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Chapter 124 The modernization of martial arts is also very good 13233333

As soon as Teacher Zeng came in, he heard Xia Yuyu and Zhang Wei discussing the teacher’s teacher.

However, because the distance is far, Teacher Zeng did not hear the specific details clearly, and he thought the three of them were talking about him.

With a constipated expression, Teacher Zeng said, "Zhang Wei, Yu Mo, why are you so badly led by Xia Yu? Learn to poke people's backs behind you?"

Xia Yu held up his hands like a balance and said to Teacher Zeng: "Isn't it normal to complain about the weird teachers he has met in his sixteen years of study?"

"That's Mr. Zeng, I'll tell you, I..."

Zhang Wei then repeated his strange Chinese teacher to Teacher Zeng.

After hearing this, Teacher Zeng understood the situation and smiled and said, "Oh, you are complaining about your teacher. I thought you were talking about your life mentor."

"Life mentor?" Xia Yu vaguely guessed some inside information: "Are you talking about you Teacher Zeng?"

Teacher Zeng said confidently: "Well. I have played a major guiding role in your childbirth!"

Xia Yu ruthlessly passed by: "Teacher Zeng, you will be the life mentor? Your old corpse in the mountain village and the zombies in the ancient tomb are almost the same."

"you!!"

Teacher Zeng didn't know why he saw Yi Fei's shadow on Xia Yu. Both of them were good at slandering him!!!

Just like facing Hu Yifei, Teacher Zeng subconsciously changed the topic: "By the way, how are you looking for Hu Yifei's Christmas gift?"

When talking about the process of finding gifts, Yu Mo showed Teacher Zeng the look of killing.

Xia Yu chuckled and said, "Not very well. The Anti-Yi Fei Alliance is very long and has a long time, but it is a combination of eggs. The displacement is zero, the velocity is zero, and the acceleration is zero."

Yu Mo glared at Xia Yu with bloody eyes: "Tsk! Who told you that we didn't find anything!"

Zhang Wei said confused: "It's been one morning, have we found anything?"

The next second, Zhang Wei's words of death attracted Yu Mo's murderous eyes from Yifei, and he shut up from his heart.

Yu Mo said: "I didn't find our gift, but I found something good for Xia Yu."

Xia Yu was stunned and said slowly: "You mean, you found the gift Yifei gave me?"

"Maybe. I don't know if it's a gift, so I put it at the door of 3601, with the words 'lazy taro' written on it, it should be Xia Yu's."

Xia Yu was quite surprised. This plot cannot be combined with his script! How could Tang Youyou be like this if she is not here?!

Although Tang Youyou is not here now, Yu Mo shouldn’t have violated the script. Shouldn’t she find Teacher Zeng’s things?

Xia Yu thought about it carefully before remembering that when he helped Teacher Zeng move to 3602 in Chapter 6, the Beatles' HELP CDs and other things in the script seemed to have been given to Teacher Zeng by him.

The things in the script were made by Teacher Zeng kissed Yifei, then ran away, and accidentally left behind the equipment of 3601. Yifei sorted out and put them in a box with the words "Bitch Zeng".

"Oh, I'll go."

Xia Yu cursed himself inwardly. He was really stupid at that time. He didn't expect that these were important materials for the plot, so he actually handed those things to Teacher Zeng.

Yu Mo saw that Xia Yu suddenly became unhappy and asked with concern: "What's wrong with Xia Yu, why is his face so bad?"

"I'll go check out that box."

Xia Yu found an excuse to let him know. How do you explain this now?

However, Xia Yu forgot that everyone in Love Apartment has a common skill: gossip technique, brain-hiding video generation and sharing!

Zhang Wei first initiated the reasoning: "The lawyer speculated that I think it was Xia Yu's very private thing in that box, Yifei must have seen it."

Yu Mo asked, "What can you guys not see by others?"

Zhang Wei's dark face flushed, and he could not answer Yu Mo's question for a while.

Teacher Zeng said seriously: "How can you tell Yu Mo about this kind of thing? It's private, it...it's very private."

Ziqiao's head suddenly appeared from under the table and said with a wicked smile: "Maybe it's an 8G USB drive, and everything stored in it is full of seeds."

"ah!!!!!!!!"

Frightened by the sudden bubble, Yu Mo seemed to see Xiaoqiang, and subconsciously stepped on it.

[Yu Mo: I am a new generation of urban women... I can afford to fight cockroaches and fight hooligans!]

"ah!!!"

Zi Qiao, whose wounds on her face have not healed yet, was completely ruined now.

Zi Qiao looked at his face in the mirror with a sad face, and his eyes filled with grief and anger: "Yu Mo, how do you compensate me now! How can I date a girl on Christmas!!"

"You still said!" Yu Mo was scared by Zi Qiao just now, and he didn't feel in the least bit of a loss: "Why are you hiding under the table!"

"I'm practicing bone shrinkage."

Zi Qiao said seriously: "I will certainly complete this challenge when a man can stretch and shrink."

Zhang Wei said: "Zi Qiao, you have nothing to do after eating. Aren't you bet with Meijia to see who can get more people?"

"I'm flirting with girls." Ziqiao said: "I met a new girl online and posted photos with each other. The girl was very honest! During the online chat, she said she was a martial arts fan, so I told her that I could have the skills of bone shrinking in my ancestors! She immediately agreed to date me on Christmas."

Xia Yu walked in with the box in his arms and said to Zi Qiao: "Then don't talk about bone shrinkage. Lao Sha (online linkage chicken strip hot search: Poor Lao Sha.) Golden Bell Cover, the Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms, which one is not easy to pull?"

Teacher Zeng said, "Lao Sha? You mean that Lao Bai, what they know is the sunflower acupointing hand, not the golden bell cover!"

Zhang Wei smiled and said, "And aren't Pig Man's Eighteen Palms?"

"No matter whether it is the Golden Bell Cover or the Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palm, it will not be easy to perform!" Ziqiao said: "How do I play the Golden Bell Cover? She stabbed her with a knife. How do I play the Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palm? The palm is broken and the bone shrinking skills are better."

Teacher Zeng smiled dryly and said, "Bone shrinkage, haha, what if the girl in her family makes you become a nesting doll? Then you have to shrink it in circles, and Lu Xiaobu will become Lu Xiaobu."

Zi Qiao imagined the scene, so scared that she had goose bumps all over her body: "What should I do? The weak man will say, give me some ideas."

Xia Yu snorted and said, "I'll give you the easiest one. You can tell that girl that you are the reincarnation of Monkey King."

Ziqiao said, "You want me to show her that I jumped out of the stone?"

"This is also a reason, because the woman will not have a father-in-law and mother-in-law and a mother-in-law relationship. How great it is."

Xia Yu snapped his fingers and continued, "But more importantly, you are much better at performing Sun Wukong than what kind of bone shrinkage skills!"

Ziqiao's eyes lit up. He now wants an easy-to-show person. Then say hello to the girl and change his martial arts skills, and the effect is the same.

"How do I perform? Seventy-two transformation or golden eyes?"

Xia Yu smiled: "Look, let me tell me. You can try..."

Ziqiao soon discovered a blind spot: "Try it!! What I want is martial arts, and Sun Wuzi's magic does not belong to martial arts."

Xia Yu suggested very seriously: "Martial arts......What do you think of Tietou Kung?"

“This is good”

Xia Yu patted Ziqiao's shoulder heavily and said, "Go, brother, you must call me to report the good news."
Chapter completed!
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