"Teacher Bei, you really need to study the kimchi culture carefully." Guan Yin seriously advised Bei Guanhai.

Bei Guanhai looked disgusted: "I don't go to the sun at night, so why do I study that thing?"

The audience continued to laugh. Anyway, they never stopped from the beginning. Just laugh heartily. There are two funny things to make people laugh. We are only responsible for having fun.

Guan Yin said seriously: "Look what you said, you can't look down on someone just because they stole it!"

"Co-author, you also know that those grandsons are thieves?" Bei Guanhai said in shock.

Guan Yin hummed twice: "Then you don't know, my hometown is where Xu Fu failed to choose boys and girls when he went eastward..."

Bei Guanhai: "Oh, that's strange, I didn't choose it. What do you think it does?"

Laugh again, this time even the Japanese slaves took the damage.

"This is not the point. The point is that there are one or two dogs in our village. The famous one is the Chinese Pastoral Dog, the other is the native dog, and just a little yellow dog." Guan Yin said with a smile, "Both the two dogs know what traditional delicacies are.

For those who don’t like traditional food, in our village, every autumn, right, at this time, aunties, aunties, eldest sisters and eldest sisters will make kimchi. Just throw some Chinese cabbage in a water tank, add coarse salt, some chili peppers, and put it on top.

One stone can be eaten in two months. It has been used by the old society to survive the famine years. But Ergouzi doesn't understand, how can it become South Korea with such a thing that is ignored by pigs and dogs?

Where is the national quintessence of China?”

Bei Guanhai said bitterly: "Things that are rare are valuable. People who don't have that kind of thing are rare!"

babble--

Why don't you blush a little when you hurt others?

Ergouzi, why don’t you talk about Dahua? Your family doesn’t raise pigs?

Guan Yin looked serious: "Teacher Bei, you can't say that. It's wrong to say that. Kimchi, people only play with culture."

"Oh, then you have to explain it to me properly." Bei Guanhai became humble.

Guan Yin nodded enthusiastically: "Are you watching Korean dramas? Just the one about Kim, Kim Dae-hyun, and this one, right?"

The audience collectively exclaimed——

"Yes, that's it, oh, that's a boy, right?" Bei Guanhai blinked.

"Hey, I've never seen this before on the set, and I can't figure it out. Teacher Tianbei will go and take off his pants to check." Guan Yin waved his hand nonchalantly.

There was another burst of noise in the audience.

Bei Guanhai scratched his head: "How disgusting is that..."

"You have acted in two TV series and they are quite popular. Why is this the name that comes from your hometown?" Guan Yin frowned and thought hard.

Bei Guanhai quickly corrected: "It's from the stars. What do you mean it's from your hometown?"

"The hometown of South Koreans is deep in the universe." Guan Yin said, ignoring the laughter in the audience, and counted one more, "There is also a descendant of Sun-Chu, isn't it?"

Bei Guanhai patted his forehead: "Don't discuss technical issues. I've repeatedly asked not to discuss them! That's called the descendants of the sun! Also, please read it four times instead of one, as it can easily cause misunderstandings! That's just a noun!"

"Anyway, that's all. Didn't Mr. Bei realize that this kid's TV series has a certain routine?" Guan Yin said, "The food is kimchi, and the heroine must have died of cancer."

Bei Guanhai was startled: "Is there any necessary connection between this?"

"Don't you understand?" Guan Yin said, "A thirty-minute episode of a TV series only takes eight minutes to eat kimchi. As you eat, the heroine will be eaten to death by the kimchi. How simple!"

"What do you mean, co-author, that kimchi causes cancer? There are studies that have shown this. However," Bei Guanhai looked helpless, "you only study this stuff? You are also in the entertainment industry, so you don't study other people's money.

Performing art? After all, you are a big star, you can always learn something, right?"

"Yes, I have studied it carefully. The more I study it, the more I feel," Guan Yin paused, shook his head, tutted, and threw the towel away, "the acting is all nonsense!"

The audience was filled with laughter again, from kimchi to cancer to other actors, you hit Kim Dae Hyun on the head, you will definitely knock people out!

Those who came to listen to the cross talk between Guan Yin and Bei Guanhai were not good at it. The two sang and scolded happily, and the audience was very happy. The table was clapping.

Bei Guanhai sighed: "Xiaoguan, Guan Bodhisattva, I think we should not harm South Korea anymore. People are not easy either."

The audience is not happy. They just came to hear people criticizing South Korea. How can they stop criticizing them?

Unexpectedly, Guan Yin nodded in agreement: "We can't scold anymore. Let's take a rest today and continue scolding tomorrow!"

Bei Guanhai breathed a sigh of relief: "Oh, it's not easy to say this from your mouth. Aren't you always good at beating up drowned dogs?"

"The boss has spoken." Guan Yin sighed and pointed to the top of his head.

The audience was stunned. What do you mean? You are not allowed to curse?

"No, just the day before yesterday, a senior and virtuous leader, Liu Dahai or something, called me home specifically." Guan Yin shook his head, looking pityful.

Liu Dahai?

Is it Liu Dayang?

The audience was immediately satisfied again. Yes, we can continue to scold South Korea tomorrow, but today we have to scold Liu Dayang and those old bastards!

Bei Guanhai was surprised: "Oh, this is a famous, uh, um, leader in China." The audience heard the ridicule and became happy again. They only listened to Bei Guanhai and said, "Then you should learn more."

, this is an old senior, it is your blessing to be able to support you!"

"Yes, yes." Guan Yin kept nodding, "I went to Liu Da's house. When I entered, Mr. Liu was very polite and first asked me to taste his calligraphy, calligraphy and painting.

Son, there were hangings on both sides of the TV in the living room, with words flying in the air, and I exclaimed at that time: 'Holy shit!'"

Like, praise?

Damn it?

If the audience laughs wildly, laughs, or scolds, then keep listening!

"This interjection is well used, just right, and profound!" Bei Guanhai gave a thumbs up.

babble--

Guan Yin nodded: "Really? I also feel that I can't express my shock, shock, and admiration without any other words!"

"Then you can tell us all, what words are written on this calligraphy treasure?" Bei Guanhai asked for advice humbly.

Guan Yin picked up the fan and made it look like a brush: "This is a couplet, a couplet."

"It's a couplet, what's the first couplet?" Bei Guanhai looked imitative and seemed to want to write it down on the table.

"No need to remember, no need, just go through your mind and you will remember it." Guan Yin quickly stopped, "The meaning is profound and the educational significance is extremely far-reaching. There are fourteen characters in a couplet. It is full of words but endless meaning. It is a good couplet.

What a great couplet!”

Bei Guanhai was anxious: "Please tell me what a good method is, and we should learn from it too!"

The audience also pricked up their ears. Good words and bad words? Can't they be good words?

Just listen to Guan Yin read: "First couplet, first couplet: I have been lying on the beach for two and a half years."

Bei Guanhai: "Interesting, it sounds a bit like Xianyunyehe."

"If you are rich, if you are rich, you can go on vacation on the beach, lie down, expose your belly, and look at bikinis... No, this is called watching the ebb and flow of the sea, not wanting to stay or go; looking at the clouds rolling in the sky, not being surprised." Guan Guan

Yin gestured, tracing the curves of the bikini beauty with her hands.

"Say the second line, the second line!" Bei Guanhai quickly stopped him.

In the box, Concubine Jing Yue lowered her head and glanced at her figure. Hum, she had never shown it before, but she has a figure like this, hum!

In another box, Zhao Ziqing also looked down at her figure, feeling very proud of herself. What kind of bikini lady could compare to my sister's good figure?

Guan Yin said: "Don't worry, the second line is here. The second line is: Today the waves hit me and I turned over."

Um?

This couplet doesn't seem very profound, does it? Then you, the ebb and flow of clouds and clouds...

Bei Guanhai was still thinking, Guan Yin clapped his hands: "When I saw it at that time, oh, isn't this a bastard?"

Bastard?

Everyone in the audience was delighted: "Eh-"
Chapter completed!