Chapter 44 I have long said that they are cunning and cruel!
In the city of Cat Thorns, the Paris Tower still stands, but now it has a different vitality. In the grass in front of the Elysee Palace, the people from the Yuanlingxian Practice School lined up in a square position to stole horses and fist. Both teachers and students looked serious, like the headquarters of the World Association.
"Meow." Mao Dabao lazily lay on a big golden chair, holding a catnip in his mouth, watching everyone's exercise, "Cat Team."
Wang Xiao, Catherine, Xiaoyu, Osmon and others came here, and they were really convinced. They just stayed with Master Cat for half a month, and their cultivation level improved rapidly.
"Slowly, you have made progress too slowly, and your talent is wasted." Mao Dabao said unhappy.
They were stunned, is it still slow?
"It's really not possible without the Spiritual Guide Grass. But there are also treasures from the earth. There are many hidden places not far from us, and there are also..." Mao Dabao raised his beard and laughed mysteriously: "I also learned about this secret by chance, and those bastards don't know about it."
"Where?" Xiaoyu asked curiously.
"I'll take you around today."
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On the seventh day of the last day of the Earth, Nasenfei realized that she would lose money in minutes. The tourists had basically been emptied. How could they spend on the tourist boat when they returned? Besides, since Lin Fang and others did not arrange their own travel time, the spacecraft did not rent it.
"You're making too harsh money, give me a little bit," she said, "Or who dares to run away from this line in the future?"
So the seventh day of the project was carried by Rover No. 15388 to go to the attractions (you need to buy tickets). Those who don’t want to spend the money stayed at the Spaceport Farmhouse.
Nearly half of the tourists boarded the boat and arrived at the Qin Shihuang Terracotta Warriors and Horses Museum in Xi'an, China. There was no stopping space, and the tourist boat could only hover over the sky, and the tourists then took the airship to land. The museum ticket was 500 Earth coins per person, and 20% off for children.
For the best experience, there was no clearance, and human tourists were in groups of people, surprised by the arrival of aliens.
"The Terracotta Warriors are our great historic sites." Lin Fang walked into the museum gate with a mighty team, "It was more than 2,200 years ago."
Dongmo Tonggong and Wei Miao are also proud of it. This wonder that Penglai does not have can really demonstrate the ancient wisdom of their race.
"2200 years ago?" Some tourists muttered, "That's not considered a historical site, right?" "How long has it been."
"Bad." Nasenfei looked arrogant. What's the matter? You can just remove a screw at Toran Star Port, and there will be more than three thousand Earth years.
Speaking of which, she missed Xinggang. The Toran Cup is about to be held. After this trip, go back and take a break. After a while, she will live a pastoral life.
Everyone walked through the showroom and looked at some exhibits. It was nothing surprising, just like looking at the primitive man's carefully polished stones. But suddenly, they saw a wrinkled old guy sitting on a chair with a smile. A sign next to him stood: "Photo is 250 yuan, signature is 150 yuan." Human tourists lined up.
The old man collected money with one hand and signed the autograph with the other hand, and then watched people enter the exhibition hall of Pit No. 1 with a smile.
"Tourist Guide Lin, who is that weird old man?" asked an alien child. Everyone was quite strange.
Lin Fang looked at it, "That is Mr. Yang Zhifa, Mr. Yang. He discovered this ancient monument when he was farming and digging wells." The tourists understood, and he said, "If you want a photo of Mr. Yang and your signature, please pay the fee to the deputy tour guide Dongmo."
Well, tourists don’t understand why I have to spend money to buy a photo and autograph of this old man? It’s so expensive.
The Terracotta Warriors and Horses were not built by him, nor were they built for him. He just happened to discover it.
"Deputy tour guide Dongmo, please introduce it." Lin Fang didn't know why.
"There are many legends about Terracotta Warriors." Dong Motong raised his eyebrows and said seriously: "One of the recognized one is that the emperor wants to take away all the luck of this planet and take it to another plane. But the universe has a self-healing mechanism, and the discoverer is actually the son of God, bringing the luck of this planet back. So if you can compatriotize his blessings, you will be lucky. It is said to be more spiritual than offering to the beasts of Taotao."
"Yes, you are so lucky!" Lin Fang found out, "The old man doesn't come here once or twice a year. He is here today, and I'm lucky to you."
Many tourists were moved. The mysterious power of the original place was sometimes really evil...
"Then I want a photo." A bubble man said.
"Can you make progress in your studies?" A Kggete parent asked with great sincerity. Dong Mo Tonggong said of course, "We all want to sign together!"
The tourists immediately participated, and Dongmo Tonggong once again filled his hands with small money.
"..." Wei Miao covered her face.
Nasenfei was stunned, no, this is OK!
Why didn’t she know that tourists’ money can be so easy to make? How much have they made in the past seven days? It needs to be learned.
"Slowly," she remembered something, "I saw someone signing the sale there just now..." She walked back to see her own, Yang Peiyan, Yang Shihua, Yang... There were some human tourists standing in front of each stall. She screamed: "How many discoverers are there in you here!"
"A lot." Lin Fang followed behind, holding something in his hand, "Do you want to buy a piece of jade? It's very cheap."
"No!" Nasenfei felt a little unbalanced, "Compared with you, we Toran people are so fucking honest."
After Mr. Yang signed the photo and autograph, Lin Fang led the team into the exhibition hall of Pit No. 1. Everyone was watching so many Terracotta Warriors and Horses, and then they praised it.
"Can we go down and take a photo with them?"
"I want to touch it!" the strong and strong child, who was two meters tall, shouted.
"Does these figurines seem to be sold?" the child's fat mother asked arrogantly.
Not far away, people did not notice another team of people. They had been attracted worldwide attention in the form of superheroes, but they were scolded that day and went back wherever they were asked to come from. It was the former nameless team and the current cat group.
"Don't worry about them." Mao Dabao was lazy and his hair was standing up, "Let's go shopping for us."
Osmon and his men followed it, but Wang Xiao did not move, and there was a burst of anger in his eyes.
"Let's go, Brother Xiao." Xiaoyu called him.
"How can they do this?" Wang Xiao murmured angrily, "Are this an amusement park?"
This week, as the news of alien tour groups messing around on Earth, his dissatisfaction is increasing every day. Is the dignity of the people on earth trampled on them?
Xiaoyu saw Lin Fang over there, and Dongmo Tonggong was there, and smiled bitterly: "Brother Xiao, we are not their opponents..."
"So what?" Wang Xiao looked righteous, "Mr. Lu Xun said: The strong are angry and draw their swords towards the stronger; the weak are angry and draw their swords towards the weaker. How can we be regarded as turtles because they are not as strong as them!" As if a BGM sounded, Xiao Yu La couldn't even pull it, so Wang Xiao strode over.
"Don't think about the Terracotta Warriors! The earth is not your playground! We have dignity!"
The alien tourists looked at it suddenly and looked confused. Who is this a bit disappointed?
"Tourist Guide Lin, Deputy Tour Guide Dongmo, this?" "Is it not welcome here?" they asked one after another.
"No, we don't know him either. I'm a second-year doctor. I guess everyone will come with me." Dong Mo Tonggong immediately took the tourists away. "We have replicas of Terracotta Warriors and Horses, and the quality is very good, just 2,200 years away. You know, 2,200 years is nothing."
"Who are you?" Lin Fang looked at the sudden appearance of the second-year disease. "Do you know that you are testing on the verge of death?"
The reporters with the team were taking live videos. Why is this guy a little familiar? Who is here?
"I know." Wang Xiao Weiran looked at Lin Fang without fear, "I know you are very strong, but I am not afraid of you, because morality is with me."
"You know?" Lin Fang smiled, suddenly glared, and said loudly: "Do you know how vast the Milky Way is? Do you know how weak the Earth is? I know! You can't imagine what I have seen before." Wang Xiao was stunned, and Lin Fang continued: "I used to fight against the Sand Sea Man in the Sea of Death, I once walked in the land where the gods fell, and I once together with the arbitrator to decide the ten thousand-year-old war between the Immortal Demon Worm and the Bloody Scream Man! What do you know?"
Really? Nasenfei was surprised to hear it and even made a ruling with the arbitrators? Didn’t that Ten Thousand Years War ended a thousand years ago? By the way, no one has invited the arbitrator to go out for a long time, right? 100 billion is the time, who would ask?
"Wow." "Oh." The reporters were shocked, their blood was boiling. What is the man from the sea of sand? What is the man from the blood? What is the arbitrator?
Wei Miao: "..." Just blow it, they don't know you're blowing anyway.
"I used to create dreams in the dream world of the Bapi people." Lin Fang was still saying, "I once defeated millions of spaceships at the Toran Star Port Arena and held up the Toran Cup!"
Nasen tugged his mouth and tilted his eyes, fucking! She wasn't sure about other things, but the Toran Cup was absolutely nothing.
"Now, tell me again, what do you know?" Lin Fang asked.
Wang Xiao looked depressed, his whole body shook slightly, and collapsed, "I, I..."
"If you want the dignity you want, morality is useless on your side, you need strength." Lin Fang looked directly at Wang Xiao, "You are a spiritual cultivator, right? Then work hard to practice, make yourself stronger and the earth stronger!"
Why did he suddenly become second place? Wei Miao was confused, there must be some conspiracy.
"Yes..." Wang Xiao's voice was hoarse, his eyes were red, and he already understood the other party's painstaking efforts, "I will definitely become stronger and make the earth stronger..."
"Then I have a small proposal." Lin Fang looked at Wang Xiao's waist, "Brother, I found out from your breath that you have three kidneys. Isn't this a bit extravagant? For the sake of the earth, why don't we take one and exchange it for some money to build the earth?"
You know!!! Wei Miao screamed in his heart.
The reporters' expressions were frozen. Nasenfei couldn't help but touch his waist, still there.
"If you can contribute to the earth." Wang Xiao was righteous, "It's OK."
Suddenly, the cat Dabao flew out and kicked Lin Fang, "Then sell your life, meow!!!"
Chapter completed!