Chapter 43 Curse!
On the stage, Guan Yin picked up a towel and wiped his face: "Everyone is so enthusiastic, I forgot the words, what should I say next?"
Bei Guanhai was stunned: "Have you forgotten the words? I just remember the few words I supported, hey! Oh, ah, ah? The rest," he shook his head, "I can't remember it very clearly."
"Ha ha--"
"babble--"
Guan Yin smiled embarrassedly: "Oh, I'm sorry, I'm so nervous, why don't you do this? I forgot some book today, so we just say it, let's just listen to it - Huazi, go out to get twenty kilograms of tea, just cook tea eggs, and boil another hundred tons of water to bring the melon seeds I bought during the Chinese New Year last year. Let's have a tea party!"
Another boo, laughter could break the roof.
Suddenly, a lampshade on the top of the stage almost fell off.
The audience was startled, and Guan Yin and Bei Guanhai were also startled.
The next moment, the two of them clasped their hands together at the lamp, muttering words: "There are so much disturbances, so much disturbances, don't worry, we will leave after we finish speaking, and leave after we finish speaking."
Leave after saying that...
Originally, a small accident, and these two funny guys said this, the audience was happy again.
"Haha, the stage god is not satisfied!"
"Hahaha, I was very nervous about a small accident. Why did I feel that it was so cola after being fucked by these two funny guys?"
The audience was so happy.
Guan Yin pulled Bei Guanhai with a serious look on his face: "Look, I'll say I'll have a tea party. You don't want to, what can I do?"
Bei Guanhai also showed a helpless panic: "Yes, what should I do? Or..."
"Curror! Curse the Japanese slave!" At this time, a person in the back row stood up, and the fat man, who was more than two hundred, howled at the top of his throat.
The audience was stunned and laughed again, and immediately shouted: "Call the stick! Crazy the Japanese slave!"
Among them were shouts such as "swearing to Liu Dayang".
Guan Yin quickly pressed his hands and stopped for a long time. He wiped his sweat and looked frightened: "What a guy, this is going to be a riot, the inner guards are almost alarmed!"
A joke made.
Bei Guanhai was embarrassed: "Then, do you really want to scold me?"
"I'm in a good mood today, so I won't scold you." Guan Yin said, and suddenly became stunned. He was stunned for a few seconds and stomped his feet. "Forget it, I'm in a good mood anyway, so I'll scold you."
babble--
"What's wrong with it?" Bei Guanhai spread his hands, "Everyone is waiting for you to apologize. If you don't write a notebook, you are wrong? You can't throw it away!"
"Don't care." Guan Yin rolled up her sleeves.
Bei Guanhai was stunned: "Ah? What about him?"
Guan Yin pointed his finger at the audience: "Listen to the crowd, listen to the crowd's voice - everyone tells Teacher Bei loudly, what do you want to hear?"
"Cure the stick! Scream the Japanese slave!" As soon as the neat shout ended, someone immediately continued to shout, "Cure Liu Dayang! Scream the cannon faction!"
Guan Yin was disappointed: "Everyone sat down and talked without any pain! You guys are happy to hear that, can they die like this?"
Are you still afraid of this?
The audience rolled their eyes: "Ye--"
"Pay attention to wording and attitude. The crosstalk association can say that crosstalk must be counter-indulgent. You cannot be retaliated any more. Be careful of being retaliated." Bei Guanhai pulled Guan Yin hard and advised.
"It's all vulgar, vulgar! vulgar! vulgar!" Guan Yin saw that Song Zhongshu and an unknown star stood up and wanted to leave. Guan Yin immediately gave a wink at Bei Guanhai.
Bei Guanhai was puzzled, after all, his tacit understanding was not that high, so he corrected it casually: "Three vulgarities, you only have one vulgarity! There are vulgarity and kitsch, where are these two?"
Guan Yin pointed his finger: "Then the two are going to run away!"
Well……
Amid the laughter, Song Zhongshu's expression was so good that Jiang Hongyi wanted to kill someone, and he wanted to eat Guan Yin.
"Let's go to the bathroom." Song Zhongshu had to find an excuse in embarrassment.
Guan Yin waved his hand, "Okay, go, remember to come back, I wish you success."
Ha ha!
The audience was once again so happy that this was definitely not an agreement. It can only be said that the two funny guys on the stage had indeed strong on-the-spot reaction ability.
But Song Zhongshu and Jiang Hongyi didn't think so. They looked at each other, wanting to cry without tears.
The surname Guan, your uncle, what else can I do if I go to the toilet?
In the private room, Duan Zhenhu looked at him carefully and asked Jing: "You are quite satisfied with this person surnamed Song, aren't you?"
Jing Yigan immediately sweated. Vice President Duan knew everything. Doudou was not famous yet. This is what the Duan family did.
If the Tangtang Zhenguogong feels that the Jing family looks down on the Duan family, the problem will be serious. This is the general with heavy troops!
"No, no, the Qian family in Jiangnan..." Jing Yigan explained immediately.
Duan Zhenhu snorted coldly: "The Qian family and the Qian family are not all talented. For those garbage, we should clean them up. Don't let a few bad species ruin the Qian family's reputation for a century."
This was a murderous intent. He looked at the two people on the stage in a flash, his eyes softened again, and said proudly: "However, this kid still has two tricks. Seven killers killed six of them and seriously injured one. He had nothing to do with him. He was good at tutoring!"
Jing Yigan nodded repeatedly: "Yes, yes, this matter has not been announced to the public. Few people know that Xiaoguan is a half-step master."
Duan Zhenhu was very satisfied and looked at crosstalk with peace of mind.
Soon, he glanced at Duan Yonghua again and said, "I still have to take my mother to see you when I look back. I have grown so big, and it has been more than twenty years in a flash."
The private room fell silent for a moment.
The Guan family also hopes that the children can recognize their ancestors, but the parties involved do not recognize them at all. They said that the home on the loess slope is their home. In this world, they only recognize their parents, which means that if anyone else, the parents of the Guan family are their parents. No matter who they are, they will not recognize them!
On the stage, Guan Yin was still talking nonsense with the audience, and was pulled back by Bei Guanhai and said curiously: "Where can you learn how to use kimchi in your mouth? Could it be that you went to South Korea and you really devoted yourself to studying other people's culture?"
Guan Yin nodded: "That is necessary to study it carefully, especially this kimchi culture, I have a lot of research on it."
Bei Guanhaiqi said, "Is that so? Then I have to listen carefully."
"Didn't study this?" Guan Yin looked down on you.
Bei Guanhai shook his head: "It's true, no research."
"Then you really should study it well," Guan Yin gestded a map and started spraying like a machine gun without warning. "From Changbai Mountain to the Bohai Bay, 8,000 miles long, the traditional cultural delicacy of the Great Korean and Nether Kingdom, which stretches for 8,000 miles, 5,000 years of culture, kimchi! Did you, Teacher Bei, have you not even studied it?"
Bei Guanhai looked calm: "What a broken word, five thousand years of kimchi? It's not choking? Besides, how can South Korea have eight thousand miles of land and five thousand years of culture?"
"Shh, they even occupy the universe. Do you believe it or not? "Guan Yinshen is so secretive, "Don't whisper this in front of so many viewers!"
The audience was so happy that they couldn't breathe. If you were to exaggerate your actions, don't say the next two sentences. This ridicule can be heard by everyone!
Bei Guanhai was surprised: "Yes, they are planning to climb the sun at night, so they are very brave."
coax--
The audience slapped the table and laughed.
Those who watched the crosstalk today all watched the previous episode of "Etiquette Talk" by the two of them. The meme of "Sunshine at Night" completely fell on South Korea.
Yes, five thousand years of kimchi, won’t you be so bastards?
You are so shameless. You have everything. Do you want to have some face?
"Guan Yin is right. Everything is from South Korea, and only the South Koreans are created by us!" Many viewers cursed angrily.
The only country that mobilizes the audience to scold the audience is South Korea, and so far, only Yin has been the only one who can lead the audience to scold the audience to scold the South Korea.
Chapter completed!