【1130】 Conscience Store
I explained to Xiaoqin why I wanted to blow up the inflatable doll, and Xiaoqin realized her mistake.
"It turns out that classmate Ye Lin is helping Uncle Ye check the quality of the products. Why didn't you tell me earlier?"
"Nonsense, what can I tell you? My mouth was used to blow air just now. Do you know how hard it is to blow up an inflatable doll?"
"I, I was wrong." Xiaoqin apologized to me, "I followed him all the way without notifying Ye Lin, and caused Ye Lin to lose all his previous efforts. How can Ye Lin forgive me?" "
I thought about it and said, "Then blow up this inflatable doll for me and I'll check if it's leaking."
Xiaoqin's face immediately showed a horrified expression, "But... I don't have such interest either."
"What does this have to do with interest?" I lost my patience a little bit, "You can brag if I ask you to, don't give me nonsense."
I am not willing to be so cruel to Xiaoqin from the bottom of my heart, but the blowing port of the inflatable doll is designed between the legs. It is a shameful act to blow on it. If I blow it in front of Xiaoqin now, I am more likely to have random thoughts, so I am so ashamed that I give up halfway through.
"Okay, then." Seeing my insistence, Xiao Qin had to agree, "Although Lily will be suspicious of me doing this, but since it is the order of classmate Ye Lin, there is nothing I can do..."
"You're a lily, I'm just blowing up the inflatable doll, don't think too much about it."
"I can't think about it. I heard that this is what Zhuang Ni has always wanted Gong Caicai to do for her. I never thought that one day it would be my turn to do it myself..."
Xiaoqin imitated me and grabbed the two legs of the inflatable doll, and put her lips between the buttocks of the inflatable doll.
"Oh."
Xiaoqin let out a scream as soon as she touched the inflatable port, which made me nervously ask: "What's wrong?"
"(*^__^*) Hee hee..." Xiao Qin blushed and said, "There is still student Ye Lin's saliva here. I'm sorry. Thank you for your hospitality."
Don't drink my saliva as royal jelly, the happiness on your face comes too easily.
"Suck, suck..."
"Stop sucking," I said angrily, "You inhale instead of blowing. The inflatable doll is almost turning into a human being. Let's finish this quickly so that we can leave."
There are mountains of adult products in the warehouse, and the number of condoms alone exceeds 10,000. Xiaoqin and I are not suitable to stay here.
Under my repeated urging, Xiaoqin had no choice but to start blowing the inflatable doll honestly, but she always looked in my direction when blowing.
"Blow, just blow, why do you have to look at me?"
I was puzzled by Xiaoqin's burning eyes.
"Because..." Xiaoqin said vaguely with something in her mouth, "I don't want to become the same person as Zhuang Ni, so I have to remind myself all the time that it was classmate Ye Lin who ordered me to play. I am bragging to classmate Ye Lin. As long as classmate Ye Lin is happy, I can do anything..."
Don't say things that are so easy for people to misunderstand. You mistook the inflatable doll for a balloon or a swimming ring. It's all your fault for saying those puns that make me feel hot all over.
If I had known earlier, I wouldn't have let Xiaoqin do it, I would have done it myself, but now I am even more tired.
It was not easy for Xiaoqin to blow up the inflatable doll until it was round and round. I asked Xiaoqin to plug the air outlet, and then walked over to check if there was any air leakage on the surface.
"Ah, classmate Ye Lin is so lustful."
When I checked a suspected leak hole on the buttocks of the inflatable doll, Xiao Qin shouted next to me.
That's enough, I'm touching it but not you, and the inflatable doll looks so funny that I won't treat it as a female of the same species. The physical doll in the big house is possible.
In order to conduct a pressure experiment, I punched the abdomen of the inflatable doll twice. As a result, the inflatable port of the inflatable doll immediately opened, and all the air that Xiaoqin had managed to blow in leaked out.
"Why, why are you doing this?" Xiao Qin said deeply shocked, "Does classmate Ye Lin want me to blow it again and again? I don't have this kind of hobby. Don't develop me into a strange hobby. "
"I won't let you blow it anymore~~~" I said, dumbfounded, "This inflatable doll has a design defect and cannot bear the weight of the customer. I want to get rid of all the goods in the same batch as it."
As I talked, I put all the "Seven Fairies" of worrying quality into the carton box, putting them together with the leakage massage stick and expired delay wipes.
"So it turns out that as long as the air leaks, they will be abandoned." Xiaoqin began to sympathize with those inflatable dolls for some reason. "Classmate Ye Lin is so ruthless. He will abandon them when he says they will be abandoned. If one day I am played with by classmate Ye Lin and become leaky. I'm so angry, would classmate Ye Lin abandon me like this without blinking an eye?"
Who would play tricks on you? You won’t shrivel up because of a hole burned by a cigarette butt. And if I give up all the time, I will be kicked into Dongshan Lake by Aunt Ren.
I immediately made a decision, sealed the cardboard box, and left the warehouse with Xiaoqin. I did not stay here any longer to avoid a long night and many dreams.
"How will classmate Ye Lin deal with these inferior goods?" Xiao Qin followed me with her hands behind her back and asked curiously, "Are they going to be burned like Humen burning cigarettes?"
"It would be too exaggerated to burn them," I said. "I will use scissors and screwdrivers to break them, and then throw them into the trash can in batches to prevent others from picking them up and selling them or using them..."
Leaking inflatable dolls and expired time-delay wipes don't matter. Those leaking massage sticks are the greatest safety hazard. If they enter the market, they are pure evil.
If Xiaoqin wasn't around, I could just throw something away in a trash can, but Xiaoqin was with me and didn't know what to say to me every time I threw something away, so I decided to start with it. Take these defective products back to school and find an opportunity to deal with them.
As a result, I ignored that I had to take the subway when I went back to school. When I took the subway, I had to go through the security check. After passing the security check, I had to scan the things in my suitcase.
The neatly uniformed female security inspector saw five massage sticks and other discordant objects in my box. Although she didn't say anything, she cast a sympathetic look at Xiao Qin who was following me.
I feel for your sister. These massage sticks are not for Xiaoqin. Sister, please use your brain. Biologically speaking, a girl cannot bear five massage sticks.
When Xiaoqin and I were sitting on the subway, we saw the subway civilized man again trying to persuade an aunt not to eat melon seeds and spit them out. Instead, she was scolded by the unreasonable aunt.
I suddenly remembered the bet I made with the Red Star Man, so I said to Xiao Qin: "The Justice League of Dongshan is going to compete with me to see who can catch the exposed demon and the sick demon first..."
"I understand." Xiao Qin nodded and said, "In order for classmate Ye Lin to win, I will sink all the members of the Dongshan Justice League into Dongshan Lake one by one without leaving any trace. How about starting with the Metro Civilization Man... …”
"Don't do what your father did to the Triads." I yelled, "Although I made a bet with the Justice League of Winter Mountain, I actually wanted to lose on purpose."
Next, I explained my reasons and told Xiaoqin that the biggest suspect of the naked demon man was the owner of the Hall, Mr. Xu.
"So that's it." Xiao Qin murmured, "So, classmate Ye Lin needs to figure out who the sick man is next, and then inform the Dongshan Justice League of all the news and ask them to arrest him for you. ?”
"That's it. In addition, you may not know that the Red Star Man you once dealt with is Wan Dong, the third-ranked martial arts master in Zhonghai Civil and Martial Arts School... By the way, what school he is in, you can tell when you fight him Is it done?"
"I didn't see it. At that time, he wanted to lift my hood and reveal my true identity, which made me very angry, so my vision went dark. After that, I couldn't remember what I did to him..."
Damn it, it turns out that Red Star Man was defeated by Xiao Qin who turned into a little overlord state. In that case, it is absolutely normal for him to have lingering fears. If I turn on the Berserker mode, I can only get a tie with the blackened Xiao Qin... …
If we take into account the time when Xiao Qin kicked down the bamboo forest in Cuisong Mountain, then the destructive power of the drunk Xiao Qin seems to be even greater than that of the blackened Xiao Qin. This childhood sweetheart of mine is really unfathomable in strength, and the personality of the little bully dominates. I'm afraid she still makes me very troublesome due to her dominant position.
After returning to school, Xiaoqin reluctantly parted from me, and I carried the cardboard box containing the defective goods back to dormitory 222.
"Brother Ye Lin, what is that?" Shu Zhe, who was lying on the bed playing with his mobile phone, asked curiously, "Is it food or something to use?"
"Do you want to know?" Because I had Shu Zhe's experience of stealing bwk, I said to him angrily, "Don't you understand if you secretly opened the package, but I'm warning you, if you dare to open it, I will Use everything in it for yourself."
Seeing that I said it categorically, Shu Zhe got scared and didn't dare to ask any more questions.
That night, I took out a massage stick from the cardboard box and planned to dismantle it destructively. As a result, Shu Zhe, who had just come out of the bathroom, dropped the bath towel on the floor.
"Brother Ye Lin, what are you doing? I didn't peek at your things this time. Don't use this against me."
I held the massage stick in my hand and looked at him with disdain, "Who said I have to deal with you? I have no interest in the transvestite's anus. You quickly put on your clothes. These products have quality issues and I want to remove them." Destroyed on its own initiative.”
Shu Zhe felt relieved after hearing what I said, but he still lay on the bed with a sheet on his back, curiously watching me play with the ferocious props in my hands.
"Um...Brother Ye Lin, since you have been running an adult products store for so long, will it have any adverse effects on your own hobbies?"
He seemed a little worried and asked.
"Do you care?" I hummed, "Whether I have any bad habits has anything to do with you."
"Why doesn't it matter?" Shu Zhe raised his voice, "If you suddenly use this kind of thing to deal with my sister after you become lovers, my sister will definitely break up with you, so Brother Ye Lin, you must be patient. Even if you have any bad habits, you will have to wait until you inherit the inheritance and marry my sister before you reveal them..."
In this way, Shusha can get half of my property, right? The property that goes into your sister's hands is equivalent to going into your hands, right? You think so.
Chapter completed!