Chapter 307 Morning Exercise
It was not until he went upstairs that Guan Gu realized what Xia Yu had just told him. Hanhan nodded: "It sounds very reasonable."
Xia Yu shook his head and smiled, "Oh, the bed and quilt are really the source of all evil."
"That's it!!"
Guan Gu nodded repeatedly. He didn't want to go to a morning jog.
It’s just a talk, but whether you want to run away depends on his wishes. He is a warrior man! How could he listen to the women at home!!
He said with his eyes: "Spring is over and summer is over, and Shanghai's latitude is not high."
To put it bluntly: Are you covering a quilt in summer? You are so fucking genius.
"You have to wash your own quilt, I won't help you."
In other words: if you don’t go for morning jogging and exercise, you can sweat in the bed and don’t have to exercise. If you cover yourself with a quilt on hot days, you must say it’s so good.
threaten.
**Naked threat!
It’s obviously early spring now and the weather is not very hot.
But Guan Gu was sweating profusely: "That, Youyou. I..."
While speaking, Guan Gu gave Xia Yu a crazy wink.
[Guan Gu: Xia Yu, you must save me this time!]
The four of them opened the door and walked into 3602. Yifei and Teacher Zeng were still alone here for some reason.
"Wow, who did I see in the same shot?"
Xia Yu shouted, and then said to Yifei: "Yifei, Guan Gu wants to go for a morning jog, what do you think?"
Yifei said angrily: "If you don't give me some advice, why do you want me to give it?"
Xia Yu waved his hand and smiled and said, "Stop funny, when did I go to the morning jog? Haha, hehe, it is impossible to run in the morning. After asking your claws in college, it is impossible to run in the morning again."
"Hmph!! No one can deceive me, Hu Yifei!"
Yifei wrapped her hands around her chest, looking very profound as if she had seen through everything, and said, "You underestimate the power of the people too much."
"I swear I have never underestimated the power of the masses."
Xia Yu raised four fingers: "The best evidence is that my junior and high school political scores have always been above 80, and only a few times lower than 60."
“???”
Yifei, who taught and taught ideological and political education, was stunned, and everyone who had come from junior and senior high school in China was stunned.
"Politics? Xia Yu, are you sure you didn't say the wrong subject?" Teacher Zeng said in surprise: "Every Chinese knows that politics is simple, but it is difficult to have ones above 80 or below 60."
"How did I know how to pinch it? Maybe I am a man who is born to cheat."
Xia Yu shrugged and said, "Anyway, my politics is often over 80."
"Then you are a very precious variety." Yifei said: "You know, politics is often 80. Either grandpa was a red-font scout when he was nine years old, or grandma was a red-font Scout. If politics can be tested 90, then both must be possible. We must have this gene."
Youyou asked curiously: "What are your grandfather and grandma doing, that sister Yifei?"
"My grandfather once raised seven gourds." Yifei said: "My grandmother did nothing, but my great-grandmother once assassinated a traitor named Mr. Yi and blew up his headquarters. Not only did she cause a wave of women's popularity at that time, but she also contributed to the 2010 Shanghai World Expo!"
"How come this story sounds so familiar?" "It seems that my great-grandmother also told a story about Mr. Yi." "My great-grandfather also has it..."
Guan Gu asked Yifei: "Why is it difficult for Yifei to take the political exam below 60 points?"
Yifei replied casually: "Because those who are less than 40 will be taken to death."
!!!DUANGDUANGDUANGDUANG!!!
Guan Gu's whole expression suddenly became extremely tragic, turtle! Mouse: "Ah!! Kasan, help me!! I have a very poor social subject in high school, and I often get under 40% of the exam! Help Youyou!! I will be shot if I haven't been squeezed to death by Youyou!!"
Zi Qiao said: "Dang Guan Gu, you took the exam from Japan, which is different from us. The lower the score you get, the less dangerous you are in China."
"Yes, is that? That's great..."
After Guan Gu said that, he gradually passed his worries and signaled to Xia Yu crazy.
[Guan Gu: Brother! You must remember you and remember the great mission of saving me!!]
Xia Yu said oh, and asked Yifei: "How do you know that I'm actually learning secretly and want to be awesome at the end of the period... Ah, no, Yifei, how do you know that I'm running secretly?"
"That's such a big man, are you blinded by those old men who practice Tai Chi?"
Yifei said, "When I passed by, those old men told me about your gossip."
"……………………………” Xia Yujin was speechless: “Have these old men followed the aunties who danced square dance for too long? This kind of gossip is spread."
Guan Gu looked at Xia Yu in shock. At this moment, Xia Yu seemed to be the woman in the temptation of returning to the village in Guan Gu's eyes, and Guan Gu instantly became Pinru: "How can you use Pinru's things!"
Xia Yu smiled and said, "Guan Gu, stop struggling. Really, boys need exercise, and men need exercise even more."
"Yes, Guan Guan. For our happiness, you must exercise well."
Youyou looked at Guan Gu seriously and said, "Xia Yu and Yifei, they can take you to run in the morning."
Xia Yu smiled thiefly and gave Guan Gu a free question: "Guan Gu, between me and Yifei, you can only choose one of your coaches, who do you choose?"
Guan Gu chose without hesitation; "That's all I need to say, of course I choose you. I'm just a man. I think Yifei is not suitable for me."
"Ah hahahaha!" Teacher Zeng smiled and said, "Guan Gu, you said it straight from the bottom of your heart! Youyou won't underestimate you!"
Youyou didn't say anything about Guan Gu and said to Xia Yu: "Okay. Xia Yu, you have to watch Guan Gu, and you are yourself."
"Ok, no problem."
Meeting Guan Gu's eyes, Xia Yu smiled devilly.
The next morning, 5:30.
Guan Gu was woken up by the human alarm clock Tang Youyou early in the morning and came to 3603 to wake the master up.
Xia Yu told him yesterday that he usually gets up at six o'clock and starts exercising.
"Xia Yu! Xia Yu! Xia Yu!!"
Guan Gu knocked heavily on Xia Yu's door.
"Shh!" Xia Yu rushed out of the game room, controlled Guan Gu for a second and dragged him into the game room.
"Guan Gu, you're here. I'm worried that I'm too early to get up, it's too boring to play games with me. Don't be too noisy, I'll feel uncomfortable if I wake up Yu Mo."
Xia Yu said as he put on full arms for Guan Gu, and equipped Guan Gu with the game headphones and game controllers.
Chapter completed!