Chapter 308 Xia Yu~ Today's wind is so noisy~
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Guan Gu has put on the video game boy's skin. The next step is Xia Yu to let Guan Gu sit down and pick up the gamepad, and do morning exercises with him.
Fortunately, Guan Gu woke up in time, shouted and turned on Xia Yu to hold his hand, avoiding the bad luck of becoming Lu Ban's short legs.
[Guan Gu: My Guan Gu is magical, not only because of its long name, but also its legs, and its length!]
Guan Gu took off his headphones and asked, "Didn't we agree to go for a morning jog? What are we going to do?"
Xia Yu looked at Guan Gu with a ruzi's unspeakable look, sighed, and said, "Guan Gu, you are so obedient. I ask you Guan Gu, what are you going to have a morning jog?"
Guan Gu repeated Youyou's reason in Youyou's tone: "This is for the sake of the perfect happiness of the family and reduce the divorce rate of the country."
Xia Yu shook his head and smiled and said, "You are the lines of Aunt Bai from the street office. There are not so many twists and turns in the morning jogging. He is just for exercise and responding to the country's national fitness strategy. You should know that this is the one that tests the political questions of the 2018 college entrance examination. The country has attached great importance to this aspect recently."
Guan Gu said oh, and said with some surprise: "But, Chinese football is still very bad. Ziqiao and I watched the game last time, we were not as good as our Japanese youth training team. But I heard that they didn't dare..."
"Okay, okay, stop. If the book continues, this book will be gone."
Xia Yu quickly changed the topic: "So, in order to respond to the call, come and join me quickly, e-sports."
"This is also considered, exercise?"
"Why can't you forget it?" Xia Yu said naturally: "And this is much more useful than simple legs. E-sports can speed up the operability of your hands and make it faster and more refreshing when you use it normally. At the same time, it can also exercise your brain, allowing you to pay attention to micro-working while being passionate and congested. More importantly, you also exercise your ventricular skills when you spray your teammates, which is most useful for maintaining a family success."
Let’s talk about it…………
Xia Yu whispered in Guan Gu's ear: "Do you really want to go for a morning run? Playing games... Isn't it fragrant with e-sports?"
Guan Gu nodded with a blushing face and said, "It seems that it really makes sense."
"Now, at this moment, I seem to go, put on my gear, the last samurai."
Xia Yu leaned heavily on Guan Gu with the headphone handle and smiled and said, "Abide by the call of my heart and Mario's call, come and fight Guan Gu."
Guan Gu sensitively captured the words in Xia Yu's words, looked at Mario, a fantasy partner standing next to him, and asked Xia Yu again: "Mario?"
Meeting Xia Yu's eyes, confirming that he was indeed telling the truth rather than talking nonsense. Guan Gu was so scared that he hugged Mario next to him: "Oh my god!! Xia, Xia Yu, how did you see Mario?!"
Xia Yu smiled and shook his head. How could he see it?
It's just that I just read the script, so I know that you have a fantasy partner Mario around you.
It is impossible to see it. At most, I saw Guan Gu hugging the air beside him like a pillar.
From this point of view, Guan Gu’s waist is still good.
This kind of action can be maintained without falling.
"I guessed." Xia Yu responded casually.
But Wang Dachui never expected that this made Guan Gu's expression even more tragic.
"Xia Yu, you were born to cheat. How did you guess this!"
Guan Gu looked at Xia Yu with three points of fear and seven points of worship: "Is this the choice of the Stone of Destiny?"
"The Gate of Destiny Stone chose you, and now I will accompany me to e-sports."
Xia Yu took out the game controller from the drawer and handed it to the 'Mario' whom Guan Gu was holding and asked, "Does Mario come to play?"
Mario waved his hand and said, "I don't need it, just arrange a role for me."
Xia Yu looked at Guan Gu, and Guan Gu retelled Mario's words in the original text.
"OK, then Guan Gu, come and fight."
"Yoxi! Let you see my strength!!"
Two hours later, Xia Yu and Guan Gu came out of the game room with a big head.
This morning exercise was quite exciting and passionate.
If the Japanese cartoonists could come and draw this picture, they would definitely draw pictures of Naruto and Sasuke, Xiaojie and Qi, Atsushi and Pikachu, Taichi and Ahwa, Lelouch and Suzaku...
【Hey, is there something strange insane?】
"You're finally over?"
Outside the door, Yifei Youyou and Yu Mo staged a scene of catching the traitor.
Youyou asked with a kind smile: "Are you happy to have fun?"
Of course, this kind of gaze is aimed at Guan Gu's. Xia Yu, who is taken care of by Yu Mo.
Guan Gu was shocked by Youyou's vision and his legs were a little weak, but he remembered the passion just now, coupled with the encouragement of Mario's friend next to him, and he plucked up his courage and said to Youyou: "Youyou, I think it's better for us to leave some independent space for ourselves."
Youyou's eyes froze.
"Yo, Guan Gu, when did you learn this trick from Xia Yu?"
Yu Mo reached out and pinched Xia Yu's face, punishing: "It's okay if you are bad, why do you teach Guan Gu to ruin it?"
"I swear we did nothing."
Xia Yu said: "Guan Gu and I only played two hours of game, and there was a third party next to us."
"What!!! Third party!!!"
Guan Gu hurriedly explained: "It's my friend, his name is Mario. He is the one who helps you unlock the lock in the story of Assassination Mr. Yi." Seeing Youyou look puzzled, obviously she has never heard of it, Guan Gu added a setting later.
Yu Mo asked, "Mario, the plumber who picks mushrooms?"
"Hi!" Guan Gu explained: "Just like Nobita's friend is called Doctor Cat, and Xiaozhi's friend is called Pikachu. When we were young, we Japanese always had a fantasy partner. They can play with me, chat about my worries, and..."
"Stop! The parallelism can be skipped, and we are not talking about fantasy partners now."
Yu Mo said, "Didn't you say you want to go for a morning jog? Are you doing it in the room?"
Xia Yu shook his hand, with a little tangled face, but he still said calmly: "We have changed our sports style and play e-sports."
Yifei frowned and asked, "Then Xia Yu, have you gone to a morning jog a few days ago?"
"Of course there is." Xia Yu nodded and said, "But I ran away today's share yesterday, so I can take a break today."
"..." Yifei rolled her eyes and said, "Isn't it just fishing for three days and running the net for two days? It's so magnificent. If you really can't do it, just hand Guan Gu to me."
Guan Gu shook his head crazy.
However, this matter was no longer decided by Guan Gu. Xia Yu could not help either. If he spoke at this time, maybe Xia Yu would be pulled over by Yu Mo to run with Yifei in the morning.
[Xia Yu: I'm sorry, Guan Gusang.]
Youyou directly ordered: "It's settled, Sister Yifei, please trouble you."
"No trouble!"
Yifei glanced at Guan Gu and said, "Tomorrow at 6 o'clock, the small garden downstairs. If you are late, the training volume will be doubled!"
"Ah, ahhhhhhhhh!"
Guan Gu looked at Xia Yu for help, but Xia Yu looked at the sky through the window forty-five degrees.
Chapter completed!