The 1st, 2nd, and 3rd times, Huang Shiren's teaching, Lu Yacheng, the Taoist ancestor(1/2)
Let’s talk about this bitch Huang Shiren, who brought 70,000 to 80,000 little demons from Meishan to Lingjiu Mountain, and according to the grand sketch he designed, he ambitiously wanted to build the top-notch general hall in the fairy world. He was so angry that he was as angry as a tiger.
Huang Shiren, who was the ancestor, was so hardworking that the tens of thousands of little demons under his command were even more energetic. Under the leadership of a group of bitches such as Jin Dasheng, the Lingjiu Mountain became a huge construction site in a blink of an eye. There were shirtless bear spirits, tiger spirits, and monsters swaying around, slashing the mountain, chiseling the ground, shouting, and full of vitality.
A few days later, Huang Shiren was in a hurry to direct the young people to work, and saw Taoist Lu Ya appearing in the sky.
"Shiren, let the young people get out of the way, it's not good to smash it!" Taoist Lu Ya was carrying the gourd, looking very struggling.
"Master, can there be fruits!" Huang Shiren knew that Lu Ya's attitude must have been plundered from the Heavenly Court.
"Hehehe, there is a small gain." Taoist Lu Ya smiled a little, and when the little demons made way out, they turned the gourd upside down. They saw thousands of golden lights above Lingjiu Mountain, booming, huge buildings such as immortals, elixir houses, barracks, and other huge buildings like beans flying out, landing steadily everywhere in Lingjiu Mountain.
"One! Two! Three!... One Hundred and twenty-five, one Hundred and twenty-six!... Eight Hundred and twenty-eight!... One Hundred and ninety-eight!... One Hundred and ninety-three! One Hundred and ninety-four!"
The little demons stopped working. Taoist Lu Ya threw down a building and shouted in unison there, shouting for 5,473. Taoist Lu Ya stopped.
In a few days, the Lingjiu Mountain completely changed. The more than 5,000 huge buildings plundered from the Heavenly Court were all shining with golden light, falling on the Lingjiu Mountain, with an incomparable atmosphere.
"I'm so tired." Lu Ya finished letting go, and his tongue was so tired that he was so tired that he was like a dog.
"Master, why are you doing so much?" Huang Shiren could not have expected that Lu Ya could scrape so many things: "Master, isn't that Pantao Garden??"
"Oh, to be precise, it's only three quarters. I originally wanted to move in the whole thing to let the young people eat peaches. Haotian hugged my thigh and cried with tears in his nose. I felt a little too much, so I left him a quarter."
"Oh. Master, that hall is so awesome, why is it like the Lingxiao Palace?"
"Isn't it Lingxiao Palace? I want to move, but Haotian refused to let it go, saying it was his hall. I said that your mother has few people, and you can just find a house to discuss matters. Such a big palace is too wasteful, so I came over like a flash!"
"Master did a good job! What is that?"
"You're not aware of it anymore!? That's Yaochi. I saw that the water was quite clear and moved it back for the young people to take a bath."
“Master is very thoughtful!”
“Must!”
The two bitches pointed and pointed, polite their heads and feet, scratched their ears and heads, so shameless.
"Master, if you do this, what's left in the heavenly court?"
"How do I know? Anyway, I pretend to be in the gourd when I see the good. No matter how poor I can't be poor, my family can't be poor, and no matter how hard I can't be miserable, I don't have to be miserable, right? Oh, by the way, I saw that Haotian's clothes were good, so I took off. When I left, the guy was left with his shorts and cried behind." Lu Ya said, while taking out a golden dragon suit from his arms and threw it to Huang Shiren.
Damn! This is the dragon robe of the Jade Emperor Haotian! Kong Xuan and others are about to faint.
"Master, although this dress is slim, I can't wear it!"
"Why? This material is good!"
"Master, you're so stupid! Haotian is the lord of the Heavenly Court. If I wear a dragon robe, wouldn't I be rebellious? Will Zixiao Palace kill me then?"
"Yes, yes, I'm not thinking carefully. Then I'll return it to Haotian?"
"Bad! How can a duck fly with his mouth?? I'm good at needlework, my apprentice. Last time I made a short short skirt of B-skin for Wukong. This time I made a dodgy strap. Wouldn't that be nice to sew a bellyband for Nezha?"
"This is reasonable. Shiren, our family is poor, don't waste it."
“Master has taught me a lesson!”
"By the way, I think there must be a mountain gate for you, Lingjiu Mountain. This thing is quite powerful. I don't know if you like it or not." Lu Ya remembered something, and the gourd shook, and a huge sky gate fell to the foot of Lingjiu Mountain. There was a huge plaque on it, with three big words like "Southern Heaven Gate": Nantian Gate!
Damn it! I really deserve to be my master! Even Haotian’s Nantian Gate has been moved here. Wasn’t Haotian being shaved all over at this moment?
"Master, you have ruined Haotian, and he is still a Jade Emperor. If he sues the Zixiao Palace, what should he do?" Huang Shiren was also worried when he saw Lu Ji was too cruel.
After all, Haotian is nominally the lord of the immortal world, so this time he has really offended him.
"He dares!? When I came, I told him that if I dare to complain, I will kill him first and then his big head! I will let the Jade Emperor choose again. Hey, disciple, I think you can have a chance."
"Die! If I don't become that shitty Jade Emperor, I have no real power at all. If I want to do it, I will be in line with the one in Zixiao Palace."
"I am determined to be my personal disciple!"
"The master is getting stronger and stronger when he is together!"
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One old and one young, two bitches, really amazed Kong Xuan and others, and couldn't help but laugh.
The original magnificent atmosphere was endless, and there were rubble and gravel everywhere, broken walls and dust, a middle-aged man sitting among the dust and was crying loudly: "Lu Ya! You bitch, so cruel! You shave all my heaven! It's tolerant, but who can't bear it! How can I let you go! There is also Huang Shiren, you bitch, let's settle the account in the future!"
Lingjiu Mountain. With more than 5,000 palaces, Huang Shiren and others were also busy. They worked hard to build the palaces with tens of thousands of little demons, placed them in appropriate locations, and built countless ancillary buildings, which were in a panic and could not be exchanged.
Seeing that the little demons were working hard, Lu Ya felt very distressed. He squatted in the valley all day long to refine pills, and more than a thousand alchemy furnaces roared day and night. The little demons were tired, so he ran over to line up to eat pills. After he had enough, he went to work to refine his skin and bones. In this way, construction and cultivation were both good. This Lingjiu Mountain was really prosperous every day and was very prosperous.
This incident became more and more popular, attracting many fairies from all over the world to come and join in.
In this regard, Huang Shiren has fully demonstrated his true nature as the leader of Tongtian. No matter what his background is, as long as he is a little capable, as long as he is loyal to Lingjiu Mountain, he will accept it after investigation. Over time, the number of Taoist disciples on Lingjiu Mountain has skyrocketed.
"Shiren, although this Lingjiu Mountain has just seen its scale, it has to be of style in everything, and it is magnificent everywhere. People will only say that you are a local bun. You have to make some flowers, plants, Bodhi trees, lotus, bamboo, bonsai, etc. The more you have, the better, decorate the storefront." Lu Ya kept expressing his views.
"I'll listen to Master." Huang Shiren nodded.
So, Lu Ya personally took Kong Xuan, Yuan Hong and others to look for these things that "decorate the storefront", which made the Western Pure Land full of holes and howls.
The construction of Lingjiu Mountain is in full swing. Huang Shiren temporarily put down other things and focused on it, becoming a contractor.
The sun and the moon pass by, and time passes. In a blink of an eye, two or three years have passed. After the painstaking efforts of countless people, the Lingjiu Mountain Taoist Headquarters has finally been built. Looking up, it is a great place to go.
How can I see it? There is poetry as a proof!
But see: When you first climb to the world, you will see heaven at first; golden light spits red and red radiant, and thousands of auspicious air sprays purple mist. I saw that the South Heaven Gate was made of blue and dark glass, and the hall was made of bright and shady. There are four large pillars on both sides, and the ones coiled on the pillars are Xingyun and red-bearded dragons; there are two jade bridges in the middle, and the ones standing on the bridge are colorful feathers and phoenixes on the sky. The bright clouds reflect the sky light, and the blue mist covers the sun. There are thirty-three immortal palaces in the sky: Yiyun Palace, Vibo Palace, Zixiao Palace, Sun Palace, Taiyin Palace, Huale Palace, One Palace Palace, Swallowing Gold Pigeon; There are also seventy-level treasure halls: Chaohui Palace, Lingxu Palace, Baoguang Palace, Juguang Palace, Juxian Palace, Chuanzhe Hall, and a hall column column. Jade Qilin, Birth Star Platform, Fulu Platform, Luxing Platform, and Luxing Platform. There are thousands of years of unwavering under the stage.
Strange flowers; Dan furnace, Bagua furnace, Water and Fire furnace, there are thousands of evergreen grasses in the furnace. In the Pilgrimage Temple, the crimson gauze is bright and the golden gauze is brilliant; under the steps of the red court, the lotus crown is golden and magnificent. Lingxiao Palace, the golden dragon gathers jade door; in front of the Sheng Building, colorful phoenix dances in the pearl gate. The corridor of the Fudao is exquisite and transparent everywhere; three clusters are three; layers of dragon claws soar. There are purple towering, bright, round, bright and clanging gourds; on the left are tight clusters, dense layers, loud and jingling, dripping, and bright sounds of jade pendants. It is precisely: "There are things in Lingshan, and the world is as wonderful as him." The golden palace and silver palace are combined with purple palaces, and strange flowers and plants are everywhere in Yaotian. Passing by Wang Yu, the holy golden crow flies to the bottom; if a person is blessed to come to the heaven realm, he will not fall into the world without sludge.
On this day, on the top of Lingshan Mountain and in Lingxiao Palace, the bells were as famous as the sounds, and were heard in the world.
The 200,000 little demons were all happy, wearing Taoist robes, sitting upright in the mountains, looking up at the top of the Lingxiao Palace, but saw Huang Shiren's fiery red Taoist robes in the middle, Lu Mou, Kong Xuan on the right, and a group of bitches in Meishan flew on both sides, which was really majestic.
"Today, the completion of our Taoist headquarters is an unprecedented event! Young people, they must practice hard in the future, promote the reputation of my Taoism, and kill his mother, indifferent people! Do you know!?"
"know!!"
"Respect the ancestor's order!"
Two hundred thousand little demons cry and howl.
Huang Shiren nodded slightly and said, "Today, Lingjiu Mountain was built. In addition to the Great Ceremony of the Falling Mountains, we Taoism may be the only one who has a group of leaders."
The little demons were happy to hear these words.
"Kong Xuan listened to the seal!"
"I'm here!"
"Kong Xuan is the cornerstone of my Taoism and a strange creature in the demon world. He has all his skills and is awesome in the world! This leader named you the Peacock Ming King, the leader of the Dharma Protector!"
"Thank you brother!"
Kong Xuan was so happy that he knew that the head of the guardian was a high-ranking official with real power.
"Jin Dasheng, Zhu Zizhen, Yang Xian, Dai Li, Chang Hao, Wu Long listened to the seal!"
"I'm here!"
"My brother has it!"
"My six younger brothers have become sworn brothers since Meishan, and have started from scratch with me. They have worked hard and are loyal. They have specially appointed you six as the Six Heavenly Kings of the Town of the Church, and command the soldiers of our church!"
"Thank you brother!"
"Yuan Hong, Wukong heard the seal!"
"Add a disciple!"
"Master, where is my place!"
"You two are my disciples. Although they are a little cheap, they have a good style of a master. They are born with alien species. They are named Yuan Hong as the Battle of the Heavenly Lord, and Wukong as the Battle of the Heavenly Lord. I hope you two will continue to work hard and shine the ancestors!"
"Master Yuan Hong Xie!"
"Master, look at it!"
"There are also my third disciple Nezha who is not yet an adult, and he is temporarily named the master of the Three Altars Sea Meeting. This sect pioneers!"
"Battle!"
"Old ancestor, I'm here!"
"Although you are a little demon, I have been loyal to following the ancestor for many years and have appointed you as the steward of my family!"
"Thank you, ancestor! Long live the ancestor!"
Huang Shiren sealed the people around him one by one, and even let the baldness go. Taoism is so happy.
Huang Shiren finished sealing the whole circle, but why did he stop talking, and thought to himself: Oh, there are still not enough people on hand. In the Romance of the Gods, Jiang Ziya sealed 365 in one breath. I am not satisfied yet, and I will lose my life! I have to collect more talents in the future.
No wonder Jiang Ziya likes to be a god so much. It turns out that there is really momentum in it!
Huang Shiren was not satisfied with the Fengfeng, turned around and saw Taoist Lu Ya, chuckled and said loudly: "Is Lu Ya here!?"
"You bastard! How can you seal your master??" Taoist Lu Ya was watching the young people smiling happily. Suddenly, he heard Huang Shiren calling out his name directly. He was so angry that he smoked his orifices. He came over and was about to knock Huang Shiren on his chest.
"Master, don't beat me! Although you are my master, I am the leader now! You have to listen to the seal!"
"I heard that my grandmother was your leg! Hongjun wanted to seal me back then and I kicked me away! Which green onion you have! I won't seal it!" Lu Ya said angrily.
To be continued...