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Chapter 203 3 Do not slip, Zhang Wei is an asshole(1/2)

A bar that hasn't been online for a long time.

Zi Qiao touched Xia Yu with the wine bottle, pointed to a beautiful woman on the bar not far away, and said, "Xia Yu, make a bet, do you believe I can get the phone number of that beautiful woman?"

Xia Yu rolled his eyes and said, "Is it difficult for you to get a beautiful girl call? Unless the difficulty is comparable to that of Guan Gu and Youyou, I won't make this bet with you."

Since Youyou and Guan Gu were together last week, the two have been like sticky skin.

However, this also gave everyone in Love Apartment a good opportunity to gossip.

Ziqiao and Xiaohei are already in the living rooms of 3602 and 3601, and the rooms of the two are filled with various surveillance cameras.

But last time I accidentally exposed my feet. Now the surveillance camera has been removed by Guan Gu and Youyou.

Zi Qiao said, "It's a coincidence that the difficulty is really so great. That woman is the girl I've used to be."

Xia Yu asked in confusion: "You still remember what you have been soaked in? Aren't you the only one who remembers the new girl Zizhi and Mijia who have not obtained it?"

"I've heard from me, I haven't gotten into this girl."

Zi Qiao sighed and said, "Sure enough, Zhang Wei's name is really bad. I still have to use Zhan Bo's name when I look back."

Xia Yu said speechlessly: "You are using someone else's name again. If I let me know when you use my name, you will be dead."

"Hey Xia Yu!"

As soon as Xia Yu finished speaking, a girl took the initiative to hook up with Ziqiao: "I haven't seen you for many days, you're so bearded."

Zi Qiao immediately broke out in a cold sweat.

Xia Yu glared at Ziqiao with a murderous look, turned to the girl and said, "That's right, Xia Yu accepts my Yuanyin nourishment from Lu Ziqiao every day. Can male hormones in his body grow without injecting chicken blood and promote the growth of beards?"

The girl was struck by lightning, and she couldn't even maintain the style of the third dimension, and she was shocked by the second dimension!

"You, you guys!! Hey!!"

Zi Qiao maintained a stiff smile for three seconds.

"Hey!!" Zi Qiao pushed Xia Yu angrily and said angrily: "What's wrong with you?! If it's spread, how can I be so busy with Lu Xiaobu?!"

Xia Yu shrugged and said, "Anyway, I have always had a good reputation in the world, so your words may not be true."

"I'm provoking (fucking the food)."

Zi Qiao angrily gave Xia Yu a middle finger, and Xia Yu smiled and said, "How did you fail to use Zhang Wei's name? Tell me."

"I went to a nearby university a few days ago to chat with me." Ziqiao said: "I set up a stall there, picked up girls and part-time fortune telling, and then got the phone number and QQ of twenty-four girls."

Xia Yu said with a normal expression: "Oh, this is great, Zi Qiao, you can set up 6 tables of mahjong."

For Ziqiao, twenty-four at a time is also a good record, but it is definitely not the best record.

Not to mention Ziqiao's past, there was an excellent record of chatting with 9981 girls. It was said that Ziqiao would definitely have better results in the future.

If others don’t believe it, at least Xia Yu and Mika believe it deeply. Although Mika is not willing to admit it.

"What's the use of forming mahjong? These twenty-four girls are all from the same department!"

Zi Qiao Yichuan said a Sichuan dialect before turning back to the Mandarin channel: "So they chatted about me in the group in private, and then they got angry, and then I was in a tragedy."

"Shakespeare's tragedy."

Xia Yu shook his head and said.

"Look, see how I made this drama a comedy of Copernicus."

After Zi Qiao said that, she turned around and walked towards the girl he just mentioned.

Xia Yu laughed twice and looked at Ziqiao and the girl in the distance.

"Sorry, sir."

A woman with a Yamato accent came up and said to Xia Yu: "Is there any question, do you know how to get to Aisen's apartment?"

"Aisen Apartment? Oh, not far away, just walk out of the bar and walk to the left."

"Okay, thank you."

Yamato female turned around, grabbed the handle of the stroller she carried with her, and pushed the stroller out of the bar.

Xia Yu glanced at the baby in the stroller and knew roughly who this Yamato woman was.

The woman in the original work, Qiao Lie went to the love apartment and deliberately left the baby in 3602, hoping to make the father in 3602 take responsibility.

But the father she was looking for was in Aisen Apartment, not in Aisen Apartment, so naturally he couldn't find it.

"... So, I'm destroying the plot."

After realizing it, I realized that the woman was the Yamato woman in the original work. Emmmmmm……

"Forget it, just treat it as a friendly guide and accumulate virtue."

Yamato women had just left a long time, and Yumo came here and passed by Yamato women.

"Hey. What's wrong with you?"

Seeing Yu Mo's expression on the face of East Asia's jealous king, Xia Yu quickly said, "She just asked me for a way, we didn't do anything!"

"she?"

Yu Mo followed Xia Yu's eyes and glanced at the Yamato woman behind him, and teased, "Oh, it's so fast, even his son. Then leave his wife and son?"

But this joke is obviously too exaggerated, and it is difficult to believe it: "Where are you thinking about it?"

Yu Mo asked the bartender for a cocktail and said, "I didn't expect anything. I was just thinking, when did you make it with Ziqiao?"

“…………”

Xia Yu was speechless. Yu Mo knew what he had done a few minutes ago now.

Is it so fast? It’s really not to underestimate the potential of human beings.

"It's just a joke."

Xia Yu waved his hand and waved the topic away.

Yu Mo took a sip of the cocktail and asked, "Dear, what would you do if I suddenly disappeared?"

Xia Yu asked with a smile: "In what sense does it disappear? Did you choose to play hide-and-seek with me, or did you get kidnapped?"

He remembered that the reason why Yu Mo moved to Love Apartment in the original work was to play hide-and-seek with Richard.

Yu Mo's little face turned slightly red... This guy.

"It's not these two types, for example, a little ghost came out of a black hole and grabbed me into the black hole. You can't find this."

Xia Yu smiled and said, "This kind of disappearing solution can be written into a fantasy of millions of words. When the heroine is finally rescued, the hero will say to her with a very expression, "I'm sorry, during this long process, I really can't stand the impulse of the young people, and it's already **. And there are already several, and I can't do anything about it. I'm too excellent, they are all chasing me. One of them said, "My life is hers, I'll ask her first if I want to kill me." Don't worry, you can still be a concubine'."

After saying that, towards Yu Mo who was confused by this long list, Xia Yu picked up Yu Mo's chin and smiled: "Do you want to disappear, and then when you come back, you are a heroine with no sense of existence? You are not the main palace, you can only be a concubine."

"You dare!!"

Xia Yu said innocently: "If it takes tens of thousands of years to save you, can you bear to let me use it with my hands for tens of thousands of years?"

"You chopped your hands up once and for all."

After a few arguments, Yu Mo also realized that he had been completely fooled.

He glared at Xia Yu and turned his head to concentrate on reading fashion magazines.

At this time, Yifei ran over and picked up Yu Mo's cocktail and sipped it.

After putting down the cocktail, half of the cocktail was lost.

Yu Mo said depressedly: "Thank you very much for Yifei."

Yifei shouted angrily: "Damn it! If you don't make decisions for the people, you might as well go home and sell pork!"

Xia Yu nodded and said, "It's really OK to sell pork. By 9012, you will definitely make a big profit."

Yu Mo asked, "Which official has provoked you again?"

"Zeng Xiaoxian! I always thought he was the number between 1 and 3, but I didn't expect that he was still a combination of 1 and 3!"

Yifei glared at her eyes and scared the bartender in front of her away: "The next door expanded the zenith without authorization, and it was almost put on the crosswalk! This guy is still calling himself the vice chairman of the Household Committee! I went to the door with him to give advice, and his elbow was even turning outward! I would forget it if I didn't help me, but I came to blame me!"

As he was talking, Teacher Zeng came over and said, "Hey, why are you leaving? The matter has not been dealt with yet."

Yifei pointed at Teacher Zeng's nose and scolded: "Haha, come on, I plan to write to the United Nations and their work efficiency is better than you!"

Teacher Zeng said, "Can't you speak well? They didn't say they wouldn't accept the rectification. You're okay, as soon as you go up, they kicked their iron door into a c-shaped shape! Now they can't get out if they want to solve it!!"

"We have been to the door three times today! Vice Chairman Zeng will only say: consultation, mediation and mediation"

Yifei learned about Teacher Zeng's image as a good man at least eight points.

Xia Yu and Yu Mo were able to fully imagine the scene of Teacher Zeng talking to others with a smile on his face.

Yifei shook her arms and said angrily: "When did you see them the previous two times? If it weren't for me today, the family wouldn't have met you!"

"I agree with this." Xia Yu said: "Just like the customers I met in the online store, it will only waste time when you talk to them well. It is better to let him order and ship the goods directly."

"It's right!" Yifei put his hands on his waist and said angrily: "This kind of pig-like teammate is simply slowing down the pace of the plot development for the author to make up the word count! If I were to be so angry about this kind of illegal construction without public morality, I would have just blown up! Anyway, the World Expo will be held in 2010, and it will be moved sooner or later here!"

Teacher Zeng's chin almost fell to the ground: "I said you are sick, right? Or you are sick!"
To be continued...
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