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Chapter 4 Excuse me, can I come in

Fang Shaoyun originally wanted to hang out on his warm bed, but after seeing Peng Feng's lewd eyes, he glanced at the Raver mouse as dark as sea water on his desk, and then put on the skin at a flying speed.

While wearing it, he sang "Little Girl, get up early in the morning, carry her pants to the cottage..." After singing, Fang Shaoyun finally got up before Peng Feng touched Fang Shaoyun's mouse with his evil claws.

Peng Feng said, "Don't sing, I'm having an upset."

Fang Shaoyun said: "What are you afraid of? No matter how powerful you are, isn't it just a woman? Is she that arrogant?"

Peng Feng looked sad, "It's not just arrogance. She is not an ordinary strong man. She is HPlulu, who claims to be the number one SCMM in the school. If she is matched with Wang Feiyu, she will probably be comparable to Zhang Yu back then. Since she was targeted by her computer room in the school, what month did we not be abused by her team and die in pain? These days of each month are even more depressed than those of her when she came there."

Fang Shaoyun didn't believe it and rolled his eyes to Peng Feng. "Please don't insult my idol and my idol's wife, okay? What kind of woman can compare with Zhang Yu? Besides, does Zhang Yu bully the weak like this? I have to beat her to endocrine disorders today, and menopause will come early. Let her know that interstellar is a man's thing." In Fang Shaoyun's heart, a woman who is like Xiaoyu, who is not interstellar, and who is gentle and quiet, is a real woman. She shouts in the Internet cafe and is the best among women, a rare animal, and can only be seen from a distance, not to be appreciated from a distance.

Peng Feng disagreed, "You don't know how magical she is. You will know after fighting today. She just shouts, and the three animals in her team are like stimulants. Our brothers can't stop them even if they fight. Today, don't blame me for not reminding you. If you lose, don't lay any shadows in your young heart."

Fang Shaoyun snorted, but Peng Feng said again. "We don't blame you for losing. After all, you have never cooperated with us. You are not familiar with the enemy situation. You are unwilling to let you join our team to train together."

"Don't I have no time? Boss, there are so many courses, and learning is a virtue." Fang Shaoyun said while putting on his coat. "Besides, I am a wise man. At most, I abuse the vegetables in Haofang, fighting and killing, which is not suitable for promising young people like me who abide by laws and regulations."

***

The Pioneer Internet Cafe at the foot of Yuelu Mountain outside the campus is still in a mess. Lulu just finished a star game. The opponent is a group of people from the Metallurgy Department. The opponent is always used to hiding in a place called Life Internet Cafe to play the star. Lulu likes to educate this team that likes to play BigHunter every month. Let them know that 4V4 is not like that. Every time Lulu can take his HP to cut his opponent with a big score, which has greatly satisfied Lulu's vanity.

But in today's game, I don't know if the opponent took some stimulant, but Lulu lost terriblely. If it weren't for his ladylike image, Lulu would have started to pull his hair long ago. So Lulu had to connect to Haofang's rookie room to abuse the rookie.

"I am a spinach, Cai Cai Cai Cai Cai..." Lulu wondered. Today was a weird thing. Even the rookie team in the metallurgy system had a burst of character. Even such an inexplicable sound appeared in the interstellar world.

It was not until he found that the eyes of the people sitting around him were focused on him that Lulu remembered that the voice was the ringtone of his new phone yesterday.

"Which one, sign up first." Lulu's expression, who was disturbed by the abuse of food, easily reminded people of menopause women.

"Damn, I'm your grandma. Didn't you have a caller ID on your phone? Let me tell you good news. When the first section of engineering mathematics was over, the teacher couldn't think of it for a while and called it. Lulu, you were recorded on the record again, and you succeeded."

With a bang, Lulu jumped out of the chair. He picked up his coat and shouted to the pile of animals hiding in the dark corners around him: "Kay said, the engineering and mathematics teacher named him." There was a shaking sound of chairs everywhere. A nest of people squeezed at the exit of the Internet cafe. "The boss lady checked out, the boss lady checked out."

There are about a hundred machines in Pioneer Internet Cafe. Originally, it was crowded, and there were still many people who could not wait for the machines waiting hard on the sofa at the door. But now a batch of machines are empty.

***

There were more than a dozen people outside the 520th room in the new front room, and no one was willing to enter the classroom first. Teacher Lao Fan, among the teachers, was delivering the pre-class speech for the second class. "Look, look, why are there few people in such a large staircase classroom? Two classes, one hundred people. How many people have only come. 1, 2, 3, 4.... There were only less than 70. Although I know you all like to make up for the exam before the exam, you can't stop doing any normal classes..."

"Lulu, you'd better go in first." A vulgar man suggested in the crowd.

"Okay, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK," the rest of the people immediately agreed.

"Okay, you are so tall, why is it me again?" Lulu doesn't do it. "You dirty, shameless, vulgar, despicable, and extremely sinister men. When you encounter such things, you always have to go first and give me a reason first."

"Who made you look so beautiful, full of vitality, pretend to be innocent, and have a very thick-skinned face." Another voice sounded.

Er... Lulu stretched out his finger to point at the man, but looking at everyone's earnest gaze, Lulu had to slowly move to the door of the classroom and clear his throat. He pretended to be very innocent and knocked pitifully on the door. After attracting the teacher's attention, Lulu blinked sadly and said, "I'm sorry, Teacher Fan, can I come in."

"Lulu, where did you go in the last class? Are you sick?" Seeing Lulu's melancholy look, Teacher Old Fan asked carefully, looking concerned.

"I felt uncomfortable last class, so I went to the school hospital to check it out and prescribed some medicine." Lulu said, then took out something from his pocket, raised it quickly, and then quickly took it back. The people next to him felt chills because they saw it clearly that Lulu's hand was just a lipstick.

"Then come in. If you feel uncomfortable, go back to the dormitory to rest. Don't be tired."

Lulu's plan succeeded and remained silent. "Thank you for your concern, but I'm much better now, nothing is wrong." After saying that, he walked straight to the back seat. While walking, he thought, TNND, you old pervert, you will burn your head when you see a beautiful woman at such an old age. If I hadn't been in a good mood today, I might have given you a gift.

Before Mr. Old Fan could react, he was depressed to see N people following Lulu's butt one after another, and arched straight to the seat behind without saying a word.

When Mr. Lao Fan realized, the classroom was almost full. Fortunately, he was not in vain in college for so many years. The last few buddies who wanted to sneak in were still caught by him.

"What did you do?"

"Diartosis, go to the toilet, but I can't get up as soon as I go." The four guys said righteously.

Teacher Lao Fan sneered. "All of them are going to the toilet in front of the new?"

The four of them nodded together.

"Don't think I'm always trying to deceive me. Who doesn't know that there are only two pits in the toilet in front of the new front."

With a bang, a crowd of people fell in the classroom.

***

"How are you fighting with the Fanatic Team today? Did you win or lose?" After Lulu sat down, Kay turned around and asked her. Lulu's face was already proud, but suddenly it was dark clouds. He cursed: "NND, I almost won. Onion Head and Xiaobai were obviously not in the state. On Hunter, it was like visiting May Day Square. The other party's melons were so fierce. I really doubt whether they were going to fight heroin together. Killall and Mx310 rushed the fanatics to run around the map. What's even more annoying is that they don't know which country in Africa has imported a livestock-level animal-level gunman from. There are so many bare-butt gunmen. It's like killing gods when they encounter gods and insects. Compared with him, the number of gunmen onion heads is so small that it's as rare as a giant panda."

Looking at Lulu's spitting, Kay looked sympathetic and expressed his understanding. "After class, I will accompany you to see the people in Life Internet Cafe. What kind of animal has been imported."

"Hehe, I know you're better." Lulu smiled at Kay and pinched Kay's elastic butt.

***

"I performed well today, but I didn't see you have this talent before." Peng Feng smiled. "It's so cool today. Although we don't like bullying women very much, we can't always let a woman ride on our heads to be powerful and blessed. Whatever we say is to give us men a lot of face today. Just this, you are the reborn parents of our team. Tell me, what are you going to eat today. Brother, I'll treat you."

"I've told me how strong a woman can be, just treat me to a portion of rice noodles and coke."

"How can that be? I helped us so much today, how can I eat this? How can I get rid of you with a portion of rice noodles and a cup of coke? I will feel uneasy if I don't invite you to have a good meal. Of course, if others ask about what happened today, you will say you are from the fanatic team."

Fang Shaoyun rolled his eyes, "When will I become your team?"

Peng Feng smiled and greeted him, "What's the relationship between us brothers? Who are you not with me?"

Fang Shaoyun ran to the Student Canteen like a gust of cold and flew to the Student Canteen. Peng Feng also flew to the Student Canteen like a gust of wind.

The second canteen is very quiet because it is far from the girls' dormitory. The third canteen is different. Because it is close to the girls' dormitory of the Foreign Language Department, there are a large number of resources, environmental construction, mechanical and electrical beasts from the monk temple hunt for beauty every day. Often, there are several pairs of green eyes in front of a woman with a pretty decent appearance.

But today, Lulu and Kay who appeared in the second canteen were also staring at these pairs of green eyes. Lulu who walked into the second canteen was discussing with Kay.

"That Internet Cafe in Life is really full of vitality. As soon as I entered the door, I found someone in the corner watching a wonderful movie, which was wretched and very wretched."

Kay was vomiting, "You are still trying hard to arch there, for fear of not being able to see clearly."

"I'm not trying to spy on the enemy's situation, why would I know that those animals have come to the second canteen?"

***

In the second canteen, Fang Shaoyun ate the dishes in front of him, thinking to himself, "If I had known that there was such a good time, it would be better for that woman to fight for the fanaticism every day." But before she could finish her meal, she heard Peng Feng's scream. "It's so miserable."

Fang Shaoyun didn't react, and heard Peng Feng flying in a mosquito, saying, "Don't forget what I just told you."

"Oh~~ I'm not afraid of eating so much food." Fang Shaoyun didn't understand what was going on, but a voice came from his ear.

Fang Shaoyun had goosebumps for no reason, and that roar. For no reason, Fang Shaoyun remembered the opening remarks of the madam when she appeared in many Hong Kong and Taiwan third-level films.

Lulu sat down beside Fang Shaoyun honestly and unceremoniously. He stretched out his evil claws and caught a chicken leg in the basin in front of Fang Shaoyun. Kay was so ashamed that he was dying of shame and kept sighing that he was careless in making friends.

Fang Shaoyun hadn't figured out who the visitor was, but Peng Feng in front of him put on a smile that only appeared when he saw his aunt. "What wind has blown you Lulu."

Lulu looked at Fang Shaoyun, with messy hair, wrinkled Nike T-shirt, and a slightly pale face with sleep and irregular yin and yang. Apart from being a little decadent, he was quite honest, how could he get along with a degenerate boy like Peng Feng?

"It tastes good." Fang Shaoyun looked at Lulu and vomited a bone unwillingly. "Peng Feng, you performed well today. Why? The celebration banquet is held."

He stared at Fang Shaoyun again: "Look at you, you are a fair and tender person, why don't you learn well and learn to be a gunman."

"He is not a gunman, but a new member of our team." Peng Feng suddenly lost his temper when he met the legendary Lulu, and with his smile, he looked like the Japanese and puppet troops in an anti-Japanese film.

Fang Shaoyun was angry. He couldn't stand the girl's domineering appearance the most. Although Lulu had clear eyes, sexy lips, straight nose, and... what Fang Shaoyun couldn't stand the most was that such a little woman actually said that he was white and tender with her eyes horizontally.

"Gunner, did you see me shooting?" Fang Shaoyun stared at Lulu desperately. "What's wrong with gunner? It's not a promising profession. Besides, some people can't even do gunners."

Fang Shaoyun looked at Lulu with contempt and said, "Because some people don't have guns at all."

Peng Feng tried his best to hold it in his arms and didn't laugh. Lulu was so angry that his face turned pale, and he couldn't speak with his little fist. Lulu only felt that there was no more shameless and vulgar guy in the world than Fang Shaoyun.

Kay was also stupid. He had always been the only one who was a hooligan to others. No one dared to be so hooligan to Lulu. Looking at Lulu, Kay knew that the storm was coming.

"Do you dare to fight us again?" Lulu, who had been holding back for a long time, finally resisted the urge to kill the super shameless hooligan in front of him.

Fang Shaoyun hummed and said, "Okay, next time I fight with you, I will definitely choose the gods."

When Lulu and Kay disappeared, Peng Feng covered his stomach and laughed out loud. He said, "Brother, brother, I'm convinced you. Some people don't have guns at all, haha, if you are so strong, you can think of it."

Fang Shaoyun grinned contemptuously, "Don't think that you can do whatever you want if you are beautiful. You can come out in the middle of the night to pretend to be Wang Zuxian. You really think this is like a matriarchal society."

Peng Feng, who had recovered, said, "Brother, I still have something to do." "What." "What did you say you want to choose the gods in the end?"

"Because I want to kill her with a fork in the interstellar world."
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