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Volume 9: Matchmaker Arrives (19)

Of course, Feng Rong thought beautifully, but the reality was very skinny. No matter how you think about that kind of thing, it is impossible. Whether Lin Yingkong will go wild, nor whether he can knock down his assistant, Feng Rong himself, as the Minister of the Ling Law Enforcement Department, was busy every day, and it was impossible for him to fly kites on Zong Shaoxian. If this is true... Zhu Mengtian would definitely be the first to rush over and hug his thigh to accuse him of inhumaneness.

After Yue Lao and Cupid were tied up to ensure that they could not "inflict" again, Feng Rong signaled E Jingbai to wake up the two dizzy gods of marriage for interrogation. Even if they felt that these two gods were nothing, they might be spies sent by some organization or they wanted to get benefits from the Ling Security Bureau, it was undeniable that they made trouble at the headquarters.

But the facts still gave them a cruel blow!

"So this is the headquarters of the Ling Security Bureau?!" This is the thrilling Yue Lao.

"So this is the base camp of the Spirit Security Bureau in the East?" This was the shocked Cupid.

"We really don't know!" This is a duo of Yue Lao and Cupid.

"…=Blood=!" This is the headquarter members who were interviewed.

The headquarters of the Ling Security Bureau is almost turned upside down by you. You actually said you don’t know where this is, who believes it! Smash!

Unfortunately, according to Yue Lao and Cupid's explanation, they did find that this was the home of the Ling Security Bureau. Because in recent years, the marriage and fertility indicators of various ethnic groups have been gradually increasing. They were idle and went to close down after having nothing to do. They haven't gone out for several years until the Chinese New Year is approaching this year. Cupid was bored and wanted to see the lively scenes of the Eastern New Year and find Yue Lao to play. Both of them are the main gods in the affairs of the people. Although the jurisdiction is different, they often compete with the business of both parties. This time they talked about it, because

The two people quarreled with different views on marriage. Their different ideas are well known. Cupid thinks that only passionate love can make the two fall in love quickly and achieve the goal of starting a family. Those passions can also impress couples. They are unwilling to separate. The feeling of being too plain will always make people feel that something is missing. Yue Lao feels that only long-lasting feelings can last. If that passion is maintained, then when the enthusiasm disappears in one day, it will make the gap between the two parties bigger. If the divorce rate soars, they are the two of them who are suffering.

So neither of the two great gods convinced each other, so they simply made a bet, randomly pick a place and unilaterally display their magical powers on one of the two people, to see which side accepts the other's pursuit faster, and then become a serious couple, and their relationship is very stable. In order to increase the difficulty, they also specially selected two people who were dissatisfied with each other from the beginning, one shot arrows and the other wrapped in red lines, and hid aside in secret to watch the show, waiting for the acceptance results.

Unfortunately, the headquarters of the Spirit Security Bureau was set in City K after the end of the anti-alliance war six years ago. Although Yue Lao and Cupid knew that they had joined this huge organization, they did not know much about the Spirit Security Bureau because of their seclusion in recent years. They randomly landed in City K. After discussing, they felt that it was not challenging to make a bet with emotional humans, so they followed the city's monsters and ghosts and monsters, and just ran to the headquarters building. This building was not very silly and hung a sign on the periphery to say that their spiritual security bureau's nest. Yue Lao and Cupid discovered the space formation while crawling the elevator, and then the badge of the Spirit Logistics Department of the Spirit Security Bureau was still reacting. They thought this was a relatively large branch of the Spirit Security Bureau, and they didn't care. They just brushed the badge and easily entered...

Then it develops to this point, it can definitely be described by accident. Yue Lao and Cupid are two people. They have been involved in the gambling business and have no time to carefully examine where they are doing things. Originally, Yue Lao should have known Bai Congqiu, the White Tiger God, but at that time, Cupid was the one who went to "ambush" Mo Feisong and She Xun. He was not so sensitive to the appearance of the Orientals, and he was even more familiar with the director of the Ling Security Bureau, who has never appeared in public. Until today, he met the famous Minister of the Mobile Sign Dark Potter, and they discovered something bad. They thought that Feng Rong's visit happened to run into them when he was inspecting the branch. In addition, he was very guilty because he was making trouble on other people's territory. He was so scared that he wanted to leave. He didn't know that his IQ was urgent and his character was disconnected. Even if the IQ of a group of people at the headquarters was on the same level as them, they were still unlucky and did not escape successfully.

That's right, things are that simple. This is a series of tragedies with IQs being taken off the line caused by two dumb guys. Amitabha.

"I don't care if you know where you are," E Jingbai, whose whole face was falling off, slamming the table, shaking the two people on the other side. He was fed up with the feeling of "looking at each other" with Jiu Tianyu. "Anyway, you can untie the spells on us, immediately, immediately!"

When the old master Yue heard this, he immediately became anxious: "How can this work? Our bet has not yet been decided!"

Cupid nodded quickly and echoed: "Yes, yes, our bet is not over yet!"

Zhu Mengtian pinched his bone fingers and sneered: "If you don't solve it, your bet will not be over, and I will let you finish it right now!"

Yue Lao and Cupid: "…!” help! Someone threatens God in the Red Fruit Land!

Di Bingqiao pushed the flat glasses he had just put on, and held two syringes in her hand wearing disposable gloves. She almost looked at them with a look that could be called a "grizzy". She was wearing a white coat, as if she was a perverted medical scientist who could press people on the operating table to dissect the anatomy. "Maybe, we can try the legendary true spitting agent."

Yue Lao and Cupid: "……!!!" The Spiritual Security Bureau that promised to make decisions for the people must have entered the thief's nest! It must be!

Fei Rong, who came back in time to watch the lively end, smiled and said, "According to Article 7 of the First Law of the Supernatural Academic Society, we have the right to deal with anyone who disrupted the order of the Spiritual Security Bureau. The prince violated the law and committed the same crime as the common people, even the Emperor of Heaven is no exception."

Cheng Xiaodai looked up at her silently - Rongzi, you actually memorized the first method in supernatural science so well?

Fei Rong's mouth twitched - cough cough, no, this is not the case that he often kills some serious prisoners with one heavy hand. Is this just right to use this regulation to avoid writing reports or something...

Bai Congqiu, who ignored his subordinates, was just thinking about removing the love arrow from She Xun, and putting his two axes on the table with viciousness, "Do you two want to die in my territory?"

The Moon and Cupid instantly wanted to rush over to serve as a leg pendant to express their determination - their determination to beg for mercy, "qaq doesn't want to, huh ~ please let it go!"

As the leader of this interrogation, Feng Rong calmly spoke: "So, are you willing to say it?"

Yue Lao and Cupid looked at each other, and then looked at Feng Rong with a moist and soft look, trying to get his "mercy", but Feng Rong always had a stern face and had no intention of being able to be harmonious. She raised her chin and signaled them to say quickly that Yue Lao could only look at death and said, "I'm sorry..."

Lin Yingkong, behind the minister, raised his eyebrows, and Cupid, who had a psychological shadow, immediately buried his head and screamed: "Don't slap in the face!"

Others present: "..." What to do, I really want to swing and suck at his face.

Feng Rong stared at the two gods of marriage thoughtfully, "Why don't you say it? If you don't atone for your sins, it is indeed not a very light crime to make trouble at the headquarters of the Ling Security Bureau."

The old man was finally able to finish the sentence that was interrupted just now: "I'm sorry, we can't deal with the problem with you, huh!"

Members of the headquarters: "..." Did they catch the wrong person?

Seeing that they were throwing a few exogenous spells on the spot or directly pulling their faces, the Yue Lao quickly explained: "Cupid and I are not really going to disrupt the order of marriage, so we set the validity period of both my red line and his love arrows for five days. We have to decide the winner within five days. Whether it is successful or not, they will return to normal after five days. So the effect of this spell is also doubled so that we can see the results in a short period of time... It means, cough, we can only solve the problem of those who are against us just now, but before this, in order to prevent the other party from cheating, the arrow and red line that Cupid and I used are very special. I promise that there will be no side effects except that we cannot remove this point ourselves... Ao! Please don't slap in the face!"

Looking at the Yue Lao and Cupid who were dragged into the corner and beaten up, Feng Rong looked deep and pretended to be sad, "In other words, Shaoxian and I have to wait at least four days before we can separate?" After fulfilling the promise of the upper and lower levels, it was delayed at least four days... The trap that fell from the world suddenly turned into a pie, and I felt a little excited and swollen!

Lin Yingkong took a deep look, "That's so terrifying..."

What did he make people? He didn't say anything. Feng Rong was afraid that he would notice something. In an instant, Bafeng on his face remained unmoved and felt uneasy. He followed the situation and said, "It's so regrettable."

"Oh?" Lin Yingkong asked with a smile: "Is it regretful that you can't continue to connect with the executive officer Zong Shaoxian?"

Silently, Zong Shaoxian, who had already invisible, was so worried that his young hair would turn black: "..." Can you two avoid being shot in me when they were flirting with each other? Forget it, I'll beat the culprit.

Feng Rong said with a straight face: "It's a pity that will delay young people... Zong Shaoxian's executive officer has so many days, so he and Meng Tian cannot be in the world of two people for the time being. Yingkong, don't misinterpret my meaning."

Zong Shaoxian, who was about to beat Yue Lao and Cupid, couldn't help it. He turned around and explained, "Zhu Mengtian and I are not the same as each other. Even the minister, you can't insult my eyes."

Lin Yingkong said in surprise: "Meng Tian announced in front of me a few hours ago that you are his future wife!"

"..." Zhu Mengtian, who ran back after beating the gods, was immediately shocked.

"..." Feng Rong looked at Zong Shaoxian with a condemnation look of "How can you deceive me as the boss of your husband and husband."

"..." Zong Shaoxian thought, would he kill Zhu Mengtian or Zhu Mengtian or Zhu Mengtian? Well, but before that, he had to think about how he told his sister that he really didn't plan to compete with her for this fool who had a trick on his head...

The beaten Joy and Cupid were finally dragged back to the interrogation table. Feng Rong asked seriously: "Have you thought of a solution?"

Although he had the meaning of "I would never think you would continue to be beaten", Yue Lao and Cupid still shook their heads and said with a sad face: "No, Minister An, we really can't handle it!"

Feng Rong tried hard to resist the urge to laugh secretly and asked calmly: "So who can solve it?"

"..." The Moon and Cupid looked at him silently, expressing their meaning with their eyes - neither of them could handle it, and they could still count on cross-professions?

Feng Rong spread his hands at the others present with regret and sadness, "It seems they really can't handle it."

Members of the headquarters: "..." I don't know why, but I always feel that Minister An's expression is a bit too rich. Shouldn't you be so lingering when the headquarters building collapsed in front of you?

He noticed that Lin Yingkong's eyes were also slightly suspiciously, Feng Rong's heart skipped a beat, immediately changed the subject, waved his hand to signal Bu Mengsheng to come, and then said to the two marriage gods: "Okay, the previous problem is not easy to solve, but you have to find a way to find another problem. How many times have you added to your spells? Forget it, that... what's going on with the overlord?"

Because of the chaos this afternoon, before Bu Mengsheng had time to replace his shirt that had been buttoned by Qu Xiumian, he stood there with his chin raised his chin and was so angry that he was being played with a hooligan. Boss Yue was shocked and said, "How is it possible? Good and bad fates are all about your love and my will. How can we come here?!" This scared both vernacular and classical Chinese...

Cupid also looked humiliating as if he had "You falsely accused me" and said aggrievedly: "The love I like is the kind of passion like fire, but it is not the kind of fire that is burning. If you are hit by the arrow of love, you are not the medicine for x. How can you have this effect?"

They were beaten up just now, like quails with their heads. When they were suspected of their professionalism, they became tough. When everyone heard this, they shook their thoughts - wasn't they really the ones they did?

Yue Lao is also a good at observing their expressions. When he saw their expressions, he knew it and asked, "Minister Anonymously, what you said is an exception, right?"

Feng Rong turned to look at the others. Everyone thought about it. It was really only Qu Xiumian and Bu Mengsheng that had such a big fuss. The others were at most proposing. For example, Mo Feisong and others were still chanting love letters purely. So he nodded, Feng Rong understood and said, "It's indeed an exception. Yue Lao, what do you mean..."

"What else can it mean? The one who got hit liked him~" Yue Lao looked at Cupid with contempt, "It's your arrow. You can find two of them to make up for the numbers. You're cheating!"

Cupid was dissatisfied, "No! They must have gone into bed and didn't know that the other party liked him, and they didn't believe it if they knew. Aren't these two people more challenging?"

"..." The members of the headquarters looked at Bu Mengsheng sideways. It turned out that the famous playboy leader had long fallen under the top slutty suit pants at the headquarters. He even got on the bed. He conquered a big monster for the bachelor in the world. Thank you for your hard work!

"..." Bu Mengsheng was thinking about how he should tactfully express that he had nothing to do with Qu Xiumian. He just accidentally had a crush on that beast for more than ten years and did not intend to really give him a discount to that beast... By the way, that beast likes him? Haha, ghost trust!

"..." Everyone who saw Bu Mengsheng's expression - for some reason suddenly felt a little sympathy for Qu Xiumian. The love journey was bumpy, and the journey was good!

Zhu Mengtian looked at E Jingbai, then Feng Rong, and asked: "It's not that the red line determines marriage, and the arrow of love can also make two people feel in love... Well, now it's a one-hearted relationship, but if the person who is caught has something else to love, it can also affect its effect?" In other words, it's not that reliable to take action by the God of Marriage himself?

Faced with his doubts, Old Yue said righteously and felt heartbroken: "There is still something that cannot be calculated in heaven. How can you expect our supernatural powers to be accurate?"

Cupid nodded seriously, speaking in a difficult Chinese language: "Yes, love is what every creature grows from the heart. As the leaders of the marriage between heaven and earth, all we have to do is to promote its growth, not to make it come into being."

It’s so magnificent, but Zhu Mengtian immediately despised them: “Isn’t what you are doing now just making things out of nothing?” Violating operations means illegal operations. If you don’t have enough technology, you don’t have enough technology. You have to set up a archway. Will your face be twice as thick as you live for a long time?

The Moon and Cupid were instantly slapped in the face: "...bad guys qaq!" They are gods after all, can they give some face?!!!

Feng Rong ignored the grief and anger of the two of them and looked at everyone, "Is there anything else to ask?"

"I have it." Xing Jun, who came to watch because he was curious, raised his hand.

"Ask." Feng Rong moved his position away from him.

"Ahem," Xing Jun cleared his throat, then looked at the Moon Master and then at Cupid, and asked in an academic tone: "Is your current image the real person?"

Moon and Cupid: “…what?”

"I remember the legendary Yue Lao, um, the old man under the moon. I thought it was an old man, but I looked at you..." Xing Jun's eyes passed by the cute and likable handsome man's face, and the meaning was very obvious.

The old man said in anger, "You humans always say that you have no hair on your mouth and can't do things in a solid manner. It turns out that I have been showing my true self for thousands of years. When I go out, there are banshees and fairies who send sachets. When you humans appear, you quarrels and fairies will quarrels. When I occasionally go to the old temple to sell red ropes to make extra money, they are despised. But humans have been born more quickly. If it weren't for the fact that humans were my main business army, why would I become an ugly old man!" I really thought about it and shed tears for myself...

The headquarters is full of people: "..." No, no matter what you become after seeing you, no one will believe that you are reliable.

Xing Jun wrote a bunch of words on his small notebook, and then looked at Cupid. His face, which was comparable to the sun god, was really shining. "I remember Cupid in Greek mythology is a very cute boy..." Is it because it was transformed to make people trust more easily?

Who knew Cupid roared: "Don't mention my three-inch bean Ding again! That's the dark history of many years ago! I will grow up! Do you understand when I grow up! Will you become a handsome guy? Apart from not getting rid of my virginity, where is the smaller one? Where! Small?!"

The headquarters: "..." Although I don't want to hit you, I still have to say that virginity is indeed a boy, not a man, xd.

Cupid, who exploded his own details: "..." Sorry, he wanted to die.
Chapter completed!
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