Chapter 23 You must have been Lei Feng in your last life
"Brother-in-law, I want to eat steamed sea bass!" Feng Xiangyun pointed at the menu and shouted.
"Point!" Jiang Yunfan was extremely generous and showed his true qualities as a gentleman.
"Brother-in-law, I want to eat boiled shrimp!" Feng Xiangyun said.
"Waiter, add a boiled shrimp." Jiang Yunfan shouted.
"Brother-in-law, I want to try sesame buns!" Feng Xiangyun said again.
"Waiter! Here's a sesame bun!" Jiang Yunfan shouted again.
The smiling waitress came over and introduced: "Sir, one portion of our sesame buns is enough for five people. We ordered so many dishes. You see..."
"I can't eat and I have to walk around!" Jiang Yunfan waved his hand and decided.
"Okay! Sir, do you need anything else? Drinks or something?" the waiter asked.
"Brother-in-law, I want to drink red wine!" Feng Xiangyun said.
"Yeah." Jiang Yunfan nodded, then turned around and asked the waiter: "Is there any Lafite in 1982?"
"Pfft..." Feng Xiangzhi, who was sitting aside drinking tea, spit it out. She looked at Jiang Yunfan with extremely resentful eyes. Someone seemed to owe her a hundred yuan in the morning, right?
"Sir, we don't have this," the waiter replied politely. Even a star-rated hotel may not have a bottle of red wine worth 100,000 yuan, let alone this casual restaurant on the roadside.
“Where’s the Romanee-Conti from 1996?”
"...Sir, we don't have this either."
"Oh, you don't have any of this. Then give me a glass of freshly squeezed grape juice!" Jiang Yunfan had enough of pretending and finally showed his trump card.
"No."
"You can have this." Jiang Yunfan said patiently.
The waitress chuckled and said cooperatively: "This really doesn't happen..."
"Are there any drinks related to grapes?"
"Crystal Grape."
"...Come on two bottles." Jiang Yunfan motioned.
"Sir, would you like Kang Shuaibo's, Lehaha's, or Tonger's?" the waiter asked again.
Jiang Yunfan had no idea and looked at the two girls.
"Kang Shuaibo." Feng Xiangzhi said.
"No! Let's have fun!" Feng Xiangyun was extremely sure. "The other two are Japanese companies."
Jiang Yunfan wanted to laugh. He didn't expect that this little girl was still an angry young man.
"Actually, both Kang Shuaibo and Tonger are not foreign companies. It's just that one has Japanese capital injections, and the other's entire production line is made up of Japanese machines and technology." Feng Xiangzhi explained.
"It's a Japanese company! They use the guise of a state-owned company to make money from us Chinese people, but in fact it's been greatly damaged inside!" Feng Xiangyun pouted.
"They are state-owned enterprises! This is called internationalization! The fact that our companies have received foreign capital injections shows that our companies have market prospects!" Feng Xiangzhi did not give in at all.
Jiang Yunfan quickly came out to smooth things over: "Okay, okay, don't argue. In fact, you all said it wrong..."
"Um?"
"Whatever belongs to China and Japan, the whole world belongs to Bangzi Chinese!" Jiang Yunfan said.
"Pfft!" Feng Xiangzhi took a second sip of tea. "Haha! Brother-in-law, you are very humorous!" Feng Xiangyun happily leaned on the table, and the waiter also covered her mouth and laughed.
"Haha, I wonder why these two beauties talked about my country?" A man in a suit and leather shoes, with oily hair and pink face, walked up to the seat next to Jiang Yunfan and sat down next to Jiang Yunfan while speaking awkward Chinese. He ignored Jiang Yunfan and sat down directly.
Jiang Yunfan frowned. "Hey, who are you?"
The man showed a charming smile, stared at Feng Xiangzhi with aggressive eyes, and said: "I am the best needle in the world - Pu Zhenghuan, a disciple of Master Jin Nanzhu. Miss Feng, I am very happy to be here with you.
We met by chance, I have to say, this is a kind of fate."
When Jiang Yunfan heard this name, he was in awe. "Brother, are you from the royal family?" he asked.
Pu Zhenghuan then turned his attention to Jiang Yunfan. He said with great pride: "Yes, just as this dear friend said. My ancestors are the descendants of the Zhao family of Queen Ciyi Gongshenhuixian Kangrenzhensu Wenhuizhuanglie!"
Haha, may I ask what your last name is? By the way, how did you figure out my noble bloodline?" After saying that, he looked at Jiang Yunfan expectantly with a smile on his face.
Jiang Yunfan picked his nostrils and said: "Oh, my surname is Jiang. Well, it's mainly because of your name. Look, the emperor in the north is called Jinri, and you in the south are called whoring. They match well."
Only then did Pu Zhenghuan realize that this man was mocking his name! But the beauty was in front of him, and Pu Zhenghuan didn't know the relationship between this man and Feng Xiangzhi, so he didn't dare to get angry easily.
Feng Xiangzhi finally realized that this stick seemed to know her. "Who are you?"
"Ms. Feng, do you still remember? We met once at the last Sino-Korean medical exchange conference!"
When Pu Zhenghuan said this, Feng Xiangzhi finally remembered.
Two years ago, Linjiang City and Incheon City in Bangzi State established a sister city. The two sides sent each other talents from various industries such as education, culture, and medical care to exchange and learn. The acupuncture master named Jin Nanzhu did leave a lasting impression on Feng Xiangzhi.
She was deeply impressed, but this... what Zhenghuan was, Feng Xiangzhi was sure that she had no impression at all, even if his legs were so long that they bifurcated from the navel.
"This must be Xiangzhi's sister! Haha, she is as naturally beautiful as her sister!" Pu Zhenghuan thought that Feng Xiangzhi finally remembered him, so he took advantage of the situation and prepared to have a good relationship with Feng Xiangzhi's sister.
Feng Xiangyun leaned close to her sister's ear and whispered: "Sister, why do I feel that this long-legged oppa from Bangzi country doesn't look as pleasing to my brother-in-law at all?"
Feng Xiangzhi stared back. "Don't call me brother-in-law anymore! Didn't I make it clear to you? He is just a colleague and a tenant!"
"Oh." Feng Xiangyun pursed her lips, sat back and stopped talking. But after a few seconds, she secretly asked: "Sister, if I don't call him brother-in-law, will he still treat me to this meal?"
Pu Zhenghuan heard these two sentences of dialogue between the two sisters clearly. He immediately shook his hair coolly, showed a charming smile, and said: "Haha, if the two ladies are willing to show their respect, how about I treat you to this meal?
"
Damn it! What a great relationship! Jiang Yunfan was worried about what to do when he finished the meal and paid the bill. Originally, his plan was to tell Feng Xiangyun that all his money had been handed over to her sister, and then let Feng Xiangzhi settle the bill. Unexpectedly,
, a timely helper came out of the way and called for protection!
What a good man, Jiang Yunfan sighed, and then he called the waiter who had just left: "Waiter, give us some more tableware! Show me the menu again!"
Jiang Yunfan had been fighting and treating illnesses today, and he was already hungry after a hard day's work. If he didn't want to save some money for Xiangzhi, these few dishes wouldn't be enough for him!
"A portion of secret garlic spareribs, a plate of vegetarian stir-fried broccoli, and the dishes should be mixed with meat and vegetables. Xiangzhi often teaches me this." Jiang Yunfan said to Pu Zhenghuan seriously.
"Have a plate of Mapo Tofu. Hey, let me tell you a story. Our Vice President Chen Chuan ate Mapo Tofu last time. Guess what happened? Haha, he was stabbed by Mapo more than 20 times! Eh!
, why don’t you laugh? Well, I guess you Bangzi people don’t understand such a cold joke. Well, forget it, we’ll tell you about it while eating later... This, this is good! Saliva chicken! This is Xiangzhi’s best
Love, Xiangzhi, what are you looking at me for? Yo! Dongpo Pork! A famous dish from Jiangsu and Zhejiang, small whoring, I tell you, you must try this! Our country is anti-pornography, Smecta, whoring is not allowed, Misimi
Xi, so awesome!"
So, while Jiang Yunfan kept talking, he finished ordering eight dishes and one soup.
"Can we eat it?" Pu Zhenghuan wondered.
Jiang Yunfan patiently explained to his international friends: "Look at the four of us eating eight dishes. This is called stability in Chinese culture, and it has a good meaning."
"Oh." Pu Zhenghuan suddenly realized it and praised Jiang Yunfan's erudition repeatedly. "Mr. Jiang, you are amazing! I think I still have a lot to learn from you in terms of your country's culture!"
Jiang Yunfan said with a smile: "Haha, okay, okay. Just don't go out and tell others that these things are yours after you finish learning."
The smile on Pu Zhenghuan's face froze. He finally heard the irony in Jiang Yunfan's tone.
"Mr. Jiang, what do you mean by this?" Pu Zhenghuan asked coldly.
Jiang Yunfan's tone also turned cold. "Mr. Park, what I mean is that I have no problem with your teacher being the country's number one shot. But don't take the title of number one shot in the world casually!"
It is said in the "Huangdi Nei Jing": Tibetan cold causes various diseases, and the treatment is suitable for moxibustion! As early as thousands of years ago, we in China have begun to use acupuncture to treat patients! Are you the ancestors of traditional Chinese medicine in Bangzi country? You still dare to say that in front of your ancestors
Are you number one in the world?"
Pu Zhenghuan laughed. "Haha, I didn't expect that Mr. Jiang turned out to be a member of the same group. Are you a Chinese medicine practitioner?"
Jiang Yunfan also laughed. "I don't dare to take it seriously. Although I am usually frivolous and dissolute, I would never dare to associate with thieves!"
However, Pu Zhenghuan was not angry. He tapped his fingers on the table and said: "As a student, although my medical skills are humble, I still have to rectify my master's name. Our Korean Medical Team will go to Linjiang City No. 1 Hospital tomorrow and we will lay down
In the arena, I challenge your country’s medical experts with my meager medical skills. I believe that Dr. Yi Jiang’s eloquence is also a well-known figure in your country’s medical community, right?”
Feng Xiangyun saw that the person who came with the stick was evil, and she lost her confidence. "Humph, my brother-in-law is so busy, how can I have time to fight with you? Besides, there is no benefit to us if we win, so why should we fight with you!"
"Haha, who said there are no benefits?" Pu Zhenghuan said proudly: "For this Sino-Korean medical competition, my family specially took out a treasure - a snow lotus gifted by the Tang Dynasty king in the Silla era as a bet!"
"What did you say?"
"Thousand-year Snow Lotus!"
Feng Xiangzhi and Jiang Yunfan exclaimed in unison.
Jiang Yunfan really wanted to kiss Pu Zhenghuan, but someone would give him a pillow when he fell asleep. Are all the people in Bangzi Country so enthusiastic?
Chapter completed!