Chapter 22 Your sister
"Say it again?" Feng Xiangzhi suspected that she heard wrongly.
"One thousand-year-old snow lotus costs two coins for a human soul." Jiang Yunfan was extremely solemn.
Feng Xiangzhi stared at Jiang Yunfan's face, as if trying to see a mischievous smile on his face.
But no.
"Are you talking in your sleep? Although things like thousand-year-old snow lotus are rare, you can still find them. What is the human soul? Do you want me to catch a ghost for you?" Feng Xiangzhi threw the pen and asked Jiang Yunfan angrily.
road.
"Emperor Yin Fu Jing" says: Madam, the organ of the heart and soul, the place of human lungs and soul, is also the palace of the human body and spirit. If the heart is injured, it is an injury to the soul; if the body is injured, it is an injury to the spirit; if the lungs are injured, it is an injury to the spirit.
The injury must be caused by a physical injury..." Jiang Yunfan said as he picked up the pen that had fallen to the ground and handed it back to Feng Xiangzhi's hand.
"In the "Compendium of Materia Medica", popularity, human essence, and human soul are all noted. It is a pity that the "Compendium of Materia Medica" published now almost deletes all the 'human body'. The so-called human soul refers to the person who hanged himself.
A piece of black soil under your feet can soothe the mind and calm the soul. If this medicine is missing, Brother Ran's mind will be easily hurt when I give the acupuncture, which will cause other diseases. Oh, to use your professional terminology of Western medicine, it is
- Cancer cells spread."
"Wow! Uncle Baozi is so awesome!" Xiao Jia's eyes shone, and she was so excited that she didn't know what to do. She carefully sat next to her father, and gestured with her little fingers very seriously: "Dad, did you hear that?
?Uncle Baozi knows so much, even more than Sister Xiangzhi! He will definitely be able to cure Dad!"
Xiao Jia twisted her petite body and whispered in Ran Ping's ear: "Dad, let me tell you a secret. Those bad boys in the class always said that Xiao Jia was a child without a mother or a father, and Xiao Jia would follow
They quarreled. Xiaojia told them that Xiaojia has a father, and my father is the best father. He never complains about pain even when he is sick and gets injections... Xiaojia wants to wait for his father to get better and ask his father to send me there.
At school, the new teacher Zhang in our class is very good-looking and has a gentle voice. Xiaojia wants Sister Xiangzhi and Teacher Zhang to be my mother together..."
Feng Xiangzhi had a sore nose and turned her head away from looking at the little angel. But Ran Ping had already burst into tears.
"Dad, why are you crying? Is it because Xiaojia quarreled with the bad boy... Xiaojia, Xiaojia knows she was wrong..." Xiaojia hurriedly stretched out her hand to wipe away Ran Ping's tears, but Ran Pingbing's thick hand was cold.
Hold it and put it on your face.
"Cough, cough... Xiaojia did nothing wrong. Xiaojia is very good. It's dad who is scared. Your sister Xiangzhi only gives dad one injection every day, but this uncle Baozi wants to stick dozens of needles at once.
That's why dad cried." Ran Ping said with a tearful smile.
Xiao Jia looked at the acupuncture bag spread out by Jiang Yunfan with suspicion. The cold and shining silver needles of different lengths inside made the little thing feel scared.
"Brother Baozi, do you really want to stick so many needles into dad's body? Can you stick them one by one like sister Xiangzhi?" Xiaojia shrank in his father's arms and asked.
"Yes, you have to get a lot of needles at once, otherwise dad's illness will be slow to recover. Xiaojia doesn't want dad to get well soon?"
Xiao Jia pursed her lips and gathered her courage before saying, "Well, Uncle Baozi, can you prick me first? I want to set an example for my father. If Xiao Jia is not afraid, my father will not be afraid!"
Feng Xiangzhi burst into tears. She picked up Xiaojia, let Xiaojia bury her head on her chest, and coaxed gently: "Dad is making Xiaojia happy. Uncle Baozi is much better than me. He does acupuncture."
It doesn’t hurt at all. With Uncle Baozi here, your dad will definitely get better soon..."
After leaving the Ran family, Feng Xiangzhi and Jiang Yunfan fell into embarrassment again.
In the end, Feng Xiangzhi was the first to break the silence.
"Are you really sure that you can cure Brother Ran's disease?"
"Of course." Jiang Yunfan scratched the back of his head. "His illness only looks serious, but it actually does not damage the root cause."
"This is cancer!" Feng Xiangzhi emphasized.
"What's wrong with cancer? Even minor illnesses like colds can kill people if treated incorrectly. Cancers are not all terminal diseases."
"But those two things you mentioned... it's impossible to get them! Can they be replaced by other things?"
Jiang Yunfan curled his lips and said, "Okay, go to the drugstore and buy painkillers, they cost fifty cents each. Buy them for ten yuan."
"Really? Painkillers are enough! Then what?"
Jiang Yunfan spread his hands. "Then eat it in one go, and it's all over."
"You!" Feng Xiangzhi's anger that had just subsided was ignited again. She stood at the door of her home and said coldly to Jiang Yunfan: "I'm home, goodbye!"
Jiang Yunfan was stunned, "See you again?"
"Goodbye is goodbye! Just go and do whatever you want! Don't come into my house!" Feng Xiangzhi finally made up her mind to drive Jiang Yunfan away. She turned around and opened the door, quickly got in, and was about to close the door.
Feng Xiangzhi pulled the door handle hard, but the door didn't move at all, but was opened by a big hand.
The two of them were facing each other from a distance away, staring at each other.
"Jiang Yunfan! Let go!" Feng Xiangzhi said through gritted teeth.
"I don't." Jiang Yunfan made a face.
"Jiang Yunfan! If you don't let go, I'll call the police!" Feng Xiangzhi was about to make a big move.
"You call the police. If you call the police here, I will shout loudly and tell you that Miss Feng is hiding a man at home and locks the door to prevent her fiancé from entering the house!" Jiang Yunfan showed his invincible face.
What kind of fiancé is hiding a man? Feng Xiangzhi was horrified when she heard this! The whole building was full of old neighbors. If Jiang Yunfan really made such a fuss, she might not be able to live in this community anymore.
I brought something home, Feng Xiangzhi thought sadly.
"Jiang Yunfan, tell me, what do you want?" Feng Xiangzhi asked, suppressing her ever-escalating anger.
"What do I want? Go home and sleep." Jiang Yunfan looked cute.
Feng Xiangzhi didn't agree with him at all. "I hope you go to sleep outside!"
"No money." Jiang Yunfan answered simply and neatly, without any sense of honor as a man.
"I'll get you money." Feng Xiangzhi said decisively.
"No, I want to sleep with you." Jiang Yunfan refused.
Feng Xiangzhi vomited blood, her eyes flashed fiercely, and she said word by word: "I'll give you some more money, and I'll ask you to go out and find any woman you want, and sleep with a few women!"
Feng Xiangzhi was really on the verge of going berserk. Otherwise, she wouldn't have said such crazy things.
"But... we slept well yesterday..." Jiang Yunfan lowered his head and muttered softly.
Feng Xiangzhi was finally fired up. She pushed open the door suddenly, took out her wallet, threw it on Jiang Yunfan, and said loudly: "I just don't want to sleep with you, okay!"
Quiet.
Feng Xiangzhi was so ashamed and angry that she was brought to the ditch by that bastard Jiang Yunfan!
Jiang Yunfan asked tremblingly: "Um...your sister..."
"Your sister!" Feng Xiangzhi shot back.
"No, I said your sister..."
"Your sister! Your sister! Your sister!"
Jiang Yunfan was speechless. He tilted his head and pointed behind Feng Xiangzhi.
Feng Xiangzhi's heart skipped a beat, and she turned around stiffly, and then she saw her sister.
Why is Xiaoyun back? Did she hear our conversation just now? She won't misunderstand anything! What did I just say? I said... I don't want to sleep with him anymore... Feng Xiangzhi is about to cry but has no tears!
"Sister...what...brother-in-law is good..." Feng Xiangyun stuck out her tongue. She felt that she came back at the wrong time...no! It was just the right time! She accidentally broke up her sister's relationship, and she was really a little excited.
Woolen cloth!
When Feng Xiangzhi opened the door, Feng Xiangyun had already walked out of the bedroom, just in time to catch the most explosive revelation of this century!
My sister has fallen in love with Fanfan! And she even...slept with that man! What kind of person is this brother-in-law? Could he be a domineering president? It’s not like that. My sister has no temper at all when she yells at her, and she is so disrespectful to a wealthy family.
There is absolutely no love in sadomasochism! Could it be that he is a cold and cold immortal like the one above? It doesn’t look like that. He has a frustrated look on his face and his fighting ability is weak at first glance. It’s all over. Could he be a gentle and gentle person?
Accept it?
With such random thoughts in Feng Xiangyun's mind, Feng Xiangzhi was also in a state of confusion. At this moment, the guy actually introduced himself:
"Hello sister, my name is Jiang Yunfan. I am a doctor by profession. I am your sister's colleague. Also, let me clarify that, in fact, we have not slept together." Jiang Yunfan said with great sincerity.
Chapter completed!