"Which song is played?" Wei Miao asked.

Lin Fang looked at Dongmo Tonggong, the chief adviser, and said: "Just just now, Lord Kano said he didn't like Penglai songs, so change the flavor, Chinese style, and ancient style. Let's not put it in a popular style."

"Okay, let's have a song called Eason Chan first." Lin Fang nodded, "Ten Years."

Among the singers, a guy who looks like an aunt was happy, and he was honored.

Wei Miao pressed his phone a few times, and the prelude to the song suddenly sounded: Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding...

Soon, the song "If those two words did not tremble" resounded throughout the hall. Lord Kano and music officers could make a "um" taste. The guards without a translator could also hear emotions and a kind of sadness from the song.

"Ten years ago, I didn't know you, you didn't belong to me, we were still the same, staying with a stranger..."

It seems that the response is good? Wei Miao glanced at a certain singer in admiration, and Lin Fang also gave a thumbs up.

"Stop!!" Lord Kano suddenly roared, spitting out a thick fish bone, and his body was shaking with fat. He said unhappily: "How long has it been ten years ago? Why are you doing so sad? You're so sick! Don't let me hear this song again."

Because of the translator, the city lord spoke Mandarin, and a certain singer's smile was frozen.

Dong Mo Tonggong quickly explained: "Lord Kano, this is the case. The average lifespan of the earthlings is only about 70 earth years, so ten years is a long time for them." The average lifespan of the Feer people has long been more than 300 Feer years, of which the "main life" exceeds 250 years.

"The average life span is only 70 years, and I still spend time making me sad?" Lord Kano became even more angry, "Silly!"

Dozens of guards slapped the fishbone and shouted in unison: "Stupid!"

Dongmo Tonggong:(￣_,￣)

"Next song!" The music officer made a loud call.

"Then let's have an English song." Lin Fang looked at Wei Miao, "Give him a bohemian           rhapsody."

"Bohemian Rhapsody", a group of rock stars envied and admired. This is a masterpiece of the Queen's band and a masterpiece among the masterpieces.

Wei Miao operated again, and then the Queen's band's singing sounded in this alien hall: "Is this a real life? Or is it an illusion?"

People on earth enjoy listening to it very much. This is the best song, unparalleled and impeccable.

"Mom, I just killed someone. I pressed the gun against his head and pulled the trigger. Now he is dead..."

"Um, um..." Lord Kano's two big ears wrinkled repeatedly. Before he could reach the climax of a song, he roared with fish bones again: "Uncle! I don't know what I'm talking about, I'm both murderous and clowny. I hate this meaningful lyrics the most. Can't you sing it out directly? Is it okay to kill people? Do you deserve your mother? Unfilial things."

Lin Fang had a patience on his forehead, and Dong Motong rolled his eyes straight, with different structures and different structures...

The singers followed the advice and did not dare to speak. Wei Miao thought about something and said actively: "Why not come a song by Jay Chou, "Listen to Mom"?" After arriving on Earth, he fell in love with this song.

"Yes." Lin Fang said, "That song is very filial."

A singer suddenly thought to himself: Oh, it's not bad.

Soon, another song rang out: "Listen to my mother, don't let her get hurt. I want to grow up quickly to protect her."

"Bad song!!!" Lord Kano interrupted with a roar, becoming more and more irritable, "Mom, how old are you still listening to your mother's words? Are you a mother-in-law boy? Your mother was injured only when she knew it. Who sang it? Are you there? I slapped him to death!"

"No..." Wei Miao said anxiously, "This is for the children."

"Don't you be independent and self-reliant?" Lord Kano slapped the stone chair excitedly, "I still want to rely on my mother for the rest of my life? A waste!"

A certain song god shrank. Lin Fang and Dong Mo Tonggong looked at each other, (８＝.＝)

"Next song!" said the musician again, and the three of them continued to play other things.

"You Are Not Really Happy", Mayday

Lord Kano: "You know a hammer. Why isn't I really happy when I eat fish and knots every day? Shit and ghost!"

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Lord Kano: "A fire ignited in your heart? Then aren't you going to die by spontaneous combustion? Metaphor? I don't like metaphor!"

"Glorious Years", beyond

Lord Kano: "'I hope that in this land, there is no distinction between you and me?" Do you want to say that there is something wrong with our lord system? This universe is unfair. Some planets are big and some are small. Do you losers understand?"

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Lord Kano: "What do I listen to when singing so fast? I still have so many swear words, do you understand civility and politeness!"

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Lord Kano: "You have to pay to listen to such a pretentious song? If I don't ask you to compensate me for my hearing loss, just laugh!"

Pop, rock, blues, rap, folk songs... Chinese, English, Japanese, Mauritius Creole... all were sprayed as garbage by Lord Kano.

The people on earth no longer want to say anything.

"Are you here to make trouble?" Lord Kano said dullly, and the guards squirted: "Let's find a fight?" "You are so ugly." "Disgusting."

"I wasted so much time and listened to so many trash songs, which made my mind keep ringing these bad melodies..." The Lord of Kano became more and more angry as he spoke, and finally got completely furious and shouted: "Drag them all down and chop them!"

The guards immediately raised their fishbone guns in a fierce manner and were about to aim at them.

The singers exclaimed in surprise. Lin Fang and Dong Mo Tonggong were about to do something, and the next song happened to be played randomly on their phones.

The folk songs like ghosts rang out: "The moon is coming out and bright, two wives and one man. Two come to marry me together, and three of them go to the same bed..."

"Slow down, don't move!" Lord Kano immediately called the guards, his eyes widened. This song?

Everyone was also puzzled, what is this... a ghost?

The singing continued to ring, with a man and a woman singing duet, the man: "This fat woman is fat, her butt is as big as a wine jar, and she is so full of three hugs on her waist, and she walks shakingly." The woman: "This young man is an amateur, and he really doesn't understand and have no vision. If he wants my fat woman, he will let you sleep soundly."

Dong Mo Tonggong almost spit out wildly. Who wrote the lyrics?! Was it written for the worst song in the universe?

"Two Woman and One Man." Lin Fang frowned and asked Wei Miao: "Say, why do you have such a song on your phone?"

"That's your phone." Wei Miao said.

All the singers who understand Chinese are about to collapse, as if they were thrown onto the mountain of swords and into the oil pan. This is the song, and this is actually the song...

I! Hate! Song! Song!

Old Master Yun, let all the songs in the universe be wiped out, please!

(It is understood that 99% of humans who searched "Two Women and One Lang" because of curiosity and watched MV and listened to music will be mentally ill. "No, I've watched it, it's okay." And there are always people who say this, but they don't know that they are already wearing mental hospital uniforms.)

"One is fat and the other is thin, and he can dance with rhythm. I can see the two of them, so I will eat the refried meat tonight."

However, the Feiers were fascinated by the sound of singing, and the guards danced three times, swaying fishbone guns.

Lord Kano lay down comfortably on the stone chair, grabbed one delicious rotten fish after another and threw it into his mouth, and did not spit out a single fish bone.

The time for a song is usually 3-4 minutes.

4 minutes passed, and the tortured people found that it was not over yet, why was it not over yet!

Six minutes passed, and everyone's internal organs were almost shattered inch by inch, and it was not over yet.

8 minutes passed, everyone...

10 minutes, 12 minutes... It was only 13.5 minutes before the song was finished. But a group of Chinese singers were still foaming at the mouth and poking their ears.

"The best song in the universe!!!" Lord Kano whistled ecstaticly, "Okay, what kind of earth are you, you are quite talented."

Dong Motong looked at Lin Fang with a dead body, "Is there any other choice?"

"You have to accept the diversity of the universe." Lin Fang said, "There are also races that don't like to listen to beautiful women singing."

"You will like it." She cut.

Wei Miao: "..."

"Lord Kano, then how much does this song mean?" Lin Fang asked. Dong Mo Tonggong was also looking forward to this.

"Hmph, you have such a good song, but you actually hide it until the end before you take it out." Lord Kano suddenly shouted, "I'm a fool!? The person came, he detained all the records, dragged them down and chopped them, and threw them into the Waste Treasure River to feed the fish!"

The guards immediately rushed towards everyone and pressed the fishbone in their hands!

The singers exclaimed again. At this moment, Lin Fang pulled out the variable sword from his waist and slammed the circle. The invisible thin line blocked all the explosive energy and fish bones. Dong Mo Tong bow drew out a stun gun, bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang, and after a few efforts, all the guards and music officers in the hall fell to the ground.

"Lord Kano, I'm afraid you will lose the average life expectancy of your tribe." Lin Fang raised his sword and walked forward.

"Mom, I just killed someone." Dong Mo Tonggong changed his explosive gun, raised his gun and sang "Bohemian Rhapsody", "put his gun on his head and pulled the trigger, and now he is dead."

"I'm not a mama's boy!" Wei Miao took the opportunity to breathe.

"Uh..." Lord Kano looked down, and his chest was pointed at by a red sword light, and his muzzle was also pointed at by the gun.

Once those two people waved their swords and fired, they would definitely have a fire ignited in their hearts and ignite them.

"If you touch me, let alone Felxing, you can't even escape from the Rotten Fish City." Lord Kano said in a muffled voice, "Don't be impulsive, everyone, don't be impulsive."

"Have you heard of Penglaixing with a guy nicknamed 'Radiation'?" said Dong Mo Tonggong.

"Radiation..." Lord Kano was shocked, and looked at the guy named Lin Fang, and couldn't help swallowing a fishbone.

"Don't look at me like this, I know it's very second-class." Lin Fang spread his hands, and the sword light slashed in horror, "so I've always refused to accept it."

"What do you want?"

"Didn't you say that we are here to sell records." Lin Fang pointed to the bags of records next to the speaker.

When you buy these pirated street discs, they are quite expensive, 10 yuan. He also said: "There are 30 collections here, with all kinds of earth songs. You can count on 500,000 Galaxy coins per, and you will get the electronic version of "Two Women and One Lang", which will be the space price."

"Also," Dong Mo Tonggong added, "a gift of ten tickets to the first 'Earth Concert', but the concert date is to be decided." The singers remained silent.

"You just want to buy and sell forcibly..." Lord Kano was so angry that he wanted to stand up, but Gravity was against him, and he was covered in fat and couldn't get up.

"No, don't slander us." Lin Fang said, "But you just wanted to leave our records. According to the rules of the world, we can kill you."

Lord Kano held his ears and looked ugly. For the first time in his life, he felt that the fish bones were stuck in his throat and were not very comfortable...

Not to be disgusting, and those bad melodies echoed in his mind: "You are not really happy, your smile is just the protective color you wear."
Chapter completed!