Chapter 505
"Youyou, do you have soy sauce here? Yifei has no soy sauce for her egg fried rice."
Teacher Zeng pushed open the door and walked in and was startled by the scene in front of him: "Wow!!"
In one room, there are two invigilators and four candidates.
Invigilator Yu Mo and Haitang.
Candidate Xia Yu Curry Youyou and Guan Gu.
"What are you doing? Relive your student days or play with every family?"
Haitang explained to Teacher Zeng: "They are filling out stress test questions. They have also tested three patients with extremely high stress."
As Haitang's eyes passed through Xia Yu, Guan Gu and Youyou, and Teacher Zeng still didn't understand: "What's the situation?"
Yu Mo said: "The higher the score you get in this stress test, the greater the pressure. These three are all full-scoring users. And they are getting more and more popular. Now they are all the fourth set of papers."
Youyou said: "Oh, I didn't feel that I was under much pressure. But the more I did these questions, the more I was under pressure!!"
"Ah? Let me see."
Teacher Zeng was curious about Youyou's words, and squeezed his big head into Xia Yu and the other two's small heads. He opened his eyes wide and saw the test questions in the shadows of the three: "Facing with your lover, do you have the urge to slap the other person to death for a few days a month... You chose yes!"
Teacher Zeng was reading Youyou's test paper, and Guan Gu suddenly became uneasy and said in shock: "Nani!!"
"These questions must be realistic. Then what did you choose?" Youyou still remembered the previous question, and Guan Gu and her also hurt each other.
Sure enough, Guan Gu replied: "I chose yes too."
Teacher Zeng looked at the two of them with a terrifying face and said, "You two will not break, right? Then Xia Yu, what did you choose?"
Before Xia Yu could answer, Yu Mo was unhappy and said to Teacher Zeng first: "Of course he chose yes. And he also likes to kick his wife out of bed when he is sleeping, want to block his wife's mouth when he is eating, and don't want to see if his wife is wearing or not when he is taking a shower."
Xia Yu asked a soul-searching question: "Do I need that little time to see?"
Youyou: "Teacher Zeng, I recommend you to do this set of questions too."
Facing the sudden Amway, Teacher Zeng shook his head and refused: "I don't have any pressure, I don't have to do it. My physical and mental state is good now. Maybe you can do it for Ziqiao, because he seems to have not been in contact with women for half a month because of the shadow of kidney stones."
Youyou said, "The eldest nephew will be fine by himself. And Teacher Zeng, are you sure you really don't have any pressure?"
Teacher Zeng said proudly: "Just kidding! I am an emotional radio host! What is my specialty to adjust stress! There is no pressure."
Xia Yu glanced at Teacher Zeng with a slanted look: "Are you sure? I still remember you once said a line that can slap you in the face 100%.
"What line? Why don't I know?"
The tone was slow and there was a scene: "That was the first season, the Laura incident...you were drunk."
[Teacher Zeng: I help others deal with emotional issues on the radio every day! But I am an emotional idiot myself!]
As soon as the picture was closed, Teacher Zeng was a little embarrassed.
Guan Gu said, "Look, Teacher Zeng. You all say that you are an idiot."
Youyou said: "There are a lot of pressures that are hidden. These questions can truly reflect them."
Guan Gu: "That's right. It's just that you can't see it."
You Guan spoke, making Teacher Zeng's head a little dizzy, and asked the two: "Let me ask, today when society is progressing, are you young men and women with strong and weak minds under pressure?"
Youyou: "The times are different, and the pressure is different. Now pedestrians cannot lose on the zebra crossing, children cannot lose on the starting line, and students cannot lose on the score line!"
Guan Gu then continued the leisurely parallel sentence: "The village girl cannot lose in the needle, the woman cannot lose in the curve, and the man cannot lose in the front line! These are all pressures!"
Xia Yu said: "Yeah, and Teacher Zeng, you will definitely be more stressful when you stay with the scoring monster Yifei. Not to mention that you have recently added a Nuolan to your side, you..."
Teacher Zeng stopped Xia Yu in time: "Hey hey hey, jio has so much sack! I admit it. Since she moved into the Love Apartment, she has given me the pressure that my small tonnage cannot bear. But what's the matter with Nuolan?!"
Yu Mo: "Are you small? Tonnage?" comes from a question that once was 180 kilograms.
Guan Gu said: "Yifei's pressure comes from the front line, and Nuolan's pressure comes from work. You don't understand how simple it is?"
Youyou smiled and said, "But compared to Nuolan's pressure, Sister Yifei's pressure should be even more terrifying. Sister Yifei is domineering, and she is a female doctor. The key is that you have proposed marriage. This book says that sometimes a kiss may bring pressure to the other party."
Teacher Zeng was unwilling to see that, but he still took the book obediently. He also took several steps back and worried that it would be taken back by Youyou, and focused on reading the introduction of the pressure on love in the book.
[Yifei: Ha? Ask me if I abused Zeng Xiaoxian? How is this possible? Xian Baby, do you think, did I put pressure on you? Let's talk about it clearly.
Yifei was holding a baseball bat in her hand and hitting her shoulder one by one. The sound effect was comparable to the footsteps of a supernatural film... slap, slap, slap... ]
After quickly scanning the above explanation of the love pressure, Teacher Zeng understood: "No wonder you want to slap each other to death!"
"Haha, Teacher Zeng, if you want to slap Yifei to death, you have to wait until the next life."
Teacher Zeng closed the book and said in a nervous tone: "I, why would I want to slap Yifei to death? I warn you not to provoke the loving relationship between Feifei and me."
"Come on, you're writing like this on your face." Xia Yu smiled and said, "The word "repentance" is the word "big". It's not clear to recognize it."
Teacher Zeng cut and asked, "But do these questionnaires teach you how to relieve stress?"
Curry Sauce smiled and said, "Yes, this is an advertisement, which is the decompression training class."
"Damn it, it turned out to be an advertisement after a long time!"
The word "advertising" instantly reduced the prestige of the stress detection theories just now in Teacher Zeng's heart.
Guan Gu smiled relaxedly and said, "It's okay, 60 points pass the 80 points and 100 points are dangerous for self-examination. If you don't have enough scores, you don't need to relieve stress."
"How many points do you guys get?"
Curry Sauce gave several sets of papers he made to Teacher Zeng, showing off his grades: "I basically have 40 or 50 points for the eighteen questions, which is very safe. But Sister Youyou and the others are different. They have made three sets of papers! Each set is full mark!"
Xia Yu was very good at Lemon: "Haha, this is the first time I have seen someone show off with a low score this year."
Yu Mo looked at Xia Yu's test paper at a speed that was not as fast as the test paper was covered, and smiled and said, "Haha, sure enough, the fourth set of papers is still full."
Youyou said very frustrated: "I ran up and chose a for all four questions, and I was already eighty. It seems that I really have to relieve stress."
"Hahahaha!! I'm going to counterattack this paper!!"
Guan Gu smiled proudly and said, "I basically chose c. The 18 questions combined are at most 30 to 40. What I call it - lightness! pressure! force!"
Teacher Zeng leaned over to observe Guan Gu's test paper, pointed to the question at the bottom and said, "But you haven't filled in the last question yet. 'Do you have a habit of making instant noodles? If so, the above questions do not count, you will get the full marks!"
Guan Gu was stupid. Guan Gu was broken. Guan Gu’s mentality collapsed.
Chapter completed!