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Chapter 7 Shocked! Pandas can be seen in a restaurant?

It is understood that the world of lower civilizations is suddenly patronized by higher civilizations, and there are usually three groups: the adventist, the rebel and the rich.

The "rich man" has actually been seeking to make money before, but now he is seizing the latest business opportunities.

On Taobao, merchants rush to launch "Alien same style" uniforms, with three free shipping, and some even gifts of gauze, which immediately became popular. However, many buyers posted pictures to show how loose the clothes were worn and that they could not wear them.

There are also the same slippers, bracelets, etc., and countless restaurants have launched the same dish called "Fish-flavored eggplant bibimbap, don't be too spicy, and have more rice".

The next day, "alien concept stocks" soared, and a large group of companies were about to get involved, but the one that rose crazy was Qingdao Beer.

Even world giants like Apple and Microsoft want to get a share. Please note that the mobile phones borrowed by aliens are iPhone     9    Plus! Why don’t you borrow so many mobile phones, but you just borrow this one? That’s right, of course it’s because Apple phones are powerful!

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In the planetary atmosphere, spacecraft usually use sub-light pulse engines.

If the Shenyun can drive out its pulse power and circle the earth at full speed, it will only take less than a minute.

After a day after coming to Earth, Shenyun has traveled all over the planet, including seven continents, four oceans, north and south poles, and all of them have been visited.

The fork between the Penglai people and the Earthlings was at the end of the Qin Dynasty. At that time, a group of Chu people avoided the war and moved to a fertile and beautiful place. In fact, they went through a natural wormhole to a earth-like planet. Later, the wormhole collapsed and separated it.

Therefore, Penglai also inherits the history and culture of the pre-Qin period, but Dongmo Tonggong and Wei Miao cannot understand Chinese and cannot understand Mandarin! The Penglai people inherited the character Chu, while the Chinese characters were small seal script.

"I know, it's not that my handwriting is ugly, but that the text is different."

"Don't you know after reading these posts? It turns out that your handwriting is not written ugly, but very ugly."

Lin Fang took the two to an Internet cafe in Shanghai, connected to the Internet, and entered enough materials from various major earth languages ​​such as Chinese and English into their common translator. The two then stuffed this small chip back into their ears, and through the influence on brain waves, whether it was listening, watching, speaking or writing, it was fine.

In the known world of the Milky Way, only a very small number of languages ​​cannot be handled by a general translator, not including the Earth.

Then, three people, one row of three computers, each surfing the Internet, feeling hungry and thirsty.

"Damn!" Lin Fang stared at him. "One Piece" is not over yet, and it's been over 1,000 episodes! In recent years, many famous games, movies, TV series, and many novels have been published... He took a deep breath and was about to die suddenly.

"Wow!" Wei Miao searched for pandas and opened a video of a panda cub riding a Trojan horse: "I want to ride that little horse, ride a little horse to the end of the world~~~"

"Oh." Dong Motong plunged into Wikipedia, but due to an unsolved mystery of the universe, she quickly turned to Taobao. These shoes are good, this skirt looks good, the same uniform as aliens? It's popular, sometimes it's good to follow the trend, and it's not expensive...

Internet cafes are a place that is highly focused. Everyone is busy surfing the Internet, and no one notices them.

"Release your foot!" Occasionally, the aunt mopped the floor walked by, shouting at the three of them, and poked them with a mop.

The three of them raised their feet, but their eyes did not leave the screen.

"Everyone dressed like aliens." The aunt muttered disgustfully and walked away.

But not long after, a group of people rushed into the Internet cafe excitedly, "Over there!" "It's them!!" "Hello, we are from the Adventures!"

Why do others know that they are here? Because a spaceship hovered a few meters above the rooftop of the Internet cafe.

"The purpose of our Adventist Sect is to help you occupy the earth and destroy all the original species on the earth..." The Adventist Sect said excitedly.

"What?" Dong Mo Tonggong frowned, "Do you know the embarrassment of the species on earth? Almost extinction is only there, no new birth. It is still eliminated? Do you want the earth to have negative assets? Species diversity, transportation, infrastructure, culture, military, and economy, the earth urgently needs development!"

The man in glasses was stunned, "Well, aren't you three-body people..."

"Idiot, I am an earthling! The three-body man will arrive four hundred years later!" Lin Fang shouted, "And when they arrive, they will find that the earth has been..."

"Lalalalalala!" Dongmo Tonggong used a string of strange calls to cover up the truth in time. The demolition matter cannot be said.

"Let's go." Lin Fang stood up. When he hated the most about the sex, there was a man in glasses standing next to him.

Wei Miao turned off the panda video watching reluctantly: A group of panda cubs playing with the ball.

Ignoring how everyone was confused, the three of them left the Internet cafe, then went to the mobile phone store next to them to ask for three Apple phones, and were about to go back to the spaceship to get Wi-Fi to continue to spend the Internet.

(This Internet cafe was immediately blocked by the police. First, it was discovered that the boss provided a fake ID card to the customer, and second, it was necessary to obtain an alien's online browsing record.)

After the three of them returned to the main bridge of the spacecraft, they sat down on the sofa, and started to pound their phones. Of course, Lin Fang, the most familiar one, was not much different from the ones that were now, but they had more applications, higher camera pixels, and larger memory...

"Hey, it's actually artificial intelligence!" Lin Fang taught according to the instruction manual, pressed his phone and said, "Hello, Siri."

The phone jingled and a female voice came out: "Hello."

Dong Mo Tonggong, Wei Miao looked at him curiously, "Who is this?" "Siri?"

"Artificial intelligence, press this button first and say your words, and then Siri will answer you." Lin Fang taught them how to use it, and Dong Mo Tonggong was overjoyed: "It seems that I underestimated the technological level of the earth. There is artificial intelligence, and it has developed very quickly."

"Dear everyone, say hello to Siri for me." Wuya said happily.

Dongmo Tonggong pressed his phone and said, "Siri, I am Dongmo Tonggong, I'm lucky."

Ding, a female voice came from her phone: "This is a webpage related to 'weekend child labor'."

"???" Dong Mo Tonggong read it again: "Dong Mo Tonggong."

"This is a web page related to 'Dong Mu Gong'," Siri said.

At the same time, Wei Miao is also trying: "Siri, where can I see pandas?"

"I hope the following information will be helpful to you," Siri said, showing nearby "Foka Restaurant" restaurants, "Royal Barbecue" restaurants...

Wei Miao was shocked. Didn’t it say that the number of pandas is rare and it is a national treasure here?

Thinking of the arrival of the past, Lin Fang asked: "Has the movie "Three-Body Problem" come out?"

"I'm looking..." Siri said, "This is a webpage related to "Is the third-level movie coming out?"

Lin Fang looked silently, although this was not the answer he wanted, but this answer was also good.

"Dongmotong Bow!!" Dongmotong Bow shouted.

"Sorry, I can't find Du Mutong Gong in your address book." Siri said.

"Dear everyone, according to my analysis, Siri is the lowest level of intelligence. She just works according to the script she has written. She doesn't understand the meaning and can't think independently."

Dongmo Tonggong had no choice but to ask, "Siri, is that?"

"I think so," Siri said.

Dongmo Tonggong:( ̄ー ̄*

Is the strongest mobile phone on earth just like this? No. She said: "A Fang, as the earth is now, the comments of the Galaxy Alliance are likely to be 'a group of primitive people squatting in front of the cave and using their smart phones to buckle their feet.' The demolition compensation is definitely not 100 million Galaxy coins."

"No one of them can think of dismantling less than 100 billion." Lin Fang looked at the pictures on the screen of his mobile phone seriously.

"Work hard, there is hope for 100 billion! First of all, we must take over. Let's hold a global leader summit. Everyone will negotiate and issue a joint statement."

Global Leaders Summit? Lin Fang pondered for a half-second and decided to say, "Okay! We are divided into two groups, you two are responsible for taking over the work, I am responsible for going out to inspect the people's conditions. That's it." Before he finished speaking, he rushed to the stern of the ship. Soon, he drove out of the spaceship in a speed vehicle and flashed.

"..." Dong Motonggong's mouth twitched. He was the one who wanted to buy the earth. Now he was going to work, but he was slipping faster than anyone else!

At this time, Wei Miao suddenly looked up happily and said, "I have found out that there are many bears...cats... Do you know, Siri?" He quickly looked at his phone again.

"I don't know who your mother is," Siri said.

Dong Mo Tonggong wanted to beat someone up, "Wuya, how do I contact those earth leaders for a meeting?"

"Dear, we are checking." Wuya said happily, "The database shows that the highest leader of the earth is Lin Fang."

"Okay." Dong Mo Tonggong wanted to beat him up, as if the artificial intelligence on Earth was not much worse.
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