Chapter 506 Registration
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Yifei and Yu Mo touched the wine bottle and drank sips of wine one after another.
"By the way, Yu Mo, that guy Xia Yu is fine recently." Yifei asked, "I think he seems very tired recently. Have you tortured him?"
Yu Mo got angry as soon as he mentioned this: "I torture him? It was him who torture me!"
Yifei said while rubbing his hands, "What a disharmonious couple who doesn't have to put on the bedside and untied the tiles on their bedside. Do I want me to help you repair him?"
Zhang Wei panicked in his heart and said to Yifei: "Yifei, Xia Yu has just been in a low-pressure state for a long time. He can't get out for a while, so he doesn't need to use violence casually."
Yifei saw through Zhang Wei's little thoughts in seconds and smiled: "Yohe, Lawyer Zhang seems to want to uphold justice. Why, did you borrow Xia Yu's money again?"
Zhang Wei: "………I have the right to remain silent. And every word I say will not become a testimony in the court."
"Then I'll treat you as your default."
Wan Yu asked: "Zhang Wei, have you been a legal counsel for a comic publishing house? Why are you still short of money?"
Zhang Wei's face was filled with sadness and complained: "Oh, this is different these days, prices have soared. I didn't make money when I was supposed to make money. Now I have made money, but money is worthless."
Mika scoffed at this and said, "I see that your daily meals are only 15 yuan, and sometimes you go to the next door to have a meal. Where is there a shortage of money?"
Zhang Wei said: "Hey, you don't understand. Although I have made money now, I have also established a Zhang Yida Housing Fund. I have to be transfusions from it every month!"
Yu Mo: "Housing fund? Did you save money to buy a house?"
Yifei: "It's great Zhang Wei, I have such lofty ambitions! I'm optimistic about you."
Curry: "Uncle, how much money do you save in it every month?"
"Not much, add one thousand every month." Zhang Wei said with a very modest smile, but no matter how you look, you can see Zhang Wei's pride that cannot be hidden.
Zi Qiao burst out with a thunderous laugh: "Only one thousand? Hahahaha! Zhang Wei, the growth rate of your housing fund is slower than the housing prices! Are you planning to buy a house the size of a toilet in the future?"
A black line was erected on Zhang Wei's face and said, "Do you think I want it! I also think my salary will fly like my wings, but now everything has increased, even if my working hours have increased, my salary will not increase!"
Yifei said to Zhang Wei earnestly: "Old dogs are still poor. You should consider yourself. If you want me, Zhang Wei, you should find a girlfriend as soon as possible. You can save half of your rent and all the water and electricity you have, and you can save a rent fee."
Zhang Wei said: "It's simple. If it's so simple to find a girlfriend, there will not be so many singles in front of the screen."
Wan Yu said in confusion: "Zhang Weiren is obviously very good, and he held three charity parties for Guan Gu. He looks OK, but why is he just not a woman's connection?"
Teacher Zeng smiled and said, "Haha, think about it, he was a charity party for Guan Gu. Maybe Zhang Wei has a great relationship with the same sex. There are already many male dramas about Zhang Wei on the love apartment dating website. I will read a few passages for you. Zhang Wei and Guan Gu, you must be together. Zhang Wei and Ziqiao, you must be together. Ziqiao and Meijia, you must be together."
"etc!"
Zi Qiao suddenly raised her hand and shouted to Teacher Zeng: "Is the last one wrong?"
"Is there any?" "Is there no?"
"Hey, we're here."
Xia Yuguan Gu Youyou and the other three joined the group chat.
"Where have you been? You still have such a big light bulb?"
Xia Yu rolled his eyes and replied to Teacher Zeng: "We are not doing anything else. What kind of light bulbs are we?"
Guan Gu smiled and said, "That's right. We signed up to participate in the stress relief training center. We will go to class in two days."
Teacher Zeng said, "You don't really plan to go."
"In order to improve the happiness index, Guan Guan and I decided to control the hidden pressure in our hearts. So scientific self-healing is of course necessary." Youyou said as she raised the shopping bag she was holding.
"It's too much!" Mika shouted, "Youyou! You don't even call me when you go shopping!"
Yu Mo hooked Xia Yu and asked him to sit beside him, and said deliberately loudly: "Youyou and Guan Gu are both going shopping! You still said you are not a light bulb?"
Xia Yu explained: "The stress relief training center we drove to, and after signing up, I went to the commercial street. After arriving there, I sat in the car and played with my phone and they went shopping."
"Why do I think it sounds like Brother Xia Yu, you have been a driver for Guan Gu and Sister Youyou for a long time? The wattage of the light bulb is higher." A big question mark above Curry Shang's head: "Is it my illusion?"
Yifei smiled and said, "It's not your illusion. He is this kind of light bulb."
Yu Mo took the shopping bag in Xia Yu's hand and raised it high, and smiled at Xia Yu, "You throw away the shopping bag in your hand first before you say this. This is more convincing. Let me see what you bought."
"It's a camera, I asked Youyou to buy it for me. I didn't get off the car."
Zhang Wei said in shock: "I*, Xia Yu, have you never heard of poor photography as a SLR, ruining your life? He actually started playing with the camera?!"
Yu Mo pulled Xia Yu in front of him and asked very seriously: "Tell me! How much did it cost!"
Xia Yu broke free from Yu Mo's hand and replied: "Don't worry, Yu Mo, I didn't spend much money. This is a pirated product. For me, the camera can be used, and I'm not a professional."
"That's good……"
Guan Gu said to Yu Mo: "Don't worry, Yu Mo, Xia Yu is still very controlful in spending money, almost like me! Youyou originally wanted to recommend the genuine product to Xia Yu, but Xia Yu resolutely refused to do whatever he wants!"
Youyou said: "If you guys say you guys are too casual to buy things. You can use anything. You don't consider anything except the price, such as after-sales service, service life, brand reputation..."
Haitang said: "Sister Youyou, your attack range is too wide! I value these things very much! For example, when I buy AJ, I have to go through a lot of screening..."
Xia Yu said: "Come on, Haitang, you don't even consider the price of your purchases."
Haitang: "It's also a state of mind if you don't consider the price!"
Zhang Wei said with a sad expression: "I have the most say in this regard! I have to go through a lot of screening when I buy things..."
Zi Qiao sneered and said with a smile: "You rarely buy anything. You want aa if you invite a girl to drink."
Guan Gu said to Youyou: "Dear, how can this be a problem with our shopping concept? This is obviously your problem. Youyou! Look at you, you buy so many things once you go out! You must be among the top 100 best sales contributors in the commercial street every month, and you may not be ranked 99th."
Youyou pressed her hand on several shopping bags and said to Guan Gu: "These are necessities of life! It's very important! And shopping and shopping help me relieve stress! This is in line with our current guidelines!"
"No, this does not match. Every time I see my wallet empty again, my pressure increases again! Youyou, you have to learn to restrain yourself! You must be a family!"
"Guan Gu!" "Tang Youyou!"
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Xia Yu said to Teacher Zeng: "By the way, Teacher Zeng, we met Nuolan when we first went to register."
"Nuolan? I can't. I've read it wrong."
Seeing that his scene was about to be stolen, Youyou immediately saved the quarrel with Guan Gu and said to Teacher Zeng: "It's true. Xia Yu and I have seen her. It's true."
Seeing that the two of them didn't look like they were joking, Teacher Zeng frowned and said, "Even Nuolan, who is invulnerable to the sword and gun, is it because of me?"
Yifei mocked, "Is your answer too narcissistic?"
Yifei usually listens to Xiaoxian talking about Nuolan. In Yifei's heart, Zeng Xiaoxian and Nuolan are like Zhan Bo and Wan Yu of that year - one is coal ash and the other is Tathagata. The level difference is so large that it can accommodate the vast galaxy.
Youyou said: "So Teacher Zeng, look, even the host who relieves you of stress is stressed. It means that it is really necessary to relieve stress. Do you want to participate and try it?"
Teacher Zeng raised his eyebrows and smiled, "Where are you signing up? I'm going!"
Yifei raised her foot and kicked Xiaoxian on the short leg and asked, "What are you doing? Stealing the shot?"
Teacher Zeng smiled, looking as if he was telling the truth: "Care for my partner."
Chapter completed!