PS: "I don't know why the modification of Chapter 18 is so slow, but if my author reads it the day after tomorrow, it has been modified!"

Some people say, you tell your parents about rebirth, that your parents will be worried and afraid, and you are unfilial, so I laughed at that time. Is my rebirth a bad thing? Do you need to be afraid? What parents care about is that your health can make money to support your family. Who can scare to death? Maybe there is something to do, but I know my mother, so she can't scare her.

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The school anniversary was very lively. After borrowing the auditorium of the Naval Academy near the school, all the students in the school could be stuffed in. The leaders who came were very heavy. The director of the Education Bureau and several deputy directors, and the deputy mayor in charge of education in the city were all here. They were originally the leader of the Education Bureau. However, because of Wang Huan's existence, although the mayor and the municipal party secretary could not come, a deputy mayor in charge could also show that he attached importance to him. It would be impossible not to pay attention to him! He alone drove the GDP of the entire city. What if he was not satisfied with settled in other first-tier cities in the future?

Generally speaking, the first program of the evening party is mostly group dance. Not only is it lively, but it can warm up the scene, so a group of colorful little loli are singing and dancing. The members of the school choir sing seriously that I love you motherland. Anyway, this program is always in the right political direction, and it is impossible to tell if you go there.

The leaders watched the show boredly. They had watched enough professional evening parties, let alone students, but they were younger and more lively, and they were still bound to show their characteristics. Watching a group of little kids pretending to be mature? This is really funny for these old foxes!

"Next, please enjoy crosstalk. I will be the performers Wang Huan and Cui Xiaoting for the rest of my life."

The spirit of several leaders was shocked. They were the ones who rushed to each other. If you don’t give Wang Huan any other face, you must give Wang Huan’s face. There is no party in this party, Wang Huan and others can waste time watching it. At most, you can give you face for a few minutes. How busy is the leader!

Wang Huan, wearing a traditional green jacket and Cui Xiaoting, wearing a new red jacket, walked to the front of the stage together. Others would be nervous, but it was just a slight idea to these two people who had seen big scenes.

The classics of my life made the children's shoes teachers and those knowledgeable leaders in the audience burst into laughter. It was so funny. Wang Huan's acting ability is really strong. At his age, many expressions can be cute. These two people act cute together, which adds a bit to the funny effect of this crosstalk.

For example, when Wang Huan said that when he couldn't buy tickets at the train station, the prejudice asked the police: "Do you know the ticket seller is there?" The policeman Szhao said slowly: "I'm still looking for that." The smell made everyone laugh crazy.

"At that time, a great hero, Dong Cunrui, braved the enemy's cannon fire and placed the kitchen knife under the bunker."

"If you jump off the building, I have some research. The second floor is different from the 20th floor. The second floor is a slap! The 20th floor is yum~~~~~~~~"

"You give me fifty dollars, I'll give you one dollar to ensure that no one can see it. I understand in two months, is he lying to me?"

Wang Huan shook out his uncle Degang's burdens one by one. As long as it is not the kind of opera, there are some opera-based jokes that can learn singing and Taiping lyrics, most people can perform crosstalk after memorizing the lines. This is the low threshold for crosstalk that Mr. Degang speaks, but the flawlessness that makes people laugh so hard that they can't help but become a skill, let alone proficient in all four subjects, and can do everything in dialect opera and singing. Fortunately, Wang Huan performed a bit of the charm of Mr. Degang, and it is more than enough to fool these buns who have no knowledge of Deyun Club.

After accepting the crosstalk, many children's shoes applauded desperately and completely ignored the following program. In the end, it was finally settled down. However, the next program became boring as if chewing wooden residue. Until the host mentioned Wang Huan's name again, it was another crosstalk. However, this time it was working with Gong Wen, so we couldn't always take Cui Xiaoting to play alone, otherwise Gong Wen's children's shoes would be jealous.

Dream of the Western Expedition! This is another classic work by Mr. Degang. This is his successful work of changing the old joke into a new joke. It is adapted from the victory picture of the ancestor of crosstalk who is not afraid of poverty. If it is an old joke, it is said that the Taiping Heavenly Kingdom is fighting, what good things do you think of? But it would be much more interesting to fight terrorism in the United States. Although the United States is not hit by a building now, everyone is still very happy to hear the powerful United States being defeated. It is just that the original mocking of Bush Jr. became a little sorry for him. Although Clinton's crotch zipper cannot be controlled, he is at least more capable than Bush Jr.

There is no doubt that if this evening had the best program, it would not be able to escape Wang Huan's hand. If it could be changed, it would be called Wang Huan's crosstalk special party. Everyone was satisfied. It would be worth it to be able to hear such wonderful crosstalk in such an ordinary and mediocre party.

Just when everyone was satisfied and thought that the wonderful performance was over, the subsequent programs were nothing more than making up the numbers, but Wang Huan told everyone, no! The wonderful finale is still there.

"The last program was a cartoon show performed by members of our school's ACG club. Sikong Haruhi's disappearance."

The children's shoes were sensational. You should know that Sikong Chunri's melancholy is their greatest pride. If they don't know what the people outside are doing, they know that this is the greatest glory of their middle school and high school. This is what was broadcast in their own school and then became popular. They can boast about the rest of their lives. Now they have new tricks. They are still the first group of viewers. How can they not make them excited and happy?

Wang Huan first appeared on the stage. He was lying on the bed and fell asleep. Suddenly, his eyes were opened. The music accompanied by was also very funny. The north wind whizzed, as if it was winter.

"It's so cold!" Wang Huan shrank his body while trying to turn off the noisy alarm clock. At this time, a cute little girl ran in. This is Wang Weiwei's little cousin. It's perfect for her to play Ah Xu's sister. You should know that many people who have watched Haruhi Suzumiya's melancholy animation say that she is actually the cuteest character in the whole world.

Everyone watched Wang Huan's performance with great enthusiasm. This is different from the exaggeration of dramas and also from the general stage performance. It seems to be a sitcom. Everyone likes this performance very much, especially when they saw the school uniform that Wang Huan took out, and looked at the blue and white school uniform that was full of black lines on their faces. Oh my God! Can you give us a more fashionable school uniform!
Chapter completed!