Chapter 17 His trash, my baby bump
In the dark space, the Divine Movement moved towards the Star of Fair.
"Ah ruler!" Lin Fang sneezed, "Is anyone thinking about me?" He looked around, the main bridge was lively, and the superstars in the music industry were drinking beer, singing and dancing. He reached out and grabbed a cat hair floating in the air.
"Didn't Mao Dabao play with that crazy girl at the Gods Star?" he muttered.
Dong Mo Tonggong happened to walk by and said angrily: "I have said a long time ago that this spacecraft needs to be cleaned."
Lin Fang immediately took out a broom from behind and gave it to her, "Give it."
"..." Dong Mo Tonggong turned around and walked away, "Don't disturb me, I'm thinking about the development plan of the earth. 'Anti-resistance', yes, Earth's anti-demolition team..."
Lin Fang shouted to the superstars who were enjoying themselves, "It's time to clean up!" He gave each of them a broom, "Look at how dirty you made this place."
The sings were reluctant to speak, and they were already like this when they boarded the boat. Of course, everyone didn't say much and started working with a broom. After a while, a female superstar asked Lin Fang with a small dirty plush bear: "Captain, can you give this to me?"
Everyone suddenly realized that although these are garbage, they are alien garbage! How many people on Earth own it? It’s super precious.
"Can I take these chopsticks?" "Can I give this slipper to me?" "Where is this takeaway bag?"
"Okay, okay, okay, I'll give it to you." Lin Fang said repeatedly. He was also relieved that they could have a good home.
A female superstar was happily fiddling with the plush bear, but found a label on it: madeinchina... She quietly tore off the label and threw it into the trash can. When she saw that this doll from the alien star was so cute!
"Dear everyone, we have entered the signal range of the Felky station in the 'Ansaibo Communication Network'." The broadcast of Wuya cheered.
Lin Fang, Dong Motonggong beside the porthole, and Wei Miao in the cab immediately took out his Ansaibo phone and pressed it.
"The Delicious Planet is updated." Lin Fang sat down on the sofa and started watching. If the earth could make an appearance on this show, there would be no worries about no diners coming.
"Duolebao is hosting an event, and the teleportation booth is a big special offer!" Dong Mo Tonggong shouted in surprise, "There are so many speed vehicles, so are the spacecraft!"
Wei Miao clicked on the live broadcast room of a female anchor in Penglai, and the pressure was a bit heavy recently...
The singers continued to clean/treasure hunting.
(Bang bang bang, the inside of the engine compartment door was slapped, as if there was a sound shouting something. But no one noticed it.)
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According to the rating of the Galaxy Alliance, Fairstar is much more advanced than Earth, and in fact it may be the case.
This planet is a little bigger than the Earth, but it is as far away from its galaxy as a spare tire kicked away. The sky is dark for a long time and is dirty and messy everywhere. However, there is the Ansaibo network here, and there is a spaceport that can repair and replenish spacecraft. It is a supply station in the outer world.
Spaceships that are adventured in the foreign land sometimes come to the "garbage planet" port of Rotten Fish City to rest, which also brings various transactions, intelligence and opportunities.
When the Shenyun Hu entered the spaceport of Lanyucheng City, Lin Fang and the other two poured a basket of garbage into the "Waobao River" in the customs center according to the laws here. They were all beer bottles, coke cans and other things that the singers didn't want.
In the eyes of the Feiers, there is nothing wrong with garbage, but it also has quality. Over time, they really don’t know how much material they have earned.
Afterwards, the three of them showed their intention to sell records to the music officers who were resident in the port, which accounted for a considerable number of visitors from Alien.
"Our city lord meets guests today, let's go." said the music officer, looking suspicious, "but you'd better have any good songs."
"Some, many." Lin Fang said, Dongmo Tonggong, and Wei Miao nodded.
This is actually the first time the three of them have set foot here, but the Fairs are notoriously difficult to deal with. This race is irritable and picky.
It is said that at the beginning of their origin, there was only fish, which not only catching fish made the hearing strangely evolve, because they chewed fish with big mouthfuls, and were stuck and stuck by fish bones every day. Those who could not bear it were eliminated. Those who survived gradually became less afraid of being stuck, but also needed to get stuck.
Therefore, they hate soft foods, such as eggs, which don’t even have a bone!
Over time, the Feer's mouth and throat became very strong. There will be some fish bones stuck in it for a long time and can be sprayed out at any time. Maybe it can kill people's lives.
So the three of them specifically reminded the singers not to talk nonsense and just follow them.
I can't even understand what to say? The singers really want to sing the line "This may be heaven or hell" by hotelcalifornia.
For them, everything was incredible on this trip, but they felt really uncomfortable after getting off the boat. The air quality on this planet was poor and the gravity was too strong. Every step they took was very difficult, and they were so tired that they were old. The temperature was so cold that they all added several pieces of down, which was still like the Arctic.
Look at these three aliens. In addition to "Weimiao" wearing more warm clothes, the other two are casual clothes. What kind of humans are these?
Under the leadership of the music officer, the group took a speed car to a palace with a black hole in the city, the residence of Lord Kano.
The speed was parked in the empty courtyard in front of the reception hall. As soon as everyone walked into the hall, dozens of guards from both rows looked at them, all of them were Fairs.
Their bodies are short and wide, with a very similar baboon appearance, but they have two big ears, a pair of earphones that regulate hearing on their uniforms, and a fishbone-shaped gun in their hands. They all looked bad, as if they were catching the fat man who laughed and screamed next to them when he was temporarily cramming for exams in the library.
At the top of the hall, Lord Kano sat on a stone chair, his body was full of fat and loose, and a row of iron rings were pressed on his mouth.
Next to him was a large pot of fish, some of which were eaten half and placed there bloody.
"What are you? Penglai people?" Lord Kano raised his eyelids slightly, not very interested, "Well, Penglai songs are so varied..."
"Lord Kano, we are from the earth." Lin Fang whispered, "You must have never heard of our songs."
"Oh?" Lord Kano grabbed the half of the fish and threw it into his mouth, and asked while chewing, "Earth? Where?"
"We are also in the outer world. Speaking of which, we are neighbors." Dong Mo Tonggong took the speech and pointed to the singers, "They are the most outstanding singers on our planet. Some of the songs we want to sell are sung by them."
The singers just smiled, looking at the bloody mouth of the Lord of Kano, the iron rings clanged, and they wanted to return to the earth...
"Then let's listen to two songs." Lord Kano grabbed another fish and ate it.
"Singing." Lin Fang said.
Wei Miao immediately started to operate, put a set of Earth speakers on, powered up, and connected it to the Apple phone.
Dongmo Tonggong handed over two general translators with the Earth language set up, and Lord Kano and Music Officer put on them respectively.
What songs are there? Although the singers have experienced numbness in the world tour, they are now full of nervousness after a long time. Could it be their own song? Will Lord Kano like it?
Chapter completed!