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Chapter 2 Let me tell you a joke

oh……

The classic awakening slowly, Yan Sen opened his eyes, and a tall and plump red figure appeared in his blurred vision.

The long hair like a waterfall indicates that the red figure is a woman!

Blink, blink hard, and rub your eyes with your hands, and your vision finally becomes clear.

That was indeed a woman!

and……

Um……

Still a woman with a blindfold on her right eye!

The woman was wearing a red windbreaker and had many fancy little jewelry hanging on her body. If her legs were lame, Yan Sen would mistakenly think that this was the female version of the pirate captain!

However, her legs were intact, so the red windbreaker and small accessories were replaced with the gypsy girl style.

At this moment, the woman was holding Yan Sen's black spirit stone and carefully checking with her only eye. The sun shone through the spirit stone and reflected an oval shadow on her face.

"Why have I never seen the black spirit stone?" Suddenly, the woman spoke. Although her voice was a little hoarse, her emotions were very full. "However, because she had never seen it, it should be very valuable, right?"

"You...well..." Yan Sen realized that the other party knew he was awake, so he asked the most programmatic opening remark, "Where is this?"

"This is an unknown village," the woman said calmly, "Because it is too nameless, it is called an unknown village!"

"oh……"

Yan Sen supported his body hard, his head was still dizzy and his bones were still hurting, but when he remembered that he had lost 10 billion yuan, he still felt that it was a blessing to be alive!

"You saved me?"

"No," said the woman shaking her head, "It's with my villagers!"

"Oh..." Yan Sen nodded, "Then are you the village chief?"

"The village chief is my father, he is dead!" The woman finally put down the crystal and turned her head and said, "As the only single woman in the village, I can take you in!"

“…”

Yan Sen grinned, feeling that the amount of information in women's words was very large.

"Then..." Yan Sen asked, "Your surname is your eldest sister?"

"My last name is Bao," the woman replied, "My name is Baoli!"

"Oh, such a coincidence!" Yan Sen said excitedly, "My surname is Yan, and my name is Yan Sen!"

Originally, Yan Sen said this casually, just to adjust the atmosphere.

But unexpectedly, the system in my mind suddenly reacted!

+1…

Looking at the icon in the upper left corner, it has become "1/100".

oh……

Yan Sen understood that the system determined that this was just funny, so he got 1 joy point.

"You are quite interesting," Baoli raised her lips and asked, "Yan Sen, where are you from? What happened to the big pit in the mountain last night?"

Big pit...

Oh... Yan Sen then remembered everything last night, and felt so unreal.

"I have lost my memory! I can't remember anything..." Yan Sen answered truthfully.

"Is that?" Poly was suspicious and pointed to the armor scattered on the ground and said, "You should be a warrior, right? I have never seen such armor before!"

"Armor?" Yan Sen looked at the armor and then on his body. Then he realized that someone had changed his clothes for him.

"What I changed for you was my dad's clothes," Paulie explained, "a little bit smaller!"

"oh……"

Yan Sen felt that there were no other underwear in his clothes, but he didn't dare to ask more questions. Instead, he tried to get out of bed and wanted to take two steps to see.

Fortunately, despite carrying 10 billion yuan, he can still walk, but he just walks a little reluctantly and has to hold on to the wall.

Until this moment, Yan Sen finally realized that he was much taller than before.

I don't know, have you changed?

Thinking of this, he came to Paulie's dressing table and looked at himself in a mirror.

The appearance has not changed much, but the eyes seem to be much darker and more fierce than before, with a bit of a wolves' eyes, and I look a little timid and furious!

Moreover, although his face was fair, he always felt that this appearance had an indescribable sense of vicissitudes, as if he had experienced many vicissitudes of life...

Who am I?

"Here," at this time, Baoli came to Yan Sen, raised the spirit stone pendant and said, "I have repaired the necklace for you, I'll put it on for you!"

"Didn't you say, this thing is valuable?" Yan Sen said generously, "Since you saved me, I'll give this thing to you!"

"How can that be done?" Baoli insisted on putting it on Yan Sen, and said, "If you die, then this thing was considered to be what we picked up, and it will naturally belong to us!

"But you are still alive, so you are its owner, so you will naturally return it to you..."

"This..." Yan Sen was speechless, and once again felt the powerful amount of information contained in the woman's words.

Paulie is very tall, almost as tall as Yan Sen.

While wearing the pendant, Yan Sen smelled a charming body fragrance and his heart swayed slightly.

Although she was wearing an eye mask, it can be seen that this was a relatively beautiful woman, a bit like a mixed-race child...

"Well..." Yan Sen asked with a look of his eyes, "Miss Baoli, didn't you just say that you are the only single woman in the village?"

Paulie nodded.

"Then..." Yan Sen asked, "Can I have a request? A small request?"

"Oh..." Although Paulie frowned, her only eyes still emitted an excitement, "What do you want to do!?"

"I...I..." Yan Sen approached the beauty shyly and said sincerely, "Can I tell you a joke?"

"..." Paulie's eyes dimmed instantly.

But Yan Sen's system came to harvest.

+1…

Another little joy!

"Your thinking is really jumping!" asked Poly, "Tell me a joke?"

"Yes, yes!" Yan Sen said excitedly, "I'm very good at telling jokes, that's called "Grave" - ​​it's so good! You've heard one, and you want to hear the second one..."

"Oh, okay," Paulie simply sat on the bamboo and rattan lounge chair and said seriously, "You talk!"

"Okay, listen!" Yan Sen opened his mouth and said, "Do you know what benefits will be for eating ginseng, deer antler and pepper often?"

"What is ginseng?" asked Paulie.

"Well... ginseng is a precious medicinal material..." Yan Sen explained.

"Where is the deer antler?"

"Well... it is also a precious medicinal material!"

"That pepper is also a precious medicinal material?" Baoli asked again.

"No, this is not, this is a spice, cough cough..." Yan Sen coughed twice, feeling a little stuffy in his chest, and repeated, "Do you know, do you know what benefits will be for eating these things often?"

"Oh," Paulie guessed, "Since these things are medicinal materials and spices, they are of course good for the body?"

"Wrong!" Yan Sen said vigorously, "Eating these things often will make it more delicious when cremated, hahahaha..."

Yan Sen laughed, but found that he was smiling pale and powerlessly.

Because, Paulie was still looking at him seriously, without a smile on her face.

There was no movement on the system either.

"It's so embarrassing!" Yan Sen said, "Then I'll change it for you! I'll ask you, which plant is the most honest?"

"Plant? Honest?" Paulie thought for a long time and shook her head.

"Banba!" Yan Sen smiled, "Because you are honest with each other (Banbaba)! Hahahaha..."

As a result, Paulie still didn't respond and asked for a moment of a moment:

"What is banana leaves?"

"Oh..." Yan Sen asked again embarrassedly, "Then I ask you, what pants are you wearing to look young?"

"Pants? Young?" Paulie shook her head again.

"Diapers! Haha..." Yan Sen laughed twice, his laughter was already dry and stiff.

"What are diapers?" Paulie blinked her only big eyes, and her eyelashes suffocated...

I'm dizzy...

Yan Sen almost vomited blood!

But he was tenacious and quickly got up and started rolling up his sleeves:
Chapter completed!
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