The 1st, 24th and Full Moon Opening Ceremony, Blackmailing All Immortals in the World
Let’s talk about Huang Shiren, who spent two or three years leading hundreds of thousands of little demons to build the Lingjiu Mountain into a very magnificent place, and it has become a unique and prosperous place in the world. Even the Xi Kunlun Ancient Sect General Hall is not as good as that.
After pulling up the mountain, Lao Huang conferred a great reward for all Taoism, making Taoism all the people and others open their eyes and praised the goodness of Huang Sanzu.
"Master, please calculate for me. Which day is the auspicious day? Is it better to hold the ceremony?" Under a big tree, Huang Shiren and Lu Yao were lying on the bluestone basking in the sun. Looking at the cheap master who was catching lice, Huang Shiren smiled.
Lu Yi caught an extremely large lice, and was very happy, crushed it to death, and said, "A month later, the full moon night is the best time."
"Damn!" Huang Shiren's eyes rolled up and was about to faint.
Do you think I am a werewolf, just waiting for the full moon to transform! Or do you think I am a robber, and it’s a great time to kill people on the full moon night!?
"Master, what you are saying is a bastard! People get married and have children, they are all in the bright world. They have to choose a dark and windy night for Mao I!?" Huang Shiren said angrily.
Lu Ya looked at Huang Shiren and shook his head: "Shiren, or why are you only one ten thousand of my style? Look at this Lingjiu Mountain!"
Taoist Lu Ya pointed to countless brilliant buildings and said, "There are too many trees and too thick clouds in this day. Those who come to congratulate you can't see them all. When the night is full of fifteen months, under the bright night sky, you let the torches all over the mountains and the halls, the bright lights are brilliant, wouldn't it be so sexy!?"
"Oh!" Huang Shiren nodded.
As expected, ginger is still so hot. If you really want to follow Taoist Lu Ya like this, it will be very popular and very sexy!
"I understand, then I'll be fifteen next month." Huang Shiren scratched his head: "Master, you said I will send an invitation no matter what, right?"
"That's necessary!" Taoist Lu Ya glared: "It's a big deal to start a tutor, and you must do a big deal. The more people come, the greater your face you will be!"
“Yes, yes.”
Taoist Lu Ya caught the lice again, pinched it to death with one hand, and said, "There are more, no matter what, you have to collect the gifts from those guys!"
"Damn! Master really thought of it with me! Actually, this is my biggest purpose!" Old Huang, this bitch, had long thought of this.
Taoism is a major event in the world of the immortal world. He has a very famous reputation, but this cheap master is the most scattered person in the world. For his sake, those who come to congratulate him should not start empty-handed.
"The Master of the Jie Sect Tongtian is definitely indispensable. The old Dragon King is my sworn brother, so I have to come. I like Nuwa. I have another affair with Master. I have to send an invitation..." Huang Shiren began to make a profit by tying his fingers.
"Stop! You really want to invite that person?" Lu Ya's face changed when he heard the name of Nuwa, and he was extremely nervous.
"Of course! The Empress is a saint and the object of my fantasy, how can I not come?" Huang Shiren glared.
"Yes." Lu Ya sucked his nose and murmured: "Just count, I haven't seen her for thousands of years, and I don't know if she is fine."
These sour words made Lao Huang feel at scammers: "Master, what kind of romantic things do you have with Nuwa? Let me tell you about this disciple, so I can learn it too."
"Die!" Taoist Lu Ya turned over and ignored Huang Shiren.
From his back, we can see that Taoist Lu Ya seemed to be in a bad mood at this moment.
"Master, I have said countless good things about you in front of Nuwa, saying that you have loved her only for so many years. Looking at Nuwa's heart, I seem to be stubborn to Master." Huang Shiren added.
"Oh..." Lu Ya sighed long.
"It's so boring! I'm talking about emotional issues with you, but you don't cooperate." Huang Shiren gave Lu Ya a blank look, turned around and was about to leave.
"Shiren, don't forget to send invitations to the An Sect, and the Western Sect. By the way, Haotian, you can send it to him too!" The bad laughter of Taoist Lu Ya came from behind.
"Master, are you just watching me cut into pieces?" Huang Shiren was so angry.
"What's wrong?"
"I've been on the blacklist of the Ancestral Sect. Those two guys want to make me immediately. What invitation would I send?? The Western Sect, I've been so troubled recently, I guess that guy will deal with me. Haotian, you're so embarrassed to mention that you've shave someone's heaven like that, you've got the dragon robe. You make me smile and have a bare face to congratulate me! Damn, these people are here, and most of them are kicking the house!" Huang Shiren really wanted to kick Lu Yi into the shit pit.
Lu Ya smiled and said, "Shiren, you don't understand this. Human relationships and worldly ways! You are now the leader of Taoism. In terms of identity, you are on par with Yuanshi and Tongtian. No matter how much you hate you, you will definitely not come. If you come, you will receive politeness. Besides, don't you want to see the peeing samples of those grandsons who are frustrated in their hearts but want to be smirked?"
"That's right. Master said something human, I'll do it now!"
Huang Shiren flew into the Heavenly Palace and summoned a group of brothers to explain the task of sending the invitation. No matter what the other party's identity was, except for the group of bigwigs agreed with Lu Ya, the rest of the people, no matter what their identity was, as long as they knew each other and had a good relationship, they would be sent out. The Lingjiu Mountain suddenly flew out from all directions, which was very lively.
Someone was arranged to send invitations here, and Huang Shiren ordered the young people to prepare for the ceremony, and there was another busy work.
Less gossip, a month later, on the full moon night, I saw that the Lingjiu Mountain was brightly lit everywhere, and countless oil lamps and torches illuminated the fairy mountain like daytime, and it was very spectacular!
Among Taoism, hundreds of thousands of little monsters dressed in costumes, shuttled back and forth, with extraordinary momentum.
As soon as the sun set, streams of light flew towards us, all of whom were the immortals who received the invitation.
Huang Shiren and a group of brothers stood outside the door to greet him. Taoist Lu Ya was wearing a broken Taoist robe, poking him there with his hands behind his back, raising his head towards the sky, pretending to be deep.
"Brother!" The first person to come was the Dragon King of Four Seas, led by Ao Guang, the Dragon King of East Sea.
Since receiving Huang Shiren's guidance, Ao Guang led the dragon clan to the Heavenly Court. As Huang Shiren said, Haotian took great care of the dragon clan and promoted it very much, making the dragon clan's life very easy. Although Ao Guang felt sorry for the Ruyi Golden Cudgel, he was also very grateful to Huang Shiren. He also heard that he had established a sect and was determined to make a good relationship with Huang Shiren, so he arrived early.
"Oh, brother! Haha. It's a good place! Welcome." Huang Shiren hugged Ao Guang and smiled: "Brother, you came so early, have you brought the gift?"
Ao Guang looked at Huang Shiren's slutty look and felt unlucky. He turned around and said, "Come on the gift!"
"Yes!" The shrimp soldiers and crab generals carried a thousand boxes and opened them. They were all treasures such as pearls, corals, tortoiseshells, sea gold, etc., with thousands of rays of rays and auspicious energy. They saw Taoist people drooling all over the floor.
"I am worthy of being my eldest brother. This gift is so heavy!" Huang Shiren was happy after seeing so many treasures.
"Haha, my brother's sect opening hall, a great happy event, it's okay, it's okay." The old dragon king was so distressed when he looked at these many treasures, but he couldn't bear to let his wife get in the trap. He came here himself today, after all, he asked someone for something.
"Brother, your Lingjiu Mountain is really the best place in the world! This Taoist religion is so prosperous!" The old Dragon King looked at the Lingjiu Mountain, looked at the strong men behind Huang Shiren, nodded repeatedly, smiled and said, "Brother, I have a heartless request, I don't know whether to say it or not."
"Brother, please be polite. Just say something."
Ao Guang was very happy and turned his face and said, "I won't come out yet!"
"Ao Bing has met his second uncle!" Behind Ao Guang, the third prince turned away and fell to the ground with a thud.
"Brother, are you?" Huang Shiren couldn't figure it out.
"Oh." Ao Guang sighed and said, "Brother, you know that I am just this kind of person. I have been spoiled since I was a child, and now I have become an embroidered pillow. I have no bullshit ability. I search for flowers and willows all day long. How can I inherit my position as a treasure in the East China Sea? Brother, I know your skills, and I know your methods even more. I want Ao Bing to take you as my teacher, but I don't know if you are satisfied?"
"That's it..." Huang Shiren couldn't help but ponder when he heard Ao Guang wanted his son to take him as his teacher.
What kind of guy Ao Bing is? He knew that this guy was just a second-generation official and had no ability. If it weren't for the third prince's identity, he would have been killed.
Should I collect it or not? The first time Lao Huang has hesitated on this issue.
"My brother, although Ao Bing is not capable, he is a dragon clan after all. He knows the method of turning clouds into rain. If you accept it, you will have a helper in the future. In the end, you can also massage your back and lift a urinary! "Ao Guang said all kinds of bastards in order to make Huang Shiren take Ao Bing.
"Master, look..." Huang Shiren turned around and looked at Lu Ya standing next to him.
"I've collected it, there are many people and great power." Lu Ya said in a concise and concise manner, and he looked up at the sky.
Your mother! You can die if you don’t pretend to be deep!
Huang Shiren cursed inwardly and nodded.
"Ao Bing pays homage to Master, Master!" Ao Guang was overjoyed and kowtowed repeatedly.
The four dragon kings were happy and walked into the hall under the guidance of the bald head.
As soon as the Dragon Clan was sent away, hundreds of thousands of little demons on Lingjiu Mountain were making noise in unison.
"Mom, what is that!?"
"So many stars!"
"The eyes really grow into the asshole! Where are the stars, they are clearly immortals!"
"So many immortals! There are thousands of them!"
...
Huang Shiren looked up and saw flowing lights coming from the east, thousands of which made the night sky shine like a fireflies!
"Haha, Tongtian is here." Lu Ya laughed.
If he didn't say it, Huang Shiren also knew that in this fairy world, who has so many disciples except for the Jie Sect?
"Junior Brother Huang!" The light came quickly. The first person to appear was the Taoist Duobao. He was covered in a green robe and was covered with various magic weapons. He was so sexy.
"Oh, my senior brother Duobao, I want to die!" Huang Shiren hugged him, touching Duobao's body with a pair of salty hands, constantly weighing Duobao's magic weapon.
Chapter completed!