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Chapter 204 Story Solitaire Assassination Mr. Yi 1

3601, Zhang Wei was watching the spy movie with a depressed face.

Teacher Zeng walked in wearing a giraffe pajamas: "Oh, I'm going, it's a hell today. I'll just plug the toilet, but I'm still disconnected from the internet."

Zhang Wei seemed to have not heard about Teacher Zeng's movements, and he focused on spy movies for thirty years.

Teacher Zeng gently touched Zhang Wei's shoulder and asked, "Zhang Wei, is your network broken down here?"

"Don't mention the Internet to me, I'll quit."

Zhang Wei took a sip of milk muffled.

Yifei walked out of her room, shook her head poetically, and said to Zhang Wei: "Zhang Wei, it's hidden. I have seen more than 500 victims signed on your homepage."

Zhang Wei took another sip of milk and said, "I don't want to comment, justice is in the hearts of the people."

Youyou walked out and said to Teacher Zeng with a depressed face: "Teacher Zeng, do you have the Internet there?"

Teacher Zeng replied: "No, the computer has no internet, the bird has no wings, and the Wukong has no golden cudgel."

"Yes, I just played a small game on Zhang Wei's homepage. If it was a woman, I slapped him a hundred times in the face. I'm about to get the highest score!" Youyou said, "The person who blocked me was a guy named Tang Seng Shaved Hair and Ai Piaorou. I don't know who it was, so it widened the gap with the second place twenty! I slapped all night and chased him, and the last few were far behind. Unfortunately, the Internet was cut off..."

"Tang Monk likes to wash his hair?" Teacher Zeng rubbed his chin and said in confusion: "Why does this name sound so familiar?"

Xia Yu and Yu Mo pushed open the door and walked in. The former answered Teacher Zeng’s question: “This is Zhanbo’s online name id.”

Youyou said in confusion: "Zhanbo, why is he a man on this website?"

"Youyou, you have to be calm about this matter. Zhan Bo's gender has always been a mystery." Meijia said: "Even the relationship between Yifei and Zhan Boding is siblings, not siblings, which shows that it is obvious."

"Oh, why bother men to make things difficult for men? He beat Zhang Wei so hard and so hard, he is more powerful than a woman." Xia Yu said: "It's just as good as Director Jiang on Chicken Island."

"Hey! I said you guys really believe that Zhang Wei is me?!!"

Zhang Wei saw that several people were talking about beating Zhang Wei and Zhang Wei, and he couldn't listen: "At least, if you know that this is Zi Qiao's good thing!"

Yifei supported the back of the sofa with one hand and said to Zhang Wei: "Don't be humble Zhang Wei, now you have more than one million names on Baidu. Come on, you will surpass edison!"

"That's because my name is popular, so there are so many OK?" Zhang Wei said excitedly: "You will have 99 names on Baidu Encyclopedia!" [ps: This is true, I have searched.]

Yifei said: "So when I searched for the second time, I specially used Zhang Wei bastard as the keyword, and found more than two million."

Zhang Wei was so angry that he didn't want to argue, saying that he was fair and free: "Damn! Boring!"

These two words of Zhang Wei resonated with everyone present.

Youyou sat on the sofa and said, "I can't find any words to describe my current mood except boredom."

"No matter how bored you are, you are not as good as Zhang Wei. You are actually watching the disc!"

Yifei picked up the disc box on the desktop, glanced at the title and release time of the film, and said in surprise: "It's still such an old film."

"Or why, let's watch together." Youyou suggested: "The internet is cut off anyway."

Teacher Zeng expressed his ugly refusal: "I won't watch it. I've watched this movie, it's smelly and long!"

Yifei said: "I don't even watch it. In the past, except for the original text of this chapter and the comments, other things, such as movies and movie reviews, are better than movies."

Yu Mo said: "I don't watch it either. I never watch these gunfight movies. I would rather watch costume dramas."

Xia Yu directly exposed the tire: "Can this be compared? The costume dramas you watch are all harem wits dramas, not war dramas."

"Do you care about me!"

Two hours later.

"Ah! This movie is finally over!!"

Xia Yu held his cheek and said depressedly: "As a result, humans cannot escape the true fragrance theorem of humans."

Yifei saw Zhang Wei picking up the remote control again, and she felt that Zhang Wei might have to do something terrifying: "What are you doing?"

"I don't want to go anywhere before I restore my reputation, I want to see it again!"

Everyone immediately reached out and held Zhang Wei's sinister hand that wanted to commit crime: "Don't you go!" "I thank you all for your whole family!"

The Internet was still not accessible in the past two hours, so the one I just did was everyone watching this movie twice.

Yifei said, "Even if you want to watch it, please change it? Brother Wei!"

"I have three more movies here, 'killing spies!''killing traitors!' and 'killing dogs!'. Which movie you choose."

Looking at the three discs Zhang Wei picked up, everyone was speechless.

Meijia was speechless and had a headache, covering her forehead and asked, "Zhang Wei, when did you have the preference to watch spy movies?"

Teacher Zeng smiled and said, "You can't say that Mijia. In fact, spy movies are very good and useful to escape reality!"

Yifei held out her hands and said, "I don't understand, how big a group of progressive young people assassinated a traitor? Are you tired of filming a two-hour movie? Kill a traitor, it will be done in half an hour at most!"

"The traitors are protected by many Japanese people, and they are indispensable intelligence resources after all." Yu Mo said: "Like the movie just now, the plot also involves the protagonist's emotional scenes, and it took twenty minutes to tell the plot of his nine-year-old grandpa Zeng being killed."

Yifei said disdainfully: "Tsk! The story I want to tell you is not like this. This is the real story of my great-grandmother!"

"Hey, sister Yifei, then tell us!" "That's right, it must be much more interesting than killing spies and traitors!" "I'm very curious!"

"The real story of great-grandmother?" Yu Mo said in confusion: "Why have I never heard you say it?"

Yifei asked back, "We have never talked about this topic, why did I tell you?"

Yu Mo curled a corner of his mouth slightly and smiled, "No, if you could brag like this, you would have said it long ago."

"Shh!" Xia Yu saw that Yifei's forehead was full of veins, and quickly stopped Yu Mo's behavior of burning Chibi: "What are you talking nonsense?"

Yu Mo smiled faintly, put aside his eyes and looked at Yifei, and took a sip of water.
Chapter completed!
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