teacher smiled faintly and said to Xiaoxian: "Today there are only two training classes, why did you go to the wrong classroom?"
Teacher Zeng responded without thinking: "Yes, I'm participating in another training class!"
“That’s a midwifery training class.”
As soon as the truth came out, Teacher Zeng gave up resisting and burst into laughter in the classroom expressionless face.
"Teacher Zeng spent a lot of effort to prevent Nuolan from swallowing him." Guan Gu said to Youyou in a low voice: "But why do I think Nuolan has seen it?"
Youyou looked back at Nuolan with a smile on the corner of her mouth and said, "I feel so too."
Xia Yu smiled and said, "Although Teacher Zeng couldn't see Nuolan's joke, at least he let Nuolan watch a firework. Guan Gu Youyou, you can go through a little while, I want to take a photo and record a video."
Youyou retracted her gaze from Nuolan, looked at Xia Yu, who was ready to hold the camera, and found a gorgeous spot, and said, "I feel that this is how you buy a camera. Wait, didn't you buy a camera yesterday? Are you reading the script again?!"
"How can I memorize lines if I don't read the script? OK OK, come over, is it easy for me to be the protagonist and photographer?"
Xia Yu has taken classic pictures with his mobile phone many times before. However, his mobile phone has poor pixels and also occupies memory. So this time I bought a camera specifically for taking photos of Love Apartments.
The teacher made a gesture to pause the laughter in the classroom and said to Xiaoxian: "This classmate, your situation is a bit serious."
After being masturbated by this teacher for no reason, Xiaoxian replied angrily: "You are serious!"
This time he had no intention of controlling his voice, and the voice couldn't help but return to its original tone.
But the teacher used this to make an article again and said to everyone: "Look! This classmate even changed his voice! This is also an escape reaction!"
"Teacher, I really have no pressure at all. Really."
"Student, don't be afraid. We have many very professional and effective measures to relieve stress. Should we try it?"
Xiaoxian shook his head and waved his hands wildly. I don’t want it, I don’t want it, I want to get out.
Chapter completed!