"The hatch stopped!"

Hosts from TV channels around the world screamed so much, billions of viewers widened their eyes, and people in Central Park became even more restless.

Why? What happened?

Bang!

Everyone looked at it in surprise again, half of the hatch door suddenly flew out, hanging from the hatch and shaking...

Physicists have thought deeply that this should be the way to open the cabin door of this spacecraft! It will definitely involve some deep-level mechanical principles when it is opened.

Immediately afterwards, everyone saw some figure walking out of the hatch. It was aliens. They were out of the cabin!! Look, aliens...oh?uh??

There was a shocking cry in Central Park first, then it fell into an indescribable silence, just like being caught by my mother when I was on an adult website.

This is also true in the White House and on the Internet.

So what?

Biologists and anthropologists can't understand it. On the other side, there are three alien creatures standing at the hatch, with human figures, hands and feet, hair, eyebrows, two eyes, two ears, one nose, and one mouth... It seems that the difference between them and Homo sapiens is even smaller than that between Neanderthals and Homo sapiens.

People looked at the three aliens and many thoughts flashed by.

Are they humans? Impossible. Multiple galaxies have the same origin and ancestor? Like the Earthlings and Vulcans, Romulans, and Klingons in Star Trek? Or are they some kind of parasites? Like Goa'uld in Star Gate? Like "Strange Shape"?

Physicists thought deeply again that they should have come from a highly terrestrial planet! Almost identical environments lead to almost identical evolution.

"They look very much like us," said the NBC reporter foolishly. "Two men, one of whom was wrapped in something like gauze on his head, which was a helmet and a crown? I couldn't see clearly what he looked like. A woman, very beautiful, but flat-breasted. Oh, they jumped off the spaceship!"

Three aliens jumped and fell on the grass because most of the hull was trapped in a ditch, which was actually only half a meter high.

"They took the initiative to go to the contact team!"

People's calls came again, and the five teams stayed in place and did not dare to move around, but just watched the aliens coming nervously.

The linguist took a deep breath and it was time for her to go into battle. When both sides were not in language, the best way to communicate was body language. She pointed at herself and around her, smiled, and said slowly: "We, humans, welcome, you."

Will alien language sound like it? Everyone pricked up their ears!

"Thank you." said the alien with his head wrapped in something.

The linguist was almost choked to death by this "thank you" and everyone was stunned. She asked in a daze: "Are you speaking English? Or do we sound English?"

"Of course I'm speaking English, or Mandarin is fine." Lin Fang touched his stomach, "I'm hungry, are there any delicious Chinese takeaways nearby?"

Dong Motong bow waved his hands to the people around him and said in English that had just Xiang Lin had just finished school: "Harrow, buy pears and starve to death, frozen Mo's tribute!"

Biologists, physicists, anthropologists, astronomers, and scientists from all over the world all feel that their IQ is not enough.

What she is saying is right? That is also English, right? Everyone looked at the linguist helplessly.

"..." Linguists have been injured by internal injuries.

"Who borrowed me a mobile phone to use?" Lin Fang saw many people holding up their mobile phones, so he walked over, "How are your mobile phones doing now?"

The audience watched the alien borrow a cell phone, asked the number of a nearby Chinese restaurant, dialed, and said, "Hey, three servings of fish-flavored eggplant bibimbap, don't have too spicy eggplant, and the rice should be too much. Is there any Qingdao beer? Come and send it to Central Park. Yes, where is the alien spacecraft landing."

"Is this a camera? Can you show it to me?" At the same time, Dong Mo Tonggong took a photo reporter's SLR camera, fiddled with it curiously, and took photos of the crowd, "Wow, my grandma also has a camera with this principle, which is said to be passed down by her grandma."

"Is there a zoo here? Are there pandas?" Wei Miao showed everyone a bendable screen with a picture of panda eating bamboo. "This? So cute, I want to see it with my own eyes?"

"What is Apple Payment? What is WeChat?" Lin Fang said on the phone, "I really don't have WeChat. If I don't lie to you, I will go back to Earth. I really don't!"

The faces of the masses gradually became trunk, and the scholars were so nervous that you should not go too far... What an alien is this!

"Shh!!!" Suddenly, boos and particularly sharp and harsh curses broke out in the park: "They are not aliens, fakes!" "A bunch of bastards!" "Damn pranks!"

The emotional people began to hit the blockade again, and the police struggled to maintain it, but they also wanted to rush up and beat the three people.

("Fake! Fake!" The White House, the President slapped his desk angrily and shouted to the officials: "That is China's conspiracy! China!"

Slap, the President's hand slid, and he slapped a red button on the table, and the officials screamed.)

"Please be quiet." Dong Mo Tonggong whispered loudly, "Listen to me, there is not much time left for the earth..."

Suddenly, there was a loud sound in the sky. People looked up and saw a team of F-22 fighter jets rushing towards them quickly. What are they doing? A row of missiles were launched! Before everyone could react, they saw the spacecraft shooting out several dazzling beams, Jiu, Jiu.

Then the whole world saw that a team of six F-22s representing the strongest fighter plane on Earth and the missiles they emitted were all hit by light beams and dragged into the ground blockade circle. Six pilots sat on ejected ejection seats, neatly...

"Dear everyone, I have controlled the enemies that attacked us. Do you want to turn them into powder?" Wuya cheered broadcast.

"Let me deal with it." Dong Mo Tonggong was helpless and said that the sudden arrival would cause chaos, so everyone should not misunderstand that they were bad people.

She pressed a bracelet on her left wrist on her left wrist, and a holographic remote-controlled spacecraft console suddenly appeared in front of her.

"We have no malice," she said to the people who were surprised around her. "If we were to hurt you, it would be easy, like this."

She paused on the holographic console with both hands, and the three F-22s were immediately pulled into the sky by the traction beam. The spacecraft's right explosion energy cannon shot out a burst of explosive energy, which accurately hit them. The fighter exploded with a bang, and all parts and materials cracked into powder, and did not hurt anyone when it fell.

After crushing three fighter jets, the cracking explosion energy castration has not diminished. Almost at the same time, a satellite in low-altitude orbit was unfortunately exploded.

People's exclamations were like tsunamis, and the pilots who lost their love planes almost fainted.

NBC reporter said tremblingly: "God, they are like children's toys! The dust is everywhere, it falls into my mouth. I'm eating F-22!"

"Or like this." Dongmo Tonggong continued to operate, and the remaining three F-22s were thrown into the sky. The spacecraft shot a missile and circled around the air for a long time. After fully demonstrating its maneuverability, it hit them and blew them in the air to the point where they were completely destroyed.

People finally began to feel fear, as if they realized that it would be easy for these aliens to kill them all...

"Do you understand, we are reasoning with you." Dong Motong showed a smile, friendly, kind and gentle smile.

The linguist staggered to the ground. Although everyone couldn't understand what she said, she was very clear about what she meant.

This spacecraft is about to invade the earth!

"Resistance is useless!" NBC reporter cried bitterly, "Yes, that's it, we're in trouble, weak humans!"

Wei Miao:("▔□▔)

Lin Fang: ╮(￣▽￣”)╭

What should I do? People hesitate to rush up? Or go back to grab the salt to guard the house?

At this stalemate, a urging voice sounded: "Who called the takeaway? Which is Mr. Lin? Your takeaway has arrived!"

"I'm here."

Soon, in full view of everyone, the Chinese delivery guy drove into the blockade circle with a little sheep, stopped in front of the spaceship, took three bags of lunch boxes, and gave Lin Fang a piece of beer to Lin Fang. Lin Fang asked the contact team to give money. The delivery guy rushed to the next stop. So what if the aliens came? It wasn't they going to make money to buy a house and get married.

"Let's go back to the boat to eat first." Lin Fang said to the contact team, unable to wait to open a can of beer and drink it. The taste of not expired is really unaccustomed to it.

Wei Miao was holding bags or two, and Dong Motong sniffed the fragrance of the rice, "Does it smell good?"

Humans watched the three aliens walk back to the spaceship with eager eyes.

For the next two hours, they passed by a calm and tense confrontation. During this period, the aliens only came out once. The two male aliens walked out of the hatch, pulled the suspended hatch door, and then glued them one after another with white tape. Then they returned to the spaceship from the other hatch door.

"Don't panic, we are good people, but we are not ready for the speech, so let's do it first, bye."

As this inexplicable broadcast sound fell, the spacecraft rose vertically incredibly, and indeed there was an anti-gravity device! Moreover, people did not hear noises like the roar of the engine, and there was no sign of being destroyed by waste heat and exhaust gas around them...

With a sound of Biu, the eagle-shaped spacecraft flew into the sky and left behind an infinite crowd of people.

The physicist finally ran out desperately and shouted: "Please tell me what's going on with Heisenberg's uncertainty principle? Is Copenhagen's interpretation correct? Can you super-light speed? What is a black hole? Is there a parallel universe? Is there a parallel universe where I married Scarlett Johnson!?"

"Take me with you! Please, take me with you!"
Chapter completed!