The first and fourth episodes: Nezha becomes Cupid, Huang Shiren scrapes the sky
Let’s talk about this bitch Huang Shiren, the two fairy apricots, made Nezha, a pink little boy, turn into a monster with two feet tall, a blue face, a cinnabar hair, and a protruding fangs. Li Jing and his wife begged him, but he was unable to recover, so they had to take Nezha to Jinao Island to find the help of Tongtian Sect Leader.
This famous man on Jinao Island had already smelled so bad that he had already fallen into the pit. As soon as he landed, the immortals of the Jie Cult ran away with a slight ass. The lively Jinao Island suddenly turned into a cemetery, leaving only the wine, flower baskets, and wine cups in the ground, just like a tornado.
"Master, why are they so afraid of you?" Nezha asked.
Huang Shiren didn't blush and smiled and said, "Good apprentice, you don't understand. These guys don't have serious people. Master is a good person, so they naturally have to hide."
"Oh, Master, then I'll find it one by one, smash it to death one by one, vent your anger for Master, will you do it?" Nezha said with a wicked smile.
Damn, this apprentice really has one-tenth of my style! It’s worth it that I love him.
"Good disciple, although these guys are not serious, they are pretty good-minded. They are friends of the master and cannot be smashed to death. However, in the future, you can kill them whenever you encounter a bull's nose that claims to be the Western Kunlun Chan Sect! These bad guys don't talk about bullying men and women on weekdays, but they are also slutty! They are so disgusting." Huang Shiren began to deceive the children.
"Master, what is a genius?" Nezha was very pure.
"Damn it." Huang Shiren really didn't know how to explain to him, so he had to say, "Do you know the chicken?"
"Of course I know, I saw it when I came. The rooster crowed and the hens were carrying their chickens. It was so cute!"
"Cute, right? Let me tell you, those dogs in Xi Kunlun are specializing in the evening to catch chickens..." Huang Shiren stretched out a finger with his left hand, circled his right finger into two circles, and gestured for a while.
"Ah!" Nezha was so disgusting: "It's so necrotic!"
"Is it bad?"
"Bad! I'll see you in the future, and you'll chop each one!"
"Good disciple! Good disciple! Master loves you!" Huang Shiren smiled and took Nezha to Biyou Palace. The Shuihuo boy from Tongtian Sect Master saw this guy from afar and reported it.
On the Nine Dragon Agarwood Chariot, the leader of Tongtian was talking to Duobao. He heard that Huang Shiren was coming and almost fell from the chariot.
He was scared! He was really scared!
This bitch, if you come to Jinao Island once, you will be in great trouble. If you come to Jinao Island a few more times, I am afraid that all the good things from the Grand Jie Sect General Hall will be scratched away by this bitch!
"No! No! Come out for me!" The leader of Tongtian shook his head.
"Master, how are you?" Before he finished speaking, Huang Shiren appeared and waved at the Tongtian Sect Master.
The leader of Tongtian snorted coldly and ignored him.
This guy brought Nezha in, pointed at the Tongtian Sect Master and said to Nezha: "Call uncle."
"Uncle!" Nezha was obedient and shouted.
He stunned the leader of Tongtian, glanced at Nezha, and said to Huang Shiren, "Baitou, whose child is this?"
"Oh, Master, your memory is not good. This is the son of Li Jing, Nezha, whom I told you, and my apprentice." Huang Shiren said.
"Oh!" The leader of Tongtian nodded and suddenly stood up with a bang. The dust in his hand shook, causing Huang Shiren to scream and fall to the ground, with blood on his head!
"You bastard! You are his master. If you ask him to call me uncle, wouldn't I have to call you "Brother"?" The leader of Tongtian was so angry.
Huang Shiren touched his head, his mouth crooked and said, "Master, you are so unfair to me! I don't mean that. I'm not making children think you are young and think you are so friendly! Who knows that your thoughts are so complicated and dirty, and you actually think of this wheel!"
"I dare to hit my master, I will poke you to death!" Nezha was already angry when he saw the leader of Tongtian attacking Huang Shiren. He didn't know the details of the leader of Tongtian, nor did he know that the other party was a saint. For Nezha, Huang Shiren and him had a natural sense of intimacy. He was his master and gave so many treasures, which was even more close than his parents. When Tongtian beat Huang Shiren, Nezha was naturally unhappy.
Good Nezha! His body shook, and he transformed the magical power of three heads and six arms, stoking the wind and thunder wings, stepping on the wind and fire wheels, and the fire-tip gun in his hand. Huntian Ling greeted the leader of Tongtian!
"This kid is pretty good." The leader of Tongtian smiled, opened his big hand, pressed Nezha to the ground, raised his big hand and slapped Nezha on the butt.
With a bang, Nezha made him cry.
Although his body is a monster two feet tall, Xin'er is still a little brat. Seeing that he could not beat others, he burst into tears.
"Master! You're too much!" Huang Shiren was unhappy when he saw his disciple being beaten!
Although he is the best bitch in the world, he is definitely the best protector in the world. If his good disciple is beaten, even if he is the leader of Tongtian, he will get angry!
"What's wrong with me?" Master Tongtian smiled.
Huang Shiren put his hands on his hips and immediately scolded the shrew: "Bah! What's wrong with you? You are a saint, you are a dog at the age of a dog! Such an old man, with such an identity, you actually attack a furry child. If you tell me, everyone in the world will curse you! Everyone in the world will despise you! Everyone in the world will despise you! If you hit me, you will beat me, you will beat me! If you hit me, you will not give my master Lu Ya face, you will not give Nuwa face! Think about it yourself, if I ask those two people to settle the score with you, what will you do?? Do you want this Jinao Island??"
These unreasonable words made the leader of Tongtian laugh.
"You bastard." The leader of Tongtian pointed at Huang Shiren, shook his head, looked at Nezha who was lying on the ground and cried, and said, "This is Nuwa's spiritual bead, right?"
"That's right, now he is reincarnated as Nezha."
"No," the leader of Tongtian twisted his beard and nodded: "I have heard that there is a spiritual bead in Sister Nuwa, which is a spiritual object in the world, and it is the top of her heart. This is the cultivation level of the Daluo Golden Immortal. Although it is not very deep, its roots are very good! Baldhead, you have taken another good disciple."
"That's it! I'm a good person!" Huang Shiren was too ashamed.
"Barehead, I'm wondering. You said that the master is better than the disciples in the past. You are just one Taiyi Golden Immortal, but all three disciples are Daluo Golden Immortals. How many levels are there? Don't you feel ashamed?" Master Tongtian smiled.
These words hurt Huang Shiren's self-esteem!
It’s really a matter of not opening any pot! Huang Shiren has always been worried about this matter. But there is no way. He is an ordinary weasel spirit, who doesn’t love his mother, and it’s a miracle to be able to make his appearance with his own ability. He can’t compare with his three disciples. He is born with alien species, and the spiritual objects of heaven and earth. He becomes a Daluo Golden Immortal as soon as he comes out!
Damn it! The apprentice's cultivation is higher than that of the master, what's the reason?
"Master, don't stir up our master-apprentice relationship?" Huang Shiren looked at Master Tongtian and smiled: "Yes, I am Taiyi Jinxian, and my cultivation is two levels lower than my disciples' cultivation level, but Master, this just means that I am awesome. If you don't accept it, you can take a cultivation level of two levels higher than yours? Can you make Hongjun Daozu call you master in reverse?"
"Bastard!" The leader of Tongtian was really funny and angry. He had never said that he was so clever.
After a while, the leader was in a good mood and said, "Baitou, you came to my Jinao Island again, what's wrong?"
"Here!" Huang Shiren pointed at Nezha, fed himself two fairy apricots and made Nezha look like this strange thing, and smiled and said, "Master, I have no ability to recover. You have high ability, give me a plastic surgery and turn Nezha back into a good boy. Otherwise, the next time Nuwa sees her baby, I will beat me to death?"
"Don't care about my business. You can settle what you do yourself!" The leader of Tongtian was angry with this guy in the past, and today he could be considered as his master.
"Master, you can't stand by death and refuse to save me! If you do this, I will tell Nuwa that the two fairy apricots were given by you. Hehe, Nuwa's anger is very cute. Do you want to understand?" Huang Shiren felt so soft that he immediately became tough.
"Your mother!" Even though the leader of Tongtian was a saint, he was so angry that he swears, and said, "Bae-head, don't you like cool things on weekdays? Don't you like cool things? Your second disciple, like a bronze man who was made of golden and brilliant, is wearing a short short skirt of B-skinned tigers. Nezha is two feet tall, with wings and thighs. Take it out together, how cool things are?"
"Master, you are so bad. You are teasing me clearly!" Huang Shiren smirked, sighed again, and said, "I also want to be a slut. But there is also a bottom line! With Yuan Hong and Wukong, I have a headache. Now that I go out, the turnover rate is 200%. It is said that we are monsters. Master, you are a saint, you have no desires and no demands. I want to take the girl! What should I do with a group of monsters?"
After saying something, Master Tongtian was laughing.
"Okay. This is not difficult." The leader of Tongtian Sect was so happy to see Huang Shiren's pitiful look, and said, "The fairy apricot in Yun Zhongzi was transplanted from the Qilin Cliff of my second senior brother in Kunlun. It is not difficult to solve this fairy apricot. Duobao, go to Qingping Pond to pick the lotus pod."
"Master!" Duobao was immediately reluctant after hearing this.
Qingping Pond is the small pond with green pings outside the Tongtian Sect Master’s bedroom. A green ping is grown inside, which is the place where the most ferocious innate spiritual treasure Qingping Sword in the hands of Tongtian Sect Master is parasitized.
This Qingping Sword is a self-defense object of the Tongtian Sect Master. It is not bad compared to the four swords of Zhuxian. Even Lu Ya's immortal-killing flying sword may not be able to win.
The green duckweed in Qingping Pond was born from the Qingping Sword for countless years. Although it is not as powerful as the Chaos Green Lotus, it is also a real treasure. A lotus pod was born in countless years, which is also considered a treasure between heaven and earth. When Duobao heard Tongtian's words, he knew that his master was about to bleed again this time.
"Why don't you go quickly!" Master Tongtian's Sect was cold and Duobao went there reluctantly.
It wasn't big, Duobao came in with a lotus pod in both hands. The lotus pod bowl was big, but it was filled with a thousand auspicious air, which was a rare spiritual object in the world!
The leader of Tongtian asked Nezha to walk in front of him and spread the lotus pods. Juice flowed out of it and fed Nezha. Nezha's stomach was rumbling, and he swayed and turned into a pink little horse. However, the two wings behind him turned into white.
Damn it! This is really a dazzling monster that turned into a little angel!
Looking at the pink Nezha and looking at the two flashing small wings behind him, Huang Shiren felt that not giving Nezha a bow and arrow would be a waste of this look!
Damn! One day, I will ask for a bow and arrow to find Mr. Yuehe and tie the red rope that is tied to the arrow, and Nezha will become Cupid!
Huang Shiren was fantasizing about it here, and the leader of Tongtian sect broke the lotus pod and crushed it, and took out a lotus seed from it.
"Barehead, then!" The leader of Tongtian threw the lotus seed to Huang Shiren. Huang Shiren took it, feeling that although this lotus seed was not as good as the lotus seed of the Chaos Green Lotus in his body, it was also a rare treasure.
"Master, why are you so generous today and taking the initiative to give treasures? Doesn't this fit your stingy iron cock style? It seems that I, Huang, still have face, it seems that the leader is still good to me." Huang Shiren took the lotus seeds and said with a smile.
The leader of Tongtian also laughed and said, "Bah! Do you think I am looking at your face! Who cares about your dog face? I like Nezha!"
"Bah! You are most likely to curry favor with Nuwa, right?" Huang Shiren said happily.
"Die!" The leader of Tongtian wanted to beat Huang Shiren again. Huang Shiren hugged his head with both hands and quickly made a conversation.
"Master, what's the use of giving me this lotus seed?"
The leader of Tongtian Sect looked at Nezha and twisted his beard and said, "Barehead, this child has committed a crime of killing and is destined to be in a big disaster and will be resurrected from the dead. This lotus seed will come in handy until then."
Oh! Huang Shiren immediately understood. In the Romance of the Gods, Nezha caused trouble and was forced to cut his flesh and bones. It was Taiyi Zhenren who used lotus seeds as soul lotus petals to sit on Nezha's body, and reshape his Dharma body. He had long become a brave general in the Romance of the Gods!
But now many things are not completely recognizable by themselves? Nezha becomes his apprentice, and even cutting flesh and bones will happen?!
Huang Shiren was confused, but he was not easy to ask. He made a fuss: Dead pigs are not afraid of boiling water. Even so, the lotus seeds in my hand are much better than the lotus seeds of Taiyi Zhenren in the Romance of the Gods. It can be achieved by reshaping Nezha’s Dharma Body!
Thinking of this, his eyes turned and said, "Master, you are a good person! Since Nezha is about to be resurrected from the dead, a lotus seed is probably not enough. Give me a hundred or eighty leaves of the green duckweed, so I can use it."
"Bah! You think this is the duckweed in your pond! That green light is only one lotus pod for your apprentice! I will give you one lotus seed too! There are ten leaves when I have born! Where can I give you so many!"
"Then eight or nine are all OK!"
"Nothing is useless!"
"Then I will tell Nuwa, saying that you feed Nezha poison and let her beauties grow a wing of a baby. Look, how disgusting these wings are, like monsters. I'll go now." Huang Shiren said with a wicked smile.
But the leader of Tongtian was overwhelmed, so he had to let Duobao go out and got six leaves for Huang Shiren.
"Baitou, if you do ten or eight more trips, your treasure from Jinao Island will be scraped away by you! You bastard, if you have the ability, why don't you go to the second senior brother of Xikunlun to scratch the ground? Why don't you go to the eldest senior brother of Bajing Palace to scratch the ground? Or just go to the Zixiao Palace to my master?"
"Master, you said I don't want to go! If I were a saint, I would have gone long ago! Not to mention the bullshit West Kunlun, the Eight Scenery Palace, and even the Zixiao Palace, I would have to scrape three feet out of the open ground!"
"You bastard! Why did Brother Lu Yadao accept such a thing as you!"
"You ask my master for this! Let me tell you the truth, it is his blessing to be his disciple! I am reluctant!"
The old and the young are quarreling, and they are all very enjoyable.
"Okay, let's talk about serious business. How are you doing major business?" said Tongtian Sect Master seriously.
"Everything is fine." Huang Shiren smiled wickedly, and explained everything that Chaoge did, and could hear the joy of Tongtian Sect Master.
"I made that old turtle Ji Chang almost die. He returned to Xiqi in shame. By the way, I also shaved the river map and Luoshu!" Huang Shiren said proudly.
"What!? What did you say you shave it!?" This sentence made the leader of Tongtian stand up with a bang and grabbed Huang Shiren!
Chapter completed!