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After going to Sanjiang, it’s a lot of trouble. Fortunately, it’s not the first time. Come on! You’re jealous and jealous! Come on, who’s afraid of whom! Now I can ban you for a month, so come on if you’re not afraid.

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That's right, after returning from the United States, Wang Huan returned to school. On the eve of the New Year, he performed a crosstalk with Cui Xiaoting at the class tea party, a crosstalk that no one had ever heard before, and a crosstalk joke by Wang Huan's favorite crosstalk actor "My Life". As a result, he almost made the whole class laugh and the teacher.

Mr. Degang's crosstalk was naturally extraordinary. Wang Huan thought for a long time and was not very suitable for both the Western Expedition Dream or the Radio. On the contrary, "My Life" is very suitable for students to listen to, and the degree of funnyness is not weak at all, so he drew down the lines and worked with Cui Xiaoting. As a result, the following program was tragic after listening to the children's shoes in the class.

I remember that when Wang Huan and Cui Xiaoting were wearing the jacket specially made by Wang Huan, everyone was still very new. However, after saying a few words to the crosstalk, everyone started to get joking. Finally, they laughed with each other. This is the charm of Mr. Degang's crosstalk. Whether he likes him or not, his contribution to Chinese crosstalk is much better than many so-called crosstalk artists. Only the older generation of crosstalk actors are better than him.

So the children's shoes in Class 5 couldn't wait to put the burden on Wang Huan and Cui Xiaoting, a pair of golden boys and jade girls. Anyway, they have great abilities, and it is something they are used to to do more people with great abilities to enjoy it.

The selection is held in the auditorium of No. 1 Middle School. The auditorium of No. 1 Middle School is not big enough. Not to mention the whole school, even the children's shoes in junior high schools are not enough to be stuffed. Generally, the school-wide evening parties have to rent an external auditorium, but if you select programs, such auditorium is more than enough.

An ordinary party is naturally supplemented by singing and dancing language programs. I haven’t heard of that party that skits crosstalk are more than singing and dancing. There are fewer language programs and low quality. It is also a common problem for amateur party. It is easy to find some good voices when singing. It is not difficult to add the supplementary music to the accompaniment music. Some programs that play music can also find children who have been music since elementary school to perform. The same is true for dancing, but who will perform crosstalk in elementary school?

The person responsible for arranging this evening party is a professional. Because the 70th anniversary is not a trivial matter, the teachers who are usually responsible are generally difficult to be competent, because this evening party was watched by the city education and the main leaders of the city. After all, No. 1 Middle School is also an old key middle school.

Zhang Huilan, who is responsible for reviewing the program, is very bored. She is a staff member of the city's TV station. She has rich experience and has worked as a main job in many evening parties in the city. This time she was invited to her because she graduated from No. 1 Middle School. However, the quality of this program really makes her headache. There are more than 100 programs selected and sent, and there are quite a few of them. She just needs to be taller from a short person. However, there are only a dozen languages ​​in total, and each one is boring, either stuttering or awkward, and none of them can barely be said, making her head full.

At this time, two children, a man and a woman, walked onto the stage. Ms. Zhang Huilan was energetic. They wore well-made jackets and looked very stylish. When they looked at the program schedule, Wang Huan and Cui Xiaoting performed "My Life" in crosstalk and immediately found that the other party was a celebrity! It seemed that there was a show.

"Thank you for the enthusiasm of the audience, we can't repay you! Let Xiaoting commit suicide to thank the world." Wang Huan's first sentence made Zhang Huilan and two other review teachers amused.

"Ah! Why did you give me aside? Then? Why didn't you commit suicide to thank the world!" Cui Xiaoting's funny guy was not weak at all. Facing Wang Huan's sudden attack on her, she was perfectly matched.

"I? I am so handsome, elegant and elegant as me, and I love flowers when I see flowers bloom. From the 80-year-old grandmother to the 10-year-old loli, the whole earth will stop turning if I die."

"Why do I feel so disgusting?"

Zhang Huilan laughed haha. It was so interesting to quarrel between these two people! This is a crosstalk performance! It is free and relaxed and extremely funny. She was so uncomfortable for them when she listened to those crosstalks just now.

"I hope everyone will be healthy, happy and happy forever."

"I borrow your good words."

"You are all happy, you are just like this, you are all happy, what should I do?"

The next crosstalk began to get to the point. When Wang Huan said that she was eating sugar cakes and scalding the back of her head, Zhang Huilan sprayed it directly. A picture came into her mind. When she tore it herself, the sugar juice flowed down. After licking it, scalding the back of her head. This is so funny!

The following various burdens made them laugh. Although they had no award, they never drowned in their entire lives. They practiced swimming on the lawn and swim dryly! Look at Nezha! His sword was cold, his blood was cold, his people were cold, and this kid was frozen.

Finally, when Wang Huan said that he took the money box he had just picked up to the bank to deposit money, the three people in the audience were already sneered.

Such a good show is undoubtedly gone. Even Zhang Huilan strongly asked Wang Huan and Cui Xiaoting to perform a show. After all, there are too few good crosstalk shows, but Wang Huan politely declined. Although there are still many jokes, most of the jokes of Mr. Degang are not harmonious. It is rare for me in my life. But when he learned that there was only one crosstalk show in total, he had to agree. After thinking for a long time, he finally decided to use the Dream of the West. Anyway, there should be nothing to satirize Lao Mi?

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"By the way, I don't know if I can perform a shorter drama! Animation drama." Wang Huan suddenly thought of a good idea.

"Of course, can you tell me?" Zhang Huilan was so happy. She had heard on the TV station that this young talent was so powerful, but she didn't expect she was talented in this area!

"Don't you know if we ACG club? We made a melancholy radio drama called Kasumi Sikong."

Zhang Huilan nodded quickly. Many people in Hong Kong City knew about this. They were the first city to listen to!

"I was thinking that I could use Sikong Haruhi's melancholy characters to perform a theatrical sketch, which was called Sikong Haruhi's disappearance."
Chapter completed!