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The first and third times Nezha was born, Huang San landed on the island

The General Office of Chentang Pass was completely in chaos at this moment.

Under the big locust tree in the courtyard, Li Jing's wife Yin, erected a belly like an upside down pot, half lying on the chair, sweating all over her head, screaming in pain. Li Jing was beside her, scratching her head in a hurry.

"Doctor, what's going on?" Li Jing grabbed the doctor next to him.

The doctor's hair was gray, and he was in his seventies or eighties. He looked at Yin and shook his head: "Sir General, I have lived at such a big age and have never seen anyone who has been pregnant for three years and six months but has not given birth! The lady is healthy and normal in all aspects, but her stomachache has no reason at all, and I can't do anything about it!"

"Bastard! Aren't you known as the best player in Chentang Pass??" Li Jing was furious.

The doctor cried, "General, I have seen a lot of difficult and complicated diseases, but I can't see this."

"Brother Jing, don't make things difficult for doctors." Yin said beside him.

Li Jing asked someone to send the doctor away and sighed: "Why haven't Senior Huang come yet? I'm so anxious!"

"Who is talking about me?" Before Li Jing finished speaking, a blue-faced Taoist appeared in front of him. Who else could it be if it weren't for Huang Shiren?

"Oh, Senior Huang, you're here!" Li Jing pulled Huang Shiren, as if he had grabbed a life-saving straw. He could see his nose and face were swollen, and he was stunned again, saying, "Senior, you are..."

Damn it! This kid is so jealous! Can I tell you that he was being slapped in teasing Nuwa?

"I am determined to come and save Nezha quickly, but accidentally hit the mountain and a big mountain crashed into half of it." Huang Shiren said casually.

"Thank you so hard for senior." Yin was extremely grateful to see him in such a embarrassment.

"Sister's words are wrong. Your child is my child. You're so polite!" Huang Shiren took advantage again and turned to Li Jing and said, "Hurry up and help my sister into the house, and you will surely see your son today!"

"Okay! OK!" Li Jing was overjoyed and asked the servant to bring his wife into the house.

"Li Jing, go and call a few midwifes." Huang Shiren ordered again.

"Middlewife? Senior, are you here to deliver the baby?" Li Jing was stunned.

Huang Shiren smiled slightly, revealing her yellow teeth: "You can let me deliver my baby, I am a man, I will see Guangguang for your wife."

"Go and find a midwife!" Li Jing was so scared that he turned around and left.

It was not too late, and four or five midwives were called in front of them.

"Please take this pill with water and let your wife take it. Then wait for the delivery." Huang Shiren handed over the soul-melting pill to the midwife.

"That's all?" Li Jing couldn't help but be stunned.

"What else should I do? Do you think this pill is an ordinary pill! I got it by risking my life!" When Huang Shiren opened his eyes, Li Jing immediately smiled.

The midwives entered the delivery room, and Li Jing and Huang Shiren were waiting outside.

Huang Shiren was not in a hurry. This guy got a table of wine, food, and drink and eat meat. Li Jing was there like an ant on a hot pan. He walked over and looked over, lifting his toes.

From morning to noon, I heard a scream from the room, and a group of people rushed out.

"Oh! Monster! Monster!" The midwife in front of them was so scared that they were no longer looking shy, and turned around and ran away.

"What's going on?" Li Jing grabbed one and was anxious.

"Sir, Madam has given birth to a monster!"

"Monster!" Li Jing heard this and pulled out the sword with a clang and crawled into the room.

Before he could stand still, a red air came towards him with a whimper! Li Jing was also a person who had practiced immortals. He reached out and hugged his head to avoid it. When he looked back, he saw a ball of meat, which was swaying around, and was shocked at the moment.

"Madam, did you give birth to such a thing?" Li Jing said.

On the delivery bed, Yin nodded weakly.

"It's bad luck! Senior Huang lied to me!" Li Jing held back for three years and six months for his son, and his wife suffered for three years and six months. In the end, she gave birth to such a freak. What else can she be if she is not a fairy!

Li Jing was extremely angry and couldn't care about so much. He slashed at the flesh ball with a sword.

"No!" Huang Shiren came in and saw Li Jing wanting to chop the meat ball. He reminded him, but he didn't expect that Li Jing's hand was fast, and the sword arrived early!

A puff!

The meat ball was cut open by a sword, and a fairy spirit burst into pieces, and a child jumped out of it.

The child was covered in red, his face was as pink as pink, and his pink and red, which was very cute. The child could climb as soon as he landed on the ground, and he could stand after climbing for a few seconds, and he could walk after standing. After walking around, his body was as big as an eight or nine-year-old child!

But it made Li Jing and Yin so shocked.

"Hahaha, OK! OK!" Huang Shiren laughed over there.

"Senior, this, this! Monster! Monster!" Li Jing pointed at the child and pulled Huang Shiren's face as special.

"You monster!" Huang Shiren gave Li Jing a blank look, picked up the butt-skinned child, came to the couple, and said, "Have you ever seen such a monster?? I have told you a long time ago that this child is the reincarnation of an immortal, not a mortal! Come, hurry up and see your third son Nezha!"

The couple came over and saw that they were really a beautiful child. When they heard Huang Shiren say this, they were so panicked that they were extremely happy.

"Nezha, call me dad, call me mom!" The couple teased the child, but Nezha's eyes were staring at Huang Shiren.

Although the soul of this spirit bead has been transformed, it is indeed a master and apprentice in Huang Shiren in his previous life, so it has an inexplicable connection.

"Look at it, call me Master!" Huang Shiren said with a smile.

"Master!" Nezha said, his voice was crisp, and Li Jing and his wife looked at each other.

Whose child is so old that he can speak after birth!?

"Be good. This is your father, your mother, don't you call me." Huang Shiren pointed at Li Jing and his wife and said.

"Dad, mom!" Nezha shouted reluctantly.

"Hey!" The couple agreed in unison, happily.

Huang Shiren sat down with Nezha in his arms, and he became more and more happy as he looked at it.

Damn, although I have taken two apprentices, they are all a macaque. One is calm all day long and the other is so indifferent all day long. However, these three apprentices are likable.

When Lao Huang was happy, he took out something from his arms.

"Nezha, Master and you have to give you some gifts for the first time." Huang Shiren smiled.

Nezha was so happy when he saw Huang Shiren taking out so many things, each of them was shining red. After all, it was the child's nature.

"Good disciple, this thing is called Qiankun Circle, a good treasure that smashes people. Whoever you don't like in the future will be killed! This thing is called Huntian Ling, which is specially tied up people. In the future, you will see who is embarrassed and then smash it again after tied up! This thing is called Fire Spike. In the future, you will poke whoever you ask your master to poke, and you will not let anyone go! Also, this thing is called Fenghuo Wheel, which was given to you by your master. When you step on it, come and go like lightning. If you lose, run away." Huang Shiren gave Nezha these magic weapons. Nezha liked it, and she wrapped the Qiankun Circle across the board. Huntian Ling wrapped her body, holding two guns and stepping on Fenghuo Wheel, she was really a member of the God of War, exuding endless murderous aura!

When Li Jing and his wife saw that Huang Shiren had given so many treasures to their son as soon as they made a move, they were even more grateful to Huang Shiren. They suddenly didn't know that this guy was just giving Buddha by borrowing flowers.

"Thank you, Master!" Nezha played with it, and was very happy. He fell to the ground and kowtowed.

"Okay. OK." Huang Shiren looked at Nezha and said even more happily, "Nezha, Master teaches you a few skills, is it good?"

"What kind of martial arts?" Nezha asked with a pink face raised.

"Of course it's fun!" Huang Shiren shook himself and turned into three heads and six arms, making Nezha clapped his hands.

"Fun! Fun! Master teaches you quickly!"

"Okay!" Huang Shiren pointed at Nezha Tianling and taught the three-headed and six-armed Dharma.

Nezha was reincarnated with the spirit bead, and he was extremely intelligent. He quickly learned to create three heads and six arms, and had a happy time: "Master, is there any fun methods?"

"Yes." Huang Shiren used the eight or nine mysterious skills to turn into a room of small animals. Nezha was even more happy and learned it again.

After learning the two skills, Huang Shiren took out a jade box from the box and opened it. It was the two fairy apricots he had gotten from Shen Gongbao before.

Two fairy apricots as big as a longan were taken out, and the room was filled with strange fragrance, which made Nezha very greedy, so he grabbed it and ate it clean.

As soon as I finished eating the apricot, I heard a sound from Nezha's back, two huge wings grew, and another sound came. On one side of Nezha's body, a child who had just been pink suddenly turned into a monster with a face of two feet high like blue indigo, hair like cinnabar, and protruding across the fangs.

Li Jing and his wife were so scared that they almost fell.

"Senior, how did this turn into a monster?" Li Jing was anxious.

Whoever wants their children to be beautiful in the world?

"Don't panic, don't panic." Huang Shiren smiled and said, "After these two immortal fruits, they grow these pair of wings, and Nezha is the general who is traversing in the sky and under the earth."

"Senior! I don't want the general. I'm the 18th generation of the Li family. I can't have a monster descendant!" Li Jing shook his head.

On the other side, Yin also begs Huang Shiren to find a way to change back.

Huang Shiren did not have this method. He originally wanted to make Nezha awesome, but he was helpless even if he was so mean. Seeing Li Jing and his wife thought pitifully, he smiled and said, "In this way, I know a big boss on Jinao Island. I will take Nezha over here. That guy has the ability, absolutely has a way, okay?"

"Okay! Hurry up!" Li Jing said hurriedly.

"Advisor, Master will take you out to play, okay?" Huang Shiren said with a wicked smile.

"Okay! OK!" Nezha's naughty boy, how bad it is.

Huang Shiren set up a cloud head, Nezha spread his wind and thunder wings, and the master and apprentice turned into two streams of light and headed straight for Jinao Island.

Not to mention how Li Jing and his wife were worried about being anxious at home, Huang Shiren, the master and apprentice, came to Jinao Island in a flash and fell to the clouds. Jinao Island was about to be in trouble!

"Damn, Huang Shiren is here again. Senior brothers and sisters, run away quickly!"

"Close the door! Close the door!"

"That, disciple, I took all my elixirs and so on!"

"Bitch Huang is here, hide! Hide!"

Seeing the person in front of him stumbled, Huang Shiren spat and gave a saliva, laughing: "Jinao Island, Jinao Island, I, Lao Huang, are back!"

It’s true: Huang Shiren returns to Jinao Island again, and the chickens fly and the dogs jump!

This time, Jinao Island is going to be in big trouble.
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