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Chapter 45: The Mind Wants to Be Quiet? Come to the Earth or the Moon

Everyone was surprised. Mao Dabao kicked over, but Lin Fang grabbed its tail. He swung it around and hit it on the ground, bang!

"Master Cat!" Xiaoyu was shocked. The reporters immediately surrounded him and took photos.

"What, Master Cat?" Lin Fang was puzzled.

Wei Miao looked at the group of young men and women walking towards him vigilantly. Is Mao Dabao planning something?

"That's right, I have established the Maomo Sect, they are all my disciples." Mao Dabao jumped up, "I hope they won't be the kind of guy who deceives his master and destroys his ancestors! I saved a guy in the woodshed and was the last thing I've done in my life."

"Yes, that guy chops the wood well." Lin Fang shouted, "You forced him to practice, and used him to fight black fist, and made a fortune by himself, and even gave him a bad nickname of 'radiation'!"

"Isn't 'radiation' handsome? It's dangerous and harmful. Don't get close to you! Xiaoyu, listen to this guy, this guy is cruel, and can even do 'that thing'! Don't believe anything he said, and those who believe it will wait for the kidney to be cut off!"

"'That thing' do you have no share? Why don't you go back to Penglai if you don't have a share?"

"I am the emperor of the Maoqiu Empire. The emperor guards the Maoqiu and the king's dead clan. Why do you have to go back to Penglai!"

Mao Dabao and Lin Fang quarreled, and then they fought together, forming a dust ball that was difficult to distinguish.

Xiaoyu, Wang Xiao and the others were shocked and powerful. Don’t look at this cat who grabbed his ears alone, he pulled his tail and seemed to be fighting. This kind of response and reaction of countering moves and vague spiritual collisions, he is worthy of being a master...

Crack, the reporters took photos around, and Wei Miao blocked them with both hands: "Don't take pictures, don't take pictures."

"Penglai?" Nasenfei discovered that the earthlings looked like the Penglai people, and these ancient cultural relics were also similar. It was fun. "What's going on?" she asked Wei Miao.

"It's a coincidence..." Wei Miaozhi said, "I don't understand such a thing, go and ask Tonggong."

On the other hand, Dongmo Tonggong took alien tourists to the museum, and looked at Pit No. 1 and Pit No. 2, so that they could enjoy more blessings. When they left the museum, many tourists bought one or two replicas of Terracotta Warriors and horses, and the rovers used the traction beam to suck onto the boat.

So the people saw a group of Terracotta Warriors flying into the sky, and related videos and pictures quickly spread on the Internet.

After a fierce battle, before the baby was caught, Mao Dabao had to lead the crowd back to Maoer Thorn City first.

Lin Fang and the others visited the Terracotta Warriors in the morning and the Great Wall in Beijing in the afternoon. In the evening, the tour group was about to return.

It was sunset in Baikal Spaceport, and a thousand tourists were preparing to board the ship. The children wanted to leave quickly, but many tourists were reluctant to leave.

"Tourist Guide Lin, Deputy Tour Guide Dongmo, I really want to thank you." A Zerg tourist held the hands of two people. He had forty-eight hands. "I have been depressed for a long time and I feel that I can't find the meaning of worming. I often want to jump into space and commit suicide. But this trip made me find myself, and I feel really alive."

Lin Fang nodded: "This is the harvest of travel." Harvest a brand new self buff, which lasts about a week, if it is good, half a month.

"Yeah, that's all right now." Dong Mo Tonggong smiled kindly, "Would you please go to Manyou.com to give us a rating? Look, we are live broadcasting, and people around the world are looking forward to your rating. We have also prepared a free gift for everyone, and they will be given away after the rating."

She clapped her palms, and a group of big guys pulled up several boxes of gifts, all of which were shiny small charity products (bought from Pinduoduo), with dolls, pillows, slippers, schoolbags... various.

"Okay, okay." "No problem, I'll give you a good review!" "It's so good to have a gift."

The reporters took photos and tourists actively took out Ansaibo's mobile phone or used other equipment to board Wanyou.com to rate the planet Earth. This tour group is registered, so their ratings will be marked as real evaluation!

Soon, holographic images of ratings emerged around, and Lin Fang and the other two watched closely.

"Before I left at Spaceport, I knew I would miss this beautiful planet. When you walk through the jungle of the primitive city here, you will understand what I said, the earth is a peaceful habitat left by this impetuous universe for our hearts." The depression Zerg tourist who found himself wrote, giving him a full score of 10 stars.

"The language is very simple, the environment is poor and backward, and the people have never seen the world, so they are always innocent and very friendly and enthusiastic. However, the prices are expensive, and it is really expensive. You can buy a piece of jade for 2ooo Galaxy coins. But I still recommend it here because the game project is very meaningful and can express my expectations. My children and I both benefit a lot." - A certain Kgegete parent tourist, with a full score of 10 stars.

"Ten Stars Recommended, Good Food! Especially the fruit durian, which tastes good and is chewy, it's not enough for me to eat a hundred pounds." - The beast tourist posted a short video, and he stuffed the whole unskinned durian into his mouth and started chewing it. Wei Miao, who also entered the mirror, looked durable.

"I have tasted a lot of firsts in my life, the first time I moved bricks, the first time I was traffic jam, and the first time I fought a landlord... They are all amazing, and I can only know if I experience it myself. There are also shortcomings. If you leave the spaceport here, you can't find the spacecraft berth. There are only three teleportation booths on the planet, which is really very backward."

"We must praise the tour guides, and introduced us to a lot of the customs and customs of the earth, and always serve us tirelessly..."

"A journey that I will never regret!"

Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Bing and Lin Fang all saw it, and their eyes couldn't help but open. There were more than 300 nine-star to ten-star reviews on Wanyou. The comprehensive score soared to 9.5 stars! The slander review of Lao Guichuang has been so sank that it has gone to nowhere.

9.5 stars! This is the perfect tourist planet, the kind that heals the soul, Shangri-La! Keke Xili! Xishuangbanna!

The revenue this week is only tens of millions. It turns out that there is really something to do when running a planet! Not to mention how much compensation will be in the future...

It's really... so good! I want to cry.

"Thank you everyone, come and send gifts!" Dong Mo Tonggong choked.

At this moment, the big guys smiled and sent gifts. The tourists were so moved that they took these exquisite earth crafts. Look at the farewell team of the earth's children waving the colorful ball and shouting, "Goodbye, welcome again!" Then look at the wet eyes of the two tour guides, and the tears of many tourists were flowing down in a daze.

What a great planet, what a great group of primitive people!

“We will come back next year.”

"Earth, thank you!"

After a sentimental farewell, Nasenfei, who was curled up to the whisper, took the tourists onto the spaceship. After confirming that there was no one left, she broadcast: "Earth, that's it, let's go, bye." Toran was calling her! She wouldn't come again without anything, the food was good, but there was no money to make money on this line.

"Goodbye, roaming," said Bebe, "I wish you a smooth return and a pleasant journey."

"Goodbye, goodbye!" Lin Fang shouted.

"Come again!" Dong Mo Tonggong shouted.

As the crowd waved and shouted, Wanderer No. 15388 floated out of the ground and suddenly rushed into space, forming a dazzling light and shadow.

As soon as the spaceship left, the children threw down the colorful balls and dispersed. Dong Mo Tonggong immediately took his cell phone and pressed it. Lin Fang and Wei Miao came over to see it.

[Total revenue: 35oo million Galaxy coins!!!]

"Oh." Dong Mo Tonggong murmured, there was no need to pay taxes, just a tour group, Baikal Spaceport made money back.

"Like Jack said." Lin Fang pulled a big boss to go out, "Employees are the first, customers are the second. Employees are happy, and the business is done well. Did you say that? So I have to pay 50,000 yuan as a dividend!" Wei Miao cheered in agreement. He really needed money to buy an Ansaibo mobile phone.

"Okay, 5oo,000 yuan in dividends, 3oo,000 yuan in exhibitions!" Dong Mo Tonggong has been interested in some clothes for a long time, "Ah, 2oo, I, 2oo,000 yuan, Ah, 1oo,000 yuan."

"Okay!!!" The three of them cheered.

The smiles of the big guys were frozen, so we...???

...

On the moon, in the vast quiet sea, physicists stared blankly at the distant earth.

He knew that the distance was about 384,000 kilometers, and the straight distance from Beijing to New York was about 19,000 kilometers. The normal walking distance for a person was about 6 kilometers per hour. When he walked back to the earth from here, he had to walk continuously for 64 ooo hours, that is, the sky, that is, 7.3 years.

But the spacesuit has less and less oxygen and nutrient air, and he doesn't know how long it can last, it must be less than 7.3 years, right?

Therefore, he could not walk back.

Suddenly, a huge spacecraft rushed out of the earth and flew towards the center of the Milky Way. It was Wanderer 15388.

The physicist thought for a while, turned to the Acepo Base Station box installed on the stone and shouted, "Is anyone there?? Help!"
Chapter completed!
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