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Volume 9: Matchmaker Arrives (Twenty)

The interrogation ended when Cupid revealed that he was a virgin. Everyone who was hit after hearing the interrogation said that they didn’t blame these two guys, and even the eldest son could not bear to protect his shortcomings. There was no way, he was a god of marriage, but he was still a single dog for thousands of years, so cruel and sympathetic!

It’s not a big deal, but the rules are rules. The charges of Yue Lao and Cupid in the Spirit Security Bureau were still settled, and everyone would not let them go so easily. Before Erlang Shen and Goddess Hera came to negotiate, they had to accept the punishment from the Spirit Security Bureau first. As for the punishment content... Cough cough, there are so many bachelors in their bureau, and finally caught these two marriage gods who can do nothing for them, how could they not make good use of it!

The point is that we have to take this opportunity to tell the people at the headquarters what these two guys have done, so as not to ruin the innocence of the people who are dragged into the water because of their bets... It really makes people feel that they have a big head and the staff have too much brains. I guess the effect of refuting the rumors will not be too obvious.

But no matter how obvious it is, it still has to do it. So Feng Rong waved his hand and specially divided an empty floor to serve Yue Lao and Cupid. Not long after the notice was issued to various departments, the entire floor was suddenly crowded with people. Yue Lao and Cupid almost cried when they saw it - they had to work overtime until the Year of the Monkey and Horse Month?!

The field team of the General Office was also thrown by Lin Yingkong to preside over the order. Zhu Mengtian held the loudspeaker and shouted: "The God of Marriage in the East and the West is in charge of our headquarters. We can calculate marriage for free. Don't miss it if you miss it. Just line up, just line up, line up, and get the red line. Don't miss it if you pass by. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Two long queues instantly started to report numbers in a noisy moment. When the person who reported to No. 998 looked closely, hey, isn’t this guy just Qu Xiumian who just confessed to Bu Mengsheng? Now who doesn’t know that even the Yue Lao asserted that he likes Bu Mengsheng. He has a wife who is determined and he still competes for resources from them. Isn’t it shameful!

Then Qu Xiumian was squeezed away in a swarm. He said with a sad face: "My dear hasn't agreed to my pursuit yet. I am also a miserable person. How can you bear it?"

Everyone said that they were pitiful and couldn't bear it, so they held him down and beat him up. Then you would go to Mr. Bu to comfort him even more pitifully. Brothers can only help you get here. Good people have a safe life, no need to thank you!

Just when the team behind was grabbing the position, the person in the front had already begun to catch two gods of marriage. Mo Feisong was a figure at the level of his former seniors, and was also very powerful and powerful. As soon as he appeared, he stood in front of him, and no one dared to step in front of him. So Mo Feisong became the first person in Cupid's lineup and said to Cupid with a smile: "This little friend, you choose me and She Xun as the target of your bet. Does it mean that we are particularly destined to bet?"

Bai Congqiu was furious when he saw him queuing up and was rushing to eavesdropping, "Mo Feisong, you still dare to covet my baby! I tell you, there is no way! There is no crack in the door...ah!"

"Stupid!" She Xun slapped him away with his tail, deeply feeling that one day he would be unable to help killing this big white cat and then be chased by the entire Spirit Security Bureau... No, according to the degree of disgust of everyone to Bai Congqiu, perhaps he might still win the Best Save Humanity Award from the Spirit Security Bureau. Maybe he should immediately write a book called "One Hundred Ways to Murder the Director of the Spirit Security Bureau"...

Mo Fei and Songli were too lazy to argue about the stupid Bai Congqiu, but just stared at Cupid with a smile. The latter was under great pressure from him and said tremblingly: "Previous, senior, you have a shallow love line and have been single for many years. I'm afraid... I'm afraid that those who are destined to be waiting for you in the future. The fate is not enough for the time being, don't be anxious..."

It means that you have been a single dog for thousands of years, and it doesn't matter if you keep it... Mo Feisong nodded to show his understanding, and turned around and left quickly. Everyone was watching his calm back, and was about to sigh that the master is a master, and he was still so calm when he was judged to continue being a bachelor... Suddenly, the table in front of Cupid was shattered into thousands of petals, as if symbolizing someone's future tragic fate. Cupid was silent for a moment and really cried - can he return to the Western heaven alive?

Fei Rong, who was addicted to being a bodyguard, didn't care at all. She picked up another table and put it on the pile of residue, and said proudly: "I knew that the scrap rate of tables, chairs and benches must be 100%, so I asked the Ling Logistics Department to bring you a hundred sets of tables and chairs, and smash them casually. We are rich in the bureau and you are not short of money!"

Cupid: "…qaq!" He wants to go home!

On the other hand, Bi Fang, as an inquirer, flew faster, so he was very honored to be ranked first in the team in front of the Yue Lao. Yue Lao pinched his fingers and calculated, and said without tears: "Miss Bi Fang, can you not touch my waist with your hands? You can't even have your chest or your neck! Oh, do you really need me to calculate your marriage for you?"

Bi Fang, who prefers Shota, said indifferently: "I touch mine, you count yours, I don't mind."

"...But I mind!" The old man of Yue hid in her hand with difficulty, and hurriedly said with a bitter face: "Miss Bifang, your marriage is here, in the southeast, deep in the lotus..."

"Really?!" Bi Fang immediately stopped touching his feet, and ran away with his eyes glowing in high heels. Others could immediately guess where she was going. The headquarters community is just southeast of the headquarters building. There is a lake full of water lilies. It looks amazing in midsummer - but this season, the lake surface is frozen, and all those who should be frozen to death are frozen to death. Where does the depths of the lotus come from?

Old Yue watched her run away in an instant and was stunned. Erkang said, "Girl, the time has not come, why are you in a hurry..."

Someone asked with a gossip on his face and said, "When is the time coming?"

Old Yue said with a distressed look: "It can still be waited within two hundred years."

Everyone at the headquarters: "..." They could almost imagine a scene of a fiery red Bifang bird waiting in the lotus pond to become a bird-looking stone... It was really a dismal place. Miss Bifang, light wax.

Feng Rong and Lin Yingkong stood on the platform on a high place and looked down at the bustling bustle below. He couldn't help laughing at the movements. Lin Yingkong looked at E Jingbai next to him with sarcasm: "You really don't want to ask who your destined person is?"

E Jingbai, who racked his brains and tried his best to talk and never talked like this in his lifetime, finally explained that he had nothing to do with Yan Mi. In a blink of an eye, he was teased by the bad-hearted Lin Yingkong again. He said with a dark face: "No need."

"Where?" Feng Rong glanced at him and said slowly: "Then I don't need to remind you, Yan Mi is also queuing downstairs."

"What?!" E Jingbai was stunned, "Why is he here?!"

Feng Rong felt that he was a kind person, so he immediately sold his teammates for a second, "Meng Tian brought him in."

"...Wish Meng Tian!" E Jingbai ran down with gritted teeth... looking for Yan Mi.

Lin Yingkong said quietly: "The headquarters is already full of pride, and the lethality of Bu Mengsheng is enough, so why bother Jingbai?"

Jiu Tianyu, who was watching, also frustrated Yahua and said viciously: "Haha, the marriage line has not been untied yet, he can ignore me anytime and anywhere, saying that he did not covet my corn, who would believe it!" It is estimated that among so many people, E Jingbai will be the least affected!

Lin Yingkong was thinking, "So Jingbai denied it because Yan Mi didn't like him?"

"... Come on, if you don't have someone you like, what kind of marriage is that dead ice cube of corn? How many people have never paid attention to him!" Jiu Tianyu looked down at Yan Mi, who was automatically separated by half an arm in the crowd. He stood there in line with his pants pockets, arrogantly and self-consistently. Then E Jingbai squeezed in, as if asking him what he was doing. Yan Mi tilted her head and said a few words to him. E Jingbai stood with him in a bit entangled manner. Jiu Tianyu was shocked, "Tsk, labor and capital have known him for so many years, but he has never seen him stick to me so much."

Lin Yingkong glanced at him and smiled, "Who made you a friend, not a lover? It's human nature." Is it so easy to defeat the truth that has never faded from ancient times to the present?

Jiu Tianyu rolled his eyes, "Yes, you are the example of this kind of person."

"That's it." Lin Yingkong was still very proud.

Feng Rongzai was talking to Xing Jun who was watching the fun: "Why are you so anxious to come to check the bill in person this time? Didn't it be Ai Tianjun who came here before?"

"There's no way," Xing Jun shrugged with distress, "In the past, my employees always said they would raise their wages, so I said I'll wait for the Year of the Monkey. Who knew that there would be a Horse Month this year!"

Feng Rong was stunned, and then burst into laughter in an instant, "Is this OK?"

Xing Jun sighed and said, "No, young people nowadays have all kinds of ideas. When I get old, I can't keep up with the times."

Feng Rong shook his head, "Don't say you're old, your charm is even many 18-year-old newcomers at the headquarters say they want to give birth to monkeys for you all day long... Well, it should be this word, I always heard Rongzi say it."

"..." Xing Jun was speechless for a moment, "I'm pretty sure I didn't provoke them..."

Feng Rong smiled, "If you provoke me, your family's border sea should take action."

Xing Jun coughed uneasyly, "Who cares about him..."

When Lin Yingkong heard his minister praise other men, he was jealous and said with a smile: "Minister, do you also want someone to give birth to a monkey for you?"

Feng Rong now heard him shouting, his spine chills, cleared his throat and said righteously: "Who said that, I have never thought about anything. Don't hear it, be good."

"Hmm~" Minister is rare to coax himself like this. Lin Yingkong is very helpful. He turned his face and wanted to kiss him.

"Minister--" Cheng Xiaodai flew up as he shouted.

Feng Rong immediately opened the distance from Lin Yingkong, ignored his sad eyes and asked, "What's wrong?"

Cheng Xiaodai was so scared by Lin Yingkong's eyes that he was staggering, and said stutteringly: "I, I just want to say that someone wants to pay for Yue Lao's red line. Yue Lao asked him if he could charge the money?"

Lin Yingkong said "Haha" twice, "I have caused a big mess at the headquarters. Do he still want to do business and make money?"

Feng Rong patted the back of Lin Yingkong's hand with comfort and comfortingly, and said, "Let him go, there are so many officials. If he really sends it, he will have to hang himself at the door of my office tomorrow and tell them not to use it as a prank."

"Who is willing to make a prank if you really get it..." Lin Yingkong murmured, then looked at Cheng Xiaodai, raised his chin, "Go and get one for me and the minister."

"Okay Assistant Lin, no problem Assistant Lin!" Assistant Xiaodai got the instructions, he got out of here and complained - you both are about to launch a flash bomb and blind the entire headquarters, and you still need the red line?

Feng Rong was also a little puzzled, "What do we want to do with the red line?" He actually always felt that these external objects could not influence the emotional problems, otherwise he would have tied a red line to his and Baili Mengyan's little fingers back then.

Seeing his distracted expression, Lin Yingkong guessed what he was thinking. He suddenly felt that his jealous life would not be short. He frowned slightly and said sadly: "The minister would rather be connected with the executive officer Zong Shaoxian than with me?"

Zong Shaoxian: "..." He has tried hard to treat himself as invisible, so why do he still have to be shot in him? Is it good to give him some human rights?

When Feng Rong saw his assistant frowning, he had no time to apologize to Zong Shaoxian who was shot in the knee. He reached out to rub Lin Yingkong's eyebrows and said laughing and crying: "We still need this kind of thing?" Their relationship has been announced in the entire supernatural world. How many couples have been as high-profile as them in recent years? This is much more grand than tying up a certificate, or is it the kind of person who will be attacked to death if he changes his mind.

Feng Rong spoke casually but sincerely. Lin Yingkong felt relieved after hearing this, and grabbed his hand and rubbed it, "That's right, no one can compete with me for the minister~"

Feng Rong had no choice but to say, "Why do you think someone will come to grab me with you?"

"Ah Li, do you have a little bit of a sense of a male god in the nation..." Jiu Tianyu next to him couldn't listen, "Just a while ago, your assistant was beaten by your fans for a challenge letter. Did you forget so quickly? If you haven't forgotten, I sincerely suggest that you think carefully before meeting your parents whether to change to someone who is not so clingy, not so jealous, not so black-bellied!" How can you let go of the opportunity to slander this big-tail wolf!

Feng Rong was embarrassed, "Yingkong is pretty good..."

Lin Yingkong immediately looked at the Jiutianyu who was trying to blacken him with a provocative look. He smiled like the flowers in March. The spring was so bright and he said with great affection: "Sorry, Deputy Jiu, my minister thinks I am good, so I am satisfied. Thank you for your suggestions. I will be fine, good, reverse, and save." He deliberately bit a few heavy notes.

Jiu Tianyu snorted disdainfully, "Then reflect on it, I didn't do it well once... Haha." The two tones fully demonstrated the possibility of infinite miserable outcomes.

Lin Yingkong didn't jump into the pit he dug, and vowed to show his love to the end: "I will always be sincere to the minister, how could there be a possibility of not doing well?"

His assistant confessed his true love. Unfortunately, the minister, who was naturally restrained, sounded as shameless in public, and had to interrupt, "Okay, Yingkong, be kind to Tianyu."

"Okay, Minister!" Lin Yingkong was overjoyed in an instant. He was so polite, he was treating guests - don't ask the author how his assistant Lin understood this word - doesn't this mean that Jiu Tianyu is an outsider and he is an insider? Lin Yingkong was happy and thought of the interrupted kiss just now, and immediately leaned forward to make up for the kiss to express his surging mood.

"Minister--" Zhu Mengtian suddenly rushed over.

"..." Lin Ying's empty forehead veins jumped, and he forced Zhu Mengtian, who wanted to rush over, was still there. Without Feng Rong asked, he gritted his teeth and asked with a smile: "What's wrong?"

The word "克" is meaningful. Zhu Mengtian could not understand what happened when he saw his posture. He smiled and took a step back, "What, I want to tell the minister that the God Lord started fighting with Teacher Mo again."

Lin Yingkong smiled and said sincerely: "I wish them to kill each other at the same time."

"..." Feng Rong's eyelids jumped, he quickly patted his shoulder, and then said to Zhu Mengtian: "Why are they fighting again?" Didn't Yue Lao just say that She Xun was not Mo Feisong's marriage?

Zhu Mengtian touched his chin, "I didn't see the process. It is said that Teacher Mo gave She Xun a very expensive gift in the morning. She Xun just said that she would return it to him. When the God saw it, he held the axe and pinched it with Teacher Mo without saying a word."

"..." Feng Rong paused and said calmly: "Go and tell the God Lord that if he continues to fight, I will transfer She Xun to my field team to help during his voluntary work." She Xun's identity as a non-staff member is under the name of Ling Law Enforcement Department. As the minister, he has greater authority than Bai Congqiu to give orders to She Xun, so he won't be fooled!

When Meng Tian heard this, he smiled gloatingly and immediately ran to convey the minister's instructions. Not long after, he heard a wail from somewhere: "Little leopard, don't want it--"

If Feng Rong had not heard of it, Bai Congqiu became more and more erratic. She Xun was still a person who was accustomed to being provocative and did not teach Bai Congqiu a lesson. Another day, did he plan to duel with the entire headquarters? He had seen jealous people, but had never seen jealous people and were so violent.

Bai Congqiu, who was ignorant of Lin Yingkong, stared at Feng Rong with resentment, "Minister..." Didn't he just want to kiss him? Why is it so difficult?

When Feng Rong looked back at his appearance, he couldn't help laughing. Lin Yingkong always looked confident. Feng Rong had never seen him lose face. He was wrong. Minister, Assistant Lin often lost face in your hands, but unfortunately you didn't notice it because you lacked emotional intelligence.

"Stop making trouble," Feng Rong couldn't help but coax the child, and touched his head, lowered his voice, "Hehe, what's the matter when you go back..."

"But I want to kiss you now!" Lin Yingkong said coquettishly unwillingly, "You and Executive Officer Zong Shaoxian have to stay together for four days. I'm not happy. Minister, you won't give me any compensation?"

Feng Rong touched her nose uncomfortable, her eyes drifting, "This..."

Lin Yingkong had a firm face, "I want to kiss you."

Feng Rong: "..." Have you asked me normally?

"Minister, if you don't say anything, I'll kiss you?" Lin Yingkong looked at his expression and saw that he had no objection, so he bent down with satisfaction...

"Minister long--" Qu Xiumian rushed over with a howling ghost, "My wife asked for the red line and didn't give me it. He wanted to climb the wall... Ao--!"

"..." With a tragic scream, everyone in the audience raised their heads and looked at Qu Xiumian who was flew from one end of this floor to the other by a shadow. A huge human-shaped object drew a graceful arc in the air, and then "slap" on the wall, leaving a deep human-shaped figure... Amitabha, life is endless, death is endless, Virgin Mary bless you.

"You, you, too, too, no, finished!" Lin Yingkong almost bit his teeth and really wanted to set a fire to burn these light bulbs to death! I burn! I burn! I burn!

Before he could really start setting fire, he suddenly heard someone beside him laughing out loud. Lin Yingkong was stunned. When he turned around, he saw Feng tolerating for a few times. He still couldn't help laughing. It was not the usual way that he was just smiling with his lips bent, but the kind of laughter that was full of joy. He held Lin Yingkong's arm and said while laughing: "Haha, sorry, I didn't mean to laugh, but Yingkong, you are so cute... Haha, hahaha..."
Chapter completed!
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