Chapter 125 What the hell did the pangolin say?
Zi Qiao ran to a dark corner of 3602 to exercise.
3603 Zhong naturally focused on his box that Xia Yu had just moved into the suite.
"Xia Yu, what's in your box?"
Hum? Is there a Bagua energy from the Bagua realm?!
Xia Yu's hands immediately covered the box, and the gossip from everyone was almost roasting his hands.
Looking at the fanatical sight of everyone, Xia Yu knew that he would not be able to end up well without a good explanation.
The eyes rolled up quickly with my brain, thinking about how to avoid exposing the contents in this box and have a good ending.
"If you want to know what is in this box, you have to answer me a question first. If anyone answers it, I will let anyone see it."
Zhang Wei became proud as soon as he heard this: "Hehe, intelligence Q&A? Brain teasers? I'm good at this! Come on!"
Xia Yu looked at Zhang Wei with doubt: "Zhang Wei, are you sure you are good at this subject?"
In the original work, you were won by Yifei and you didn't even have any scum left.
Zhang Wei lifted his hair very angrily and said with a smile: "Of course! I did an intelligence test when I was in an orphanage. The teacher said that if my intelligence was reduced by forty, it would be barely defined as smart."
Xia Yu thought for a while and said, "I really want to know how your high school Chinese teacher defines your intelligence."
Zhang Wei's face turned stiff.
Looking at this expression, everyone knows that Zhang Wei's awesome Chinese teacher's evaluation of Zhang Wei is obviously not as high as that of the orphanage teacher.
What is more likely is that Zhang Wei is still a black-faced image in the heart of that awesome Chinese teacher.
Zhang Wei said stubbornly: "She, her evaluation of me is: I am the most worry-free student she has ever taught."
However, Yu Mo and Teacher Zeng did not think that this evaluation was a very negative evaluation, nor did they think that Zhang Wei had to say this sentence in a bad mood.
"I think this evaluation is very good." "Well, Zhang Wei, don't ask for it so high, okay?"
After receiving praise from Yu Mo and Teacher Zeng, Zhang Wei also laughed: "Yes, yes. This is a good review."
[Zhang Wei: In fact, I omitted the first half of the sentence. A year ago, when our high school classmates gathered, our Chinese teacher also came. As we chatted, everyone talked about the issue of premature love in the class that year.
The teacher said to me earnestly: Zhang Wei, there were many problems with early love in the class back then, but the one who made the teacher worry the most was you.]
Because he was very guilty and nervous, Zhang Wei unconsciously picked up the water cup containing milk on the table and put the milk into his mouth.
The more Xia Yu looked at Zhang Wei's nervous expression, the more he felt that something was wrong and that was too wrong!
Intuition tells Xia Yu that Zhang Wei must have hidden some prefix without saying it.
Xia Yu tentatively expressed his guess: "Zhang Wei, this worry-free thing shouldn't mean early love."
"puff!!!!!!"
[Big breast jug Zhang Wei activated the skill: Milk spray.]
Teacher Zeng, standing opposite Zhang Wei, was sprayed with milk on his face.
Teacher Zeng was stunned for three seconds while still standing there, and his hands kept catching the dripping milk.
Note: Teacher Zeng is a Virgo and has a very serious obsession with cleanliness.
"Ah! Zhang Wei!! I will definitely kill you when I come back!!!"
Teacher Zeng rushed into the toilet with a broken face, and then ran back to his room and picked up his clothes and wanted to take a shower.
"Damn! Lu Ziqiao, what are you doing inside!!! I want to take a shower!!!"
"Shit! I suddenly screamed, Teacher Zeng! I'm practicing the turtle breathing iron head!! You scared my brother!!"
---3603 here.
At this time, Zhang Wei had no intention of caring about how Teacher Zeng was and how he would be about how Teacher Zeng would be in the future.
Because he was exposed to the black history, Zhang Wei was looking at Xia Yu in shock and said, "Xia Yu! Are you installing a wiretap and a sender on me?! You COS Conan!"
Zhang Wei reacted very much - Xia Yu got it right.
Xia Yu didn't expect that he had done the trick to the point, and said with a haha: "I guessed, I just guessed."
"I don't believe it! Where can you guess so accurately?!"
"Be confident Zhang Wei!!!" Xia Yu pressed Zhang Wei's shoulders heavily with both hands to hold down his manic movements.
Zhang Wei, who had not had too many blocks on the door, could not fight Xia Yu's strength and was pressed to move in place.
"confidence?"
"Yes, be confident in life!"
Xia Yu looked at Zhang Wei very seriously: "I tell you that people are enough to stand in the world because of confidence! Therefore, you must be confident and believe in yourself. In the eyes of others, you just can't have early love!
Because you really can't do it yourself!"
It's heartbreaking, I'm sorry!!
[Zhang Wei HP-12138.]
However, Xia Yu's poisonous tongue would not be so simple to finish. Zhang Wei could still vaguely hear what Xia Yu could say while catching blood.
"So Zhang Wei, it is precisely because of your confidence that you can persevere until now and complete your studies.
Because reading is your only way out, falling in love has no beginning!”
【Zhang Wei HP-14250.】
However, Zhang Wei felt that he could still reflect before his death: "You, you, you, you, what a cruel mouth! How could you say such a vulgar words! Stop talking! Shameless old thief!"
"Ha, Zhang Wei, if I were you, I would be in a position to shrink my head, try to eat and wear food, hide in the dark corners and gutters, and do things like flattery. Retreat quickly and kill you and I will be defamed."
This was not what Xia Yu said, but what Teacher Zeng, who failed to get the bathroom in 3602 and walked into 3603, wanted to take a shower.
Obviously, Teacher Zeng was very resentful when Zhang Wei squirted milk just now.
"puff!!"
Zhang Wei vomited three liters of blood and died!
Yu Mo saw that his two teammates were gone, and was shocked, but she still did not choose to leave the field. She looked at Xia Yu strongly: "Say! If you have any problems, just let the horse come over!"
Back to the topic, Xia Yu tightly covered the opening of his box and said to Yu Mo: "Hey, listen to me tell a story. Once upon a time, there was a little white rabbit. One day it dug up a very big carrot. When he happily moved the carrots to his house, a pangolin broke out on the way, and the pangolin snatched the carrot from the little white rabbit's mouth. The little white rabbit was very angry and said to the pangolin, "What are you doing!" The pangolin said a word and the little white rabbit immediately committed suicide. Guess what the pangolin said?"
Yu Mo thought about it and quickly came up with the answer: "I understand. The pangolin said, if you commit suicide, I will return the carrots to you."
"Puff, this is a zero-point answer."
Yumo·Zero points.
Zhang Wei supported the table, stood up barely, and said, "The pangolin took out the ownership proof of this carrot. The rabbit was guilty of food theft, which was to be shot in the animal court."
"This is the idiot's answer."
Zhang Wei Idiot.
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Next, Zhang Wei and Yu Mo said a few more.
Teacher Zeng, who walked out after taking a shower, also guessed one and was successfully named a fool.
Because the three of them were already brain-defeated, Yu Mo also brought Zhan Bo to become a brain-strength man from 3601.
Zhan Bo's answer: "The pangolin said, 'There are seven gourd babies behind me! You should have heard of them, the one who killed the snake spirit and the scorpion spirit! I have called them over, they are on the way. If you don't want to be smashed into meat pies, smashed into steel bodies, burned to death by fire, drowned in water, played invisible, put into the gourd, and received this endless torture, commit suicide as soon as possible'."
[Erwa, who can't attack, fainted from crying in the toilet.]
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Xia Yu was speechless and looked at Zhan Bo with a pity.
[Yu Mo·Zero Fen. Zhang Wei·Idiot.Teacher Zeng·Idiot.Zhan Bo·…]
"Forget it, let's not guess it! We won't look at the box anymore. Tell me what the pangolin said quickly!!"
After glanced at the determined expressions of everyone seeking knowledge, confirming that they really put their transfer power on the pangolin. Xia Yu coughed and said with a solemn look on his face:
"The pangolin said-
——
Chapter completed!