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【1131】 Learning environment

After I dismantled the core part of a massage stick and threw it into the trash can outside the school, I originally thought that I could dispose of it at the rate of one massage stick a day. Unexpectedly, it triggered negative remarks about Qingzi High School.

"Those girls at Qingzi High School are really horny. Look at how big the massage sticks they throw away after use are broken. Even foreigners may not be able to handle this size."

People at Zhonghai Civil and Military School especially talked about this statement.

"Don't stop me, I want to go to Qingzi High School to find a girlfriend. The boys in Qingzi High School can't even satisfy the girls in their own school. They really discredit us men. The physique I have developed from practicing martial arts all year round is finally useful. "

I really didn’t expect that throwing away a massage stick would have such a bad impact. When Xiong Yaoyue, Xiaoqin and the squad leader met in the campus restaurant, they also discussed this matter:

"Let me go, which girl threw that thing away? If you don't want it, how about throwing it at the door of your own house? Throw it at the door of the school, so that all the girls in the school will be scolded with you..."

The monitor pondered for a moment, "Pooh, it's not necessarily the girls in our school who threw it..."

Xiong Yaoyue curled her lips and said, "It wasn't a girl who threw it. Could it be that it was a boy who threw it?"

Xiaoqin and I looked at each other and immediately covered our mouths with both hands to show that we would never reveal the slightest bit of news.

"It's not necessarily someone from our school who threw it away." The squad leader calmly put forward his opinion and asked me: "Ye Lin, your family is in the adult supplies business. Do men also buy such things?"

In fact, my family has not only been in the adult products business, but is still in it even now (one of the three major shareholders of Happy Valley). The squad leader deliberately said this to save my face.

I scratched my scalp and said with an embarrassed look on my face: "Generally speaking, there are more purchases under men's names, but I don't know whose hands it will end up in."

"Does that mean that women will use it in the end?" Xiong Yaoyue was quite direct. She asked Zhuang Ni who was behind the squad leader unabashedly: "Hey, you didn't throw that thing away after using it, right?"

Zhuang Ni once admitted to me that she would masturbate with the squad leader's photo six times a week (Gong Caicai would be replaced on Sundays), and Xiong Yaoyue probably had heard about it as well.

"I won't use any ugly props that simulate male organs." Zhuang Ni replied sullenly, "As long as there are hands and tongues between Lily."

As Zhuang Ni spoke, she put her slender fingers on the monitor's buttocks, but the monitor immediately turned around and knocked them away.

Seeing Zhuang Ni's denial, Xiong Yaoyue squinted her eyes and looked around in the campus cafeteria, then suddenly fisted her fist and suddenly realized:

"I understand, there are not only students living in Qingzi High School, there is also a teacher's family building here. Maybe some lonely female teacher even..."

At this point, Xiong Yaoyue looked horrified and suddenly lowered her voice.

"If you think about it carefully, our female principal is the most suspect. I heard that Principal He Qimei has never married since she separated from her first love. She is an old maid. She needs that thing more than anyone else..."

"Don't speak ill of the principal." The squad leader glared at Xiong Yaoyue, "Although principal He is a bit neurotic sometimes, he is very considerate of the students of our school. How can you make such malicious speculations about her."

"This is not malicious." Xiong Yaoyue said aggrievedly, "The principal is also a human being. Even if he secretly uses this thing, it is not a big deal. But if it is used, it should be handled more properly."

Because of my fault, Principal He Qimei was blamed, which made me feel a little embarrassed every time I saw her for a period of time.

It seems that the remaining four massage sticks in the dormitory will be thrown into the garbage station further away, otherwise the guys from Zhonghai Civil and Military School may spread some worse rumors.

At the end of Sunday, I ran into Dr. Yu while walking on campus, and told him about the new properties of bwk tested by Xiaoqin: Once the victim has drunk alcohol before, a higher concentration of bwk is needed to have an effect.

"I'm afraid the interaction between bwk and alcohol is more than that." Dr. Yu frowned, "I analyzed the cases from Mexico and found that after being sprayed with bwk, the victim's alcohol consumption decreased to varying degrees..."

"Besides this, are there no other side effects?" I asked, "Except for some special industries, it's really not a big deal to drink less..."

Dr. Yu said that he would continue to observe the hidden characteristics of bwk. When we were about to separate, he suddenly asked about our adult products store and asked me if I could sell him the silver-haired twin-tailed Lolita doll. It will be helpful to his research work.

Because this physical doll was somewhat similar to Amy, I immediately became wary.

"Dr. Yu, what are you going to do? I remember that you are not a lolicon. Even if you have physical needs, you should buy the mature female model. Did you suddenly change your gender? If you have become a lolicon, then Hurry up and quit my sister's job as a personal doctor. If you do anything to Amy, I won't let you go."

Dr. Yu showed a sarcastic smile from the corner of his mouth, "The Democratic Party can become the Republican Party, the left can become the right, and normal cells can become cancer cells, but when have you ever heard that a mature female control can become a lolita control? To me, anyone under the age of 30 is not considered a woman at all. If you want me to be interested in your sister, at least wait until she is 30 years old."

",,Then why did you buy this physical doll that only lolita fans like."

Dr. Yu raised his chin with an inscrutable expression, "You don't need to worry about this. This is my research need to transform human beings. You will see the results when I produce them."

I don't care what high-tech achievements Dr. Yu can develop from physical babies. My family is in business. Since he wants to buy it, there is no reason not to sell it to him.

"Dr. Yu, you and I are old acquaintances. I'll tell Uncle Huoqiu and ask him to sell this to you at the purchase price and send it to a certain address."

"Just send it to the Imperial Building." Dr. Yu replied with a smile, "I will tell you the specific room number when I purchase it."

Ever since Dr. Yu was recruited by Xiao Yin as his chief engineer, he has had a permanent VIP suite in the Imperial Building, and opposite it is his exclusive large laboratory where he often spends the night, where he can fully display his talents and contribute to his work. Contribute to the hegemony of transforming all mankind.

Weekends are always short. Monday is here in a blink of an eye, and I am back to my job as a student and studying.

In the history class, last week's classroom test papers were returned. Xiaoqin and I barely passed the test, which was already embarrassing. Unexpectedly, the best among the best has its own best. Pooh only scored 35 points, and all the scores came from the blindfold. multiple choice questions.

I saw one of the quiz questions was "List examples of ancient Chinese wars in which less defeated more." The answer written by Pooh turned out to be Sun Wukong fighting a hundred thousand heavenly soldiers and generals...

Is this considered an ancient Chinese war? Pooh, you are a tease invited by the monkey, right?

"China has such a long history." After being criticized by the history teacher, Pooh complained, "Who can remember five thousand years so clearly? It's great that the United States only has 200 years of history. I want to be an American."

"It's not difficult." I said, "As long as you continue to hold Amy's thigh as before, Amy will definitely get you an American green card in the future, and then the English name Winnie will become your most frequently used name. Name, you no longer have to worry about the word 'bear' appearing in your name..."

"This is the most troublesome thing." Pooh cried, "My English is as bad as Ye Lin's. I don't even know how to spell 'Pooh' in English. How can I talk to people when I go to the United States?" , I didn’t even know I was being sold.”

"I can teach you oral English." Xiaoqin said, "We live in the same dormitory. If you want, I can only speak English to you in the dormitory. It won't take long for you to reach the same level as me." English fluency…”

Faced with such good learning conditions, Pooh scratched his head and said, "Forget it, I'm too lazy to learn. Xiaoqin, just tell me the words I don't understand when I play English games..."

Pooh loves sports so much that he can't sleep unless he runs ten laps on the track and field every day, but he is very lazy when it comes to learning cultural knowledge. It seems that everyone's birth talent is really different.

"Um..." The monitor, who was sitting diagonally across from Xiao Qin, heard our conversation. As soon as she opened her mouth, the bell rang, causing her to hesitate.

I observed the situation and said: "Why, monitor, you are very envious of Pooh's English learning environment. Do you want to temporarily change dormitories with Pooh and learn spoken English with Xiaoqin?"

Because Aunt Ren met many foreign friends when she was making movies, Xiaoqin has always been good at speaking English. Two years ago, Xiaoqin and Amy's French chef were able to converse in English fluently, which shocked the monitor. , Although the monitor scored very high on the English test paper, he suffered from the lack of an environment to practice speaking and his response was not fast enough when talking to foreigners.

When I told me what I was thinking, the squad leader blushed, "I, I did think about it just now, but changing dormitories is too troublesome, and Xiaoqin may not be willing to teach me..."

"It's not troublesome to change dormitories." Pooh was very generous, "If you treat me to Haagen-Dazs ice cream, I'll switch dormitories with you. How about a three-ball cup for a week."

The squad leader shook his head, "Forget it. If you change dormitories with me, you will sleep in the same dormitory as Caicai. She is prone to nightmares when she sleeps, and you like to bully her..."

"Don't talk about me so bad." Pooh said dissatisfied, "As long as Caicai treats me to ice cream, I won't bully her. No, I won't bully her if she doesn't treat me to ice cream. Just like Caicai. The dormitory is very convenient for me to copy my homework, and I will definitely be very gentle to her."
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