Chapter 3 The Correct Posture for Collecting Joy Points
A few days later, in the open space at the east end of Wuming Village, Yan Sen was telling jokes to the children in the village:
"There were two prisoners locked in the prison, and one night all the prisoners ran away! But the next day, the guard opened the prison door and saw, hey? There was still a prisoner left inside?" Yan Sen asked, "What's going on?"
After asking, he waited for several seconds, but Yan Sen did not wait for the three words "why".
A child raised his hand and asked:
"What is prison?"
"Prison... Prison is a cell!" Yan Sen explained vigorously, "It is the place where prisoners are imprisoned!"
"Oh!" said the child, "Would you just say prison?"
"Then why," asked the other child, "there are only two prisoners in prison? Why can't we be imprisoned for a few more?"
"This..." Yan Sen frowned, "This prison is so small, there is no way, you can only lock up two prisoners!"
"Then..." a little girl with a braid facing the sky asked seriously, "Isn't it good to build more prison cells? There are so many bad people now?"
"This..." Yan Sen began to go crazy.
"That's it. I heard that there are hundreds of prisoners in the prison in Jackdaw City!"
"What are you? My dad has been in prison..."
Several children were about to start a discussion, but Yan Sen couldn't stand it anymore, so he quickly interrupted them and begged at the top of his lungs:
"Please, brothers and sisters, I just want to tell a joke!
"Do you guys let me tell the joke intact?
"I'll tell you the answer is OK. It turns out that the escaped prisoner is called "Quandu"! Hahahaha..."
The children's confusion made Yan Sen's laughter more manic.
+2…
The system may be too pitiful to see Yan Sen. Although the children did not laugh, they still gave Yan Sen two points of joy and comfort.
Tsk tsk...
Looking at the progress bar on 19/100 in his mind, Yan Sen couldn't help feeling discouraged.
Over the past few days, although he worked hard to tell the villagers crosstalk, such as penetration, tongue twisters, quick-bow writing, and brain teasers, he still had very few joys.
Instead of laughing, the villagers felt that Yan Sen was becoming more and more crazy...
Only then did Yan Sen realize that this fantasy world is different from his original world. There are many funny elements that are incompatible. If you copy them, it seems that it is not easy to amuse them!
What should I do?
If it is so difficult to even open a wish, then when will I recover my tens of billions of dollars of skill?
Could it be...Is it my funny posture wrong?
Yan Sen is not a person who is easily discouraged. He knows how to reflect when encountering difficulties.
Next, he began to observe the villagers' preferences, learn and study the entertainment methods of the locals, and planned to try another way.
On this day, he was using wood to make quicksellers. He wanted to try out whether he could create more joy values through quicksellers?
Unexpectedly, just as his quick plan was about to be completed, a strong man with a fierce back and a fierce waist suddenly rushed in from the yard!
"You!" The strong man was furious when he saw Yan Sen and shouted loudly, "You shameless thing! Do you want to have a little face?"
"I……"
One sentence made Yan Sen confused!
What's the situation? This is?
"How can you, a man, live with Paulie?" The strong man clenched his fists, and the veins on his arm burst out. "Do you still have a little face?"
this……
Although Yan Sen knew that his current strength was not allowed to show off, he still answered instinctively:
"No! I'm so handsome, I still have to want this face!"
Unexpectedly, after saying this, the system in my mind suddenly reacted.
+7…
What?
Just a casual sentence, I actually gained 7 points of joy!!?
Before this, Yan Sen told the old men and ladies a day that there weren’t so many jokes!?
this……
"Ah!?" The strong man's nose was crooked and rushed over with his fist, "Do you deserve a beating?"
"Wait..." Seeing the other party coming in full force, Yan Sen asked tentatively, "Who are you shit?"
+2…
This is OK?
However, the strong man did not hear the homonym and immediately shouted: "I don't even know me, so let you know it today!"
As he said that, he grabbed Yan Sen's collar, causing Yan Sen's feet to fly into the air.
"Hey! Oulu! Are you crazy!?"
At the critical moment, Baoli rushed out of the room. She moved very quickly. She just held the strong man's wrist and let go of his hand as if he was hot!
Although Yan Sen had no memory, his mind was still bright. He knew that Baoli could protect him, so he hurriedly hid behind Baoli.
"Bolly!" The strong man named Oulu shouted at Baoli, "How can you let him live with you? How can I marry you in the future if you do this?"
“…”
Hearing this passage, Yan Sen was stunned. Could this strong man be Baoli's fiancé?
"Didn't we agree?" Baoli shouted angrily, "Only if your cultivation level exceeds me, you are qualified to pursue me!"
"I don't care," Oulu shouted, "You just can't live with a strange man!"
oh……
Yan Sen finally understood one thing: this Ulu is lower in level than that of Pauli.
Since... he can't beat Poly, why don't I take this opportunity to make more fun?
So Yan Sen came out from behind Baoli, clasped his fists and said, "Oh... So you are Oulu! You are dogs and dogs! "
"Hmm?" Ou Lu asked in a daze, "Do you know me?"
"Of course I know you! I have heard that you are the most outstanding martyr in Wuming Village!" Yan Sen said with his fist, "When you see you today, you really have feces, oh, you are so stylish, so lucky to be happy!"
+6
+2
...
Wow!
Why is there one more one behind?
Yan Sen suddenly realized that the extra joy value might come from Baoli!?
"You..." Ou Lu's eyes widened and furious, "What did you say? Say it again!"
"Although you don't know me, you must know my father!" Yan Sen said seriously, "They are so good that they are like the same person. If your father can't see my father for a day, he will go to my house to call me dad!"
“…”
“…”
After saying this, Ou Lu and Baoli were both stunned, obviously not reacting.
However, the joy value in Yan Sen's mind has been rising:
+9
+3
...
"You... well..." Ou Lu asked in confusion, "Who is your dad...?"
"Why, did I not explain it clearly?" Yan Sen continued, "I am your father's godson, you are my son's godfather, your mother is my wife's godmother, and my wife is your mother's goddaughter, what do you mean by me?"
"This..." These breathing made Oulu fool. He stretched out his finger and asked, "Is our relationship so close? No? I haven't married yet, where did I get my son?"
+6
+2
...
"You haven't figured it out yet, right? Well!" Yan Sen said again, "You only need to answer one question and you will definitely know! Do you know that I am your father?"
"Well...I don't know?" Ou Lu was confused and shook his head two seconds later, "No, I know! Hey? I don't know! Um..."
After another three seconds, he suddenly realized it. He was so angry that his fists tightened, and a brown halo suddenly appeared on his fists!
This halo is spiritual power. In this world, everyone relies on spiritual power to improve their cultivation.
Brown spiritual power represents supreme power, and Yan Sen instantly felt great danger!
However, the system in the brain is still greedily collecting joy values:
+15
+7
Chapter completed!