Chapter 3 I'm sorry, I only play planes
"Why are you smiling so lewdly? I'm not a woman." Peng Feng lit a cigarette skillfully and entered Fang Shaoyun's game casually.
"Stop talking nonsense, when someone comes in, you will be like a man." Fang Shaoyun was only interested in torture vegetables, and was not interested in the rookie old man in this team with only four team members.
All afternoon was safe and sound. Fang Shaoyun and Peng Feng changed their methods and used N inhumane methods to abuse countless birds who broke into the black shop.
The pleasure of ** made the two excited men fight from noon to night. They completely ignored the slogans of time passing by, time is life, etc.
But at night, the situation suddenly changed. In this channel of Rookie Paradise 8, two IDs of XX1 and XX2 suddenly appeared.
After the two of them entered the game between Fang Shaoyun and Peng Feng, they killed Fang Shaoyun and Peng Feng so hard that they were urinating.
After confirming that the opponent was not cheating, Peng Feng yelled angrily: "Damn, are there Xingde? It must be two black stores."
Fang Shaoyun nodded in agreement and checked out and got off the plane.
There were two CS men who fought with Fang Shaoyun. On the way back, two CS men were stunned by the interstellar tactics that Fang Shaoyun was blown away.
A dressed girl on the side of the road came up to chat with her. "A few handsome guys, are you doing sex? Very cheap."
The two CS-killers looked at it. "We don't shoot guns, we only shoot guns."
MM said: "It's so boring to shoot alone. Or..."
"Yes, it's so boring to shoot alone. So we often shoot together in a group of people, usually 10, 5-on-5, and see who hits faster."
"..." The MM was speechless and looked at Fang Shaoyun again.
Fang Shaoyun sighed, "Don't look at me, I'll just masturbate." Note: The shortcut of interstellar is something similar to an airplane, so Fang Shaoyun is used to calling interstellar to masturbate.
MM sighed: "Then how did you fight?"
"We usually fight 2, and we have been fighting for an afternoon today. We have been sore in our hands."
MM almost fainted. "Poor student."
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On the way back, two CS people chatted with Fang Shaoyun, "What kind of MM do you want to find as your wife in the future? You must be playing Stars with you."
Fang Shaoyun shook his head: "You are wrong. If I want to find one, I must find a MM who doesn't play in the interstellar world."
The two CSs asked the reason. Fang Shaoyun said: "The reason is very simple. Men like debauchery women, but no one likes to find a debauchery woman to get married."
Of course, the two CS agree deeply.
But they didn't know that Fang Shaoyun's first girlfriend was a MM who couldn't fight the interstellar world, Xiaoyu.
Xiaoyu can make all the dishes Fang Shaoyun likes to eat. He can act coquettishly, play tricks on his temper, and is determined not to learn from the Star. Although Xiaoyu has left, Fang Shaoyun always thinks that he wants to choose a wife, so he has to choose someone like Xiaoyu.
Everyone has something they love most in their hearts. Fang Shaoyun doesn’t know what he loved most before. During the days before getting into college, Fang Shaoyun’s life was black and white.
But the thing Fang Shaoyun loved suddenly disappeared, and the only thing that was left was a mouse.
A Raver mouse that is as dark as the sea. This mouse was given to him by Xiaoyu on Fang Shaoyun's birthday, and this mouse became Fang Shaoyun's favorite thing.
After Fang Shaoyun rolled on the bed for a lot, he finally confirmed that he couldn't sleep. He turned on a pile of computers in the fruit peels and melon shells on his desk. Fang Shaoyun wondered why he didn't want to sleep after he got to college. Thinking about the energy he could sleep as soon as he got to bed in high school, he could only be described as a pig.
After bored for a while, Fang Shaoyun remembered the pornographic joke he secretly dropped last time. At that time, Xiaoyu was still there. After Fang Shaoyun got this movie that was said to be very lustful from an interstellar gamer, he never had the chance to watch it. Fang Shaoyun not only set the joke to hide, but also changed the suffix of the file and hid it in a lot of files. Most people really can't find it.
Fang Shaoyun worked hard for a long time before he flipped it out of his own large number of system files.
It was a J-country A-film, not long, only ten minutes. Fang Shaoyun gritted his teeth and sneered. Fang Shaoyun despised the man and cursed while watching. Because it had been more than several minutes, the man was still touching and licking there without any further action.
Fang Shaoyun's eyes were sore, and the man finally went in. But just when Fang Shaoyun wanted to make an identification, the man was no longer able to do it. Fang Shaoyun looked at the time and couldn't help but scolded in his heart that the men in Japan were useless, neither professional nor viewing. He thought that the production of A-films in this country was so high, and men were like beasts when they lie on the bed, but it seemed that it was just that.
NND, seeing that interstellar VOD is better than this, Fang Shaoyun cursed the man and never raised it, while deleting the joke casually.
After bored and going to the Internet, Fang Shaoyun, who was convinced that he was tired, finally climbed onto the bed.
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"Ghost", Fang Shaoyun opened his eyes and let out a miserable scream. What's wrong? It's even more terrifying than when he opened his eyes in the early morning when he found a man with a lewd smile standing in front of him.
"It's called soul early in the morning. Are there any morals in the hearts?" Then there was a bang, and the sound of a beer bottle breaking. It must be that the couple on the upper floor were lingering and being frightened by Fang Shaoyun.
Fang Shaoyun tucked the quilt and looked at the man sitting in front of his computer and smiling at him. He felt extremely scary.
"How did you come in?"
Peng Feng picked up a pack of strange beans on the table and started to chew it. "Do you want someone to come in and molest you? You don't even close the door when you sleep?"
Fang Shaoyun breathed a sigh of relief, "You are not honest in the early morning and you are covered in bed. Why do you do when you run to me? I am a man with good physical and mental health." Fang Shaoyun said righteously and harshly.
Peng Feng almost sprayed out the strange smell beans stuffed into his mouth. "What a joke, comrade, don't forget that you promised us to help us play a friendly match today."
Fang Shaoyun looked confused, "When did I agree? There must be evidence of speech, whether there is a recording or a confession? We are familiar with each other. If you talk nonsense, I will sue you for slandering me, I..."
Before Fang Shaoyun finished speaking, a big pillow was thrown on Fang Shaoyun's face. Fang Shaoyun looked at him with a sad and angry face. He was full of violence and had only four team members. He had been abused to the point of being crazy by other teams.
Chapter completed!